Chapter 17(3/4)
Ziwei said while stitching:
"I think you're a little redundant to do this, can you really use it?"
Xiaoyanzi nodded desperately and said:
"It can be used! It can be used! Let me tell you, when it is done, each of us will tie one on our knees! I have been thinking about it for a long time before I came up with this idea! I have to kneel all day long, and I have to protect my knees! I don't understand, why is such a smart person like Emperor Ama always asking people to kneel down with him?"
"Will you walk inflexible if you tie two things so thick on your knees?" Ziwei asked.
Jin Suo had already made a pair and said to Xiaoyanzi:
"Gee! Do you want to give it a try first!"
"good!"
Xiaoyanzi sat down excitedly, picked up her trouser legs, Jin Zuo tied her "knee pads" and Mingyue and Caixia came to help. After tied up, Jin Zuo said:
"How is it? Move your knees and see if they are too thick, I will thin it again!"
Xiaoyanzi put down her trousers, jumped around the room, and laughed proudly:
"Haha! Great! It doesn't hinder walking at all!" After walking around the room, he suddenly knelt heavily, "Haha, it's like kneeling on two balls of cotton, so comfortable! This thing is good, I'll give it a name, it's easy to kneel.' We each sent a pair of each of us Shufangzhai! Let's do it quickly, I'll go and give gifts! The fifth prince, Erkang, Ertai, Xiao Guizi, Xiaoshunzi, wintersweet, Dongxue... It's just that everyone needs it! You think, you often kneel on that stone ground, and kneel down, and several times it makes me kneel green and purple!"
Ziwei laughed:
"Don't give gifts! The fifth prince and the others will be surprised if they don't laugh! You teach them to wear this, I think none of them is willing to wear it!"
Little swallow widened her eyes:
"Why? Why don't you wear such a useful thing? Tomorrow, I will make a 'easy fight', so I won't be afraid of being beaten!"
Jin Suo couldn't help but ask:
"You can just tie this to your knees with an easy kneel. How do you tie this to your knees with an easy kneel?"
Little Swallow wondered:
"Yes! That's right! That's a bit of a headache!"
Mingyue’s contribution opinions:
"Prince will wear cotton pants from now on!"
"That won't happen," Ziwei said with a smile. "It's not easy to wear cotton pants on this hot day, but easy to get heatstroke!"
Everyone laughed. The room was laughing, and it was so lively. Just as amid the laughter, Xiao Dengzi came with Xiao Luzi. Xiao Luzi swayed her sleeves and knelt down and said to Xiao Yanzi:
"Prince! The emperor is in the study, so you want the princess to go there immediately!"
Xiaoyanzi was stunned and shouted:
"It's over! It's over! The Emperor Ama must have found something like 'good luck', 'big buckets' to teach me a lesson! It seems that the one I should invent the most is 'easy to write'!"
Xiaoyanzi walked into the imperial study room and looked up. Ertai and Yongqi were there, and were trying to wink her desperately. In addition to them, there was Ji Xiaolan. She was confused and understood something wrong in her heart. Relying on her knees, she knelt down at Qianlong and said:
"Emperor Ama Jixiang!"
"stand up!"
Xiaoyanzi felt proud. The "easy kneeling" was really useful, and her knees didn't hurt at all. She stood up and knelt down again when facing Ji Xiaolan.
"Master Ji Ji Ji Ji!"
Ji Xiaolan was shocked and hurriedly reached out to help Xiaoyanzi up.
"Please get up, why did you give this great gift?"
Xiaoyanzi just got up and knelt down at Qianlong again.
"Emperor, did I do something wrong again?"
Qianlong was very puzzled. Why was this child so scared that he knelt on his left and right?
"Get up! Get up!"
"I'll just kneel down, anyway, it's easy to kneel down!" Xiaoyanzi said to herself.
Qianlong couldn't understand, so he waved his hand.
"If you ask you to get up, you will get up, but you didn't punish you. Why are you doing kneeling?"
Then Xiaoyanzi stood up reluctantly.
Qianlong took many manuscripts and said to Xiaoyanzi:
"Today, I am studying your homework with Master Ji. I have just read the articles of Yongqi and Ertai, and I feel very comforted! However, Master Ji showed me your homework and I felt dizzy!" He handed a piece of paper to Xiaoyanzi, "Is this a poem you wrote?"
Xiaoyanzi took it over and looked at it.
"yes!"
"You read it to me!"
"It's better not to read!"
"If you ask you to recite, just recite it. It's best not to recite what!"
Xiaoyanzi had no choice but to lower her head and think:
"Walking into a room, there are walls on all sides. I look up and see rats, and look down and see cockroaches!"
Yongqiertai looked at each other, trying hard to hold back his laughter.
Ji Xiaolan looked embarrassed.
"What kind of poem are you?" Qianlong looked at the little swallow.
"This is very 'realistic'! I live in the palace now, of course everything is good! But this is the house I lived in before entering the palace! That Li Bai, who can 'look up at the bright moon and think of his hometown' must be that the window is big and sleeps open, and then he can see the moon. The window in my room is not big and I can't see the moon. In the middle of the night, the rats will climb onto the pillars and squeak. As for cockroaches, it is also 'realistic'."
"You dare to say it's 'realistic'!" Qianlong yelled loudly.
Xiaoyanzi was startled and said hurriedly:
"It's good if you don't have realistic next time!"
"You also wrote this poem?" Qianlong asked again.
Xiaoyanzi took it and saw that her head was too big and nodded.
"Read it and listen!"
"Can you not read it?"
"Don't miss it!"
The little swallow had to recite:
"A dog in front of the door was gnawing on the bones, and another dog came, both of which broke the head!"
Yongqi and Ertai tried hard to hold back their laughter and were almost suffocating.
Ji Xiaolan couldn't help laughing.
"Is your poem considered a poem? Can you hand it out?" Qianlong stared at Xiaoyanzi.
"There is no way, the master said, 'It's better to fight me with a ghost or a dog fight, I must write a poem for me anyway!' I think it's better to be more realistic. I haven't read the 'ghost fight', I've read the dog fight! So I wrote this song! But the master said that the word "Shuangshuang" is used pretty well!" As he said, he looked at Ji Xiaolan for help.
Ji Xiaolan hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty! The princess has made a lot of progress. She is indeed studying hard. Occasionally, there are very elegant sentences. If you train them slowly, you will definitely make progress!"
Yongqi also came forward to report:
"Emperor! Xiao Yanzi didn't recognize many words at first, but now she can write two limericks. Don't force her too much, but instead make her scared about the words!"
Ertai also stepped forward to help:
"Your Majesty, Xiaoyanzi can already tell the difference between the 'five-character' and 'seven-character' and the 'seven-character', and she will also rhyme! She started too late, and it was the master's 'master' and the apprentice's 'hard work'! "
"Hmph!" Qianlong glared at Xiao Yanzi and said laughingly, "If you write such a poem, everyone will even help you speak!" He grabbed the third poem and said to Xiao Yanzi, "You read this poem again for me!"
The little swallow sighed loudly and said helplessly:
"There is no poem written yesterday. Today I write two lines of tears. I write poems every day and lose weight every day. I pick up the pen to call my parents!"
"Another 'realistic' poem?"
"yes!"
“It’s so hard to write poetry?”
"yes!"
"You dare to say yes!"
"It was! If you say 'no', it would be 'a serious crime to deceive the emperor'!"
Qianlong slapped the table and waved the poem:
"But, isn't this a 'deceptive sin'? Who wrote it for you? From the real trick! Although this poem is trying hard to imitate your tone and use words, it is still not something you can write it! Did it written by Yongqi? Or was it written by Ertai?"
Yongqi and Ertai shook their heads and denied them.
Seeing that Xiaoyanzi couldn't escape, she had to ask:
To be continued...