201 There is no sword that is afraid of wives, only men who respect women(1/2)
Two or One There is no sword that is afraid of your wife, only men who respect women
Regional cultural differences are a very subtle thing. According to traditional Chinese culture, Li Guo's invitation to them was a complete perfunctory saying. After all, these two people were hunters who came to hunt Li Guo. In the education Li Guo received since childhood, he never invited his enemies to dinner. This typical thing of repaying grievances with kindness, Li Guo thought he was not so stupid.
But Eminum, a fool, accepted Li Guo's perfunctory invitation without thinking, which made Li Guo feel very embarrassed...
What's even more embarrassing is that the Teresa, who was so embarrassed by Mochou, even accepted it happily and asked Li Guo for a birthday gift politely. This really made Li Guo difficult to get along with a sense of incongruity.
Amber stood aside, revealing an inexplicable depth in her smile, and holding Li Guo in the air while playing the game console: "I know these two people."
Li Guozheng and the disabled Zhijian gathered next to a fishing machine to concentrate on beating the shark. After hearing Amber's words, he looked back at her innocently: "How did things turn out like this... I asked me to treat them to dinner, and I had to give gifts. Then they came over to get the knife again in a few days. No matter how I look at it, it's all my brain is wrong..."
"You don't understand." Amber's smile was bright and cunning like a cat: "These two are the most famous butchers in the entire EU."
As he said that, Amber straightened straight and straight, Teresa was excited because she caught the doll: "This girl is not a human in fact."
Li Guo was stunned and looked at Teresa, and found that except for her red hair and a foreigner's face, she had no place in the rest that she looked like a human, and she was a sweet-looking flat-breasted girl.
"Isn't it a human?" Li Guo looked at Amber in confusion: "I also find it strange that the person who was beaten by Mochou was not injured at all. An ordinary person would probably be able to break up if Mochou stepped on him. What is she?"
Amber narrowed her eyes: "It is one of the ten wings of Adonai, it is hod, that is, glory."
"What is aadonai..." Li Guo was stunned by Amber: "I don't understand religion... the only thing I know is that monks will say 'Amitabha', Taoists will shout 'Infinite Heavenly Lord'... But this was destroyed by Brother Shanyuan, and I have never seen him shout Amitabha..."
Amber looked at Li Guo's silly look and felt that he was so cute. He couldn't help but rub his face against Li Guo's face: "So cute...so cute..."
Li Guo blinked her eyes: "Where is cute..."
"Everywhere is cute." Amber kissed Li Guo hard in front of many people, and made a crisp sound of "waves": "adonai is the meaning of God in Hebrew. It is said that in order to show his ten powerful powers, God engraved these abilities on the door of truth. No one who cannot achieve anything can cross the wall of sighs."
"If you can't cross it, just let the twelve golden saints blow it up." Li Guo blinked in confusion, then looked around: "Is there any saints?"
Amber was stunned for a moment, then grabbed his face: "You have...
"Tianma Meteor Fist? Yes?" Li Guo immediately became energetic: "Seiya? Yes?"
Amber was stunned for a moment, and his expression that was blowing on his face just now was immediately gloomy: "Li Guo! You are asking for trouble."
After saying that, she angrily shook Li Guo away and ran to the side to see others playing the game console with bright eyes.
"I'm angry..." Li Guo glanced at the cannon Zhijian helplessly: "Why are you so willful?"
The disabled Zhijian shot the ashes and looked furious, pointing at the electronic shark on the fishing machine: "This bastard has eaten more than 100 points! I have fought with him!"
Li Guo pinched her forehead and hit Can Zhijian with her arm: "I'm talking to you."
"What?" Jian Zhijian raised his head and looked at Li Guo with a little dementia: "I'm hungry."
If he is disabled and has a strong will, he is not hungry. This is just because he is greedy. And seeing how he plays electric, he is probably addicted. Li Guo predicts that if this continues, the Internet Addiction Control Center will have an unprecedented addition of human-shaped weapons...
At this time, after Eminem and Teresa were also emptied a cupboard doll, they stood behind Li Guo happily, waiting leisurely for Kaizi to invite him to dinner.
Today, Teresa and Eminem are both wearing casual clothes and not wearing their typical European religious windbreakers. They look very much like ordinary people, but it is obvious that the aura of both of them is too strong. Not to mention the little hooligans in the amusement park, even the security guards dare not pass by them. Especially Teresa, even though she smiles and looks sweet, she can clearly feel the murderous aura between five or six meters. This murderous aura is even more than the body and Jian Zhijian, who is a murderous weapon.
"Let's go, Mr. Li." Teresa's voice was soft and rustling, and the tone of a typical spoiled little girl: "I'll thank you for your lunch first. I don't know what gift you will have for me later."
Li Guo was so amused and crying. What kind of person is the most terrifying? No matter how you lose your temper, you will never change your color. What kind of person is the most hateful? It is like this kind of woman who is not at all conscious and always thinks that the whole world owes her a few cents. Not to mention her shameless courage, just by her shameless courage, she has completely convinced Li Guo.
"Okay... OK..." Li Guo stood up and patted the cannon Zhijian: "Go to have a meal..."
Amber also walked over at this time, standing behind Li Guo, looking at Teresa and Eminem with green light in her eyes, and purring slightly in her throat. It was like the virtue of a cat protecting food. Even Li Guo didn't know what she was getting angry for no reason.
"What to eat?" The five people walked out of the amusement city. Li Guo looked at the sun still hanging in the sky: "I finally came for a vacation..."
"Telisa and I cannot eat any red meat, cannot drink alcohol, cannot eat spicy food, cannot eat animal fat and internal organs, cannot eat off-season vegetables, cannot eat fermented food." Eminum calculated with his fingers: "You can't eat any blood products, it's almost like that."
You might as well die... Li Guo sighed sincerely. These two people were obviously extremely cruel butchers, and they actually made themselves look like monks. This cannot be eaten, that cannot be eaten. Li Guo thought for a long time and then, after doing this, the only thing they could eat was KFC or McDonald's...
Of course, in order to avoid being discovered by the group of KFC girls, Li Guo had to choose McDonald's... There was a strange place where there was a strange uncle standing at the door, and everything inside was one dollar cheaper than KFC, and coffee could be refilled unlimitedly.
"The aunt next to me should be the legendary jumper, right?" He couldn't even block Teresa's mouth while eating her vertical strips: "I remember I started chasing you when I was fourteen."
Amber played with the food in his hand without saying a word, and the green light in his eyes flashed and darkened. While his body was disabled, Zhijian was feasting on the side. A giant was not enough for three bites, and a cup of hot lilac juice was enough for him. While eating, he shouted "quick" and frequently attracted diners around to pay attention to such a handsome guy who was starving to death.
"I said." Li Guo stepped on Can Zhijian's feet: "Is it so ugly to eat goodbye... Can you have some face? Okay?"
The body was disabled and the mind was strong and the salad sauce dripped on the back of his hand: "What Sajia wants is the pleasure of eating meat and drinking in big mouthfuls. Who dares to stop me! Who dares to stop me!"
"Oh..." Li Guo covered her face and subconsciously moved her butt to Amber a little, leaving her body far away, fearing that others would think that he was in the same group as this guy.
Eminum was drinking a glass of fresh milk in small sips: "Do you have any regrets about your sins? Sunday is confessional day, and everyone has the right to confess."
This guy was eating Li Guo and drinking Li Guo. In the end, he said to him, "Do you know what's wrong?", which made Li Guo speechless. He even wanted the birdzi spirit here, which made the birdzi spirit, the powerful train running train, choke him to death.
"Brother Li, you are actually quite handsome. A flat head is the only criterion for testing handsome guys." Teresa's eyes kept wandering back and forth around Li Guo and his body-disabled Zhijian, and he made his own decision to change Mr. Li Guo to Brother Li.
Li Guo seemed a little embarrassed when she was praised like this, and quickly waved her hand and pointed at her disabled Zhijian: "He is handsome and he is handsome."
"He's not handsome." Teresa curled her lips: "There is a irritable smell on her body. Such a man is disgusting."
When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he became furious on the spot and slapped his hand hard on the table: "Uncle, why am I disgusted? Where is it disgusting! Uncle, I don't know how gentle it is. I don't know how many innocent little sisters were drunk in the uncle's arms... hug... hug......"
Before he could finish his words, a distant and clear metal tremolo suddenly sounded on the second floor of McDonald's, as if he was hitting a tightly tight piece of iron with a sharp and sharp voice.
This sound made the face of the disabled Zhijian suddenly pale, and then a large drop of sweat oozing out from his forehead... Li Guo felt distressed at a glance. These sweat were all spiritual energy... The torrential spiritual energy condensed into water vapor. Judging from the energy conversion formula, these few drops of sweat alone were enough to make a Mazda 6 run from *** to Shijiazhuang...
As the sharp chirping approached, Li Guo seemed to hear a strange and gentle footsteps.
With his heartbeat... he slowly approached.
Amber rolled her eyes and leaned over to Li Guo: "You are in trouble."
As soon as he finished speaking, a bunch of handbags suddenly appeared in front of Li Guo... and the sword sound suddenly stopped.
"My husband... I forgot to tell you... Unsheathing will resonate with the disabled Zhijian." Mo Chou sat lightly beside Li Guo: "If you are disabled Zhijian, you can hear it when you are unsheathing."
Zhengcan Zhijian's face turned pale at that time, and then Mochou's expression changed and he looked at Zhengcan Zhijian: "Congratulations."
"It's like shaking like a sieve, my friend..." The sound of a disabled and firm mind sounded in Li Guo's mind: "You choose this place to eat. You are deliberately playing with me, right?"
After saying that, Zhijian's face changed, and pointed at Mo Chou's sword box with righteous words at Li Guo: "It's him, it's him! It's him who pretended to be sick and tricked me out. You know, I'm just a sword... I don't... have no autonomy..."
Mo Chou smiled, then his eyes suddenly turned sharp, and then he raised his legs indecently, and his fingers buckled on the table: "The innocent little sword sister, um? Heh? Heh? Heh? Heh? Heh? Heh?"
When Li Guo saw it, she started to laugh. This time, Mochou was obviously going to be a cancerous Zhijian, so he took the initiative to get out of the sheath and put himself on his body...
"Should you wait for me." The outshelf sister suddenly stared at the disabled Zhijian, then looked at Teresa: "Everyone is waiting here!"
After saying that, the eldest sister unsheathed, that is, Mo Chou, walked into the bathroom.
"It's over." Li Guo spread her hands and patted her crappy shoulder: "You know the temper of the big sister who is unsheathed."
The disabled Zhijian snorted coldly and slapped his chest suddenly: "At worst, I will be made into steel. The old man is a man, afraid of her...she...she..."
Halfway through her words, she was disabled and fell into a limp. Because after the toilet door opened, in addition to Mo Chou, there was also a black lady's suit about 1.7 meters tall, with a very neat ponytail, and a cool Lei Peng. Her thin and tight lips gave people a harsh feeling.
"*** You're dead!" Li Guo looked at him fiercely: "Who made you so strong spiritual power? It's out of the sheath..."
Li Guo was full of grievance: "What does it have to do with me..."
But the big sister unsheathed... she really looked like she was big, especially her arms with her hands. She was really cold to a state of mind. With her unchallenged bangs and the shiny earrings on her ears, a solemn aura suddenly filled her, directly pressing over Teresa, who was sitting next to her murderous aura. The murderous aura on her body was compared with the big sister unsheathed, and it seemed like a pool was comparable to Poyang Lake...
"Can I sit?" The sound of unsheathing was a little hoarse, but it strengthened her taste and aura. She just said hello casually and sat on the stool.
Compared with her, Mochou became a docile little rabbit. He sat down gently beside Li Guo, hugged Li Guo's arm tightly with both hands, and whispered in front of him: "Honey, Mochou won't let you be damaged by this body of corrupt intelligence."
When Li Guo heard this, his eyes lit up on the spot, and then he immediately raised three fingers: "Reassure Comrade Marx that I will never be damaged by my body and firm mind."
"This is the good husband." Mo Chou pointed Li Guo's nose with his onion-like finger: "We don't get involved with the obscene embryo."
Li Guo nodded repeatedly. While his body was disabled and his mind was firm, he pointed at Li Guo: "You...you...you...you...you are so angry..."
"Is it fun?" The outshelf sister finally started to speak: "I'm asking you if it's fun?"
He was disabled and pretended to be confused, "Ah...baby..."
"Stop talking about the topic, I'll ask you if it's fun?" The outshelf sister was imposing: "You know what you did."
When Li Guo heard this, he felt something strange here. The big sister who was unsheathed must have lost her temper at him because she was disabled Zhijian played games. Some strange things must have happened here. Li Guo's first intuition was... The guy who was reborn Zhijian did something that was sorry for him.
"Go back and say... go back and say okay?" The eyes of the scattered Zhijian flashed: "Please, baby."
"Get out." The sister out of the sheath cursed, then looked at Teresa who was sitting aside: "You want to kill Li Guo?"
Teresa was stunned for a moment, then nodded firmly: "Yes!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the eldest sister unsheathed picked up a straw from the table and inserted it directly into Teresa. Teresa instinctively blocked the bag hanging beside her, but the straw suddenly penetrated the bag and pressed it directly on Teresa's forehead.
However, the eldest sister unsheathed did not take any further action, but just took back her hand and inserted the straw back into Li Guo's cup. The whole process was less than 0:3 seconds, and almost no other diners reacted.
"Just you?" The outshelf sister sneered: "You might as well go back early to find a good person to marry, raise a few pigs in your hometown, and have a few children to live a stable life."
"Yeah..." Li Guo nodded repeatedly and took out five dollars from her pocket: "This is a dowry for you..."
Teresa's face was pale and she didn't say a word, but she took away the five dollars from Li Guo...
The reason why she didn't say anything was because she knew what the thorn just now meant. This woman who looked very fiercely, just used a plastic straw without any aura to stab Teresa's magic book in the same way...
This magic book is invulnerable to swords and guns, and can even withstand the frontal puncture of the full version of the Longines gun... Now it is actually pierced by a small straw... What kind of ability is this?
"I have no objection to teach foreign friends." The unsheathed sister looked at Li Guo: "If they dare to assassinate you again, I will not let them go. Zhijian has not recovered now, and I have the responsibility to help my man protect what he wants to protect."
At this time, he is definitely the most coquettish person who is disabled and strong in his heart. But now, he is just silently spitting bubbles into the juice, lowering his head and not gaze at all.
The faces of Teresa and Eminem were even more devastated. This ability to almost kill with one blow... really made these two always arrogant killers very confused.
To be continued...