I'm about to melt...

The skin and heart are unable to withstand the warmth of the feelings of the fairy. Every inch of the skin and every meridian in the body are about to burn.

But I would not naively think that Xiao Yaojing had done a thorough enlightenment because of her touching and emotional movement. Her multiple-choice questions were not fair at all. They were absolute and unilateral threats, because no matter whether I shook my head or nodded, the person who was hurt was herself. The only difference is that the depth of the harm was caused by me and her was two understandings and two different answers.

"I count three times. If you don't shake your head, I will nod like you."

I had to shake my head, but before I shook my head, I had to get a promise from her, that is, she would not do anything that hurts me. Xiao Yaojing didn't ask her sooner or later, and insisted on throwing this multiple-choice question to me after Ren Xiaoshu explained the reason why she was afraid of her. It was to calculate my personality and know that I must get her promise first, otherwise I would definitely look forward to it.

Xiao Yi, who had met me before, was a foul girl who lived in a mess. Even if she left me, she would just return to the same state as before. Can I think nothing had happened?

How can it be done!

She raised her first finger and wanted to attach it to her ear to speak. She deliberately pressed my neck with her other hand, and at the same time she tilted her head back to widen the distance from me to the greatest extent in the narrow space.

She raised her second finger and I called out with a lip. She knew what I was talking about, but she deliberately pretended to be stupid and looked at me blankly.

I watched her raise her third finger...

She wouldn't have such a chance to cheat at any time or any place, but as I often say, there is no "if" in the world - this is a women's bathroom, and there are two women who have just been relieved and have not left yet.

If the next door was not Ren Xiaoshu, I would not doubt that I would bravely wear the big hat of a perverted erotic demon and say no to the spirit and courage of the fairy, but she is Ren Xiaoshu, the lover of the third master, and may be the stepmother of the fairy in the future. God knows whether the fairy who was heartbroken and hit by her will take off her anger... But I know that the fairy Xiao can take off her anger for me. Not only did she almost throw her stinky feces, but she also listed her as the leader of the person she hates the most, and surpassed her old enemy Wang Xiaomeng...

Xiao Yaojing said that she is different from Chu Yuan and Dongfang, but in my opinion, they are really no different. They are all girls with serious personalities... But if you think about it carefully, who has no personality problems with the women around me? If you want to be childish, Liusu, Murphy, Ziyuan, Sister Hu, and Shu Tong, who returned to her hometown this morning, may not lose to the problem three girls...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, "What is the peach blossom disaster?" It should be the "problem child disaster". I think I should give myself a nickname, "problem girl shelter center". If the coverage spreads a little, all the troubles caused by my personality will be included. "problem shelter center", the name is very appropriate.

After counting three numbers, the fairy decided to make her own decision. I like her. I love her. Before the tears on her face had dried up, she smiled into a flower, a flower with dewdrops hanging down. Below her was me, sitting on the toilet... I sighed, is the fate of the flowers really inserted into the feces? What does the flowers think? The feces mean, I don't understand.

"When you mention your son-in-law, I remembered that it was my son-in-law who sent the little princess here today, right? So, the little princess was with her son-in-law last night? Oh hehe~ I didn't see that, our pure and arrogant little princess is such an active type."

I used to feel that the gossip sister's theories seemed to be older than Ren Xiaomi, but the more I listened, the more I felt that this guy was basically talking about it on paper and had no practical experience. Now, if I listened to her malicious smirk, I can basically confirm that she was probably younger than Ren Xiaomi.

The fairy was so thick-faced, neither shy nor annoyed, and then pressed into my ear and chuckled, "Uncle, can I take the initiative? Do you want to try it? I can do whatever Dong Xiaoye can do, and I can do what that man can't do."

The fairy probably never noticed that when she called me "Uncle", she was mostly joking. If she was a little serious, she would call me "Brother Nan" like Dongfang.

I was already full of evil fire, so how could she let her play tricks on me? I also pressed my little ear and said, "Okay, then you can show me one of them. You don't need to do what she can't do. As long as she can do it, you can't do it. I just pretended that you haven't said those words. Don't be my little fool + pussy, and I don't do it as your destiny."

The fairy was so proud that she was too confident in my temper. Unexpectedly, I was defeated by the army and was immediately at a loss.

This question is also unsolvable - I admit that you understand feelings, reality, and life... But do you little bastard understand sex?

What is nature? It is a knowledge that can be deep or shallow! It can be shallow, and everyone understands it. If it is deep, it will be infinitely mysterious! This is not a profound question that you, a child who is not introductory, can perfectly answer just by just trying to do it!

Besides, based on my understanding of Xiao Yaojing, she is capable of sharpening her mouth and real swords and guns. The bottom line she can withstand is at most kissing.

For the first time, I realized the superiority and strong self-confidence of non-virgin men...

The goblin struggled, and the conversation between Ren Xiaomi and his gossip sister continued. The two left the compartment one after another and washed their hands in front of the toilet. Then Ren Xiaomi smiled and said, "You can think about it all, but you must not talk nonsense. But she may not be arrogant, but purity is not fake. When she goes to her son-in-law's house, she is under the guise of finding her son-in-law's sister. Do you think she takes the initiative because she is well-behaved and obedient in front of her son-in-law, and she is a little deliberately showing off, and wants to please her son-in-law. The contrast with her usual dull autism is too great. I think, the son-in-law likes Yike, but this kind of love is probably mostly the big brother likes the little sister, and the little half is the man's love for women. In addition, the son-in-law now has a girlfriend, so it is impossible to take the initiative to go to Yike, otherwise can her father stay overnight? "

Ren Xiaoshu said that the words were on the verge, so Xiao Yaojing was about to go crazy.

"It's not easy for a little princess. It's rare to meet a good man. It's still a hot item. Sang Daba said that there are many women who like son-in-law, hey..."

"Haha, why are you sighing? There are so many women who like him. What's wrong with you?"

"Are you deliberately making fun of me? I just like a man like a son-in-law, what's wrong? Is there anything wrong with beauties who love handsome guys? What's more, my son-in-law is a big hero in our Beitian. Qianlong Manor is a one-on-one fight against Xu Heng's gang, righteous! He fights with a gun-held bandit in the street with bare hands and is domineering! The former handsome guy Liu Xiaosheng, who was the first handsome guy in Beitian, was harmed by himself. It was his son-in-law who sacrificed his life to fight with the wolf and rescued him. What's more rare is that people are not arrogant or impatient, and always keep a low profile. You all know how many girls in Beitian have secretly fallen in love with him now, and they are unrequited..."

"I don't know, hehe, I know you must be one."

The gossip sister didn't seem to hear that Ren Xiaomin was teasing her, and she said seriously: "I tell you, the flower sluts in Beitian are here, so give you an example. Do you still remember the Wang Xiaomeng you mentioned who used to bully our little princess? She is the mortal enemy of Sang Da's dog legs, and the daughter of Wang Langzi of Dongcheng Branch. My sister Feng Xue and she are classmates. You also know my sister's virtue. Wang Xiaomeng used to look down on her, but recently she often pestered her. The school is on holidays, and she invites her to go shopping, buy things, eat, and beautification every day. Wang Xiaomeng is rushing to pay for the bill. Do you know why? It's because my sister and Xiaomeng are both

When the princess got closer, she could find out about our son-in-law through my sister. My sister said that since the child came into contact with our son-in-law, she immediately became a different person. She was dressed in a fancy way, and her speech became soft and whispered. She was very simple and quiet, and she was exactly the same as the little princess who met her. The group of handsome guys who were around her before were also dumped by her, but now she ignored any of them. The most ridiculous thing is that when Feng Xue asked her about this, she emphasized that she was vain before, but she had never been in a relationship, and was still a 100% virgin. Hehe, I guess she wanted to pass this to her son-in-law through Feng Xue and the little princess."

Feng Xue, this name sounds familiar... Isn't it a member of the fairy gang?

My sister works in the Xiao family company, so it’s no wonder that my sister admires and obeys the fairy...

"But I heard that Wang Meng has a very good relationship with his son-in-law now. Sang Yingjie has caused some trouble recently, so he is willing to turn a blind eye. Why should Wang Xiaomeng ask your sister? Is it okay to ask her father directly?"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, don't you know? This is the charm of our son-in-law," said the gossip sister: "Why can't she ask her father? It's because she has a cousin who is a policeman, the real sister of the waste policeman Wang Jie, who also pesters Wang Meng all day long. He heard that he wanted to transfer to his son-in-law to take charge of the protection work. Wang Xiaomeng and his sisters are not in harmony, and now they are lovers again. How dare Wang Meng know about it? You're not annoying to the Wang family?"

"Is it true or false?"

"Have I lied to you?"

The two women said, leaving the bathroom and walked away quickly.

It is a very embarrassing thing to listen to people discussing themselves secretly, but today I know that if people only talk about your goodness, it will be more embarrassing than talking about your badness. Although it is a very real feeling to say that it is cheap and good.

Spreading rumors can not only destroy a person, but also make him successful. This is definitely a satire of the current social situation.

The fairy sneered: "It's so good. The sisters of the Wang family are in love with you. Should I also consider taking the police exam? Are you addicted to being a female policeman?"

"If she said that the female orangutan in Beitian Zoo fell in love with me, would you believe it?"

The fairy said in surprise: "Isn't Dong Xiaoye a female orangutan?"

I was angry, "She is a female orangutan, and I like a female orangutan!"

The goblin made a grievance, "Are you angry again?"

The fairy cried as soon as she cried. I couldn't really get angry with her. I pushed her gently and said, "I'm not angry... Get up quickly, while there is no one, I'll go out quickly."

The fairy didn't move, "No, our affairs are not over yet!"

I wondered, "What else is there?"

The fairy's tender face turned red. After talking for a long time, she couldn't hear what she said. She suddenly grabbed the hem of the skirt and tweaked it upwards, covering her face, but completely exposed the tight and thin black underwear below, as well as half a slender willow waist and a shallow navel. "Tell me, Dong Xiaoye can do it for you...I can do whatever I do!"
Chapter completed!