Chapter 459
: Blow-out...
Liusu and Dong Xiaoye were so embarrassed that their faces were red and red. The shopping guide's imagination was not only rich, but also very bold, thinking that we were having sex inside!
Liusu said shyly: "It's all your fault. Look, what have we been misunderstood by others?"
"It seems you pulled me in? You pulled the curtain up," the pain in my lower body made me laugh, but I couldn't help but want to laugh, "You can't blame me alone if you want to blame. You both change clothes like you are competing and ask me for your opinion. It's new if they don't want it to be wrong. I've said a long time ago that a man and two women are shopping, so how can they be called a date? They can't tell who I am with."
Dong Xiaoye's face turned redder, "Okay, stop talking, hurry up and go out, Xiao Chuzi, can you leave?"
"This time I'm really a 'Little Chuzi'..." My buddy covered her thighs and lower abdomen, and said bitterly: "No, if you move a little, this piece will hurt..."
Only men can experience this kind of pain. It is better to die in a short period of time, but as long as it is not a severe injury, it will not be a problem after a while. In fact, I no longer feel so painful now. If I take a breath, there should be no problem with the gods and demons. After all, Dong Xiaoye kicked barefootly, and there was a thick layer of curtain for buffering.
Dong Xiaoye didn't know that my intention was just an exaggeration of the external actor. She mistakenly thought that I was injured so seriously. Her eyes were wet after being wiped. She was so blaming herself and the embarrassing situation that she was at a loss. "What should I do? Otherwise, let's go to the hospital quickly. Isn't it even more misunderstood if I keep hiding inside and not going out?"
This powerful girl would also show such a helpless expression...I thought it was funny, so I subconsciously joked, "It's okay, it's okay, just rub it-puff!"
Liusu almost elbowed me and vomited blood. "Besides, the pornographic jokes take advantage of us, we will really ruin you!"
"This is not a bad joke?" I was so amused and said, "This is an effective treatment method. I was not defeated when I played football. Haven't you seen it? According to your understanding, if you drown and do artificial respiration, you won't be raped? Besides, I didn't let you rub it for me."
"But the situation is different now. This is a locker room, not a football field, and... and apart from you, there are only two women, Miss Xiaoye and me. You have to rub it in front of us... Isn't it too embarrassing to rub it there?!"
Who told you to see it? Wouldn't you just go out first? I seriously question whether the two girls are really shy, because the four hot eyes staring at my crotch were full of curiosity and expectation...
Seeing that I was not doing anything for a long time, Dong Xiaoye finally realized something, coughed dryly, and asked, "Was there no other way except rubbing?"
"Yes," I said without any hesitation: "Blow it..."
I think what happened next, so I don’t need to explain in detail... The disaster comes from the mouth.
When I limped out of the locker room, I saw the red face of the shopping guide. I knew without asking. It must be my special moan just now that she had imagined it... Those two stinky girls pinched and bite me, twisted and beat me, and had tooth marks and lipstick marks everywhere on my neck and arms, which made me feel even more disheveled. It seemed like a big girl who had just been insulted by a hooligan...
Do women have the attributes of ‘s’? The shopping guide looked at Liusu and Dong Xiaoye, and the envy and admiration flashed in my eyes, which made me sigh again, ‘Women are tigers’, this is simply the truth!
It's hard to tell whether this is a joke or an accident, but it has more or less affected the atmosphere between the three of us. It is no longer stern, no longer reserved and artificial. Although it has become less and less sensible, it is more harmonious and natural, and it is pleasant to enjoy it when talking and laughing.
After walking for two hours, the two girls were tired and shouting that they wanted to drink. We returned to the open-air cold drink shop when we met. I knew very well that they were not tired, but that I saw that I was tired.
Dong Xiaoye's kick seemed to be a kick. Although it didn't affect his walking, it kept hurting slightly below. What a man, I, don't have the nerve to say it? It's not that he was ashamed, but he was afraid that Dong Xiaoye would blame himself. However, the two girls' eyes were quite thrifty. When they were racing motorcycles in the video game center, they frowned when they saw me crossing my legs and noticed it, so they began to scream.
After drinking a cup of cold lemon tea, I felt much cooler. I took the tissue handed over by Liusu and wiped the sweat beads on my forehead. I asked, "Where will go next?"
We can't defeat Liusu's interest because of our small problems. Unexpectedly, the two girls didn't want to move after a break. Liusu had no image of a lady. She lay on the table, her sun hat was buckled, her pink cheeks were pressed against the Bingbing cup, and she said half-deadly: "It's so hot, I don't want to go anywhere..."
Dong Xiaoye wore a pair of Martin boots, and even asked for trouble. He secretly took off one of his shoes. He looked intoxicated when he heard this, he said, "Me too, let's take a rest for a while, aren't you tired?"
"I?"
A flash of redness flashed across Dong Xiaoye's face. Before I could answer, he quickly said, "I'm tired if you are not tired, I don't want to move anymore."
Liusu said: "The movie starts at half past six, now it's four o'clock. It's just enough to take a break, so as not to get too crazy and fall asleep in the cinema."
“Okay…”
Before I finished speaking, I heard someone beside me say in a slightly surprised tone: "Xiao Chu? It's really you! I thought I was wrong."
I was stunned and turned around and saw that it was a middle-aged woman in her early forties and gained weight. "Sister Wang, why are you?"
This woman is the landlord of my house.
The landlord's wife smiled at the shy little girl of twelve or 3 years old holding her hand and said, "My daughter will take the junior high school entrance exam in a few days. It's not so good to be stuck in the house to study all day. I'll take her out to relax and buy a new set of clothes to encourage her. Haha, kid, you can't put too much pressure on her. I really don't know what the teachers nowadays are pretending to be, as if the admission rate is more important than the child's mental health..."
The landlord's wife is easy-going and talkative. She complained to me warmly as soon as she met. After talking for a while, she noticed Liusu and Dong Xiaoye. She saw the eye-catching bouquet of roses on the table, and her face immediately became a little ambiguous. "Sorry, sorry, I look at me, I just have to chat, Xiao Chu, these two ladies are..."
Although Liusu often goes to my house, he has never met his landlord's wife and doesn't know each other. "Liusu, Xiaoye, let me introduce you to you. This is my landlord's wife, Ms. Wang, Sister Wang, they are..."
"Who is your girlfriend?" The landlord's wife interrupted happily before I could say that Sister Wang is a very enthusiastic person. Her husband works in a transportation company and has a good family background. However, Sister Wang is unwilling to be a housewife. She started to speculate in houses a few years ago, but she didn't want to rush into the economic crisis. The housing prices plummeted. Several houses in her hand were trapped. She had to become a landlord and waited for the housing prices to rise. Due to her personality, she had a very good relationship with the tenant. During the time she rented her house, she always yelled to introduce her girlfriend to me (the girl was actually her other tenant). I couldn't refuse and lied that she had already made a girlfriend, which was left alone.
I forgot about this, but I didn't expect her to remember it.
Liusu and Dong Xiaoye hurriedly stood up. Dong Xiaoye forgot to take off one of his shoes in panic. Unfortunately, his bare feet stepped on the shoes again, and he almost fell down. I was right next to him. Seeing this, she hurriedly supported her, and she just happened to hit me in my arms.
"Oh, it's this lady," the landlord's wife misunderstood. She looked at Dong Xiaoye and smiled: "Xiao Chu, you have a good vision. My girlfriend is so beautiful."
Oh my God, Dong Xiaoye didn't stand firm, but the landlord's wife didn't notice the situation under her feet. It fell into her eyes. It seemed that Dong Xiaoye took the initiative. I naturally hugged her in my arms. Add her previous questions, and Liusu just now pushed the bouquet of roses to Dong Xiaoye in order to lie on the table...
Seeing Liusu's expression suffocated, I was sweating coldly. What's this called?!
"Sister Wang, you misunderstood..."
Dong Xiaoye pointed at Liusu and said, "Ms. Wang, you misunderstood. His girlfriend is there."
"Ah?" The landlord's wife also saw that Liusu's face was wrong, and she was embarrassed.
Dong Xiaoye's tone was calm, but she could not hide the redness of her jade cheeks. She gently pushed me away and said to the landlord's wife: "We have seen it before, don't you remember?"
Chapter completed!