Chapter 183 Cooking
Qianyu's expression on her face was ugly.
The main reason is that Ye Xiao, who is a daughter of Qianyu, is the first time to cook today. Logically speaking, the first time to cook at this level, even if you can’t get eighty or ninety or ninety, you can get sixty or seventy, and you won’t fail.
The rice was filled with some raw soup, and there was no salt or vegetables, and there was no stir-fry.
There are only these three questions.
According to Ye Xiao’s words, there are three things that are most important for women - they can cook, have children, and dress up. People who don’t know these three are not a complete woman. As for whether they have talent or not, they are not important to women. Sometimes Ye Xiao is also quite depressed, why women always have an advantage in front of men? It is said that research shows that talented men can live a peaceful life with talented women, while talented women find it difficult to live a lifetime with talented men.
This is unfair.
Ye Xiao is a high school graduate, and he dare not think he is a talented man who has appeared in a thousand years.
Ye Xiao likes to stimulate people, especially the enemy! Qianyu, this girl actually wants to kill him, so Ye Xiao is naturally not polite when she stimulates her.
Because of the poisonous king Mu Qingyan, Qianyu did not go wild in the end.
If Mu Qingyan stopped, the two of them would inevitably have a big battle.
He actually said that a woman who can’t cook is not a woman! Qianyu was extremely angry! He was also very angry! This is obviously a mockery of her being a woman! How many women are born in the 1990s now who can cook?
Ye Xiao said that women who can't cook are not women. This is a saying that they say that they are not women. Among the women he knows, there are many beautiful women, but it seems that they can make a fuss out of the circle. As for Qing Wuyang and the like, Ye Xiao really doesn't agree. Once, Qing Wuyang had to cook for Ye Xiao and the others on a whim. After more than a dozen failures, Yun Ji finally opened and brought the food out, but after Ye Xiao and the others took a bite.
He didn't want to take a second bite. Even if Qing Wuyang uses various benefits to coerce and induce, or pretends to be pitiful, the three of them cannot move their chopsticks. There is no way. If it is not cooked or salt is not added, the three of them can still bite the bullet and eat it to give Qing Wuyang a little confidence. However, Qing Wuyang's cooking is too salty, which is no different from directly placing salt in his mouth. In the end, Xiangyun made it again, and from then on Qing Wuyang was completely desperate and planned to stop cooking until he was old.
Ye Xiao sincerely admires Xiangyun's craftsmanship. Sometimes he secretly wants who married Xiangyun, so he doesn't have to worry about one meal or three meals. Xiangyun can guarantee that there will be new products every day. Ye Xiao doesn't understand why Xiangyun, a daughter of the Xiang family, learns such a good cooking skills? Whoever has such a wife who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen will probably wake up when she falls asleep.
But no matter how much I think about it, Xiangyun is not an ordinary person. Her Taoist practice has reached the level of a leprechaun for thousands of years. To get her into her hands, it is completely equivalent to: Oh, it is dangerous, it is difficult to get into the sky! Besides, even if she can get her hands, and then after a period of hardship and hardship, she can finally go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to collect only two photos to form a besieged grave, but even if she can get married, she must suppress it.
It is almost impossible for men who have been practicing Taoism for tens of thousands of years to suppress a woman like Xiangyun. By the way, men nowadays have 70% hope to have an affair, and the remaining 30% have an affair. If anyone marry Xiangyun, the shrewd fairy, wants to have an affair? It’s simply a dream.
In front of Xiangyun, all the affair with mistresses are like clouds.
Xiangyun is a woman who is two or three years older than Ye Xiao. Ye Xiao has had the urge to pursue Xiangyun countless times, but Ye Xiao has been resolutely extinguished before the fire broke out. So, don’t make jokes in front of Xiangyun, because Ye Xiao knows that pursuing Xiangyun is a high-intensity work that requires endurance, combat power, perseverance, and endurance. In the process of pursuing, she will be troubled by Xiangyun. With her smart mind, it is really simple to make people beaten.
I still shouted to Sister Xiangyun obediently, and when I seemed so painful at night, I used her as my sexual fantasy object.
I am chasing her and playing with her as a hero who is as beautiful as a whisperer, and I am making a decision when my cultivation is high.
What Ye Xiao Haoqianyu didn't expect during the meal was that the poison king Mu Qingyan didn't care about the quality of the rice cooked by Qianyu. On the contrary, he ate very deliciously, which made the two of them feel very strange. If it weren't for the food level after tasting it, Qianyu might have thought that Ye Xiao had a problem with his taste.
As soon as the meal was finished, the poison king Mu Qingyan assigned Ye Xiao a task: washing dishes.
"Washing dishes should be done by women, let's leave them to Qianyu to wash them." Ye Xiao suggested.
"No, the girl Qian cooks, you wash dishes, my poisonous king Mu Qingyan is not partial to anyone." Mu Qingyan's words forced Ye Xiao to hold up the cauldron and clean the bowl and wash it.
The Poison King can't be messed with!
Since he judged that the Poison King was a martial arts master, Ye Xiao has not; he should be unable to resist until the poison of Ziqinhua has been cured.
If it is the same as the Poison King said, the poison of the Ziqinhua cannot be cured, and it will be a waste for the rest of your life.
There was no oil and vegetarian food, so the bowl was not greasy. After rinsing the stream, the bowl was cleaned quickly. After Ye Xiao washed the dishes, he did not stay. In fact, he wanted to observe the terrain more, but the five grasses in the cauldron burned less and less blue smoke.
The five grasses are about to burn out.
In order to avoid not being able to crawl back, Ye Xiao did not dare to delay.
Ye Xiao smiled bitterly when he thought about it. There are so many wonders in the world. The effect of the world without magic has already made Ye Xiao stunned. Now he has encountered the poison king in southern Yunnan again, and using poison skills is even more amazing. Ye Xiao has a bad premonition. It is really not a simple thing to escape from the hands of the poison king with a skilled poison technique. So far, there is only one way, use flattery to trick the antidote and then escape. Ye Xiao doesn't believe that an old man who is almost a hundred years old can beat him.
Although they did not finish all the surrounding terrain, they probably looked around. The place they were surrounded by mountains and two small wooden houses, one was the one where Ye Xiao and Qianyu were trapped when they woke up. After leaving the wooden house, there was a small attached kitchen. The other wooden house was not far from this wooden house, with cobblestone paths. According to Ye Xiao's judgment, the wooden house should be the residence of the poison king Mu Qingyan.
Mu Qingyan didn't stay for too long. After Ye Xiao came back, he took the cauldron in his hand back and returned to her room.
Without the five grasses, the two became "soft people" again. They were powerless and had to lie on the thatched grass helplessly. Ye Xiao understood why Mu Qingyan had the courage to let him and Qianyu live in the same room, and was poisoned by Zi Qinhua. Even if he was determined to join the party, he would not have the strength.
Ye Xiao even doubted that the thing under his crotch would not be able to stand up after being hit by Zi Qinhua? Ye Xiao decided to do an experiment.
He kept having sex with women of all kinds in his head. Ye Xiao was shocked and couldn't get hard? Ye Xiao began to fantasize about fragrant charm. If it was normal, as long as he fantasizes about fragrant charm, Ye Xiao's things could instantly become tall and powerful in the snow, but now they are not effective!
Ye Xiao was anxious!
There won't be any problem, right?
In the end, Ye Xiao turned his gaze on Qianyu. Qianyu, who was shockingly beautiful and hopelessly agile, was absolutely extremely attractive to men. While looking at the two bulging balls on Qianyu's chest, he fantasized about stripping off her clothes and seeing what the two bulging balls were. But after fantasizing for a long time, he still couldn't get hard.
Ye Xiao is really anxious!
"It must be the problem of Zi Qinhua." Ye Xiao absolutely didn't believe it was his own problem. "It must be the problem of Zi Qinhua. Now he is weak and he is too lazy to blink his eyes. Naturally, my little brother is too lazy to get hard. When Zi Qinhua's poison is relieved, it will be fine." Ye Xiao comforted himself.
Qianyu had long noticed that Ye Xiao's eyes were always staring at her chest, and indeed, the dog could not change his shit. Qianyu remembered that when she first met Ye Xiao, this bastard asked her if her cousin was a virgin?
He snorted coldly, and the temperature in the wooden house suddenly dropped.
"Haha." Ye Xiao smiled embarrassedly. "Sorry, I just borrowed your place to do an experiment."
"Questions." Qianyu twisted her body, how could she believe Ye Xiao's words? But she wouldn't have thought that Ye Xiao was really doing an experiment, whether a little brother could stand up.
Night gradually descends.
Mu Qingyan, the poison king in southern Yunnan, has never appeared tonight since he went out.
Chapter completed!