Chapter 742 Huang Duanzi
Oslov Grand Hotel. Room 3674.
A very tall woman was wearing a tight and exposed miniskirt, wrapping her two perky buttocks together. Her upper body was a sleeveless tight T-shirt, with slender legs, graceful arms, and delicate face. Qing Wuyang exuded a charming atmosphere all over her body.
Qing Wuyang stood in front of the mirror and turned around, feeling a little dissatisfied. He thought of some secret words from the boudoir that he had told the fairy before, so he found a pair of black stockings on his lace edge, put them on his beautiful long legs, and put on his high heels again.
Light makeup, beautiful face, tall figure, black stockings and miniskirts.
Qing Wuyang turned around with satisfaction, and finally showed a proud look on his face. The indoor air conditioner was also air conditioning, so even if he wore so little, Qing Wuyang could not feel the cold.
He sat on the sofa with his lips and his head tilted his head for a while. After looking at the time, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Qing Wuyang took out his exquisite and small mobile phone. Qing Wuyang and the Fairy are both best friends. They don't like to use smart phones, but use exquisite and small mobile phones.
After pondering for a while, Qing Wuyang typed a line of words: "Ye Xiao, I can't sleep."
In room 3675, the miserable Ye Xiao was about to fall asleep, but was awakened by his cell phone. Seeing that it was Qing Wuyang's text message, he couldn't laugh or cry. When this big witch couldn't sleep, he bombed him a lot of text messages and harassed him after he jumped over the wall.
"Miss Xiao Wu, I'm asleep." Ye Xiao replied.
"No, I can't sleep. Chat with me." Qing Wuyang in the next room replied quickly.
"Then Sister Wu, please count the sheep!" Ye Xiao replied, sleepy. If the computer continues to turn on, God knows when the witch Qingwuyang's text message will be bombed. He was about to be shut down, but he didn't expect Qingwuyang to reply to the text message to be extremely efficient. Another text message was bombarded.
"Ye Xiao, I'm at your door now, come and open the door."
Ye Xiao had a headache and replied speechlessly: "Miss Xiao Wu, why are you here so late?"
"I can't sleep, I'll chat with you." Qing Wuyang said with great sound.
"I'm going to bed, Miss Xiao Wu, you'd better go back to sleep." Ye Xiao didn't want to open the door to this big witch.
"Ye Xiao, what will your impact on you when you say I cry at your door?" Qing Wuyang replied, "What will Uncle Qian and the others think of you?"
Ye Xiao really wants to jump and scold her.
He put on his pants and opened the door for Qing Wuyang with his upper body naked.
The moment the door opened, Ye Xiao was stunned and secretly swallowed a sip of water. Which is the role of this girl?
Not long ago, when I lived under the same roof with Qing Wuyang in Guangchi Lake Community this month, this girl tempted him a lot, but that temptation was limited to wandering around with her smooth calves and showing off her beautiful figure.
Today's black stockings and miniskirts surprised Ye Xiao.
I know that I am a black silk miniskirt controller and dressed so beautifully to seduce myself. Isn’t this intentional crime?
Every man likes women who can dress up. Women are born with beauty, and men always like to put on makeup, such as Ye Xiao. However, Ye Xiao likes light makeup, so Ye Xiao’s wife, fairy, Su Yiran, An Jing, Qianyu, and they all put on light makeup.
Today, Qing Wuyang put on light makeup, and Ye Xiao couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially those slender legs, Ye Xiao was dazzled.
"Miss Xiao Wu, I'm very sleepy." In order to avoid doing something worse than beasts, Ye Xiao simply lit a cigarette and smoked it and diverted his attention, so as not to be tempted by the beautiful legs of the big witch in Qingwuyang.
"I can't sleep, I want to chat with you." Qing Wuyang continued to sway his calves wearing high heels and sandals. His feet were pink and shiny, and each toe was like tender bamboo shoots, delicate and tempting, which made people panic.
"Okay, what are you talking about?" Ye Xiao spread his hands speechlessly.
"You can find a topic first." Qing Wuyang smiled very ladylikely, which surprised Ye Xiao.
"Take topic?" Ye Xiao had a headache. She was most afraid of chatting with women. Of course, she liked chatting with women the most when she didn't get the woman.
The biggest difference between women and men is not that men have roots and have loopholes in women. This is physical difference. From the psychological and emotional perspective, women are emotional animals, while men are rational animals. Take chat as an example. Chats between men follow logic. For example, when talking about a topic, men always have to wait until the topic is over before they will find another topic to continue. Women are different. Women talk about feelings. Sometimes a topic has not been finished, and once she thinks of something interesting, she will come in again, so chatting with women often makes men become a mud.
Ye Xiao was about to find a topic, Qingwu raised her big eyes and suddenly said, "Ye Xiao, why don't you do this? Let's talk about some bad jokes."
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Whatever you want."
"Okay, let me talk first." Qingwuyang tilted his head and pondered for a while, and said, "There is an IT Meimei working in an IT company! One morning, the weather was particularly good. Our IT Meimei was working in a full-time job, and her skirt was caught in the drawer without even notice. When she stood up, her skirt was torn apart. Her colleagues all heard the reputation. IXQ quickly picked up an IT magazine beside her to cover her lower body. Unexpectedly, my colleagues burst into laughter. It turned out that the cover of the magazine said "Extra large capacity, which can accommodate hundreds of users at the same time". IXQQ picked up another magazine again. The colleagues laughed at her again. The cover of this magazine was "Beware of viruses". IXQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
"Haha, is it funny?" Qing Wuyang said with a smile.
But when Ye Xiao was indifferent, he curled his lips and said unhappy: "Isn't it funny?"
"Ahem...hahaha..." Seeing Qing Wuyang's face turned cold, in order to avoid Qing Wu's temper, Ye Xiao had to smile symbolically.
However, Qing Wuyang looked unhappy and glared at Ye Xiao fiercely, and continued, "I'll say one more. If you don't laugh at this joke, don't blame me for being angry."
"Sister Xiao Wu, I must laugh." Ye Xiao said silly with white teeth, but he felt whispering in his heart. He had no joke at all. It would be strange if he could laugh.
"My sister and I went to school. When I was taking the bus, I saw two dogs mate. My brother asked my sister what she was doing. "I'm fighting." My sister hurriedly perfunctorily. At this time, my sister found that two little hooligans always looked at her, and their eyes were still sweeping around her. "What are you looking at? Do you want to fight?" My sister said loudly." After Qing Wuyang said that, she looked at Ye Xiao who was trying hard to squeeze out a smile on her face, and she couldn't help but feel a fire hat and snorted coldly.
After the voice, he continued to say: "One day, I took my newly-collared laptop to work, and a beautiful colleague came over to appreciate the machine. After reading the machine, I looked at the computer bag, and then suddenly told the second most powerful joke in history: "Your bag is so soft-skinned!" Why is it the second most powerful one? Because I was shocked and stunned, she told the most powerful joke in history: "Let me open it." I immediately vomited blood several liters, and I was unconscious."
"Hahahaha..." Ye Xiao laughed.
"You are deliberately perfunctory to me." Qing Wuyang said viciously, because she found that the bastard's smile was too ungrateful, and even if he acted, he had to act like a little, okay?
"If you talk about it!!!!" Qing Wuyang showed signs of getting angry again.
Ye Xiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "A adult man came to a hotel. He saw that there were many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, why are there so many beautiful cars? The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can do it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it. So he thought, what a five-year-old child can do, but he gave it a try. The boss took him to a room, and there was a beautiful ** beauty inside. The child went over and kissed her. He followed it, and then the child went over and touched the whole body of the beauty. He also did it. The third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times..."
"Gee..." Qing Wuyang smiled so hard that her branches were trembling, and she was completely incompatible with the lady-like smirk. She smiled without any scruples. Ye Xiao was so distressed. Qing Wuyang's T-shirt was originally a close-fitting V-neck T-shirt, and the two round meats hung on her chest were not heavy. When she smiled, the two balls of meat swayed left and right, which made Ye Xiao dazzled.
"Ye Xiao, if you were that adult man, could you bend three times?" Qing Wuyang said with a giggle.
"What do you think?" Ye Xiao rolled his eyes.
"Okay, let's continue talking, I didn't expect what you said was quite funny." Qing Wuyang finally stopped trembling in his chest.
"I'm going to marry my girlfriend who I have been with for a year. There is no doubt that I'm very happy. The only thing that bothers me now is my future sister-in-law, a beautiful 20-year-old girl. She likes to wear tight, low-cut tshirts and mini skirts. She often bends over in front of me intentionally or unintentionally, and what's more serious is that she never does this in front of other men. If she says she didn't tempt me, she promised Mao. Chairman, that's me that I was lying. Until that day, my future sister-in-law called me and asked me to see the preparations for the invitation. When I arrived, she was the only one in her family, and what was greeted by her endless resentful eyes.
: The person I love is married, the bride is not me, the only thing I want to do now is to give me to you before you get married. She said to me on the stairs: "I'll wait for you in the bedroom, and if you decide, go upstairs to find me." When she walked to the end of the stairs, she slid down with her pajamas, and shed the expectation in her eyes. I stood there for a minute, and then did the only thing I could do at that time: open the door and walk towards my car. Outside the door, my future father-in-law was in tears and gave me a fierce hug: goodboy, you have passed the test of our family, wee you join our big family.
What this story tells us is: How important it is to put a condom in your car!"
Before Ye Xiao finished speaking, he saw Qing Wuyang pounce and pounced on Ye Xiao’s arms with a fragrance: “Do you want me the first time, I am still a virgin.”
Chapter completed!