Chapter 1 The Prince of the Tragic Farm ()

Sitting in front of the operating table, the fat Tang Ji stared at the holographic imaging display in front of him with a serious face. The fingers of his hands were also slightly moving, sometimes gently clenched, sometimes slowly spreading one by one. Each finger was trembling slightly strangely, just as if the finger contained extremely powerful explosive power, which could be vented at any time.

The fat man took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled it bit by bit, just like those peerless masters in the novel practicing breathing. He has always maintained this breathing rhythm, deep and slow...

At this moment, a ding dong suddenly rang throughout the room!

"The setting time has arrived! The setting time has arrived!"

That is, the moment the sound of the timer sounded, the fat man's eyes suddenly widened, and a breath of breathtaking light was emitted. Then, his hands also moved!

I saw his hands dancing quickly on the holographic image in front of him, like flowing clouds and water, either touching or suddenly jumping by. His chubby hands with a little baby fat were like a top conductor in conducting an orchestra, soft and soothing, and like a world-renowned calligraphy master who was splashing ink, solemn and agile!

And the sound that sounded as the fat man looked like a peerless master was...

"You stole a black markless underwear, size: 34c, texture: lace, evaluation: sexy! Get points: 25!"

"You stole a red underwear, size: s, texture: embroidery, evaluation: home furnishing! Get points: 10!"

"You stole a leopard print underwear, size: 36d, texture: lycra, evaluation: hot! Get points: 50!"

"You knocked the guard's dog and stole a piece of white underwear. Size: 36c, texture: cotton, evaluation: exercise! Get points: 20!"

"You stole a black T-line pants, size: m, texture: lace, evaluation: nosebleed! Get points: 100!"

“…”

"Your current points this month are: 1504952! You rank first this month. Congratulations on your ranking first 12 times in a row. The system specially gave you the title of King of Despicables! I hope you continue to work hard!"

Hearing the sound from the system, the fat man Tang Ji was not only not happy, but instead sighed deeply, and sighed in a deep tone with a melancholy expression: "The master is lonely..."

Before the fat man could finish his sighing, countless messages asking for communication came. The fat man blinked and swept casually.

"Wow! Master! How did you do it? Please give me some advice!"

"Boss! My admiration for you is like a surging river... Give me a face and let me admire your demeanor!"

"Brother, how can you be so awesome? You can use plug-ins? Can you give me one? I'll pay for it!"

"Damn it! You can't do it. I've been waiting for the underwear of this house to be hung out for a long time. Why do I fight with me every time? What kind of hero is that who hides his head and tail? I can let you look like you!"

“…”

There are countless information about such things, but the fat man pursed his lips contemptuously and directly chose to refuse to delete them all, leaving all the worshipers and insulters helpless...

The game played by Fatty is currently the most popular casual online game in the Federation: "Undergarten Farm". This game is quite similar to a farm game many years ago. The difference is that in the past, the game used to steal vegetables, but this game is stealing underwear...

The general meaning of this game is that every player can get a manor, and players can hire various maids for the manor. These maids will manage the manor for you, and their output is of course also various underwear for washing... What players have to do is protect the clothes of the maids in their manor and steal other people's...

As soon as this game came out, it was sought after by countless otaku and wolf friends with the greatest enthusiasm. It is said that during the Supreme Front, it had as many as hundreds of millions of players. This is simply a myth for a casual business game!

And obviously, Fatty Tang Ji's id chicken coop candy is a legend in this mythical world...

He has unparalleled hand speed and terrifying precise time calculation ability. He can remember very clearly which of the hundreds of manors, the clothes dried in the manor were about to dry, and switched to steal them in a few seconds. He was so quick that he could be called the King of Thieves! Not only did other players out of reach, but it could even be said that it was more accurate than plug-ins (if any)!

However, although he was sought after by countless otaku and wolf friends, for the fat man, the king of wretchedness and the prince of the farm are all floating clouds... What he really cares about is not the underwear farm game, but the game is just used to pass the time when the fat man is bored.

If those otakus and wolf friends who worship fat people know this, they may all feel desperate, right? The game of Fatty is just passing the time, and he can even play the first place in all games like this. How can this be called the other people? Do you want to live?

After sitting down in front of the operating table again, the fat man quickly clicked on the virtual touch screen for a while, and then the holographic screen in front of him suddenly switched over.

As a result, when I looked at the picture, the fat man's expression of a gentle master just now collapsed immediately!

"Damn it! No! I didn't sell it either! Is my goods so indifferent to you?"

"What? Such a good and exquisite dagger, you actually left a message to only give 50 silver coins! You are so funny!"

After swearing and complaining, the fat man unwilling to bring the headset and contacted the buyer who left the message: "You want to buy my dagger, right? Can you add a little more?"

"No more!" the player replied: "It's just 50 silver coins! Do you like to sell them? To be honest, your dagger is not a good product."

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you!" The fat man said depressedly: "Then I ask to pay with a credit point!"

As a result, the player immediately replied: "Credit point payment is OK, but I only give 0.4 credit points!"

"Damn!" The fat man suddenly became angry: "The market price is 1 to 1, 50 silver is 0.5 credit points, why do you only give 0.4!"

"It's this price!" The player's smug voice came: "Do you like to sell it?"

"You're going to play tricks on me!" The fat man became even more angry.

"It's okay if you say that!" The player snorted coldly: "If you don't accept it, come and find me to pk!"

The fat man almost agreed impulsively, but when he saw the player's id level, he immediately lost his mind. He was actually a high-level thief at level 120! What about the fat man's number? It was just a level 86 berserker, with a difference of nearly 40 levels. No matter how you look, it doesn't seem like you can win...

What's more, Fatty's number is just garbage, and it's probably not much better than the whiteboard...

So the fat man had to pull off his headset in depression, throw it hard to the ground, then exited the room, squatted on the steps outside the house and smoked depressedly.

That’s right, what Fatty really cares about is this online game called “The Age of Chaos”!

This game produced by the Red Fox team of Bestus has been popular in the Federation for five years. In these five years, just like the fat man ranked first in the underwear farm rankings, "The Chaos Era" has always been the most popular online game in the Federation! The super high playability and high balance have made countless players obsessed with it and are fascinated.

Obviously, Fatty is one of them.

It’s just a pity that Fatty’s coquettish spirit in "Underwear Farm" seems to be of little use after falling into "The Chaos Era". He has been not very satisfied in the game. He entered the game three months later than others, which has led to his low level and poor equipment. No one wants to get a copy. He is not so lucky. Even if he set up a stall and sells things, he is bullied by high-level people to death... In short, it’s just one sentence, he is depressed and unsuccessful.

The fat man couldn't understand why he couldn't make a name for himself in "The Chaos Era" with his cool hand speed. Five years... No, four years and eight months have passed, and he is still struggling at the bottom of the game. Is this really a jealous talent?

While thinking depressed, the fat man flicked the cigarette butt in his hand, which was so smoked only by the cigarette butt, and then watched the cigarette butt pass through a perfect, smooth parabola and land accurately on...a plump butt wearing a white short skirt...

A nearly inaudible sound came, and a black dot was printed on the white short skirt by a cigarette butt, which seemed to be a little burnt.

The fat man was still wondering how his plump butt magically appeared on the cigarette butt parabola. Before he could finish his calculations, the owner of the plump butt turned around. After seeing the beautiful face with frost clearly, the fat man's cold sweat immediately followed!

Oh! The one who sells the seller! It turned out to be this dead girl!

The owner of plump buttocks is the neighbor who lives in the house next to the fat man. Logically speaking, this beautiful little beauty named Luo Moling, who has a devilish figure, should be the one who is the fat man all day long. But unfortunately, the fat man clearly remembers that just over four years ago, after the "Chaos Era" was launched, the girl moved next door to her. When she first peeked at her in a bath, she always regarded herself as an irreconcilable enemy. The "harmonious" neighborhood relationship in the fat man's illusion was officially declared to be shattered...

Five years have passed, and now it has been five years. The fat man and Luo Moling said, adding up to five sentences... These five sentences are: hooligan, pervert, pervert, voyeurism, shameless!

And now, Luo Moling walked to the fat man with a cold face, slapped the fat man, and said the sixth sentence to the fat man: "Bastard!"

Luo Moling left, waved her hand gently, and took away the fat man's face. What she left for the fat man was a red slap mark...

This was simply a disaster! The fat man never thought that the cigarette butt would land on the passing Luo Moling pp so well, and it seemed as if he was deliberately bounced towards her. By this coincidence, the fat man really felt angry!

But Luo Moling had already walked away and did not give the fat man a chance to explain. When he recalled the scene of being suppressed in the game just now, the fat man was immediately angry and planned to take revenge!

"Get to smash your glass!"

The fat man picked up a stone from the side of the road and rushed to the fence of Luo Moling's house next to him. When he was about to throw the stones on the window, he suddenly found that there was a bunch of underwear hanging behind the house!

Huh? It's that girl? How dare she hang her clothes outside now?

The fat man was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and looked at the direction Luo Moling had just left. After confirming that the girl might take some time to come back, the fat man's eyes turned and he had a plan.

"Hehe, today I will come to a realistic version of the underwear farm!" The fat man pointed proudly, then began to rush over the fence.

The place where the fat man lives is a very good community. Every household has a small yard. Due to the good security, the residents here did not have too high walls. Instead, they chose a fence with a pastoral flavor, which is only about 1.5 meters tall. So although the fat man has a problem with his body shape, it is still more than enough to cross such a fence.

However, when the fat man just climbed over the fence and was about to jump down, a low "breaking" sound suddenly reached his ears.

Below the fence, there was a sturdy short-legged Pit Bulldog with a ferocious sharp collar on its neck, its mouth was slightly wide open, revealing a sharp fang, and it was roaring in its throat, staring at the fat man above the fence...

The fat man was shocked. He never expected that Luo Moling would have such a huge dog in the yard. No wonder she dared to hang her clothes outside when she was her neighbor!

When the big dog was frightened, the fat man panicked, and his body was unstable, and he actually fell off the fence. Originally, the fence, which was more than meter, was not very high, and it would not be like falling down, but what was so great that when the fat man fell down, he actually hit the ground with his head first...

A severe pain came with a dizziness, and the fat man fainted immediately. The last thought in his consciousness was: "Mom's, I didn't steal my underwear in the underwear farm. Is there a saying that if I fall down if I steal my underwear... Where is the stick? What about the stick to beat a dog..."
Chapter completed!