Chapter 001: Start with a pig(2/2)
"Old monkey, I'll fuck you!!"
A scream cut through the sky.
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'thump'
Sun Fan felt that he had plunged into the water.
But it quickly broke through a layer of obstacles like iron, and hit the ground with a "bang".
Dizzy and starry eyes.
Wait for him to get up and take a look.
I only found that there was a huge iron pot with a big hole beside me, and the surroundings were wet firewood.
"So...I fell into someone else's pot..."
"Wait! Pot? Why is there such a big pot?"
Sun Fan, who was dizzy, turned around and looked.
I only realized that this place seemed to be a mountain house full of festive lights and colorful decorations.
And around the courtyard.
A large group of stunned monsters were looking at the monkey falling from the sky in a daze.
Cattle, horse, sheep, tiger, wolf... all kinds of monsters are available.
These monsters set up a huge pot and seemed to be preparing to hold a grand banquet.
Sun Fan thought something.
Hey!
How soft under the butt?
Sun Fan slowly lowered his head.
In the broken iron pot, a human-shaped black-skinned skin about a meter tall and tied up by many flowers lying... a pig?
It was in pain, rolling its eyes and said with difficulty: "That monkey, monkey. Can you... go up and down from my belly?"
"Ah? Oh, okay!" Sun Fan smiled awkwardly.
He hurriedly jumped off the black-skinned pig and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't know that Brother Pig, you are taking a bath in this pot, you're so sorry!"
"Take a bath?" The black-skinned pig was stunned, and couldn't help but blush and cursed. "I'll take your banana stick bath! They want to eat me! You smelly monkey can't tell, do they want to eat my old pig?"
"Uh~~haha~~ I saw it, I saw it, Brother Zhu is sorry..." Sun Fan couldn't help scratching his head guiltily.
The scene was once very awkward.
Fortunately, at this time, the monsters around finally reacted.
"This lazy pig has accomplices?"
"Quick! Hurry up and catch him!"
"Don't let them run away!"
"Tomorrow will be the wedding banquet of the king, and there will be food delivered to you for free! Hahaha"
"This monkey pot is a bit of a pot, but the heart-healing monkey brain should be delicious!"
The monsters pulled out their weapons and surrounded them with a grim smile.
"Do you want to eat me?"
Sun Fan twisted his neck and sneered on the monkey's face.
He stretched out his hand and pulled it in his ear.
A thin needle turned into a thick gilded black iron rod in the faint golden light.
‘Bang’
Chapter completed!