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Chapter 701 Sixth Senior Brother first appeared on the Spring Festival Gala(2/4)

He licked his slightly dry lips and pushed open the door.

"Where are you boss, who are you leaving the door open for?"

"It's me, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience!" He shouted into the mobile phone.

The sound of rushing water could be heard.

Amidst the sound of water flowing, the charming voice came again: "What, I can't hear clearly, I'm taking a shower~ Come and tell me~"

You bold witch, how dare you break my Taoist heart!

The sound of water is so imaginative!

The barrage was completely crazy at this moment.

"My parents laughed so loudly."

"Is this a show you and grandma should sit and watch together?"

“I stared at CCTV’s icon for a long time.”

"Damn it, this is the Spring Festival Gala!"

In the picture, Hao Jian shrank his neck, as if there were roots growing on his feet, and said motionless: "I won't go over."

"You are really good at timing. Just in time, I just washed the dates." The female boss came out carrying a basin of freshly washed red dates.

The words "Ma Dongmei" immediately started popping up on the barrage.

Of course, the indispensable ones are "horse plums", "horse winter plums", and "winter plums".

On Earth, in this sketch, the character played by Ma Li is also named Dongmei.

Because this sketch is much earlier than "Charlotte Trouble".

But this is not the case with Blue Star, because Charlotte and Ma Dongmei are already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Adding Hao Jian to Dongmei will cause drama.

In "The Richest Man in Xihong City", the heroine's name is Xia Zhu, and in "Charlotte's Trouble", her name is Dongmei. So, Luo Mo just didn't use his brain and changed the name here to... Qiu Ju.

A name full of age and full of milky flavor.

"Hao Jian?" As soon as Qiu Ju saw it was Hao Jian, her voice immediately changed and returned to its original state, a little rough.

Hao Jian shouted into his mobile phone: "Boss, it turns out you are washing edible jujubes!"

——"I won't tell who was flustered just now."

"Hao Jian, it's so late, why are you here?" Qiu Ju asked.

"Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? After that, my wife must ask me to send a fruit basket."

"Ah, thank you, thank you. Oh, this little fruit basket, are you tired from carrying it here?" She lifted the fruit basket with two fingers.

Qiu Ju told him: "Hao Jian, you came at a bad time today. In a moment... my ex-husband will be here."

"I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings."

"You understand." Qiu Ju said.

"I understand. Who do you think has no misunderstanding?" Hao Jian held up his mobile phone.

Isn’t this misunderstanding held in the palm of my hand?

He said to Qiu Ju: "I just want to ask you to speak loudly. You said that our hotel has seven waiters, why did you promote me to the lobby manager?"

Qiu Ju was stunned: "What? Is the probability... very low?"

"Don't you know why I promoted you?" Qiu Ju said.

Wow, this is so ambiguous!

Hao Jianli immediately replied: "I...sometimes it's clear, sometimes it's unclear."

"I've just fallen in love with you," Qiu Ju said directly.

At the Spring Festival Gala, the audience immediately applauded and even booed.

Hao Jian's hand holding the phone froze: "Boss, what you said is totally pointless. If you want to steal three minus four like this, I'm telling you, I really have to delay you for a while."

He just sat down on the sofa and refused to leave.

"Oh my god, Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?"

"No, look, Hao Jian, you said my ex-husband would be here later, wouldn't it be inappropriate if we were caught in the middle of the night?"

"Then why can we arrest him?" Hao Jian's eyes widened.

It’s hard for my daughter-in-law not to misunderstand.

He immediately added an explanation to smooth things over: "If I eat two jujubes from your family, will he arrest me?"

"Hao Jian, look, at this time, shouldn't we all go to bed?" Qiu Ju pointed to her watch, indicating that it was already very late.

The barrage exploded instantly, and many people laughed like crazy.

The two are not on the same channel at all.

"When did this happen? When did we sleep together?" Hao Jian was anxious.

Qiu Ju saw that he was still having a convulsion here, and she was eager to drive him away, so she began to issue eviction orders.

"I'll tell you the truth, I won't keep you tonight!"

The audience at the scene was all excited again. Everyone showed a front-line smile and clapped like a sea lion.

"Which night did you leave me alone? Boss, what you said today was so shocking!"

"I ask you to reply to me normally, what is our relationship?" Hao Jiandao.

Qiu Ju, who couldn't drive him away no matter what, was speechless and said helplessly: "Hao Jian, if you really can't bear to leave, then wait until my ex-husband leaves and then come back after that, okay?"

——"It's so exciting"!

Onomatopoeia has begun to appear in the comments in the live broadcast.

"Uuuuuuuu——!"

Let me start the little train!

Some netizens left a message: "I am reminded of a certain [series]."

In the midst of the two people's words, there was a knock on the door, and the ex-husband appeared on the scene.

That's right, it's Wang Rong.

"It's over, it's over. We're going to arrest you now. Hao Jian, you should hide quickly." Qiu Ju panicked.

Hao Jian was still busy explaining to his mobile phone: "Why should Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide?"

Qiu Ju explained that she had left him because of a misunderstanding and asked him to hide behind the curtains.

As soon as she opened the door to her home and her ex-husband entered, the music of a love song started playing.

On Earth, the music of "Dense Autumn" is used here, and the Cantonese version is called "Li Xianglan".

This is a song by Jacky Cheung, which the star also played and sang in the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint".

As soon as the ex-husband came in, he fell into memories, touched the sofa, touched the refrigerator, and said sadly: "Have they all been replaced with new ones?"

"Yeah, what else would I do?" Qiu Ju said in the lyrical and sad music: "When I got divorced, I asked you to move out."

"Lao Gao, forget it. When you leave, I and the load-bearing wall will be the only ones left at home."

"Back then, I was too impulsive." The ex-husband smiled and closed the curtains.

With this pull, Hao Jian, who was hiding behind the curtain on the other side, was pulled out.

Many people burst into laughter instantly.

"What are you doing with the curtains open? It's midnight." Qiu Ju opened the curtains.

"You were so shy back then." My ex-husband said, "I was shy too."

He turned his head to cover his mouth and grabbed back with his other hand.

After grabbing a hand, he walked and said to himself: "I am holding your hand, just like now, and my little heart is pounding."

Then, he led Hao Jian out from behind the curtain.

While holding Hao Jian's hand, he was still reminiscing.

The Spring Festival Gala has been completely electrified. Many netizens in the barrage also left messages: "My head fell off laughing."

"It's the Chinese New Year, and I've lost my head."

“The whole family laughed so hard!”

The ex-husband continued: "On the asphalt road, I bumped into your mother head-on."

He glanced at Qiu Ju, let go of Hao Jian's hand, pointed at her and said with a smile: "Yes! You had this frightened expression back then!"

After saying that, he put down the hand pointing at Qiu Ju, then stretched out his hand and pulled her back.

The stupid Hao Jian even put his hand up and asked him to continue pulling.
To be continued...
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