Chapter 1001 That boy is so handsome, a boy who plays with water guns!(1/2)
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Harvey Weinstein parked his slutty red Cadillac Daheim steadily in the parking lot of Costco supermarket, opened the car door, and walked down with unrecognizable relatives.
The co-pilot was carrying a small pink plastic basket with toiletries, and her whole body exuded the temperament that Cadillac drivers should have.
It turns out that Cadillac owners who don’t like to take a bath are not a good LSP.
Seeing him walking towards him with a smile on his face, Wu Xiaozu seemed to see a string of numbers jumping in front of his eyes: This entertainment LSP can still be active 10,793 days after being sentenced to 23 years in prison.
No need to forget it.
Don't discuss mathematics with Wu Xiaozu, because no one knows mathematics better than him.
I came to Luocheng for 3 days, Lin Mitao 6 times, Aniston 7 times, with an average of 4.33333... times a day. Each tube of intake is of quality and quantity, and it is kept at a cost of hundreds of millions...
"You put on smoky makeup? Your dark circles are so deep..."
"I have been staying up late to write scripts recently." Wu Xiaozu pushed the shopping cart to put barbecue supplies into the trunk. When he twisted his body, his waist seemed to stretch... the box in his hand fell.
About ten boxes of large size Durex fell on the ground.
The white-haired old lady next to her couldn't help but exclaim and looked sideways frequently. She happened to see Wu Xiaozu's buttocks raised when she bent down to pick up.
"You are the only one who can do it today?" Harvey looked around and took the initiative to help pick it up. He wanted to pack a box, but when he saw the size... he threw it back.
"So you come and help."
Wu Xiaozu smiled and looked at Harvey who was helping him, "The bodyguard and servant are busy barbecuing at home. I lacked something, so I happened to drive out with Jack to help buy it.
I want to adapt to life in Luocheng, isn’t it? I can’t bring bodyguards with me on my usual occasion.”
"Yeah~ It's very safe here. Actually, there is no need for any bodyguards..." Harvey smiled and said with a crooked mouth.
Bang bang bang bang!
Da da da da da da da!
Not far away, the police sirens roared, and LAPD drove a black and white police car and chased a fleeing yellow Chevrolet taxi, and shot it wildly, which fired back the cathartic bullet.
The customers who shop at Costco here are used to it and even slowly vomited a circle of eyes. Then Wu Xiaozu saw the kind-hearted and white-haired old lady beside her silently took out a gun from the car to defend herself, and glanced at Wu Xiaozu.
"Article 2 of the Bill of Rights clearly states that the right of people to possess and carry weapons is inviolable." Harvey spread his hands, "come to America because you don't have a green card yet. But you can apply for a valid gun license, hunting license or license. Trust me, those guys won't refuse your money.
Besides, this is California, which is much safer than Texas.”
Provoke (英英英)!
"I will think about it." Wu Xiaozu shrugged as he heard the sound of gunslinging gradually fading away, then turned his head to look at the white-haired old lady next to him, "Madam, I think you should put it away..." and pointed to the gun in the other party's hand.
"Boy, don't worry, it's safer than Durex." The old lady shook the gun in her hand and asked curiously: "Japanese? Koreans?"
“Chinese.”
"Oh, what a sexy little guy. This is my phone number. I won't refuse you to ask me for a cup of coffee." The old lady smiled and joked, and reached out to slap Wu Xiaozu on the butt.
“…”
Looking at the big pickup truck that kicked off with the accelerator, Wu Xiaozu was very embarrassed.
"Wow... it's yours." Cheng Long held a paper bag of food and happened to witness this scene. He couldn't help but joke, "The old lady in the United States seems to like your model very much."
"Maybe he is longer..." Harvey smiled and gestured at the height of Cheng Long and Wu Xiaozu, "and you are short."
Uncle Long stared at his eyes, not understanding... But when he saw the two of them happy, he also followed suit. Then he accidentally kissed the latter's chest with his elbow.
Harvey couldn't recover for a long time...
"You have to find an English teacher to teach you English as soon as possible." Wu Xiaozu sorted out the supplies in the trunk, "If you want to survive here, your language must be passed.
They—" pointed to Harvey, "I don't like watching subtitles when watching movies, so maybe our "Detective Chinatown" needs English. I don't think you want your movie to be dubbed by someone who is unclear, right?"
"No problem." Cheng Long nodded.
When it comes to work, he seems very serious.
"How is the progress of other characters?" Wu Xiaozu looked at Harvey again.
Although he is a scumbag, the relationship between the two is now a partner and is in the honeymoon period. With the release of "The Seven Sins of Sects", the relationship may be more harmonious.
Wu Xiaozu wanted to gain a foothold, but he was still inseparable from this vulgar Jewish man.
Although this relationship will not last forever, at least, the other party is very suitable for him now. The interests of the two are also consistent... Harvey himself also needs a capable partner, and Wu Xiaozu obviously also meets this role.
An influential director in the Asia-Pacific and Europe region.
And, very rich.
"Several less important characters have been cast through the Actors' Union, and there is no big problem. But the second protagonist you are asking for..." Harvey raised the eye of mung beans, "Although Hollywood does not lack handsome guys, your requirements are a bit high."
Shrugged, "Or, you ask others with your own standards of appearance? It's too hard...it's impossible to have a boy like this. Unless you're willing to play the role yourself."
Cheng Long felt a little disgusting inexplicably.
"Most people still have Jack's appearance," said Harvey.
Um??
Uncle Long's face turned black and he felt offended again.
"Hahaha……"
At this moment, a sunny, handsome, handsome, charming and clean blond boy like a crystal ran happily by with a water gun, followed by a woman with a frosty face, smiling at the boy.
"Oh Shat ~ I'll take back what I just said."
Harvey Weinstein looked at the boy in front of him with his eyes shiny, just like an old erotic embryo saw the beauty... his whole body trembled slightly.
"So there is really a man who is good-looking and can compete with Azu~~" Cheng Long was also amazed by the water gun boy running around in front of him.
Wu Xiaozu turned his head and was also stunned.
That boy is so handsome!
real.
Because of his appearance, Wu Xiaozu's eyes are very handsome towards men... Only readers who read books can catch his eyes.
However, the boy in front of him is indeed very 'beautiful'.
"Leo~" Fengshuang's woman smiled and greeted the boy, but found three men walking towards her.
"What's up?"
Subconsciously hugged the bag in his hand, glanced at the other party, and found that the other party was not wearing the same clothes as those robbers Niggers and Lao Mo.
"Oh, I'm unreasonable. Madam, we have no malice." Harvey smiled and opened his hand and took the initiative to hand over a business card, "I'm a film producer, I see your...boy."
"my boy." The woman glanced at the boy running over not far away and waved to the other party, "Leo~ come here."
The boy ran over with a water gun.
For some reason, although he is very handsome, he always feels unruly and free when running with a water gun.
"I am the boss and producer of Miramax Films. This is John Wu, not only the boss of Touchstone Pictures, but also a director. Jack Cheng, an action star." Harvey introduced with a smile.
"Action star?" The woman and the beautiful boy stared at Cheng Long.
"Martial arts action star." Wu Xiaozu added.
After all, this place is not far from the San Fernando Valley.
The woman looked at the boy and looked at Wu Xiaozu. Harvey and the other two nodded, "Call me Emory. This is my son Leonardo."
"Leonardo da Vinci?" Wu Xiaozu asked with a smile.
"Yes, I saw Leonardo DiCaprio's oil painting when I was traveling with him. He kicked me in the stomach, so I think God wants him to be Leonardo DiCaprio."
Yes.
The beautiful boy wearing a collar in front of me who looked clean but with a rebellious look was Little Li Zi.
I think that when the 40-year-old Li Zi ran with a water gun in the future, she looked over with affectionate eyes, and her eyes were filled with the shadow of her youth.
"You want to ask me to act in a movie?" Little Lizi suddenly asked.
"Maybe you can try it." Wu Xiaozu looked at the 17-year-old Li Zi and smiled, "I want to make a movie recently, and I lack a second male lead."
"There are many lines?" Little Lizi asked hurriedly, full of longing.
He was electrocuted when he was 5 years old and started shooting commercial advertisements, oats, toys, bubble gum and other children's products at the age of 14. He also filmed the soap opera "Santa Barbara" at the age of 15, and that's the address where Wu Xiaozu lives.
American version of the family soap opera.
"It should be quite a lot." Wu Xiaozu and Harvey looked at each other and smiled.
"I have an interview with Miramax Films this Saturday, if you're interested. Oh, by the way, are you a member of the Actors Union?" Harvey asked directly.
In fact, he didn't mind Wu Xiaozu's choice of actors in the Actors Union at first because it was very expensive and troublesome... their independent production company could save as much as possible, and they would secretly save a lot of money on this.
However, Wu Xiaozu insisted that he must be a member of the Actors Union.
"Leo is a member of the Actors Union, but I am his guardian." Amore asked on his own initiative: "Can you ask, what kind of character is this?"
"I'm great to play a problem boy." Little Lizi interrupted gently.
To be continued...