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Chapter 64 Head on the front, words on the back!(1/2)

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Walking out of the restaurant, Director Wu was very excited.

He hurriedly hid in a dark alley, took out the guy that said "men feel sad when they look at it, women want to be fucked when they look at it", took off their pants and let go.

"Cut him!!!"

I'll fuck your mother!

As soon as Wu Xiaozu took out his abundant capital, a roar came from another entrance in the alley. The echoes frightened Director Wu's hands to shake. The "?" shape he originally drew was no longer perfect in an instant.

For people with obsessive-compulsive disorder, this is a disaster.



Louis Koo clucked his tongue and threw his arms as he ran wildly, with his yellow hair fluttering in the wind against his fair face.

Behind him, three friends carrying knives chased him while cordially greeting his eighteen generations of ancestors. His female relatives all changed their postures in more than thirty ways during their speeches.

"Huhu..."

Seeing an alley entrance, Le Zai made a sharp turn and drifted beautifully into the alley. Behind him, three young and Dangerous boys carrying knives stumbled, hit the wall and pushed, and also chased into the alley.

"Choose! It's not like... I'm sleeping with you," Louis Koo raised his head and ran wildly while cursing to the sky, "You are just a brother, you don't need to chase me across the street and kill me..."

"Huh...my brother...brother Ma Zi...I haven't fucked you more often than you..." The young and Dangerous guy who was chasing after the leader wielding a knife yelled, "I said, why is this stinky Sanba getting more and more spacious recently? It turns out that you are so pounced on Street helps me plow the ground all day long - I'll plow your mother!"

"I'm going to kill you, I just got it -" Before he could finish his words, the wind whistled from behind him, and Louis Koo's face turned even paler with fright, and he ran as fast as he could.

Suddenly, with the help of bright light, a figure not far away came into view, which made him look happy. He made his plan based on his heart and accelerated his steps.

"Kill him to death!" Young and Dangerous threw the knife out and chased him wildly, "Kill him!"

“Boss, please help me from Jianghu—”

Wu Xiaozu turned his head and instantly understood that he was being attacked by this person approaching him.

Sure enough, when the three young and Dangerous boys behind him heard this, they all braked and stopped.

According to the urinary nature of Young and Dangerous, the next sentence should be harsh.

"Pick! Are you his boss? Do you know that I am the Mong Kok Bone Dragon..."

Wu Xiaozu didn't reply, and looked at the fair-faced boy who was bent over and breathing heavily.

"Don't stop the car and imitate other people's blood-stained style?"

"..."

Hearing the sound, Gu Tianle used the light to see clearly the appearance of the person in front of him. Instantly, a cry of grief rose in his chest, and his eyes were full of resentment!

He is so stupid! Really! So stupid!

Originally, I had a stable job, and the harvest was guaranteed despite droughts and floods. I was barely able to enjoy the food and drink, but I didn't go hungry every day. I checked the luxury cars every day and got money easily.

Who knew that one day, a guy with a kind face said to me, "You might as well change your career to become a star, there is no future for you as a parking boy..."

These words were commonplace, but they struck a chord in his heart, making his youthful heart suddenly become restless. He who usually envied celebrities suddenly changed his mind.

After thinking about it for more than half a month, just a few days ago, he went to sign up for an acting training class.

It is said that Zhou Runfa received training at this training class when he was working as a car washer. Only then was he able to pass the TVB artist training class and become a big star.

Today, he was galloping in the Clock Hotel with the wild horse he had newly hooked up with at the acting training class.

In an instant, three young and Dangerous men appeared with knives and wanted to chop him. He hugged his clothes and jumped down from the second floor to escape!

There were so many roads to avoid, but I ran to this alley. I finally met someone who was "taken advantage of" and was about to blame him. Only then I realized that the person I met was actually the same person who persuaded me to change my career.

Louis Koo felt that his life was doomed to be ill-fated ever since he signed up for the acting training class. The culprit was the guy in front of him!!!

Just four days into class, I was chased and hacked...

"Can you help me push it up?" Louis Koo gritted his teeth and glanced at Wu Xiaozu, his breath suddenly leaked, "Forget it, I'd better keep running, you will be lucky..." After giving up, he kicked off and galloped away.

"Wait a minute -" Wu Xiaozu stopped Gu Tianle and took a step forward. Just as his tiger body was about to tremble, he responded with a few harsh words according to the routine.

"Pujie! You are lucky today. Don't let me see you in the future, otherwise I will chop you to death, Poujie!"

Young and Dangerous pointed at Louis Koo and said harsh words, then took a few steps back with a complex look on his face, turned around and ran away.

Louis Koo's chest was heaving up and down, gasping for air, inexplicably. What are you running from?

Wu Xiaozu felt that it was really wise not to go back and continue to join the club. He suddenly felt that the brain circuits of the people in the club might really be able to pass the exam for government employees.

If you run away without being allowed to speak, is the quality of today’s young and Dangerous boys so low? It’s rude.

"Boss——"

There were footsteps coming from behind. Feicheng, Luo Dong and Su Liyao walked into the alley. They glanced at the opposite alley in confusion, and then looked at Gu Tianle, who had a white face, long hair and handsome features. His eyes moved down, and everyone had a strange look on his face.

Wu Xiaozu followed their gazes, turned around in a hurry, lowered his head - I'm sorry! I haven't fastened my pants!



"Boss, I haven't been to Bolan Street for a long time (mao)."

Feicheng looked at Wu Xiaozu and the fair-faced boy walking in front, and asked himself with complicated emotions, "I've never stayed up all night..."

"No," Luo Dong replied, and then asked doubtfully, "What do you mean?"

"Do you have a cigarette for me? Do you think the boss is in a dangerous situation?" Feicheng murmured, "Men...women...men and women...men..."

"If you dare to say that word out loud, I really respect you as a man." Su Liyao threw a pack of cigarettes at him angrily, "Pick! Make fun of the boss! Just watch "Dragon Tiger Leopard", it's a mess. Read less articles. The atmosphere is full of smoke——"

"Bump!"

Feicheng took the cigarette, raised his middle finger and said angrily, "What a mess? This is the essence of history! You have to sacrifice hundreds of millions to survive today. Just wait and see, these books will become precious treasures in the future, and they can't be photographed The movie will make money..."

"Qi! I've heard of romantic movies, but I don't know if the salty and wet content is finished!" Su Liyao curled his lips indifferently, "Would you like to find a copy of "Jin Ping Mei" for you to lust after?"

"Actually, "Jin Ping Mei" is really not a top-notch publication. There are not as many scenes describing river crab scenes in the whole book as there are in "A Dream of Red Mansions"!" Feicheng muttered dissatisfiedly, thinking that he would have to "certify" these historical gifts in the future.

Even if it is **, it still has its value!

"Do you think that handsome boy looks a lot like the little guy..." Luo Dong suddenly said.

Feicheng and Su Liyao were startled. After thinking about it carefully, they seemed to be somewhat similar.

"The skin... if the skin is darker, it will look more like..." Su Liyao stuttered.

"Would you like to ask him if he has an older brother named Xiaoxiang?" Feicheng rubbed the stubble on his chin and shook his curly hair with his stomach raised, "Why don't you arrest him first and expose him to the sun... The black spots are under investigation?"

Buchu! Buchu!

Luo Dong and Su Liyao each raised their middle fingers for him to eat.

"Xiao Xi...Xiao Xi is a South Asian! Is this good boy also a South Asian? Pick it!" Su Liyao said angrily.

"Maybe his father is a sailor..." Feicheng said.



"Call me a name?"

"Louis Koo!"

"It was a lot of fun running."

Gu Tianle held back a sentence, "Tianle is the kind of music that is born with happiness..."

"That means running happily?"

"..."

Wu Xiaozu glanced at the young and childish Louis Koo next to him, took out a cigarette, knocked it gently on the cigarette case, and held it in his mouth.

"Without fire?"

Louis Koo rummaged through his trouser pockets, took out a lighter and handed it to Wu Xiaozu.

"Huh!?" Wu Xiaozu held a cigarette in his mouth, raised his eyebrows and raised his chin at him, "How can you be a young and Dangerous guy who has no eyesight like this?"

Louis Koo reluctantly helped him light the cigarette, and he also took out a cigarette and lit it in his mouth. "Young and Dangerous guys don't need to be polite." He took advantage of the situation and put a pack of cigarettes into his pocket.

"That's why you were chopped down."

Wu Xiaozu blew out a puff of smoke, glanced at the other person, and said disdainfully, "When you come out to hang out, you must first be alert and secondly know how to eat your brain. You have no brains and you are not polite. How can you survive by running fast? ?”

Louis Koo's face turns dark...and dark...still very white. He has absolutely no South Asian ancestry!

"Are you a movie maker?" Louis Koo tried to ask.

"What do you mean?" Wu Xiaozu neither admitted nor denied.

"I asked the princesses from the Lixiao Palace about you talking about making a movie... The **** princess said that you have very strong hands, and you look like a martial arts master working in the film industry..." Louis Koo answered honestly.

Director Wu's face looked as usual, without any embarrassment.

"What do you mean, you want to play a part-time role?" It was a somewhat stiff turn in the topic.

"play a small role?"

Louis Koo scoffed, "I said I want to be a big star like Chow Yun-fat!"
To be continued...
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