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On May 11, 1990, at 01:30 am, the ball was held at the banquet hall of the Majestic Barriere.

There are beautiful melodies flowing in the hall, and the soothing rhythm is gently pounding in the air, driving the emotions of the infatuated men and women on the scene.

Harvey Weinstein poured some white particles on the back of his hand, arched his nose on the back of his furry hand, and sucked it quickly, his face flushed instantly, and he looked very excited, "Authentic Colombian goods."

"NO, I prefer Cuban goods."

Wu Xiaozu familiarly took out a Gao Xiba aluminum tube, gently unscrewed it, took out the cut cigar inside, held it in his mouth, lit it slowly and lit it evenly with a spray gun, wrapped it deep, allowing it to stay in the taste buds in his mouth, and then slowly spit out the smoke.

In the blue smoke, I happened to see a 'gangster' standing in the middle of the stage with a stiff face, a sluggish corner of the mouth, a drooping triangle-shaped eyes, a hard face, wearing a military green shirt, a gray suit, and a big back-shaped head, standing in the middle of the stage, surrounded by speculators who took the initiative to compliment.

As it turns out, men with facial paralysis can easily become celebrities... For example, a certain facial paralysis in Japan is the same.

"Sylvester Nqio Stallone, now the top Hollywood action superstar, famous screenwriter and producer." Harvey rubbed his face with a little excitement.

The "First Blood" series is an action film, but it is also a patriotic education film. The Rambo series, the more naked the political film it goes, it is very consistent with the Reagan era's emphasis on reshaping the image of a great power and advocating the concept of "new patriotism", and also in line with the audience's psychology... Therefore, it became one of the most successful action film series in the 1980s.

Many people think that "The First Blood" is an anti-war and belongs to the extreme left. But after watching the movie, Reagan once said a famous remark, "The general idea is, 'I know what to do next time I encounter a terrorist attack.'"

In fact, the Lighthouse Kingdom has been playing this game, and this is their conventional method. Even if they want to sell war, they will definitely be under the banner of anti-war.

Wow!!!

While Shit's father-in-law was standing in the middle of the stage and enjoying the praises, a strong and tall man with a tough face walked in in a suit and tie. The lights around him seemed to be thunder and lightning, and the smoke from the stage effect of dry ice sprayed out - T-800 is here.

As soon as this figure appeared, Stallone's face changed... Sorry, his face was paralyzed and stiff, and he couldn't see that he had changed. In view of the face of the three daughters in the future timeline, he thought that his father-in-law had changed his face. In any case, the anger from the triangle eyes was undoubtedly manifested, and he was very unhappy with the person who came.

Yes, the man in front of me who appears with a BGM is now Hollywood's number one action superstar: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

That's right, although the shit is too strong, Arnold Schwarzenegger is indeed better in business, influence and pay.

Two tough guys saw each other at first sight through the crowd.

Schwarzenegger: A guy with crooked mouth and slanted eyes!

Stallone: ​​A bastard who looks like a piano.

Don’t doubt it. The above two mental descriptions are the other party’s true reactions when they see each other. They said this to the people around them when they first met... Obviously, there is a need to be a fight between tough guy characters to solve it.

Of course, the most important thing is that Stallone, an IQ with an IQ of 160, was tricked by the old Yin and Yang. As it turns out, no matter how high the IQ is, it is impossible to deal with the old silver coins.

When the old Yin and Yang Shi slept with a model named Brigitte Nelson, who was entangled, but Schwarzenegger had already climbed up to He Pangpang... Bah! Maria Schliver of the Kennedy family.

As an old Onmyoji Schwarzenegger who came out of Austria and became a big star, he naturally understood what was good for him.

Naturally, he wanted to take off his hand and wrap his hands around his model, and then... he played a trick on the trouble and left the trouble to the too strong shit that was making a divorce at the time... Schwarzenegger was a Wang Po who was holding the red line... The specific operation was very sexy.

At that time, Tiehan Han Shit with an IQ of 160 was too strong at that time, but it was a trough period of love. When he met the enthusiastic Brangit, he instantly felt that he had met an angel, and soon, he got married in a hurry! (Remember to get married, you have to take the exam later!)

But not long after, Tie Hanhan realized something was wrong.

Although he is Tiehanhan, he is Tiehanhan with an IQ of up to 160!!!

After a long time, he was as clever as he realized something was wrong!

This wild model is not only a torn shoe that everyone wears, but also a husband who is still making up and not divorced!!

Yes!

This woman Brangid is so cool.

The other party was more than a year before marrying Lao Shi, and he had just given birth to a child who didn’t know whose biological father was. The reason why he didn’t know was that there were more than 30 people participating in the party at that time...

During that time, Lao Shi was a big joke in the North American entertainment industry. Even talk shows were "meeting" for him every day, and he made up various jokes to train him...

The most famous joke is roughly translated as this: Stallone drove by Beverly Hills, and every time he met three men, one of them was his brother-in-law!

Convex (英英英)!!!

Later I found out that it was the old Yin and Yang Shi who "played" him, which made Tiehan, who had an IQ of 160, almost carried the jungle axe to stage a real-life version of Rambo.

Stallone, with an IQ of 160, was also tricked by his old yin and yang with low IQs. Of course, it may also be the credit of his wife who is a reporter. As we all know, his mind is so shady about playing politics!

Otherwise, how could Lao Shi refuse the invitation from Comrade Jianguo... I would rather accompany my daughter to the beach at home. Or... Stallone just simply doesn't want to play with a fool????

After all, although the IQ of the old Yin-Yang Shi is lower than that of his genius Stallone with 160, he actually has an IQ of about 135, and to a certain extent he is close to a genius. After all, most ordinary people have IQs around 100.

"Oh~~bro... I'm so happy to see you."

The dark brown hair was meticulously combed, and the suit and ties were all elite. The Germanic Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was 6 feet 2 inches tall, looked down at Stallone, who was 3 or 4 inches shorter than him even in high-heeled cowboy boots. The angular young Fang Wuniu showed a gentle and kind smile on his face, and his big hand directly held the other person's hand.

"So too, Arnold. I didn't expect that you would come here so late."

Stallone's hand rattled with Schwarzenegger, and his face also showed an embarrassing smile, but he still looked very stiff when he touched his left face. He was not as cool as Schwarzenegger, who was full of smiles and approachable faces.

"Cannes Film Festival is a great film festival... I feel extremely honored to be invited, so don't say that it's so late, no matter how late I'm going to come for my friends."

Schwarzenegger smiled at Jacob, who was wearing a suit and a bow tie next to him. "I am also very grateful to Mr. Robert Brad and Mr. Jacob for inviting me."

"It is also an honor for Mr. Bray and me to be invited to Arnold." Gilles Jacob, the Cannes No. 2 figure, squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Friends' friendship is more precious than others, so I'll toast to friendship-" Lao Yin and Yang Shi raised his glass with a smile.

He raised his glass and responded in an instant, and everyone around him raised his glass.

“Cheers to friendship.”

"Cheers to Mr. Arnold!"

“Cheers to the Cannes Film Festival.”

Everyone held it together, with only Stallone's expression on his face.

"What's wrong with Sylvie..." The governor looked at Stallone with concern, "Is it uncomfortable? Do you want someone to send you back?"

"..." Several people around him looked at Stallone.

Stallone gritted his teeth and snatched the champagne in his glass, squeezed the corner of his stiff mouth, "NO. I'm fine. I don't want to go anywhere."

“Yeah~~”

The governor shrugged, with a completely old yin-yang-speaking expression, pulled his hand back, lowered his strong voice, and joked, "You will be back!?"

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha……"

No one else could help laughing. No one expected that this Hollywood superstar would be so self-deprecating and was simply too approachable. This was much better than that...the irritable face-paralyzing brother.

The irritable brother's face is so thick that his face is even worse.

I watched my old enemy walk onto the stage and began the "disgusting" success theory speech that allowed him to memorize, roughly talking about his six goals... and then I have talked about his seven "Mr. Olympia", four "Mr. Global" and "Mr. Europe".

"FXXK, that's shit."

Stallone couldn't help but curse in a low voice, and turned around, but saw a slender Chinese who was taller than him standing beside him with a cigar in his mouth and listening with relish.

"Shet!"

Tie Hanhan, who has an IQ of 160, couldn't help but curse again, and then complained to Wu Xiaozu, who was concentrating on listening to the governor's "speech" next to him: "His secrets of success are only three: 1. He came to the United States. 2. He married the daughter of the Kennedy family!"

"What about the third one?"

“…”

Stallone glanced at Wu Xiaozu, who was about 6 feet tall, and said coldly: "He is so fucked by 6 feet 2 inches tall! Shet! The speech he is reciting must have been written by his reporter's wife..."

Wu Xiaozu almost couldn't help but be amused by Stallone who was jealous of being amused. Are you jealous of someone with a well-educated wife???

So you are Stallone like this!

"To be honest, Mr. Sylvester Stallone, I don't think his success theory is inspiring." Wu Xiaozu said deliberately with a cigar in his mouth.

"Man? I know you want to be innovative in front of me. Although I hate the guy on the stage who likes to pretend, I have to say that his story is really sensible. New Boy - your statement doesn't attract my attention!" Stallone sneered.

"Don't worry, why don't you listen to my story more inspirational?"

Wu Xiaozu laughed instead of anger, took a cigar, and said slowly: "He is a young man born in a slum. His mother was ill-pained. The doctor misused mechanical equipment to help the midwife, causing facial deformity and paralysis, his left eyelid and left lips drooped, his face was not elegant, and his mouth was unclear... His father is an alcoholic, his mother is a gambling, and he often suffers domestic violence.

He also gave up on himself until his beloved girl died in his arms, making him completely awakened.

Later, he decided to become a big star. So when he went to Hollywood, he looked for stars, directors, producers, and people who could make him an actor, searching everywhere, but what he got was refusal.

He visited 500 Hollywood companies one by one, but all 500 companies rejected him. For many people, such an experience may be given up, but he did not give up. After he came out of the last rejected film company, someone analyzed to him that it might be because you can't even explain clearly, so the director doesn't want you!

Someone helped him with an idea, asking him to read the newspaper for an hour with a stone under his tongue every day, and to hold on for 365 days... He was rejected 1855 times in total, and finally at 1856 times, he finally got the opportunity..."

Wu Xiaozu finished speaking in one breath, only seeing Stallone looking at him with his eyes shining.

“Man~~~”

Stallone had a cold face. Although his left eye twitched and his left cheek was stiff, it did not prevent him from opening his right mouth. His big hand directly slapped Wu Xiaozu's shoulder, "I admit, you are really a genius screenwriter. You impressed me with your intelligence..." As he said, his mouth kept twitching, "So I am so legendary and inspirational! 1855 times... It's great to persevere!"

Of course he heard that the person Wu Xiaozu was talking about was him.

After all, few people are born with forceps and cause facial paralysis.

"What's the saying about 1855 times?" Stallone humbly asked for advice.

"Because you arrived in Hollywood's first drama, it was exactly 1855 days after filming "Rocky"..." Wu Xiaozu said with a smile.

"Is it a snarling?"

"Yes, I've seen "The Italian Stallion". Wu Xiaozu deliberately disgusted people.

"Shet! Don't mention that drama!" Stallone's face was suddenly dark. It was definitely one of his most disgraceful history...

"Man, are there any cigars?"

"Of course." Wu Xiaozu nodded slightly with a smile, and walked aside with Stallone with a smile.
Chapter completed!