Chapter 1 Lingtai Fangcun meets the Monkey King
"As it true that he turned against me?" Chen Ang looked around, but he was in a quiet forest. He was already at a very high place. Looking around, thousands of peaks were like halberds, and thousands of feet were open to the screen. The plants and trees on both sides were four seasons of Jia, and the strange grass was not the same as ordinary people. He knew that it was the main god who interfered with his return procedure and did not know which world he exiled him to.
Chen Ang's various layouts in the main god space finally touched the cleaning mechanism of the main god space. The main god had no choice but to wait for him to return and find a way to sweep him out. This world can be exiled by the main god, which is probably an extremely dangerous world, and may have let the main god suffer.
Chen Ang glanced and went deep into the microscopic origin of this world. Only then did he realize that there were no atomic molecules in this world, they were all made up of one qi. The vitality created the world and the qi formed the world. This was the most orthodox worldview of the immortal world.
He felt that he was out of place with the world. He smiled slightly, and after just a turn, he recovered Tianhe's magic power and changed to dress as a Taoist priest.
At this moment, a song suddenly came from the front: "Watch the chess and the tree is rotten, the wood is cut down, and the valley is slowly walking by the edge of the clouds. Selling firewood and selling wine, laughing wildly from the love. The autumn path is high, facing the moon pillow, the pines are bright, and the sky is dawn..." Chen Ang suddenly said: "It turns out that it is the world opened by Taiqing Zhenren... The main god is indeed sinister and wants to use Taiqing's hand to remove me... It's a pity that Taiqing is inaction, and the so-called law is indecisive, so if there is no prohibition, then it will not be corrected! Where will it make things difficult for me? Most of the time, it will only be interesting!"
Among the Three Pure Land, Taiqing Wuwei, and the world he opened up was not as strict as the causal law net as the Shushan World. The leader Chen, Yu Taiqing, was also the leader of the saint. Chen Ang was probably more convenient here.
After singing, Chen Ang saw a woodcutter wearing a bamboo hat, wearing a cloth robes, holding a steel axe from afar. He was suddenly stopped by a monkey halfway down the mountain. Each person and a monkey were talking endlessly. Chen Ang sighed a little bit, the world opened by Taiqing Zhenren, and the gods were above the human world, which was really not in line with his wishes.
In this world, the Shinto is superior to the human way, smelting, farming, and customs, and the gods are involved in it. I am afraid that it has deviated from the development trajectory of humanity, so that in the spring and autumn, woodcutters on the mountain use steel axes. This world where God interferes everywhere cannot be viewed by the common sense of the worlds where humanity prospers. I am afraid that the rise and fall of dynasties and the human way pattern will be affected by the Shinto.
The monkey in front of him was chattering for a long time. When he turned up the mountain, he saw a Taoist priest with a star-cloaked and jade-like face standing there, just looking out the mountain for a long time. The clouds between the peaks were churning and landing at the feet of the Taoist priests, floating like immortals. The monkey hurriedly went up and asked, "Old immortal! Old immortal! Disciple starts..."
Chen Ang looked at him with a smile, shook his head and said, "How come you call me a god when you meet others? Do you think I didn't hear it when you asked the woodcutter below?"
At this time, the monkey had no name, only a mixed number, called the Monkey King. Its scholar bowed and said, "Old God, since you have heard it, let me explain that I am a disciple who came to practice and visit Taoism in Donghai Aolai Kingdom. I heard that the woodcutter just now said that this is the Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai. There is a Patriarch Subhuti in the mountain, who is a successful old god. I will learn from the old god to be immortal?"
"I am not the Patriarch of Subhuti!" Chen Ang shook his head and said, "But I have also heard of his name. He has a cave on the mountain called the Three Star Cave of the Shake Moon. Because this name is related to a cult thousands of miles away in the West, I have never liked it, so I have no social relationships. I only heard that he sat down with many disciples, teaching me the ability to ask immortals to support phoenixes, ask for divination, replenish yin and yang, and harmonize women's breasts."
"How can you get into the real world of such fake practice?" Chen Ang looked at the monkey and shook his head and said, "Can you be willing to learn to eat human breasts and collect yin and nourish yang... I heard that apes and monkeys are lustful and lustful, and often become monsters with climate, and they go around to capture women with good colors everywhere. Some are called Shen Chungong, some are called Huahua Sanlang, and Zhou Jia, Bofu, are lustful and brave, and call themselves the Great Sage of Tongtian, the Great Sage of Monkey, and the Mother Monkey calls themselves the Old Mother of Mount Li... Do you want to learn them?"
The monkey said, "I dare not, I dare not... the disciple is a serious practitioner and dare not have these messy thoughts."
"Then what do you want to learn?" Chen Ang asked seriously.
The monkey bowed and said, "The disciple was originally a stone monkey in the mountains. He traveled and played all day long and ate flowers and fruits, and was so free and easy. After a long time, he saw that the old monkey in the mountains died and died, and realized that there was a great horror between life and death, so he developed the desire to seek the Tao forever. He came here from Ao Lai Country, just for immortality and for guidance."
"The art of immortality!" Chen Ang sighed: "The best person to eat fruit, the average official, and the lowest person to seek the truth. You come here... I want fish from wood, and I want fish from wood!"
When the monkey heard that Changsheng had three levels, he was the best, middle and lower. He tried to live for more than ten years, but he was just like a moon in the water and a flower in the mirror. After asking, he was overjoyed and kowtowed and asked, "Please help me!"
Chen Ang said: "When you go west to Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, there is a Taoist master Zhen Yuanzi. His family planted a ginseng fruit tree. If a person is destined to have the fruit, he will live 360 years old; if he eats one, he will live 47,000 years old. On that day, there are 3,600 peach trees where the Queen Mother Yaochi is located, and there are 1,200 peach trees in front, with small flowers and fruits, and ripening every three thousand years. After eating, he becomes an immortal. After eating, he becomes a ginseng tree. After eating, he becomes a ripening every six thousand years, he eats a ginseng and rises, and he will live forever. After eating, he has a ginseng tree, his tiny purple pattern and ripening every nine thousand years, he will live with heaven and earth, and the sun and moon are the same as the same as the Geng."
"There are also the Immortal Grass of the Earth, Polygonum multiflorum, ginseng, which are all good things to prolong life and become immortals after eating them."
The monkey was fascinated when he heard this, and his mind was swaying for a moment. He couldn't help himself. The monkey loved to eat peaches. He could still hold back such a good thing. He quickly asked: "Teacher taught me... how to eat that peach?"
"That's it!" Chen Ang hesitated, "Ordinary people... can't eat it, can't eat it! You have to wait for the Heavenly Court Banquet, and the Queen Mother and Jade Emperor invite the immortals from the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths to hold the Peach Banquet Holy Ceremony. Not only can ordinary people eat it... Only gods can eat it... So I said that after a moderate official, after entering the Immortal Classic, not only can he ascend to the Immortal Classic, he can not only be ascendant and immortal, but also participate in the Peach Banquet Feast. If you are lucky enough to eat a peach...what else can you learn? I will live with the sky immediately."
The monkey was a little confused. He calculated with his fingers: "Only gods can eat peaches? But aren't gods already immortal? If I want to eat peaches, I will become gods, but if I become a god, why are I still eating peaches? Those gods are immortal, they will eat peaches... Old gods... you are all confused!"
"What's so confused about this?" Chen Ang calculated to him: "It's like a mortal... If you want to be an official, you must first have an official to recommend it. If you have an official, you will be an official already! This is the one who has nothing to do with the official..."
"The gods don't need to eat peaches, they need to eat peaches, so he can't eat them!"
The monkey became furious and cursed: "What a bastard god, they all live forever! Why are they still snatching us peaches... Old god, where are the Wuzhuang Temple going?"
"Where are you doing?" Chen Ang asked, "But I want to ask for a ginseng fruit to eat?"
The monkey nodded and said, "This sky is so high that the Yaochi is so high that I am not capable of, how can I go there? It's better to be closer to Wuzhuang Temple. If the Zhenyuan Immortal is a kind family, I will ask him for a ginseng fruit to eat. If it's like those gods... I will steal one back. If I can steal two, I can still share half of your old man."
Chen Ang smiled and said, "Do you know how capable Zhen Yuanzi is, so he wants to steal other people's ginseng fruit to eat?"
"I'd better tell you how to become an official!" Chen Ang said, "Not to mention him in three disasters and nine difficulties. This is the heaven and earth coming to kill you. Just say that you want to become an official in Lingshan, Tianting, there will be countless disasters. Those with smaller officials, eight hundred kalpas, and those with larger officials, hundreds of millions of kalpas. If you want to be the Jade Emperor, then you need infinite disasters, with swords and axes, and thunder and fire, it's as hard as climbing to heaven!"
The monkey was so scared that he swallowed his breath and asked in horror: "Has the gods in the heavenly court all cultivated like this? How can there be so many gods in such suffering?"
"No!" Chen Ang smiled and said, "How can someone become an immortal in such a difficult situation?"
"Of course, it is to buy officials and sell officials, flatter and favor horses, support relatives and friends, or wait for gods to appreciate you, and support you to be a god, and also a good person on earth. After being reincarnated as a heavenly realm, go to heaven to be a boy and a jade girl, and sweep away the heavenly soldiers. If you are lucky enough to serve a god, and someone can reach out to pull you, you can be a god!"
"There is also to kill people and set fire, become a demon, train demon soldiers, build camps and patrol the mountains, and then wait for the gods in the sky to recruit you! In order to calm the situation, they will give you a small official with a sesame size, and you will become an immortal and a Buddha, and become an official!"
Looking at the stunned monkey, Chen Ang shook his head and said, "You are not good at this. Even if you are lucky enough to be a god, you will offend your colleagues, be framed, or violate the laws of heaven. If you kill the immortal platform, you should go to the world and practice for decades! I think you live in more than 300 years, and most of them will go to the world to be an official for a hundred years, and take care of the gods in the sky in various temples in the mortal world. Look for opportunities!"
The monkey left two souls and three souls, and three souls were dispersed. When Chen Ang heard him telling him the official scriptures of the Heavenly Court, he came to the mountain without knowing it. He saw a cave from afar. The atmosphere of the immortal family was very extraordinary. A stone tablet in his left hand wrote: Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Slanting Moon Three Star Cave!
The monkey knew that the place was here, but was not very happy.
It saw a boy standing at the entrance of the cave, but did not rush over. It just grabbed Chen Ang's clothes and asked, "This child is so handsome and accompanied by the gods. Can he become an immortal?"
Chen Ang looked over and calculated the boy's past and present life, saw through his internal organs, shook his head and said, "The common bones have not yet melted, and in the future, they are just Taoist priests with some skills, and they will not become immortals!"
The monkey rushed over and asked, "It's a nuisance to the fairy boy!"
The boy said seriously: "Are you the one who visited Dao? Why did you make me wait for you for so long? Go in with me to see the ancestor!"
The monkey confessed, "I am here to learn the art of immortality... I dare to ask the fairy child, may you become an immortal?"
"What are you talking nonsense... My ancestor's magical powers are greater than those of gods, but you, a monk who seeks Taoism and practices, want to become an immortal? It is easy to obtain magical powers, but hard to find a result... Can you still enter?"
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Chapter completed!