Chapter 231 Song Lizong, Wen Dou Haoran
"Where is Wang Hongyan? Where did he die?" Song Lizong walked around anxiously in the private room of Tianranju, as if he had extremely important things to deal with.
The king was angry, and the sea of blood was covered with corpses and blood. Song Lizong himself felt that this was the second time he had become so angry in his life. I remember that the last time he got angry was many years ago, and it was the time when the imperial concubine and the prince disappeared mysteriously. 2s
As for the remaining followers, they didn't dare to show off their anger. They all looked at Li Zong nervously, for fear that if they were not careful, they would end up falling to the ground.
"You, you, you, you three, hurry up and get Wang Hongyan, the dog." Song Lizong roared, holding the scroll tightly with his hands, his whole body trembled slightly, as if he had encountered something extremely excited.
"Master, Wang Hongyan is asking for a visit." As soon as the voice fell, heavy footsteps came from outside the door.
With a happy expression, Li Zong said in a deep voice: "Do you still know how to come back? Still think you are dead? Come in quickly, I have something extremely important for you to inquire, Li..."
Li...what..., Li Zong didn't say it, just because all his attention was attracted by the quiet young man at the door who was as quiet as a mountain and as elegant as the wind.
After staying up for a long time, Song Lizong waved his hand in a complicated expression and said, "Apart from Wang Hongyan and Li Haoran, you all retreat. Don't let anyone get close to this place."
"Yes!" Six guards who were over forty years old and quite windy and frosty withdrew in turn.
Li Haoran noticed their hands. The six people had big bones and calluses. Everyone had a standard knife around their waists. This was not the kind of knife used for decoration. The purple-black hilt showed that it was a thick-back machete that was specifically used to kill people.
When everyone passed by Li Haoran, they paused for a while and glanced at him with majestic eyes. When they stood, they were like a pine and cypress on the ground.
After a little attention, Li Haoran discovered that these people's martial arts were better than those of the top experts in the world, and they had the courage and murderous intent to survive through the battlefield and survived the sea of swords and fire.
The guards on the surface are like this, and the ones in secret are even more afraid to underestimate them. Suddenly, I remembered that the palace was the number one sect in the world in the past. Judging from the situation in front of me, it was no exaggeration.
Facing Song Lizong's excitement and incredible expression.
Li Haoran smiled calmly, took out a jar of wine from his hand like a magic trick, walked to the table in a cool way, poured a glass of wine and drank it intoxicatingly, and smiled and said, "In front of the fine wine and food, old man, what are you hesitating about?"
"Ha...haha...Old man? You are the first and only person in the world who dares to call me that. But I like it very much. I was about to find you, but I didn't expect you to come." Song Lizong looked at Wang Hongyan with satisfaction, sat at the table by himself, imitated Li Haoran's appearance, and drank a beautiful glass of wine.
"Old Wang, you can sit down too." Li Haoran looked at Wang Hongyan with a solemn expression. Although this person was an eunuch, no matter what, the thought of kindness always flowed in his blood. Such a person deserves respect from others.
Wang Hongyan was stunned for a moment. At the sign of Song Lizong, he thought about it and took a safe seat. Judging from his expression, he had no intention of being restrained at all. His straightforward and neat temperament won Li Haoran's favor.
Stop Song Lizong's words about to say, Li Haoran glanced at him and smiled and said, "Old man, you are really old. Even Mr. Wang can see my extraordinaryness. You are a key figure, but you are still as calm as a mountain. You are indeed a hero. You are extremely admired by the boy."
Song Lizong saw Wang Hongyan with an excited expression, and knew that he had already taken the lead and did what he had always wanted to do. He liked it very much. He forced himself to suppress the excitement in his heart and said tremblingly: "Okay, okay, okay... You are right. I am so dizzy that I almost missed this major happy event. I, I accept the punishment."
As soon as the voice fell, he had already drunk three cups in a row. His old face showed a flush of excitement, and a hint of water flashed in his eyes. He thought for a while, and didn't know where to start. After a moment, he laughed loudly: "We don't say anything else. I asked myself that my writing was outstanding, but after thinking for a long time, I still couldn't think of a perfect second couplet. I won't even be sorry for yourself, right?"
Li Haoran calmly smiled calmly and said, "Tsk? Men can't say that they can't do it. If you can't do it, it doesn't mean I can't do it."
Provocation, this is obviously a naked provocation.
A trace of lightning flashed in Song Lizong's eyes, and Li Haoran also narrowed his eyes.
Wang Hongyan rubbed his eyes hard, and he seemed to see a powerful current collide with each other in the eyes, although he didn't know what electricity was.
"Then tell me what is your lower couplet?" He narrowed his eyes slightly, and Song Lizong stared at Li Haoran with a smile. This kid seemed to be unrestrained, but in fact he was meticulous. He knew that he was deliberately adjusting the atmosphere.
"You claim to be romantic, but your words are so rude. I have many answers. Let's talk about someone who lets you, the well, see what is a real talent. Listen to it. The first couplet: smoke locks the willows in the pond, and the second couplet is: Cannon Zhenhai City Tower, tea and cook the spring in the wall, old man, what do you think?"
"The cannon, the city tower of the sea, the tea and cooking the clay and the spring are good, it's really good. I lost this game, but should it be my turn to set the questions now?" Song Lizong smiled and became more and more fond of Li Haoran.
Li Haoran smiled and said, "Even if I let the horse come over, I will follow it one by one. Don't talk about one, I don't care if I even have ten."
"This is what you said. If I only asked one question, it would be too contempt for you, a talented man. OK! I will not ask three questions for it!" Song Lizong smiled and said, "He was intrigued with his ministers all day in the court. Li Haoran was far from his opponents on conspiracy and tricks.
Li Haoran looked at Song Lizong who was owed to the face. He rolled his eyes and thought to himself: Shameless! Shameless, I want to know what shamelessness is. Now this guy is a typical case. But he has already said that it is hard to repent, so he pretended to be generous and said: "You can do something, I'll go ahead."
"Yes, I'm afraid it won't be difficult for you. I'll give you an intellectual vitality test." Song Lizong said with a smile.
"Intellectual vitality question? It's not a brain teaser! Want to test me? It's interesting." Li Haoran's eyes glowed, and he was inspired. He has been in this world for so long and hasn't played this one yet. I remember that he had played all kinds of occasions back then.
"One of them is not exciting, you can ask three questions in a row! How can such a small thing stump me?" Li Haoran rolled up his cuffs, as if he was going to do something big.
Song Lizong picked up his wine glass and smiled, "What cloth can't be cut? What fish can't be eaten? What fish can't die?"
Li Haoran was stunned again, sitting there blankly, but his heart was filled with joy: My God! If it were the 21st century, anybody could answer it, but it actually appeared here. Is this so-called gap between the times?
"What! Could it be that you can't answer?" Song Lizong looked at Li Haoran in amazement and was very proud.
When he came to his senses, Li Haoran seemed listless and sighed a long time ago, saying, "It's not that I can't answer it, but I'm unhappy? You spent all your time thinking, and I thought you would come up with some in-depth questions, but you had such a simple question, which was simply an insult to my level."
"Oh? Then tell me." Wang Hongyan's eyes lit up and she caught Li Haoran's words. Because Emperor Lizong had used this question to stump many people in the world who claim to be literary talent and esoteric, but he still has no answer, so he couldn't help but feel interested.
Li Haoran sighed again and suddenly read it quickly: "The waterfalls on the mountain cannot be cut, and wooden fish cannot be eaten. Raw raw fish is called raw fish, and dead raw fish is also called raw fish. How about it?"
"It's really amazing, haha..." Song Lizong clapped his hands, felt relieved, and laughed. Wang Hongyan also showed such a bitter smile.
"It's impolite to come but not to go. I'll test you a question." Li Haoran said with a smile: "What do you often come, but you have never really come?"
"Tomorrow!" Song Lizong pondered for a while, said with no time to think, and said with a smile: "It's not difficult."
Li Haoran was really surprised this time. It seems that Emperor Lizong is really a little frustrated, not as unbearable as the rumors outside.
"I have another question, but I'm afraid that you will hurt your self-esteem and you will be angry." Li Haoran leaned on the back of the chair and squinted his eyes, with a smirk on his face.
"Do you know what you like to ask why?" Li Haoran made extraordinary moves.
Song Lizong lowered his head and pondered for a while, shook his head and said, "I can't answer, what exactly is it?"
"Pig..." Li Haoran tried his best to hold back his smile.
"Why?"
"It's a pig..." Li Haoran tried his best to hold back his smile and repeated it.
"Why is a pig?"
"Because pigs like it, they always ask why!" Li Haoran laughed.
Wang Hongyan was watching the audience, and had already seen the reason, and couldn't help but chuckled.
Song Lizong was unhappy and thought to himself: Is my IQ worse than Wang Hongyan? I couldn't help but say: "Hongyan, you say. Why is this?"
"This...this...this...this...this...this...this...this...this start." Wang Hongyan stayed for a long time and did not dare to give the answer.
Song Lizong thought about it for a moment, suddenly realized and couldn't help laughing. He said, "It's interesting, interesting. I haven't been so happy in so many years."
"Yes, life is full of flowers and trees, and I have been young for ten years. There is no hurdle in the world that cannot be overcome. After the joke, the main business will come to the stage. Let's talk about the matter between us now!" Li Haoran smiled for a while, his face darkened, and he became Bao Longtu in awe.
"This..." Emperor Lizong of Song Dynasty, Wang Hongyan looked at each other and speechlessly.
This kid just smiled, but how could he change his face? It's a little too fast! But since he has already started the topic, he has to take the initiative.
Chapter completed!