The second piece of baby is an unknown piece of blue metal, about the size of a steamed bun. Zhang Sen picked it up and found it was very light, so he used an identification magnifying glass to identify:

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Item: Unsmelted light gold

Material: Light gold

Function: [Anti-reducing] [Accelerating]

Year: 300 million years

Value: 2 million points

Producer: Brahma

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This is a good material. If you go to a world where you can cultivate immortality in the future, it may have unexpected effects when you use it to create magic weapons.

Zhang Sen was a little moved, but he still did not choose Light Gold immediately, but looked at the third treasure.

The third treasure is an eyeball. This eyeball seems to be taken from the biological eye, but the specific history cannot be seen, and it looks more like a handicraft. He began to identify:

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Item: Eye of Asura

Material: Eyeball

Function: [Mayer] [Soldier Control]

Year: three hundred years

Value: 6 million points

Producer: Moyer

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After reading the attributes, Zhang Sen asked: "Professor Su, what does Maya mean in Indian mythology?"

"Mayah means illusion, and there is also an Asura named Maya among the Asuras. He is a craftsman among the Asuras. It is said that the things he made are better than those of the craftsman god." Professor Su replied.

Zhang Sen picked up the eyeball and said to Indra: "King of the Gods, I have chosen it, just this eyeball!"

"No problem!" Indra nodded indifferently.

Zhang Sen walked to Qingjin at this time and asked, "King of the Gods, what do I have to pay if I still want this piece of metal?"

"If you can take out something that makes me laugh, I will give you that metal!" Indra replied with his head raised.

Actually, he had nothing he wanted, but he was very satisfied with what Zhang Sen exchanged with him, so he didn't mind continuing to exchange with Zhang Sen. It was just that it was his turn to make the conditions this time.

Zhang Sen thought about it and it was really difficult to make Indra laugh.

Beauty?

A magic weapon?

Gold, silver and treasure?

Several options suddenly appeared in Zhang Sen's head. The problem was that although these things might be something Indra likes, it does not mean that he would laugh endlessly when he got these things.

etc!

He suddenly found himself in a misunderstanding of thinking, why must it be something physical?

It has not been long since Brahma created the world, and Indra has just been born not long ago. Although he is born with extraordinary wisdom, Indra is actually just a child.

Indra is not like our generation. He has been honed by various jokes and comedies with extremely high laugh points. Perhaps his laugh points are very low?

Zhang Sen took out a piece of paper and immediately wrote in Sanskrit:

A wooden boat capsized.

A group of people drifted to an isolated island and sent people out to investigate back. The report said: "There is good news and bad news. Which one should I listen to first?"

Everyone said, "Let's hear bad news first."

The investigator said: "The bad news is that no food was found, only cow shit."

Everyone asked: "What about the good news?"

The investigator replied: "The good news is... there is a lot of cow shit."

After Zhang Sen finished writing, he handed the paper to Indra. Indra looked down at him inexplicably. After reading it, he was confused at first, but suddenly he seemed to understand the meaning of the story with a flash of inspiration, and then he burst into laughter, making his whole body tremble constantly.

"Hahahaha, Zhang Senneng, your wisdom makes me...hahahaha... admire that piece of metal is...hahahaha...youth!" Indra said while laughing.

Zhang Sen thanked Indra and then went to the safe to deposit the light gold. He found that exchanges do not have to be exchanged in physical matters, but in fact they can also be exchanged with knowledge. And no matter what the world will eventually become, it will be difficult for him to return to this world when he is lost in the future.

The world is still very primitive now, so should we do an experiment?

Zhang Sen walked to the fourth treasure and took out the identification magnifying glass for identification:

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Item: The Feather of the Condor

Material: Feather

Function: [Speedy] [Flying]

Year: 7,153 years

Value: 600,000 points

Producer: The Eagle

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After reading the identification results, he looked back at Indra who was still smiling and asked, "King of the Gods, I want to get this feather. Do you have any requirements?"

"Hahahaha, if you can give me a story that is funny than this, I will give it to you." After answering the answer, the King of Gods looked at the joke on the paper, and couldn't help laughing again.

This is a joke too low.

Zhang Sen looked at Indra and felt speechless, but when he thought about it carefully, he felt that it was normal. After all, no one would think of all kinds of funny stories in this era.

The most important thing is that Indra has not yet experienced all kinds of jokes and comedy, so it is normal to have low laugh points.

It would be a strange thing to laugh at if this is the case.

Zhang Sen took out the paper and pen, thought about it and wrote a story again.

He handed the story to Indra, and after reading it, Indra really couldn't open his eyes again.

"King of the Gods, since the exchange has ended, I will leave first." Zhang Sen said with a smile as he looked at Indra who was still smiling.

Indra signaled him to be casual, and then continued to laugh at the joke.

Shortly after Zhang Sen left, Indra's entourage was a little curious about what was written on the paper. A entourage quietly walked behind Indra who was still laughing. After reading the story, he also laughed with him.

Indra found that someone seemed to be happier to laugh with him, so he asked all the followers to come and see him, and then everyone laughed together, and the whole palace was filled with their laughter.

About half an hour later, Vishnu walked in from outside the palace and saw Indra and others laughing constantly. So he stepped forward and asked curiously. Indra stuffed the paper into his hands. He looked curious and then became one of the members of the Laughing Army.

Zhang Sen left Indra's palace and returned to Earth directly using the door of home. Next, he decided to copy some classic works to use as items for trading.

For example, "The Investiture of the Gods", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Journey to the West", etc. He was a little curious about whether these works would have an impact on the Indian mythical world. The Indian mythical world is still a cultural desert area. Except for Brahmins and Kshatriya, humans in the human world know some Sanskrit, most people are illiterate at all. The gods are born with the ability to sever the text and read, and his target customers are naturally also the gods.

Originally, he had to work hard to find a way to trade, but if it could arouse the interest of the gods, he might be able to turn around and ask the gods to trade with him.

In the next week, he first copied the classic works of Sanskrit, and then asked the printing factory to make a batch of books.

He also took the time to catch a wind-fly wolf as his mount.

When he returned to the Indian world through the lost gate, he found several Asuras laughing not far away. These Asuras were obviously here to stare at him, but for some reason, they actually laughed in a ball.

"It was Indra who spread the two jokes, right?"

Zhang Sen guessed in his heart, and then hurriedly left the place so as not to be discovered by those Asuras.

In fact, except for humans and a few weak creatures in this world, most creatures are much stronger than Zhang Sen, especially the gods and Asuras. They are born with extremely powerful strength, just like the demons and witch tribes in the prehistoric world, and even the minions are not comparable to Zhang Sen now.

However, Zhang Sen also has his own trump card. As long as he no longer encounters Asuras of the Asura level, although ordinary Asuras still cannot beat them, there is no problem with running away.

He has a ruler in his heart. If the strength of Asura King is converted to the prehistoric world, it is an existence at the level of the ancestor witch. Unless he uses the reversal hammer to hit the opponent's "life" attribute and directly reverse the opponent to death, he has no chance of winning.

He was worried along the way and was secretly ruthless. When he got the benefits of this world, he would teach the Asuras a big lesson sooner or later before leaving.

He only relaxed a little after entering the heavens, then placed the cage on the grass and said, "Wind God, I brought the mount you want, please come out and see you!"

About a minute later, a gust of wind blew over, forming a look of Fayou, with tears in the corner of his eyes.

"I have met Master Zhang Sen!" He saluted to Zhang Sen.

Zhang Sen quickly spoke, "Wait, Feng Shen, why do you call me Venerable?"

"Venice, your wisdom has spread throughout the three realms. Everyone admires your wisdom. Everyone can't help but smile happily after seeing it. This is really supreme wisdom, so everyone thinks you are a wise Venerable." Fayou replied with a smile in his hand.

After hearing this, Zhang Sen was speechless and inexplicably promoted to Venerable. The reason was that he wrote two jokes, what the hell is going on?

He suppressed the desire to complain and smiled: "Wind God, please see if you are satisfied with this mount. If you are not satisfied, I will find other mounts for you. This is a rushing wolf with a rushing speed, which is just in line with your requirements."

"Satisfied, I'm very satisfied. Does Venerable Zhang Sen have any other stories? I'm willing to exchange it with the cold north wind!" Fa You said at this time.

Zhang Sen immediately took out a copy of "The Romance of the Gods" from the dimension safe and said, "There is a long story, I wonder if it's enough?"

"Long story, then use it to exchange it!" Fayou agreed immediately.

Then he took out a ball of yellow light and a ball of blue and white light and said, "Honor Zhang Sen, this is the warm wind and the cold wind, please keep it."

"How to use this?" Zhang Sen took the light ball and asked in confusion.

Fayou replied: "You just need to put them in the weapons, and when you wave the weapons, you can create warm winds and cold winds. I'll leave first!"

He picked up the iron cage and turned into wind and left immediately, obviously he could not wait to see Zhang Sen's long story.
Chapter completed!