[010] I lied to you without negotiating(1/2)
Ma Xiaoquan let go, and Dong Zhuo rushed around and beat him around.
It's no wonder that Ma Xiaoquan was caught by the fireman. It's really hard for Dong Zhuo to endure it for so long.
After finally destroying the flames on his body, Dong Zhuo asked Ma Xiaoquan in a slightly embarrassed manner and said, "So Grand Immortal, this assassin..."
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and said, "Where are any assassins? I just said casually. Look, it makes you nervous. Go and change your clothes first."
Dong Zhuo nodded, hurriedly pulled Lu Bu and escaped from the side hall.
Dong Zhuo's personal guard saw that his master ran away, and hurriedly rolled out.
Seeing that Dong Zhuoyi had run away, Ma Xiaoquan slowly shouted to Fang Liang: "Come out, don't hide, there is no one anymore."
The words were already shouted, but there was still no movement on the beam.
Ma Xiaoquan thought about it, oh, he just shouted in Mandarin, and the assassin did not appear, didn’t he understand?
When he was in college, Ma Xiaoquan had several good friends. According to ancient times, these good friends were all from the Central Plains. In ancient times, the Central Plains often referred to Henan, Anhui, and Shanxi.
It’s been a while since I came to this era. When I talked to the old man Wang Yun, Ma Xiaoquan had almost figured out the dialect routine.
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan learned the local dialect and shouted: "Come down, there is no one here."
Sure enough, after this sound, a yi silk sound came from the beam.
Ma Xiaoquan was happy, hurried forward, looked up, and continued to shout, "Come down, there is no one else except me."
At this moment, a figure suddenly jumped out of the beam of the room. Before Ma Xiaoquan could react, he felt a slight swelling in his chest.
"Well"
Ma Xiaoquan took a step back and immediately covered his chest.
Looking closely, something made a big hole about 3 inches long on his chest.
"Damn it" Ma Xiaoquan was angry and came to him.
Since I traveled to this era, I have been hit by a knife or a sword one after another. If it weren't for my immortality, I would have died long ago.
The fire on Ma Xiaoquan's body had not yet been extinguished, and the blood in the injured area had not yet come out, and the fire had evaporated.
The severe pain came, and Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but grin.
At this moment, the flames on his body suddenly gathered and gathered at Ma Xiaoquan's injured chest as if he had received a command. In an instant, the injured area emitted a series of burning smells of "stinging pricks". In a few breaths, the blood on the injured area had stopped. However, at this moment, the fire on Ma Xiaoquan's body was extinguished.
"Eh?" Ma Xiaoquan was happy.
Although Ma Xiaoquan was not worried about his injuries, the wound would still hurt if he did not undergo hemostatic bandage. Although the bleeding has been temporarily stopped, there is a scar that is not very elegant.
"When the solution is done, I have to eat an egg to restore it."
While hesitating, Ma Xiaoquan saw the figure and ran quickly towards the door.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and hurriedly followed.
Somehow, I suddenly felt full of strength, and even ran much faster than usual, but I felt different, and my lower body was surprisingly cool.
He couldn't care about so much. Just as this figure was about to snatch the door, Ma Xiaoquan pounced on it, pressed the figure, and then pressed it against him with his own body.
"Let you run for me." Ma Xiaoquan proudly suppressed the figure, and then turned the figure over without even looking at it.
While turning over, Ma Xiaoquan did not forget to grab the front of the man's clothes.
Because the man was pressed, he grabbed his hands and grabbed something with his hands. Without thinking, he grabbed it and didn't let go.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't pay attention to this. After all, his lower body didn't feel much. He just felt like he was pulling the front of the man's shirt, and he felt that his chest was soft like a woman.
Ma Xiaoquan was also curious, so he pulled hard.
"Spit" sounded, and suddenly, two unripe little white rabbits were exposed to themselves.
"Damn it" Ma Xiaoquan was frightened and quickly let go.
He wanted to stand up, but as soon as he moved, he found that his life root was being grabbed by something.
Looking down, the man's hands were shaking, grasping his life.
Ma Xiaoquan was a little dizzy and hurriedly said, "Where are you catching it?"
The man in black looked at it, let out a shy voice, quickly let go, kicked Ma Xiaoquan away, then stood up in panic, closed his shirt, looked at Ma Xiaoquan hatefully, and rushed out of the door.
"Female..." Ma Xiaoquan's hands were claw-shaped, as if he was still savoring, "Female?"
After Dong Zhuo pulled Lu Bu and led his guards out of the side hall, he ran straight away until he was exhausted and stopped panting.
"Feng...Feng is my son..." Dong Zhuo was so angry, "This...This is the immortal..."
Lu Bu's physical strength is much better than Dong Zhuo, who is as fat as a pig. After running this distance, it was 3,000 meters for Dong Zhuo, but for himself, it was only 50 meters.
Lu Bu said in a serious look: "My foster father, I heard that the Supreme Immortal has lived for thousands of years. If the Adopted Father can ask the Supreme Immortal for the method of immortality, wouldn't it be..."
Dong Zhuoyi heard that he was still out of breath when he didn't care about himself, and hurriedly said, "Hurry...go and invite me...please go and be the immortal..."
Lu Bu turned back to the side hall to look for Ma Xiaoquan. When he arrived at the side hall, he found Ma Xiaoquan standing blankly, not knowing what he was thinking.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan stood naked and stood still, so what Lu Bu saw was a naked "Shangxian Lord".
Lu Bu paused, stepped forward and bowed to Ma Xiaoquan: "Sir Shangxian."
Ma Xiaoquan did not respond.
"Sir, Master Shangxian" Lu Bu shouted again.
"Hmm?" Ma Xiaoquan came to his senses, "Oh, it's Fengxian? What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Lu Bu said: "The adoptive father is in love with the immortal."
Ma Xiaoquan said with a whisper and said, "Don't worry, I will find a perfect dress for me first."
Lu Bu secretly looked at Ma Xiaoquan's words, compared them with his own, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes."
......
This time, Dong Zhuo was obviously different from the previous time. First of all, the fat man Dong made a completely 80° turn in terms of attitude.
During the meal, Dong Zhuo personally picked up food and poured wine for Ma Xiaoquan, and said "Sir, please," and the sentence on the right, "Sir, please, please," and the sentence on the right, "Sir, please, don't be polite." He was a complete daddy, but his daddy looked a bit terrifying.
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan didn't eat much. He just ate a boiled egg and recovered the wound on his chest. As for other dishes, it would be fine if Dong Zhuo was present. Judging from Dong Zhuo's appearance, he wanted to vomit what he had just eaten...
If you have nothing to do, you will either be traitor or steal.
This is right, so Ma Xiaoquan stopped the "good intention" of the fat man Dong and said directly: "Taiwei, let's get straight to the point, what do you want to do?"
Dong Zhuo's expression was a little unhappy when he heard this, but due to the discussion with Lu Bu before, Dong Zhuo decided to suppress the unhappiness and said with a smile: "Sir, the Supreme Immortal, don't know anything. This Taiwei should not sit for a long time. If you sit for a long time, you will have trouble breathing. This Taiwei wants..."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and thought to himself, you are talking nonsense. Your figure is bigger than a pig. If you sit down on your butt, you will definitely hold your breath.
"This Taiwei wants to... seek a good recipe from Lord Shangxian."
"A good recipe?"
Dong Zhuoyi heard this and thought there was a chance, so he hurriedly said, "That's it, it's a good recipe for this Taiwei to sit and breathe smoothly."
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he understood in his heart that you, an old thief, aren’t you actually want a good recipe for breathing smoothly. It’s true that you want to live forever? Okay, then you, Ma, I will tease you.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and felt a little embarrassed: "Oh, this... You want to say that you should prolong your life and be a good recipe for immortality. I really have it, but I breathe smoothly. Oh, I have to think about it carefully, is there any?"
Dong Zhuoyi heard this and hurriedly said, "No, it doesn't matter, immortality, longevity, and that one can prolong life, and that one can do it."
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said nothing.
Who is Dong Zhuo? The Grand Marshal of the dynasty? No matter how stupid he is, he still knows why Ma Xiaoquan is silent at this moment.
Dong Zhuo slapped his hands and slapped twice.
In an instant, the servants carried gold, silver and jewelry upwards.
Ma Xiao was stunned when he saw so many gold, silver and jewelry for the first time, but soon, he returned to his calmness and continued to watch Dong Zhuo's performance with cold eyes.
After putting in 8 large boxes and 9 large baskets of gold, silver and jewelry, Dong Zhuo couldn't help but twitch his eyelids. You know, these things were plundered by the world's infamy, and he didn't have time to play with them.
Dong Zhuo looked at Ma Xiaoquan with a little pride, but unexpectedly, Ma Xiaoquan didn't even look at it, and chewed the chicken legs on his own.
"This..." Dong Zhuo was a little angry, but given the "angry" "spell" that had seen Ma Xiaoquan before, Dong Zhuo stopped.
"Is the immortal not satisfied with these gold, silver and jewelry?"
Ma Xiaoquan smiled without saying a word and continued to chew on the chicken legs.
Dong Zhuoyi slapped his head and thought to himself, I am a man, and this immortal is also a man. If I like women, I don’t believe that you, this immortal, don’t like women? Damn, in order to live forever, I have made every effort.
Thinking of this, Dong Zhuoyi gritted his teeth and gave Lu Bu a wink.
Lu Bu understood, nodded, and immediately left the banquet living room.
Before the incense was over, Lu Bu came back proudly. At the same time, he was following a girl wearing a veil on the head of the brigade.
"Hahaha..." Dong Zhuo quickly greeted him, and pulled a girl over without even looking at him, and said to Ma Xiaoquan: "Super Immortal, hehe, please see, this woman is very beautiful. I brought her from Xiliang. Now I will give her to the Super Immortal and let her serve the Super Immortal very much..."
Dong Zhuo said, yi pulled off the gauze from the girl's head.
"Wow..." Ma Xiaoquan's yi formation exclaimed.
Indeed, the girl in front of me looks only thirteen or fourteen years old, but her body has basically developed and mature, coupled with her pitiful expression, makes people want to embrace the love that is so full of love in my arms.
To be continued...