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Chapter 1 Nonsense Life

The old saying goes, life and death come from fate, wealth and honor come from heaven, which means that the fate of a human being cannot be changed.

For example, if you are born in a family, whether you are poor or rich, and your life will be good or bad in the future, you will be carried with you in the womb.

Like me, my life is not bad.

Born in 1938 in a small village deep in the mountains of Northeast China, my birthday was my father's death.

On the day my mother was about to give birth, he insisted on going up the mountain to trap roe deer as if he was trying his life. However, the roe deer was not trapped. He was killed by the blind bear and returned in pieces. His front foot was carried into the yard, and I cried out loud, not knowing if this was the result of my crying.

Anyway, everyone in the village said that I was the reincarnation of the Sangmen Star and I was killed!

I don't care about this, I don't know what he looks like, he left me with just one name.

My surname is Wang, and my family is so poor that it can't resist my dear father's ambition, so he gave me a great name, Wang Fugui.

It is still unclear whether to be rich or not, but the behavior of the Sangmenxing is becoming more and more obvious!

At the age of four, my neighbor Aunt Sang hugged me and kissed me in the face. The next day, he actually swallowed on the kang.

When I was eight years old, I went to the river to take a bath with a few kids. When the water surged in the Yaohe River, the yellow water rushed over. Three of the four people were gone. Only two slept stones were stuck. Not only did I not hurt, I also hugged a big carp that was fainting and laughed.

It was even more evil at the age of twelve. He caught up with the desolate mountain. He hadn't seen any meat for a few months, so he turned his mind to the sacrifice of the mountain god.

Unexpectedly, when I went there, the sacrifice was almost cut and lost. No one dared to take the left cow head. It was the offering of the three animals. Others were afraid that they would be blamed by the mountain god if they took it, but I didn't care about that, and I took it home and gave it to me.

Unexpectedly, the families who moved the sacrifices died one after another. They killed the tower and killed the mountain, killed the evil, and hung them to death. They only took a piece of peach crisp and didn't run away. Only I, who had eaten the cow's head, had nothing to do!

After fighting, I found that I had awakened a talent: Clean the street!

Wherever I go, no one will be there. No matter the big market on the first day of the New Year or the Lantern Festival lanterns, as soon as I arrive, the whole street immediately takes horses and people will leave. If the trouble is not good, someone will report the number: "The star of the Sangmen is here, run away!"

Speaking of this, some friends should have been unable to help but give a thumbs up and praise "Oh," right?

That's right, my fate is so strange. I was born in war and grew up in the mountains. I was led by a widow, beat the thief Li's chicken, touched the Liu's dog, and ran around the village, showing off my power among the neighbors!

Anyway, in the village of Kaoshan Village, you just grab someone and ask, how is Wang Fugui? The person keeps the custody and glares at you fiercely, and then spits hard: "What are you talking about? Isn't it bad luck?"

Okay, after saying so much, what exactly is my best fate like? Do you think you have a solid foundation?

Hehe, I tell you, you don’t know what my mother is doing yet!

You must have heard of the saying of the Southern Mao and Northern Horse?

Let’s not mention Nanmao for now. This northern horse does not refer to a person with the surname Ma, but a business, and outside the pass, it is called a horse fairy.

To put it bluntly, people who support wild immortals at home and rely on the protection of the immortals to show off and ask questions for others, commonly known as the dance god!

The five great immortals outside the pass, including Hu, Yellow, White, Willow and Ash, each with their own abilities.

No matter which immortal you are offering, as long as the master of the sect in the hall has a Taoist practice and has a few obedient guardians under your hands, you should be more sincere and filial, not just call the wind and rain, find a cat for the Zhang family, find a dog for the Liu family, or pinch it with a handful, so naturally there is no shortage of food and clothing.

If you want to ask which family my mother is offering, then you really ask!

The old man offered a general education. In addition to the five great immortals, such as demons, ghosts, tigers, leopards, jackals... Let's say that, if you can point out the famous and surnamed, my mother's immortal list is full of all the houses. Even the back of the wooden stake used to chop firewood in the yard is engraved with a line of big words: The position of the Lord of the True Lord of the Ten Thousand Spirits of Laoshan!

But if something happens, let her invite an old fairy to show it to you, um, don’t think so!

Yes, no one can invite that kind!

But don't underestimate my mother. My mother has unique skills and can change her voice. No matter whether she is a cat, a dog barking, a wolf howling, or a tiger roaring, she really looks like anything she learns.

I really can't invite Xian'er, but I can't resist her being able to act.

Even if you are a mature person, you can see through the various aspects of life, if you don’t know the foundation, you can’t see through her acting skills!

Life is like a play, it all depends on that acting skill, right?

But even such a magnificent woman, the only woman who loves me, can't resist my destiny, and I was defeated by me when I just turned 18!

As she was about to come, she held my hand tightly, looked unwilling, and signaled me desperately, asking me to put my ears in front of her, as if there was something important to explain.

My heart was shocked at that time!

Could it be... Could it be that my mother is actually the daughter of a wealthy family?

I escaped from marriage and went to this place where birds do not shit. I was about to leave, but I was willing to reveal the truth and asked me to go to the wealthy families in the city to recognize my ancestors?

Or is she actually a direct disciple of a hidden sect?

In order to cover up, I hid in this small village where birds do not shit. Now I have to pass on the secret book she had treasured for many years to me, a little bastard. Uh, no, I am the only son, so as not to have that shocking unique skill that will be cut off?

I quickly leaned over and put my ears on her lips: "Mom, if you don't explain anything, just say, don't be afraid that I can't bear it, I'm so brave!"

"Woooooooooooo...ahhhh..."

My mother whined, and my short eyebrows were twisted into a twist, and I couldn't understand what she was talking about!

Then I felt a sharp pain in my ears, and I was about to be bitten off!

"Oh, my mother, you can just say it if you want to say it, but if you don't say it, why are you biting me?"

"Little bastard, you're blocking my mouth..."

Halfway through the conversation, she returned to her anger. She let out a joke, her head tilted, and she passed away.

I immediately felt sad, and pounced on her and hugged her tightly, shaking her desperately with all her strength: "Oh my mother, why are you leaving like this? Wait a moment, don't you say anything!"

What a pity, I was confused and didn't wake her up. The little hope that emerged from the bottom of my heart was gone, and I cried so heartbrokenly!

When I cried until the end, I couldn’t even make a fuss about it. Is it because I cried without a mother, no relative in the world, or the rich life without a place!

No matter how you cry, you have to do the funeral.
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