Chapter 5 Hu's Grandma
It won’t work if you want to run again now. This thing is like a wild dog. If you hit it and want to run, it can chase you ten streets behind. The faster it runs, the more fierce it bites!
The only way is to scare it, just like bent down to pick up a stone to scare a wild dog...
I cleared my throat: "Ye, where are the beasts from? Don't be ungrateful. I have the means to repay kindness, revenge, and weigh the rules. If you hurt your life, you will be unable to let you go!"
When it comes to pretending, I am the first in the village. I dug up graves and kicked the widows' doors and played tantrums all over the street for more than ten years. If I had no such ability, I would have been in a place where I was very cold.
When this guy heard this, he stopped singing. He opened his mouth and giggled at me: "Oh, the little boy is quite arrogant."
His smile made my backbone explode!
Not to mention the coquettish voice and cold movement, the white fangs alone are enough to make people tremble.
Before I could speak, he smiled sinisterly, "It's okay to want an explanation. First, bring a bowl of slurry for my aunt, and I'll give you an explanation."
When I saw that there was a door, I quickly waved to the door.
The outside of the door also calmed down now. Everyone stared at us, even the people from the land reclamation team were no exception. Seeing me signaling, the village chief hurriedly asked someone to bring in old wine, cooked chicken, and tobacco pot. They were originally prepared for Xu Laoxian, but now they were given to me.
I poured him a bowl of wine, but my eyes didn't leave him for a moment.
After pouring the wine, I took five steps back and looked at him coldly.
He slowly sniffed the smell of wine, revealing a hint of intoxication, and tasted it lightly, and then he whipped his mouth in satisfaction. Then he whipped his mouth in one breath. His virtue was like he hadn't been drunk for many years.
After drinking, he wiped his mouth and threw the bowl on the table. With a bang, the wine bowl was circled on the table. It took a long time to squeak and it took him a while to put it into practice. He didn't speak. The inside and outside of the house were quiet, and the silence was so silence that it made people feel nervous!
After stretching for a while, he said, "It's true, because you are still filial, I'll let you die and shine..."
"It's just a wonder, your dead mother ruined the feng shui of my aunt. It's not good to bury it? It's necessary to bury it on my aunt's territory. You two are proud of your kindness, so you dare to make ground on Tai Sui's head and pee at my aunt's door?"
The more he spoke, the more fierce his tone became. In the end, the movement sounded like a steel knife scraping the bones!
When he heard what he said, the door suddenly exploded. Some of them slapped their thighs and fired their hindsights were all pointing at me from behind. Some of them didn't care that my mother was not in the mourning period and started cursing on the spot.
But I didn't have the heart to pay attention to them now, and I didn't care about being afraid anymore, and I began to wonder in my heart.
It turns out that this guy is coming for me?
It's not right. She has chosen my mother's grave for a long time. She may not have the ability to talk about it, but there are not a hundred or eighty-year-old cemeteries in the past few decades. She will never look at the edge of the fox cave!
Even though I knew he was talking, I decided to rub it first: "If I say that, the fairy blamed me, and I was not defeated at all..."
"It's better to do this. I won't choose a day. I will go to move my mother's grave early in the morning, and then erect a monument in front of the fairy's cave. During the New Year Festival, there is no shortage of you. I will also offer you the daily expenses. What do you think?"
For a wild fox, the conditions I have put forward are already generous enough. It is okay to pay attention to the daily expenses of offering sacrifices during the New Year. The erecting monuments in front of the mansion is the standard for worshiping gods and Buddhas. The incense of ordinary people can make a wild fairy have great progress. I, a horse fairy who carries the hall, have no Taoism, and are hundreds of times better than ordinary people. This treatment is better than the old fairy in my house!
But he didn't show any joy: "Auntie's cave..."
While pondering, I saw the yellow hair on his cheeks gradually grow, and the vertical pupils suddenly appear in his eyes, which clearly showed that the evil appearance had been revealed.
I was even more suspicious. I wanted to know whether a person was entangled by wild paths. The most obvious thing was to look at the skin. Just like the evil ones, their eyes were dull and there was no trace of human color on their faces. Most of the blue ones were Hu, yellow, and those who turned white were either Qingfeng or Yanhun, and those who turned black were Liu. Chang. Most of these two families were poisonous, and they could immediately reflect the skin.
The most dangerous thing is to reveal the true appearance of animals, such as fangs, claws, and fur. These are called evil appearances. Once these characteristics are exposed, it means that the person on the upper body has already developed sex, which often means that he will never die.
Although the person in front of me was trying hard to suppress it, my eyes were so poisonous. The room was bright again, so I still saw it clearly.
I don't know what sentence poked his lung tube. As expected, it's not enough to do it now, unless...
I was thinking about it, but he picked up the cigarette puddle on the table and knocked it, stuffed it with tobacco, and then looked at me with his mouthpiece in his mouth.
Anyone who has some vision knows that this is asking me to go up and light a cigarette.
I took out a box of foreign fire, and handed it on it.
He leaned over and lit the cigarette, but as soon as the tobacco was tinkering, he suddenly blew a breath of air!
"puff!"
The lit tobacco was blown up and turned into a bunch of sparks and sprayed towards me!
Fortunately, I saw through the clues and guarded him against him. I turned sideways to avoid Mars and swept the whip towards his waist. After all, I had already accumulated strength in the dark for a while, and the whip sounded like a whip!
The whip slammed into his claw that was stumbled towards my chest!
A force that seemed to be a bull's strength came, which immediately shocked me and staggered backwards!
But he didn't want to go, and he was smashed and grinned, covering his claws.
That's right, I just thought about it. I started to do it halfway through the talks. The only possibility is that he didn't want to negotiate terms with me at all. Everything pretended to be just to let me relax my vigilance so that he could take the opportunity to attack!
This is my life!
I waved the whip of the gods, whipped my palms to make drums, and didn't dare to stop in my mouth: "The little whip is one foot and three, and the colorful ribbon is tied to it, like the trident in Erlang's palm, and the Qiankun circle in Nezha's hand..."
After singing a few sentences, I stopped strikingly. When I looked at him again, my eyes turned different!
"Hehe... OK, you little bastard, pretending to be an old man and coming to my house. You are looking for death!"
At this time, my movements were even more harsh than his. I shook my shoulders and emitted a faint musk smell all over my body. My whole body looked much taller than before. Wherever I could beat Chu Xianming, who was tall and big!
There was a scream outside the door: "Li Dapufan's leader!"
"Hu San's grandma is here!"
Chapter completed!