Chapter 172 Turn over when telling jokes!
Han Tao hurried forward quickly and bowed to Zhang Jiao and saluted: "Greetings to General God."
Zhang Jiao waved his hand to stop Han Tao's actions: "Okay, there is no one else. Brothers, don't mess with so many vulgar rituals. Let's go and have a meal together."
Han Tao hurriedly responded: "I am not qualified to have dinner with you."
When Zhang Jiao heard this, he was displeased and said angrily: "What, you, the coach Qu, are not qualified to have dinner with me? What should I do with the other brothers?"
Han Tao pretended to have just woken up and responded awkwardly: "I, I'm just promoted by you, and I'm still a little uncomfortable with it."
Zhang Jiao smiled and patted Han Tao on the shoulder: "It's okay, get used to it slowly, let's go."
Han Tao looked at Bo Cai and responded to Zhang Jiao: "I still want to stay and take care of Bo Cai Qu Shuai, I..."
Zhang Jiao said with some reproach, "Look at you, you just finished speaking, and you forgot it? You have to do whatever your identity is. You, the coach of Qu, are here every day to take care of the wounded, so that other brothers can see what they think? You have to think about doing big things."
Han Tao looked panicked and nodded repeatedly: "What General God advised Zhao Yu to remember."
"Let's go. Bocai, you rest yourself and let the other brothers take care of you first. We'll go to have a meal." Zhang Jiao said deliberately to Bocai who was demented.
Bo Chai just looked at him stupidly and smiled, but said nothing.
Zhang Jiao greeted Han Tao and walked out together, and Guan Hai ordered the Yellow Turban soldiers to take care of Bo Cai.
Zhang Jiao walked out of the camp, looked after Guan Hai did not follow him, and turned around and greeted: "Guan Hai, why are you delaying?"
Guan Hai hurriedly followed him out and refused to respond: "General, I have already had breakfast."
"After eating, come and accompany you. We happened to talk about how to continue dealing with Dong Zhuo next." Zhang Jiao insisted on greeting him.
Seeing Zhang Jiao say this, Guan Hai did not dare to hesitate anymore, so he quickly agreed to follow him.
When Han Tao heard Zhang Jiao talking about how to deal with Dong Zhuo, he immediately understood that the so-called eating was just a cover, and actually wanted to hold a "military meeting" together.
Han Tao began to wonder in his heart that even though his words yesterday did not leave any doubts, he also had the identity of Deputy Coach Qu.
But after all, he was a small town chief. He had just arrived from Yingchuan and was not familiar with the situation of Guangzong. It was difficult for military conferences of this level to express any useful opinions.
Why did Zhang Jiao come to see him in person and go to "eat" and participate in the discussion of the war?
Han Tao realized that eating is definitely not that simple. Maybe it was another test for Zhang Jiao to deal with him, so he had to deal with it more carefully.
Han Tao began to think about how to perform in such an occasion according to Zhao Yu's ability and personality so as not to show off his strength.
At the same time, I was also thinking about what questions Zhang Jiao and others might ask and how to answer them themselves.
Han Tao and Guan Hai followed Zhang Jiao into the central army tent. Zhang Jiao pointed to the position next to him and said to Han Tao: "Sit!"
Han Tao hesitated and asked, "Is it appropriate for me to sit here?"
Zhang Jiao smiled and replied: "Apart from Zhang Bao and I, you have the highest position at the moment. Do you think it's appropriate?"
Guan Hai also persuaded: "Person Zhao, please take your seat."
Only then did Han Tao sit down carefully at the position designated by Zhang Jiao.
The three of them had just sat down in their respective positions, and Zhang Bao brought Gao Sheng and Yan Zheng to come together.
Gao Sheng and Yan Zheng saw Han Tao sitting next to Zhang Jiao, their faces changed slightly, but they both endured and walked to their respective positions and sat down.
After a while, major generals such as Guan Cheng, Du Yuan, Pei Yuanshao, Bian Xi, and Zhang Kai also arrived one after another and sat down in their respective positions.
A soldier walked in with a porridge bucket and served the porridge to the generals. Each of them gave a stack of side dishes. This was breakfast.
Han Tao took a look at the porridge bowl in his hand. Most of them were mixed grains and rice, and there was little rice and more soup.
This is the breakfast for the highest-level generals of the Yellow Turban Army. If they were ordinary soldiers, they would probably eat worse.
After all, most of the Yellow Turban Army were from poor people, and the uprising broke out temporarily. Many materials were not sufficient, and they were maintained by looting various prefectures and counties and the people in the early stages of the war.
Now that the war has entered a stalemate stage, the problem of insufficient resources of the Yellow Turban Army has been exposed, so even a main general like Zhang Jiao can only eat the simplest meal together.
Han Tao looked at the people around him and suddenly realized that this was actually a test. If he was not real Zhao Yu and had been living in the environment of the government army, this kind of mixed grain porridge would be difficult to swallow.
Han Tao began to secretly be glad that he was fortunate that when he set out from Shanyang, he took his rebel army to "wander" for a while. In order to save food, he had eaten such mixed grains for a while, otherwise he would not be able to adapt now.
Han Tao picked up the bowl of porridge, swallowed it in big mouthfuls, and soon finished drinking a bowl of mixed grain porridge. Then he signaled the soldiers in front of him to serve him another bowl and continue to drink in big mouthfuls.
Zhang Jiao slowly ate a bite of side dishes and a bite of porridge. From time to time, he used his light to observe Han Tao beside him, but said nothing.
Zhang Bao looked at Han Tao eating three bowls of porridge in a row and said to him: "Zhao Yu, it seems that you like eating this porridge very much? Do you eat it often when you were in Yangdi?"
Han Tao shook his head vigorously: "I like to eat it, but I haven't eaten it for too long. Yingchuan has a severe drought, so we were trapped in Yangdi by the government army. In the end, let alone vegetable porridge, we could eat less than a few rice a day."
"No, your coach Bocai Qu took over Yangdi in Yingchuan. It was the first county of Yingchuan. It has a rich inventory. How could it be that there would be no food so quickly?" Gao Sheng asked deliberately.
"What you said was the beginning, we had food and drink at that time. But don't forget how long we fought with the officers and soldiers in Changshe."
"At that time, what we, the coach of Qu, thought of directly encircling and annihilation of them in Changshe, and transporting all the grain from Yangdi and several counties around Changshe."
"As a result, the officers and soldiers were in a fire and nothing was left. When we retreat to Yangdi and collect food again, there would be not much." Han Tao made a bitter look and explained to Gao Sheng.
"Then your life was hard enough later..." Yan Zhengjian Gao Sheng didn't ask anything and took the words over, "Hey, Deputy Coach Zhao, don't know where your ancestral home is?"
Han Tao smiled slightly in his heart: I knew you should almost start interrogating. Fortunately, I was prepared and figured out Zhao Yu's details.
"Why are there any ancestral homes or not? My family has been farming in the Lishu Village in Yingyin for generations. I know why it's not? Because every household in our village grows pear trees. When the harvest is good, the pears are sweet..." Speaking of this, Han Tao's mood became sad, "But no matter how good the harvest is, it can't withstand natural disasters and man-made disasters! First, it was floods and droughts, and the pear trees were dead, but the government still had to collect various taxes, which really didn't give people a way to live."
"Thanks to the arrival of the Holy Army, Bo Caiqu Shuai took us to join the Taiping Sect, and this is how to survive. I am already very satisfied with this dish of porridge now. Come on, let's have another bowl."
After Han Tao finished speaking, he handed the empty bowl to the soldier in front of him, signaling him to continue serving the porridge, then picked up the porridge bowl and continued to eat.
Han Tao lowered his head and ate porridge, but he was observing everyone from the corner of his eyes.
Zhang Jiao continued to eat his porridge calmly, as if everyone's chat had nothing to do with him.
Yan Zheng and Gao Sheng looked at each other, then looked at Zhang Bao.
Zhang Bao didn't say a word, but his face looked very bad. Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with the result of the previous round of tests. He gestured to the two of them to continue with his eyes.
When Han Tao saw Zhang Bao's eyes, he immediately understood that the few light questions that had just been taken seriously were just preliminary tests, and there would be more tricky questions waiting for him in the future...
"Deputy Coach Zhao, how is your relationship with your former Deputy Coach Hu Jian?" Gao Sheng pretended to be careless and began a new round of temptation.
"Person Hu, it's okay. He doesn't talk much. I was just a village chief at that time and didn't make much sense to talk to others." Han Tao responded carefully, guarding against the trap in the other party's words.
"I heard that his ability in that aspect is much better than fighting, isn't it true?" Yan Zheng immediately agreed and asked.
Han Tao looked very disdainful: "What's wrong? Early in the morning, we're going to talk about the little things in our crotch?"
"Oh, they are all big men. Recently, they are fighting every day, and they can't even see a woman. They are so suffocating. They can't enjoy it. Let me tell us." Yan Zheng asked with a haha.
"Yes, tell us." Several other Yellow Turban generals also agreed.
Han Tao looked at the group of guys with green light in his eyes in front of him, and knew in his heart that after all, they were facing a group of uneducated, and it was too normal to talk about these fun things.
In fact, this is also a way to test whether it is on the same level as them.
Fortunately, he was prepared for a long time. When he interrogated Zhao Yu, he asked all these questions before, and now it finally came in handy.
Han Tao looked at everyone, deliberately kept it a secret, and asked with a wicked smile: "What, really want to hear it?"
When he said this, he deliberately looked at Zhang Jiao, as if he was asking for his opinion.
However, Zhang Jiao lowered his eyes and continued to eat his own food porridge. He still did not participate in everyone's chats or express his opinions.
"Of course, let's talk about it." Guan Hai was simple in nature and was born with a big and thick-sized person. He was extremely interested in this matter and urged Han Tao.
"If you want to talk about Deputy Coach Hu, his ability in that aspect is really not a prank. It is indeed very comparable to people. As long as you don't fight, you will sing every night and never rest. And basically you will fight until dawn. Every night, brothers will listen to his wall... That movement, oh, I really can't describe it to you..."
Han Tao thought to himself, don’t you just want to go down the three paths? I will tell you very well.
He deliberately made a vulgar look and told everyone about Hu Jian's "glorious achievements".
He spoke in a good manner, just like a storytelling, ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs, and was just right, fully showing his ability to "screenwriter" and showing the spring scenery to everyone vividly, just like he saw it with his own eyes.
Everyone also listened with relish, and they all stared at their eyes, drooled, and were like they were in the scene.
Even Gao Sheng and Yan Zheng seemed to have forgotten their purpose of provoking the topic and talked about "happy" with everyone.
Zhang Bao stared at the two of them in anger and reminded them with his eyes. When Gao Sheng saw Zhang Bao's eyes, he realized his "question".
"After talking for a long time, how about you, Mr. Hu, and Mr. Qu?" Gao Sheng began to ask "cai," he said, "indifferently".
The smile on Han Tao's face instantly restrained, and he looked at Gao Sheng and stared at him: "What do you mean?"
Gao Sheng was slightly stunned: "It's not interesting. After talking about Deputy Coach Hu and Coach Bo Cai and Coach, what's the matter?"
Han Tao stared at Gao Sheng and stopped him with a stern voice: "You can talk to anyone, but you are not allowed to talk to Bo Cai Qu Shuai, let alone talk about his affairs."
Gao Sheng seemed not to realize that Han Tao was really angry and responded disapprovingly: "What are you nervous? What can you not talk about? Is he not a man? You are not allowed..."
Before he could finish his words, Han Tao had already rushed to him and slapped him hard.
Gao Sheng was stunned in an instant and turned his head and looked at Han Tao with a look of surprise.
Chapter completed!