Li Zhifan and Zhou Ke sat next to each other at the dining table.

Looking at the "dish" in front of him, Li Zhifan said calmly: "Can you tell me now, what's going on?"

"I"

Zhou Ke looked at a loss, "What, I originally wanted to make eggplant and fried chicken wings, but the soy sauce was poured, and the eggplant was all black. The chicken wings were burnt after a long time of frying, but they were not cooked yet."

"Then, the steamed rice was dried and I poured it into the steamer and boiled it into rice porridge."

As he was talking, Zhou Ke was so angry that he cried, "What should I do? I'm so stupid!"

"It doesn't matter!"

Li Zhifan still smiled, took a deep breath and said, "Although the beginning is not good, the later one is still pretty good. If you know it is not cooked, steam it again. At least we don't have to eat raw dishes today at noon!"

"Yeah!" Zhou Ke nodded quickly, "I think so too. Try it, how do I do it?"

"Then I'll try it!"

Li Zhifan wanted to pick up chicken wings, but this thing was really burnt, and the eggplant was just too much soaked.

So after the decision, he chose to eat eggplant.

However, he vomited it out as soon as he ate it into his mouth, which was choking and bitter. He couldn't help but ask Zhou Ke: "How much salt have you put?"

"Is it salty? I put a spoon!"

Zhou Ke said, adding chopsticks himself.

Similarly, she spit out as soon as she got in her mouth, frowned and drank a sip of rice porridge, and stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly.

Li Zhifan put the eggplant next to him: "This dish will be poured in a while!"

"good!"

Zhou Ke nodded cheerfully, "Then let's eat chicken wings. Although it's a little burnt, I didn't add more salt! Try it quickly!"

"Um!"

Li Zhifan smiled bitterly, picked up a chicken wing and bit it, and then tears flowed down.

Why don’t you add more salt? Just add salt at all, right?

There is nothing except burnt and bitter taste. Before frying the chicken wings, you have to marinate them in the seasoning for at least an hour to add flavor!

Forget it, Zhou Ke probably won’t get seasonings for pickling chicken wings at all, so his requirements are still too high.

"Is it tasty?"

Zhou Keyi looked at Li Zhifan with anticipation, "Why are you crying? Isn't it delicious?"

"No, it's delicious!"

Li Zhifan said against his will: "I was moved!"

"Yeah?"

Zhou Ke picked up the yi piece himself, and after eating it, he frowned: "Don't it taste?"

"It doesn't matter!"

Li Zhifan got up and pulled open the refrigerator, took out the can of garlic hot sauce, "Dirty and eat!"

Eggplant Jun has been killed, and the chicken wings are barely able to eat. Fortunately, the chicken wings are ripe. If they are not ripe, the whole meal will be wiped out today.

While gnawing on the chicken wings, Li Zhifan remembered a joke and said casually: "I'll tell you a joke!"

"What joke?" Zhou Ke asked.

“That’s the story.”

Li Zhifan said: "Once upon a time, there were couples. One day, this girl made Coke chicken wings for the boy to eat. The boy was very happy. The girl asked: Is it delicious? The boy said: It tasted delicious. Then the girl tasted it and said: You lied to me, but it was obviously not cooked. Then the boy said: Fool, I like to eat everything you cook. The girl was very moved when she heard it, and then "

Li Zhifan stopped and deliberately kept it aside.

Sure enough, Zhou Ke hurriedly asked, "What? Then what?"

"Then"

Li Zhifan's face was serious, "Then the couple will die of avian flu."

After saying that, he couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Ke couldn't help but squeaking, but she quickly collapsed, "What can this mean? Or do you want to explain? Does that mean that I'm not doing well?"

"no!"

Li Zhifan smiled and said, "This story tells us to show our love and die quickly!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhou Ke finally didn't collapse and laughed, waving his pink fist and hitting Li Zhifan, "You are so annoying! Who has shown your love to you!"

"No?"

Li Zhifan grabbed Zhou Ke's slender waist and sneaked into her face.

Zhou Ke immediately shouted, "Oh! You didn't wipe your mouth, it was all oily! It's so annoying!"

"Don't you hate it? Then you can wipe it for me!"

Li Zhifan got up, and this time his goal was Zhou Ke's lips.

I thought Zhou Ke would avoid it, but she didn't. She actually came up with her. The two of them immediately became saliva after having a meal.

Taking advantage of Zhou Ke's intrigue and passionate kiss, Li Zhifan reached out to walk up, left her slender waist, and pinched the right half of the mountain.

The hard bra blocked his feel, and Zhou Ke even opened his eyes and bit Li Zhifan's lower lip hard.

"Ouch!"

In fact, it was not serious, but Li Zhifan pretended to be very serious and screamed in pain, but his hand did not retract, but instead pinched the hill as if revenge.

Zhou Ke's cheeks were red, and he reached out to pull Li Zhifan's clutch, "Let it go, eat quickly!"

"Don't let it go!"

Not only did Li Zhifan not let go, he continued to be domineering, "You have to compensate me for the losses!"

"Robber! Annoying!"

Zhou Ke struggled for a long time, but his arm could not twist his thighs, so he could only beg for mercy, "Eat first, and then talk about it after the meal?"

"What are you doing after dinner?"

Li Zhifan said with a humble smile.

"After the meal," Zhou Ke said with difficulty, "You can do whatever you want!"

"Remove the word "two"!" Li Zhifan was filled with joy.

"Remove the word "Ma"?"

Zhou Keyi was stunned and muttered, "If you want to do it",

After saying these three words, she realized what it meant. She couldn't help but glared, stretched out her index finger and thumb at the same time, and pinched Li Zhifan.

And it's just a special pinch of the skin, not a meat.

"Ouch!"

This time it was Li Zhifan's turn to complain.

Of course he has the elements of acting. I don’t know if the joke was a bit big. Now I want to take this opportunity to amuse Zhou Ke and test whether she is really angry.

Fortunately, Zhou Ke also pretended. Seeing Li Zhifan like this, he said proudly: "Don't do this again next time!"

After saying that, he stood up and walked around Li Zhifan, and wanted to leave.

"What are you doing?"

Li Zhifan asked, holding her hand.

"I'm going to take a shower, and you made me sweat!"

After saying that, Zhou Ke walked out of the kitchen and headed towards the bathroom.

bath?

Li Zhifan's eyes were bright!

Is it true that there is a chance?

“Buzz!”

Just as he was thinking about it, the phone on the desk suddenly rang.

Yi looked at the phone screen, which read:

"You have a red envelope that you haven't received! From the celebrity chat group"

Red envelope?

Li Zhifan's eyes were bright!

The idea of ​​grabbing red envelopes instantly drove away other distracting thoughts.

I hurriedly picked up my phone to unlock the screen and clicked into the celebrity group.

I thought there were only one red envelope, but I didn’t expect that it was actually five.

And the person who gave the red envelope was Leehom!

Using reverse thinking, Li Zhifan considered that the previous red envelope might have been robbed, so he directly clicked the last one.
Chapter completed!