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Chapter 845 Niu Niu: Fuck, Nima's high-altitude parabola(1/2)

Chapter 845 Niu Niu: Damn, that’s a high-altitude thrower!!!

"hateful!"

"One by one, they are plotting against Pindao secretly. Do you really think that Pindao is a vegetarian?"

"Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Duobao, Taiyin Star Lord, all of you are good. I am a poor man who hunts geese all year round but you pecked his eyes. Very good, very good!"

"If I really swallow this breath, won't I be laughed to death by fellow Taoists in the three realms? I'll just wait for you!"

When the soul in the canopy was thrown down to the mortal world, Lao Jun's thunderous curses rang out from the sky of Lihen!

Subsequently,

Laojun then left Lihentian with a gloomy face!

After a while,

Laojun appeared behind Xitianmen and happened to block Duobao who was about to return to Lingshan!

After the two met and looked at each other in silence for a moment,

Duobao then pretended to be confused and asked, "I wonder why Laojun wants to block the path of this poor monk?"

snort!

After looking at Duobao coldly, Laojun said expressionlessly:

"Tianpeng violated the rules of heaven and was executed by the Jade Emperor. Pindao has no objection, but the treasure 'Shangbaoqin Golden Rake' that Pindao worked hard to refine should be returned to Pindao!"

"this……"

Duobao was embarrassed when he heard that, and said with a look of reluctance: "Old Master, I don't know what the poor monk meant by what you said? What kind of golden rake is this? The poor monk didn't even see it!"

"Yeah?"

Lao Jun raised his eyebrows, raised a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth, and said with a strange air:

"Are you sure you haven't seen it? Dongsheng Shenzhou is Pindao's territory. Duobao, Pindao advises you not to be too greedy!"

"Well!"

Seeing that Laojun was really anxious, Duobao sighed deeply in his heart, and then said with a smile: "Laojun misunderstood, the poor monk really doesn't know what Shangbaoqin's golden rake is, but..."

Speaking of which,

Duobao took out a palm-sized rake from his pocket and said with a look of reluctance: "When the poor monk rescued the soul of Tianpeng before, he found this little thing. I wonder if it is what Laojun is looking for!"

"snort!"

After taking the Shangbaoqin Golden Rake, Laojun glanced at Duobao coldly and left without looking back!

And at this time,

Ananda and Kasyapa, who were waiting for the treasure at the West Heaven Gate, came up. After the two of them glanced at Lao Jun who had disappeared without a trace, Ananda whispered:

"The Baoqin Golden Rake is a treasure, why should I just hand it over like this?!"

Hearing the words,

Duobao and his wife narrowed their eyes and did not explain too much. They just said with a smile: "The property will be returned to its original owner. Go back!"

After saying that,

Duobao took Ananda and Kassapa away from the West Heaven Gate and returned to Lingshan!

at the same time,

Laojun returned to Lihentian, but he was in trouble!

He is considering whether to use the Baoqin Golden Rake and replace it with a few Nine-Turn Golden Elixir materials, or whether to continue to let Tianpeng use it?

Tangled for a long time,

Laojun finally sighed, waved his hand and threw the Shangbaoqin Golden Rake into the wilderness, waiting for the canopy to grow up and take it away, and secretly called the boy.

Ask him to hand over a letter to Guanshiyin Bodhisattva!

After doing all this,

The old man then sneered and said: "Since you want to plot against Pindao, Pindao might as well take advantage of it. Heaven has decreed that none of us can withdraw from the journey to the west. Pindao will muddy the water!"

"Eighty-one difficult to obtain true scriptures? The Buddha ascends and the Tao disappears?"

"Duobao, you, a junior, also want to have an arm-wrestle with Pindao? Pindao will make these eighty-one difficulties turn into eighty-one calamities that weaken your Buddhist destiny!"

"No one can stretch their hands so far in the poor Dongsheng China!"

Thinking of this,

Laojun began to re-plan the journey to the west and win over China in the east, that is, the "learner" appointed by Heavenly Dao. He wanted to leave a backup plan on the other side.

Originally, Laojun didn't want to touch the Buddhist monks, but Duobao's lack of self-awareness really made it hard for him to swallow this breath!



at the same time,

Prehistoric!

Bang!

The big ox that was plowing the field was almost hit by something, and it jumped up in fright. After it calmed down, it saw that it was only ten feet away in front of it.

There is an extra rake!

Rake?

grass!

Seeing this thing, Golden Bull became furious at the time. He raised his head and looked at the bright and cloudless sky, and cursed loudly:

"You're Nainai, that incompetent thing throwing objects at high altitude?"

"Don't you know that it's dangerous to do this? I almost hit your Mr. Niu. Even if I can't hit your Mr. Niu, what should I do if I hit someone? Even if I don't hit anyone, it's wrong to hit flowers and plants!"

"What the dog said, if you have the seed for your cow, I'll give it to you. If I don't beat you and call you daddy, I'll be considered a farmland cow%#¥@#¥%..."

The golden bull cursed for a quarter of an hour before he stopped.

It’s not that it doesn’t know whether to live or die,

But since he followed Di Xin, the originally honest and honest Golden Niu Niu saw such old and big shots groveling in front of him, and he didn't even dare to let go of an honest fart.

it,

Gone!

Coupled with two hundred years of farming, sowing, and mixing in human society, he gradually turned into an extremely arrogant ruffian.

That’s why I have the courage to start criticizing directly, no matter who the other party is!

at the same time,

Laojun, who was scolded by Niu Niu countless times, didn't even notice Niu Niu because he was still planning his future journey to the west!

But after Niu Niu finished scolding him,

Suddenly I felt something was wrong!

As the bull's head swayed, it subconsciously looked around, only to find that the people who were plowing the fields before were all staring with big, frightened eyes.

Look at yourself as if you have seen a ghost!

The next second——

"Ahhh...cows can talk, fuck, run!"

"This is a monster, monster, don't eat me, run away!"

"Ah...I fainted!"

"I heard that cows can't see things that don't move. If I don't move, they can't see me, they can't see me!"



When I looked at the group of people around me who were either running or begging for mercy, or standing there covering their eyes and tremblingly pouring water, as if they were angry.

The golden bull shook his head helplessly!

He cursed in a low voice: "The high-altitude thrower of a grass-mud horse!"

After saying that,

The cow took off its farm tools, picked up the Baoqin gold rake, and walked towards the place where Di Xin lived in seclusion. But as soon as it got halfway, it met Di Xin who was also walking.

now,

Di Xin glanced at Shang Baoqin's golden rake, and after two seconds of silence, he put away the rake, stepped directly onto the back of his cow, and said, "Go to Wuzhishan!"

Hearing the words,

Niu Niu breathed a long sigh of relief. After the secret passage was finally free from the pain of flesh and blood, he strode toward Wuzhi Mountain with rapid strides!

Walking and walking,
To be continued...
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