Chapter 195: Shen Banxian's Flickering Dafa
What would Tsunade feel like now?
Is it shy? Shocked? Speechless? Or excited?
All of the above are not!
Only anger can fully describe her mood at this moment: "So! Come on! Yes! Are you not taking medicine today? You are both a sports car and a tuxedo, what are you doing?"
Jiraiya shook his hand casually, and just as he wanted to take care of his hair, he remembered Shen's advice: Mr. Domineer doesn't need a slut!
He quietly reached into his pocket and used his unique voice to officially announce something: "Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention."
"Awesome!" Duan next to him wanted to give him a thumbs up and liked him.
Since childhood, he has been the leader of Konoha Bathhouse and has a weird white hair who peeps at girls every day. He has such a domineering side, which has completely shocked his previous understanding of this person.
He took a few steps back silently, intending to be a melon-eating crowd and enjoy this drama well.
The confused Tsunade, her expression was exactly the same as that of an old man from the subway: "What do you mean?"
"It's literally. There is also a woman. You're too unclean." Jirai also glanced at him and said with a little contempt: "I advise you not to have more contact with such a man who doesn't know the background."
I was shocked by eating melons silently, and I seemed to be inexplicably aware that I became the third party to interfere in other people's feelings.
"Ahem, I'm with Tsunade..."
"Shut up!" Tsun Tsun was irritated and stopped him from continuing, "It's better than you peeking at other girls all day long!"
Jiraiya smiled bitterly.
Now he realized that his hobbies were so annoying.
"I'm not peeping, but admiring the good things."
What a good guy, Jiraiya, who has transformed into a domineering president, said such words with confidence, and tomorrow's headlines will be settled!
Anyway, Tsunade lowered her head after hearing this, clenched her fists tightly, as if she was about to knock the man away in an instant.
He was so happy that he persuaded others, and said kindly: "Both, listen to me..."
"Shut up, little boy!" Jiraiya ignored his kindness without even looking at it.
"Little White?" I was dumbfounded.
He is tall, handsome and white, and it is not something he can decide, so why is he just a novice?
...
In the alley next door, Shin and Yoshiki were both shocked by Jiraiya's actions.
"I think he will be punched by his sister."
"I don't think that a woman like your sister who looks irritable must be very gentle inside."
"How did you know?"
"This immortal knows everything..."
"Stop talking, there's a situation."
The person who disturbed Shinbanxian introduced himself was Tsunade. She pulled the broken back forward and hugged his arm.
"Yes, I just like this kind of niche!"
Jiraiya's expression remained unchanged and she was frozen in place.
"How could Tsunade be so casual..."
The impact of this news was too great, and he stayed for nearly two minutes before he had some reaction.
"I will not give up." After Jiraiya said this, he turned around and walked calmly and left with a calm pace.
It was not until his back disappeared in front of Tsunade that she let go of the hand holding Kato shield.
"Sorry, let's just pretend that what happened hasn't happened."
Inexplicably playing a shield, he looked at her lonely back and instantly realized that he was afraid that someone would be misunderstood as a third party.
...
As Jiraiya walked, he came to the alley where Shin and Shengshu were.
"Woooooooo..." He hugged the two and cried loudly.
"Tsunade doesn't want me anymore...Woooooo..."
Shen retreated his head aside with disgust, and the crying snot almost touched his face.
The unlucky rope tree had this slippery nose on its face and was disgusted on the spot.
After Jiraiya controlled her emotions a little, the emotional master Shen went online again: "Uncle Jiraiya, that Kato is obviously a shield!"
"shield?"
"Yes, not long after you left, Tsunade's sister let go of her hand and left alone."
“That is,…”
“That is, there is still a chance.”
"Hahaha...she's just a stubborn!" Jiraiya was in a good mood and thought that Tsunade was just a knife-like mouth and a slander. She must be interested in herself.
"Sister Tsunade, now, has nothing to do with you." Shin immediately poured a plate of cold water on him.
"She just saw that she knew since childhood, huh... a friend?" Shen said the result of the micro-expression analysis: "Even if she was a little disappointed with her friend's Uncle Jiraiya, she should not be so greedy."
Jiraiya was stunned: "Greed?"
"Just looking at the bowl and want to see the pot. Uncle Jiraiya, do you think this is reasonable?"
"Of course this is unreasonable, but I..."
Shen directly tore off his disguise: "Women would rather choose real villains than choose hypocrites!"
"I...I just..."
He patted his shoulder carefully and pointed out his words directly: "Uncle Jiraiya, don't be a bad man. Just watch it if you want to see the young lady. What's the ability to peep!"
As a man, what is the problem of being lustful?
But judging by Jiraiya's behavior of only daring to peep but not having the courage to get started, he is just a person who cares a lot about other people's opinions.
I always think that I will not be discovered, but I will be labeled as a pervert, but I will be discovered again and again.
It is actually possible that he just enjoys the voyeuristic process, the stimulation of his heart beating and fearing being discovered at any time.
To be a person, you must be an open and perverted pervert!
"I understand!" At this moment, Jiraiya realized the truth and became an immortal: "I will never peep again. I want to be a tasteful pervert!"
"You can teach me..." Shen nodded, carrying his hands on his back: "... Can a stubborn stone be carved?"
What should I do if I can’t change Jiraiya’s lustful nature? First clean up his wretched and sneaky temperament!
Men only need to be strong so that women like them.
If you are discovered by a peeping object, you will run away softly and you will have no future!
To see, you have to look straight and look like you have done nothing wrong.
"I don't believe that I will not get tired of watching it for a few years..." Shen felt that at that time, Jirai should know how boring these things that are only watched but cannot get.
"Since you are pursuing excitement, you must implement it to the end!"
Jiraiya, who became an immortal, looked at Shen's back with a hot look. He planned to shout the words he said before he woke up every day to increase his sense of faith.
"..." I silently stared at the rope tree, always feeling something was wrong.
If Naoya was here, you would definitely see at a glance that these two had been fooled by Shen Banxian.
Chapter completed!