Chapter 5: Cultivating Immortals in My Dream
The first class is the immortal method class, which is taught by Cang Qingdixian.
In class, Cang Qingdixian spoke in a spirit on the podium, and was about to reach her fullest place. She also demonstrated several exquisite and profound immortal techniques.
The students listened with relish and benefited a lot.
Of course, except Anlin...
At this time, he was listening to the Cang Qingdi Immortal teaching on the stage as if he was listening to the heavenly book.
It’s not that he doesn’t listen carefully, but that he doesn’t understand at all!
Take the example of the earth. An Lin felt at this time: he had just graduated from elementary school and was sent to the most awesome Huaqing University in the country, and heard a professor talking about advanced mathematics there...
An Lin could understand every word Cang Qing Earth Immortal said. But when they were connected into a sentence, he had no idea what it meant!
"As we all know, the Yangyan meridian can be connected to the Qingteng line, the Nine-turn Qi Condensation Array, and the Eugenic Qi can reach Tianyuan. However, the technique of the Secret Ring can also be used to assist the foot movement, and cooperate with the density of the sky's vital energy, and operate according to the Tianhua formula, which can save the time of casting the flame art..." Cang Qing Dixian spoke leisurely.
The students suddenly realized and nodded repeatedly
An Lin: "???"
As a waste material, An Lin actually has the dream of learning professional courses seriously, then crushing the geniuses with amazing IQ, and finally realizing the dream of a perfect turnaround in waste material flow.
But reality is cruel. He has zero foundation in cultivating immortals, so he can only look confused in class.
Although Cang Qing Earth Immortal is easy to explain and vividly.
However, that is only applicable to a group of geniuses who are in the class and have a deep foundation in immortal skills.
For an idiot who has no foundation in cultivating immortals like An Lin, Taoist Cang Qing was there to talk about the Book of Heaven.
Under the strong effect of the "Cangqing Brand" sleeping pill, An Lin, a poor student, began to feel drowsy.
In the end, he couldn't help but fall asleep...
In this way, An Lin had a dream.
He dreamed that he had become an invincible god of war, and countless beautiful fairies loved him.
Xuanyuan Cheng became his younger brother, calling out "Brother An" one by one.
Su Qianyun even made a secret heart to himself, and every time he met, he would give him ninety-nine roses to express his love.
But An Lin could not accept her love because he was responsible for protecting the world, so he could only put his children's love aside.
Now, the aliens from the Demon Realm have begun to invade our Jiuzhou Realm again.
The Lord of the Demon Realm is extremely powerful, and all the gods and immortals in the Heavenly Court changed their faces and dared not fight with them.
At this moment, An Lin, as the God of War, stood up.
"Hahahahaha, you are the true god Anlin who is known as the number one general in the Heavenly Court, who is invincible and invincible?" The voice of the Lord of the Demon Realm was as loud as a bell, resounding throughout the nine heavens.
"That's right, it's me, the Lord of the Demon Realm, come and take your life!" An Lin roared angrily, colliding with the Lord of the Demon Realm, and the battle collapsed and the earth broke.
The Lord of the Demon Realm wailed: "You are so strong, but why do you talk in your sleep during class?"
"What are you talking about? I am protecting this world!" An Lin shouted for no reason why the Lord of the Demon Realm was incoherent.
The Lord of the Demon Realm was furious: "Wake up quickly, believe it or not, I will throw you out of the classroom!"
An Lin was also furious: "Stop talking nonsense, take me a punch first!"
An Lin punched him, but unexpectedly, the Lord of the Demon Realm's fist was bigger and stronger.
The fist smashed An Lin's head into a severe pain, causing An Lin to scream and spin.
"Wow, it hurts so much!" An Lin shouted loudly, his eyes darkened, and then he slowly woke up.
It turned out to be a dream...An Lin was shocked and sweated coldly.
He opened his eyes with some difficulty, but found that the whole class was looking at him with strange eyes, and some people couldn't help laughing out loud.
He touched the swollen bag on his head and suddenly felt something was wrong!
An Lin looked up and found a beautiful and charming woman standing beside him, holding a lesson plan in his hand and glaring at him.
"Hey? Shouldn't he be a middle-aged uncle? Why did he become a beautiful sister?" An Lin was still dizzy and complained casually.
As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of laughter in the classroom.
Xu Xiaolan sat next to An Lin, covering her forehead and turned her face aside, not wanting others to know that she and An Lin knew each other.
"Oh, this little brother has a sweet mouth." The woman looked at An Lin with a smile.
An Lin was shocked. He woke up at this time and knew that he had lost his words.
Before he could apologize, he was hit hard again in the head.
An Lin's eyes were filled with stars and a dizzy feeling, and the second bag grew out of his head.
"Remember, next time you sleep in class and talk in your sleep, I will throw you out of the classroom!" The beautiful and sexy woman said viciously.
A terrifying power suddenly emanated from her, covering An Lin, making his whole body tremble.
"Teacher, I swear, I will definitely not be there next time!" An Lin nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice.
The class episode quickly subsided, the female lecturer continued her lecture, and the students quickly returned to their state and began to listen carefully.
"Hey, hey, Xu Xiaolan, what happened just now?" An Lin asked in a low voice to Xu Xiaolan beside him.
If possible, Xu Xiaolan really doesn't want to talk to An Lin at this time...
However, An Lin's big eyes looked at her pitifully, which made her helpless, so she had to say, "Do you know how many classes you slept?"
"Two festivals?" An Lin said with some uncertainty.
The lecturer changed from a middle-aged man to a beautiful woman on the podium. I think she had already slept for two classes.
"No... you've been sleeping for almost four classes, this is the last one!" Xu Xiaolan said angrily.
"Oh my god!" An Lin exclaimed in a low voice.
I can sleep for one morning after a night. How can I sleep?
An Lin guessed that this should be because he meditated and breathed for too long last night, which caused his body to be too tired.
"It's okay if you sleep quietly, the teacher won't care about you."
"But, you were actually talking in the classroom just now, and your voice was quite loud. Anyway, most of the students heard your wonderful speeches." Xu Xiaolan looked at An Lin with some sympathy and said softly.
An Lin had an unknown premonition: "What did I say?"
Xu Xiaolan held her cheek, as if she had thought of something and laughed.
After laughing for a while, she began to imitate the tone of An Lin and the female teacher.
"Lord of the Demon Realm, come and take your life!"
"Who is this student? He dares to talk in his sleep during class."
"What are you talking about? I am protecting this world!"
"Wake up quickly. If you don't wake up, I will throw you out of this classroom!"
"Stop talking nonsense, take me a punch first!"
...
"That's how things happened. After this classic dialogue ended, you were beaten."
Xu Xiaolan narrowed her eyes and her eyebrows were curved. After seeing the two big bags on An Lin's head, she forced herself to hold back her smile in order not to make him feel too hurt.
An Lin finally knew how miserable he was, and sat blankly on the chair, crying without tears.
He thinks that the word "destroyed" is the most suitable way to describe himself now.
What an embarrassing scene that was talking to the whole class of geniuses.
Just forget it when talking in the sleep, the key is that he still said such a second-rate line!
Alas, I was embarrassed to my grandma's house...
Chapter completed!