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Chapter 1387: Sleeping on your side

"Purple sweet potatoes, green bananas, cut them!" Jiang Hao stretched out a middle finger into the air.

Thanos was furious at Jiang Hao's provocation and roared in Jiang Hao's mind: "Believe it or not, I will destroy your body now. Don't think that if you have the ability to recover, you can't kill you. Destroying you is like crushing an ant to death."

Jiang Hao was full of disdain: "If you have the ability, you kill me. I have long wanted to die. After I die, I will be with death forever. You don't know how much she loves me. When we are together, we can play endless tricks every day. I'm afraid that you can't reach my level even if you eat six brothers."

Thanos sneered: "You are just an ant, and death is just a temporary play. You are as ugly as a peach. Don't be too self-indulgent."

Jiang Hao hehe: "Do you think death will fall in love with you? Look at your big chin, like a shovel, the more you look, the more you look like a donkey."

"Your color is so pleasing, like purple sweet potatoes, but the top of your head is green."

"You ugly guy like a rag, don't talk to someone like a handsome guy like a towel like me!"

"She showed me the love letter you sent to death. It was really rubbish. I guess you were using the words from tens of thousands of years ago. At that level, you still want to pursue girls, so go to dream."

This is heartbreaking!

When it comes to cursing, Thanos is really not Jiang Hao's opponent.

He is a guy who has recited the entire street curse, and he can kill you without dirty words.

Thanos was smoked by Jiang Hao's seven orifices, but at this moment he had no way to deal with Jiang Hao. Now he could only believe in one thing: death is just to be fresh, and he would throw Deadpool away if he played with it, and he would eventually favor him.

"At the same time, I will even annihilate your soul together. At that time, I believe you will close this stinky mouth."

Thanos's consciousness disappeared from Jiang Hao's mind and left cursingly.

Thanos does not have the strength yet, and can completely destroy Jiang Hao's soul. After all living beings die, they will be under the management of death. He must have divine power beyond death to achieve this goal.

certainly,

At that time, it will depend on whether the system agrees or not.

Jiang Hao has the ultimate way to save his life by "the second life in the mission world", so he dares to be so arrogant, Thanos, who is hard to be so arrogant.

Thanos was bullied by an ant-like guy, but he was powerless, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

"I want death to pay attention to me. Whatever she likes the most, I will give it to him, even if I destroy half of the universe!"

"I want to become stronger, what can strengthen my strength?"

Thanos suddenly remembered a legend he had accidentally seen in the Titan God's classics. Collecting six Infinity Stones will have the power to surpass God.

"Click!"

Thanos clenched his fists hard, "I want to collect all six gems and gain infinite power. I will definitely be able to regain death."

From this moment on, Purple Sweet Potato embarked on the endless road of Thanos.

In the Avengers movie, it is said that Thanos eliminates half of the creatures for resources and environment. This explanation is ridiculous. Could it be that Thanos is a super environmental protection maniac who has worked hard to seize the infinite gems and launches a cosmic war, just for environmental protection.

Jiang Hao touched the dog's head, "Okay, it's time for us to go back."

"Wangwang!" The dog shouted happily at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao took out the aircraft and picked up the dog, flew all the way to Seattle. He was too tired to fly back to New York by himself. It took several hours to take a plane.

Jiang Hao was not in a hurry. He played with Gouzi in Seattle for 2 days, and bought anything good. He just returned to the college three days later.

When Jiang Hao's motorcycle arrived at the academy, when the students saw Jiang Hao, many people cheered and surrounded him.

"Hi~ Deadpool is back."

"It's great to know he'll be resurrected."

"Deadpool, it's great to see you. Thank you for saving me that day."

Jiang Hao saved the students before and then went to save the professor. His deeds have spread throughout the academy. He has become a hero in the hearts of many people, rather than the guy who always likes to make trouble and keeps looking for death before.

Smiling and waved to the students, Jiang Hao walked into the building.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Lingdie standing in the lobby, looking at him with a smile, "Hi beauty, are you waiting for me?"

"Yes, the professor asked you to come over and be in his office." Lingdie said.

Lingdie turned around and led the way. Jiang Hao looked at Lingdie's back. I have to say that this girl's figure is really perfect, her waist and hips are swaying gently. Professional models are different, and they are so attractive when walking.

Brush ~!

Lingdie turned around and looked at Jiang Hao, staring at his eyes.

"Don't you know that I have telepathy? Looking at me so naked, I can clearly receive the dirty thoughts in your mind." Ling Die said.

"Ahem, by the way, actually, before I went to save the professor, I will build a spirit gathering array for you and give it to you later." Jiang Hao said.

The butterfly turned around.

When he turned around, Jiang Hao smiled when he saw Lingdie's side face.

I met Professor X in the office. Looking at the professor's slightly haggard face, I knew that his mental power had probably not recovered yet. The trauma this time was indeed very serious.

"Wade, thank you so much this time. You saved me and the students." The professor smiled.

"How is Stryker?" Jiang Hao asked.

"Striker is dead, but the organization behind him still exists. The situation here is very complicated. There are military participation, government leaders, large consortiums, and some conspirators who are doing it. Their purpose is terrible." The professor said in a deep voice.

Jiang Hao pondered for a while and asked, "Professor, what do you think the world will be like if Stryker or Magneto succeed?"

The professor was stunned.

Stryker wanted to eliminate all mutants, and his ideas may represent the ideas of most humans. After all, for ordinary people, mutants are dangerous existences, and of course, there are many jealous elements in it.

Magneto represents the idea of ​​most mutants. They want to survive, have a sense of identity, and have higher rights. After all, they have stronger abilities than ordinary people.

As for Professor X, he belongs to the centrist. He wants mutants to live in peace with human beings, develop together, and benefit the world.

But Jiang Hao is well aware of human greed and selfish personality. Some things are really difficult to integrate, and there is no perfection in this world.

After a long time, the professor said: "Their approach is too extreme. I still believe that mutants and ordinary people can live in peace and play their role together, and the world will be better."

Well, Professor x is still the Virgin.

"Unless a larger foreign enemy invades, such as aliens want to attack and dominate the earth, it may be that time that humans and mutants will unite to resist a larger powerful enemy." Jiang Hao said.

"Maybe." said the teacher.

Leaving the professor's office, Jiang Hao found Ed and took out the device equipped with Edman alloy from the space. Ed looked at Jiang Hao inexplicably, "What is this, is mercury?"

"Aidman alloy solution preserved by special methods." Jiang Hao said.

Ed was suddenly excited. He had always wanted to study Edman alloys before, but unfortunately Wolverine only asked him to look at his claws and could not make a little work for research, which made him feel regretful.

"Give it to me?" Ed excitedly circled around the device.

"Ed, can you create a set of armor for me, like Iron Man?" Jiang Hao asked.

Ed looked at Jiang Hao and rolled his eyes: "I don't have that ability. At most, it would be good if I could hit a knife."

Not everyone is called Tony Stark. There are only a few weapons and technology companies in Stark Industry, but there are not only a few in the world, but not in the X Academy.

"Okay, I'll go back and find someone else to build it." Jiang Hao was about to take away the device.

Ed hugged him, "Wade, give me some alloy samples. I want to do research. I don't need more, just 1,000 grams."

"One kilogram, too much, don't give it."

“500,300,200 is OK!”

In the end, Jiang Hao gave Ed 200 grams of Edman alloy solution, Ed was as happy as a child.

When he arrived at Lingdie's room, Jiang Hao knocked on the door.

The purple-haired beauty opened the door and invited Jiang Hao in. Jiang Hao took a look around, "It's much better than my place, and it's worthy of being a beautiful woman's room."

As he said that, he came to the bed, moved the original bed apart, and waved his hand, and added a two-meter-diameter circular stone pier with silver arrays on it and inlaid with six crystal signs.

Pinch the magic tricks with hands, and injected spiritual power into the crystal talisman. The spirit gathering array suddenly lit up, then returned to calm, and began to absorb spiritual power from the outside world continuously.

Lingdie was excited. From then on, her practice will definitely be several times faster than before.

"Thank you Wade." Lingdie looked at Jiang Hao and said.

Jiang Hao smiled at Lingdie, "I don't know what kind of martial arts you practice. I have a set of martial arts that you can practice after sleeping. I don't know if you want to learn it?"

Can you practice by sleeping?

Lingdie suddenly thought of the dual cultivation method that Jiang Hao had mentioned before, and her cheeks were dyed red and her eyes kept flashing.

After a while, Lingdie seemed to make up her mind, bit her lip, and nodded to Jiang Hao.

"I want to learn!"

Jiang Hao wondered why this girl suddenly became so shy.

The two sat together in the spirit gathering formation, and Jiang Hao began to teach the Sleeping Immortal Art to the Spirit Butterfly, also called the Hibernating Dragon Method. This is a set of authentic Taoist breathing and breathing techniques that can be practiced after sleeping. It was passed down from the ancestor Chen Tuan. Maoshan has the original skills inheritance, so Jiang Hao naturally learned them.

Jiang Hao recites the Exit Tips:

"The dragon returns to the Yuanhai, and the yang hides in the Yin. People say they hibernate the dragon, but I hibernate the heart. I silently hide its use and breathe deeply. The white clouds lie high, and there is no soul in the world."

"Lying high in Zhongnan, thousands of worries are empty, and the sleeping immortal lying in the white clouds. The dream soul secretly enters the Yin and Yang orifices, and breathes and uses the creation power."

Jiang Hao has practiced this Sleeping Immortal Art himself, and it is indeed effective. He can practice while sleeping and increase his skills. However, Jiang Hao has long reached the state of using exercises to sit, lying and walking. This set of exercises has little effect on him, and can be taught to the spiritual butterfly. I think it will definitely be of great benefit to the spiritual butterfly practice.

After Jiang Hao finished talking about the key points of cultivation, Lingdie asked with some confusion, "Is this the sleeping technique?"

"Then why do you think you sleep? Naturally, you have to lie down and lie on your side." Jiang Hao said solemnly.

"Oh ~ lying on the side."
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