Chapter 221: Newlywed Yaner
A beautiful spring night!
The next day, Jiang Hao woke up and saw a pair of bright big eyes staring at him. Jiang Hao smiled, "Madam, you are awake, why are you looking at me like this?"
"My husband, Yuxiang feels so happy and so happy." Miss Tie's eyes were full of love when she said this.
Jiang Hao's hand slowly slid down his back like mutton fat jade, grabbed it on his round buttocks, and said with a smile: "Then let my husband love you more."
"Ah, no." Tie Yuxiang screamed in surprise.
"What's wrong."
"There is still a pain there, and my husband didn't feel pity for Yuxiang at all last night." Miss Tie said with a pouting mouth.
Jiang Hao carried her over and put her on himself, and said softly: "Every woman has to experience this. You have prepared white silk to prove your jade bi body."
Jiang Hao's hand wanted to get broken again, Tie Yuxiang blushed and grabbed his big hand, "My husband is about to make trouble, and he still wants to get up and burn incense to his parents-in-law."
The two got up, changed into auspicious clothes at home, and after washing up, Uncle Fu had arranged for the maids to prepare tributes. Jiang Hao took Yuxiang to kowtow to his parents respectfully and burned incense, completing the last procedure.
After breakfast, the two of them didn't go out. Miss Tie had just broken her body and was still a little inconvenient to move, so they were talking in the room.
Jiang Hao said: "I have never understood that my father-in-law had a firm attitude before and had to recruit a son-in-law. Why did he agree to marry you later?"
Tie Yuxiang smiled sly and said, "After I secretly saw you that day, I pretended to be sick and lied to my father to have lovesickness. My father felt sorry for me, so I agreed."
"Love-sickness, haha, it's interesting. Your father was deceived by you. If it were me, you would have cured you long ago." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
Tie Yuxiang was surprised, "Didn't it mean that lovesickness is difficult to cure? It's a heart disease. My husband has a way to cure it."
"Yes, do you want to learn?"
Tie Yuxiang nodded.
"Actually, there are many ways. First, use your tongue to lick the tip of your nose and remember to use your own.
2. Keep your mouth shut when you sneeze.
3. The middle finger of the left foot presses the index finger, and the index finger of the right foot presses the middle finger.
4. Take a deep breath and hold your breath for 3 minutes.
5. Lick your elbow with your tongue.
Six, keep it for a minute without blinking.
7. Jump and stagnate for 2 seconds.
8. Try lying down and peeing.
Nine, draw a picture of his eighty-year-old ***.
Ten, stay in the morgue for one night.”
Tie Yuxiang looked at Jiang Hao blankly, "My husband, these methods are so weird. Also, how could that be done with his tongue licking his nose and his elbow with his tongue?"
"You just secretly tried it."
"yes."
Jiang Hao laughed, and Tie Yuxiang realized that it was Jiang Hao teasing her, and he was so angry that he slapped Jiang Hao, "You are so bad, husband."
The laughter of the two men attracted three orioles, standing at the window, chirping, and the sound was crisp, melodious and beautiful.
These three little guys are their love messengers. Tie Yuxiang loves these three little guys very much and asked curiously: "My husband, Yuxiang has always been curious about how you train them and why they are so smart."
Jiang Hao laughed, "I have a secret, do you want to know?"
Tie Yuxiang's eyes widened and she said with an inquiring look on her face: "What's the secret."
"Now you are my wife, and the husband and wife are united, and I can tell you my secret. I can't help but have the ability to remember everything you see, and there is another special ability, that is, to tame birds and beasts. Come on, I'll show you another member of the family."
Tie Yuxiang followed Jiang Hao to the yard. Jiang Hao looked around and saw no sign of the eagle. He put his finger in his mouth and whistled.
Beep ~ Beep ~
Tie Yuxiang looked around curiously, but no changes were found. "Husband, what is it~" Before she could finish her words, she saw a big bird flying from the sky. Tie Yuxiang was so scared that she screamed and quickly grabbed Jiang Hao's clothes.
When Jiang Hao raised his arm, he saw the big bird flapping its wings twice and landing steadily on Jiang Hao's arm. Tie Yuxiang looked at the big bird with a look of surprise and said, "It's an eagle, this is also tamed by my husband."
Jiang Hao nodded: "Yes, to be precise, he is a kind of falcon hunting, an eagle. I named him the little eagle. When I brought it back, I was still a half-big bird. I just flew half a month ago. I often hunted and played outside these days."
Jiang Hao touched Xiaoying's head, pointed at Tie Yuxiang and said, "Little Eagle, remember this is the mistress, the person I am closest to."
Xiaoying stared at Tie Yuxiang with sharp eyes for a long time. Tie Yuxiang's heart trembled. Xiaoying turned her head and opened her mouth and screamed.
"Okay, go and play by yourself." Jiang Hao raised his arm, and the eagle flapped its wings and flew away.
Jiang Hao held Tie Yuxiang's hand and said, "From the future, I will teach you to guide those three little guys. Although they are a little stupid, they are still funny."
"Why do my husband say they are stupid? They are the smartest birds I have ever seen, and they are still our messengers. Don't neglect them." Tie Yuxiang said.
"Yes, then the three of them will belong to you from now on."
"That husband, what are the names of the three of them?" Tie Yuxiang asked.
"The one with the most yellow feathers is called Xiaoming, the one with the heaviest dark circles is called Xiaocui, and the one with the most wing patterns is called Liuliu." Jiang Hao said.
Tie Yuxiang was stunned after hearing this, and suddenly burst out laughing, "Honey, you are so incompetent to name it. Such a handsome eagle falcon named Xiaoying, three orioles, called Xiaoming, Xiaocui, Liuliu, two orioles sing in Qingluo, hehehehehehehe."
Tie Yuxiang covered her mouth with her hands and smiled. Jiang Hao's face turned dark, "Just just now, I dare to laugh at her husband for being incompetent. I want you to see if I am really incompetent." After that, he picked up the Tie Madam and walked into the house.
"Ah, my husband, what are you going to do?" the Iron Lady exclaimed.
"Implement the Jiangjia Family Law."
"What family rules do the Jiang family have?" Ms. Tie asked timidly.
"My wife is disobedient and spanked."
Miss Tie was shocked, "Dear, don't hit Yuxiang, Yuxiang is wrong."
"It's not too late to beg for mercy when my husband gets up."
Uncle Fu was in his little room, listening to the laughter in the front yard, his face full of smiles. The wedding of the young couple was the most intimate time. The more they smiled, the sweeter they were. I think next year, the more children the Jiang family would be imported.
It's night~
A newlywed couple leaned side by side against the head of the bed, holding the "Su Nu Sutra" in their hands and watched it, and turned it over one by one, "Dragon turns, tiger steps, ape fights, cicadas stick to it, lady, which one we are going to try tonight."
"Hey, why are you hiding it? Yesterday, you pulled me and wanted to see it."
The Iron Lady's face was already so ashamed that she blushed. She covered half of her face with a quilt, leaving only a pair of bright eyes outside, and said softly: "Mr., don't you say you are an old driver, you still have to look at this."
"Learning makes people progress. It is always right to learn more and read more. You can choose one yourself."
Tie Yuxiang could not bear this. She covered her face with a quilt and said quietly under the quilt: "I listen to you."
Chapter completed!