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Chapter 1059 I don't know, it's scary

At this moment, Tang Qiang's mother exclaimed: "Qian'er, look, I still have a shredded meat here, which also sank out of that bucket!"

"Mother, it must be a good thing, I'm afraid it's a big replenishment!" Tang Qiang responded.

"Is this really the case?" Tang Qiang's mother said she was a little unbelievable. Why do I feel a strange smell?

"Mother, since you don't believe it, just give it to me!" Tang Qiang said.

Tang Qiang's mother glanced at her: "You unfilial son, you still want to compete with me with a piece of shredded pork?"

"Don't you not eat?"

"Who said I won't eat it?"

"That was my indigestion, and I pulled it out!" At this moment, a faint sound came from the living room. It was obvious that the sound was from Xiao Tianyu's mouth. Di Lanshan next to him exclaimed: "Tianyu, what did you say? Did you pull it out?"

"Otherwise?" Xiao Tianyu raised his eyes and glanced at Di Lanshan. Why are people in the fairyland so stupid? They obviously drink urine, but they still say it is holy water?

Also, I didn't mean to cheat you.

Bang

At this moment, Di Lanshan suddenly staggered and almost didn't make a fuck. She sat under the table. At first, she blamed Xiao Tianyu for not letting her drink, but now she seemed to know what it was for.

So, Di Lanshan looked at Xiao Tianyu with beautiful eyes and said, "What do you mean, that bucket is..."

"It's for urination and defecation!" Xiao Tianyu interrupted.

Puff, puff, puff

As soon as this said, Pan Jinlian, Prince of the Emperor, Tang Qiang, Tang Qiang's mother and others had just drunk the water they had in their mouths, and they suddenly vomited, and they were constantly retching.

What they drank just now was not holy water, but shit and urine.

"What, what we just drank was shit and urine?"

"This...this tm is impossible. That's holy water, okay, why did it turn into shit and urine again?"

"I don't believe it!"

"Why is it called a bathroom instead of a toilet or a pit?"

“…”

Several people showed a look of disbelief. How could this be possible? Isn’t the bathroom openly hygienic? How could it be a place to stool and urinate?

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

Swish

Immediately afterwards, the eyes of several people instantly fell on Xiao Tianyu. They hoped that Xiao Tianyu's words just now were lying to them, but unfortunately this was impossible.

At this time, Prince Emperor forced his face to Xiao Tianyu and said, "That good son-in-law, why are you... you even cheated on your future father-in-law!"

"I'm cheating you?" Xiao Tianyu showed a look of unfairness: "Have I cheated you?"

From beginning to end, I didn't seem to say anything, okay, why did this old man blame me? Besides, I should blame that 25 yuan.

"Have you cheated me yet?" Prince Emperor was so angry that he looked straight and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier? That's something that makes you shit and pee?"

"But I advised Lanshan not to drink. Didn't you hear it?" Xiao Tianyu shrugged and showed that I was innocent. It was really annoying. If these people don't listen to the advice, would he blame Xiao Tianyu?

"Impossible, this is obviously holy water!" Tang Qiang drank the most, and he didn't want to believe that this was true.

Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "Then you can continue drinking!"

"..." As soon as this statement came out, everyone was speechless. Keep drinking, keep drinking.

"You..." Tang Qiang's face turned pale, and he was almost vomited blood by Xiao Tianyu. Humph, when my master comes, I will make you look good.

But Xiao Tianyu directly ignored Tang Qiang as a fool.

Prince Emperor said to Xiao Tianyu with a depressed look on his face: "Good son-in-law, no matter what, you should make it clear. Look at me, I have drunk my urine, how can I see people in the future?"

Anyway, I'm all the princes, okay?

The most depressing thing now is Prince Emperor. He thought Xiao Tianyu could completely stop him from doing this, but Xiao Tianyu did not stop him, and watched him drink urine, and he still felt disgusting and wanted to vomit.

Even if Xiao Tianyu reminded him before, he didn't explain it clearly.

"How come you meet people, you have nothing to do with me!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly.

That guy next to him was so angry. Can't this guy cooperate? Even if he is not his father-in-law, at least for my sake, he shouldn't watch him drink urine?

Can you cheat people like this?

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Xiao Tianyu gave Di Lanshan a blank look: "If I had known, I wouldn't even remind you!"

"You dare!"

"A good man won't fight with a woman!" After that, Xiao Tianyu raised his foot and walked towards the bedroom. The next second, he saw Di Lanshan pulling his clothes and asking, "Tianyu, why do you know Tianyu International so well?"

"learn?"

"Yes!" Di Lanshan was very confused.

"My home!" Xiao Tianyu responded.

"What, your home?"

"Yeah!" Xiao Tianyu nodded seriously.

"..." Di Lanshan shut up. Does this bastard really need to make drafts if he brags? Returning your home is clearly a public place. And, do you really think you are the boss here?

Why do you like bragging these days?

Prince Emperor glanced at Xiao Tianyu with a deep look and said lightly: "Good son-in-law, it is normal for young people to be competitive, but at least they need a guide. And as far as I heard, this Tianyu International is the most special place in the entire Tiandu, and not anyone can say that!"

"..." Xiao Tianyu strangely glanced at the father and daughter of Emperor Prince and Emperor Lanshan, sighing in his heart, to be honest these days, why no one believes it? Can't he create a career at a young age?

However, Xiao Tianyu didn't explain, because he seemed to have no need to explain at all, so Xiao Tianyu immediately raised his foot and left the position.

A gloomy look flashed across Tang Qiang's eyes. It was because of Xiao Tianyu that he was so embarrassed today, and he even drank urine. Tang Qiang would never just forget this hatred.

"Okay, don't mention it, order the dishes!" At this moment, Pan Jinlian smiled slightly, and her beautiful eyes glanced back and forth on the dining table: "No, what about the menu? Why didn't you see the menu as soon as you came in!"

"Look at your ignorant look!" Tang Qiang showed his very knowledgeable look, which made Pan Jinlian's beautiful eyes glance fiercely: "You have knowledge, why do you let us drink urine?"

If this guy hadn't said there was holy water in the toilet, would we still drink urine?

"I was accidentally trapped!"

"Okay, even if you get trapped, then tell me why there is no menu here?" Pan Jinlian looked at Tang Qiang with contempt. Tang Qiang shrugged and said seriously: "This is the best place in Tiandu. Do you think you need a menu when ordering dishes!"

"You said, how do you order the dishes?"

"Of course I'm calling the waiter!" Tang Qiang glanced at it. Such a high-end place, ordering dishes is naturally not the same as other hotels.

So, Tang Qiang took a deep breath and shouted: "Waiter, order food!"

The sound is so loud, it has three levels of lion roaring skills.

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Chapter completed!
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