Chapter 232 Can you still have a face?
Ba Zhuo was pounding "bang" by Li Muyun's little heart. At this time, he was sure that the Tang Xiaoyao Hou beside him was indeed bewitching himself.
But why did I not feel disgusted at all, but rather a little happy? Even though I knew what he was not completely right, I didn’t even want to get angry.
What's wrong with me? Is it really...
Bazhuo no longer dared to think about it anymore. He knew very well what kind of path he would take if he thought about it again.
"Brother Bazhuo?!" And just as Bazhuo was in a daze, his ears remembered Li Muyun's voice again: "Brother Bazhuo is drunk?"
"Oh, Brother Mu Yun, brother, brother, I am indeed a little drunk. In addition, I have been traveling for a day today, haha..." Ba Zhuo came back to his senses and said with a embarrassed smile.
Li Muyun made a fake high-five and said with some annoyance: "Well, this is indeed my negligence. I should punish you, and I should punish you!"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, just go back and take a rest later." Ba Zhuo also smiled a little fakely and said perfunctorily.
"In this way, I won't delay my brother's rest, please!"
"Please!" Ba Zhuo did not have the intention to continue perfunctory with Li Muyun at this time, and bowed and stood up and left.
Looking at Bazhuo's back disappearing behind the door, Li Muyun turned his head and looked at Gongsun Lan. The meaning in his eyes was so simple: Did you see that, this kid has hooked up!
...
The next morning, Bazhuo got up from the couch early. After finding Tang Jian, the first thing he did was to ask for goodbye.
Tang Jian was naturally irresistible about this. Anyway, his purpose and mission have been completed, so what plans did this guy Ba Zhuo have no longer mattered.
That's it. Ba Zhuo hurriedly left Shanyin County, and did not even say goodbye to Li Muyun. He just asked Tang Jian to bring a word for him, saying that he would keep his promise and see him again in March.
After hearing Tang Jian’s retelling, Li Muyun said with some amusement: “This kid is tactful!”
"Nonsense, if you don't know how to be tickled, stay here for a few more days, probably he would be able to get his neck wiped by what you said." Tang Jian laughed and scolded: "But you are really brave, you dare to trick Prince Xue Yantuo into rebellion. If Zhenzhu Yinan knew about this, you would probably hate you even more."
"What are you afraid of? I have the Tang Dynasty behind me. As long as the Tang Dynasty stands strong for a day, if he wants to move, I have to consider my own weight to see if he is enough to fill the gaps between the Tang Dynasty." Li Muyun curled his lips and looked disdainful, as if he didn't take Xue Yantuo seriously at all.
Tang Jian looked at him and couldn't help but feel a little funny, but he had to admit that this kid was right. The real Zhu Yinan really dared not attack the Tang Dynasty at the moment, otherwise his son would not have been detained. He sent another son to find out the situation. From this point of view, it means that the guy was already timid before he started fighting.
Li Muyun accompanied Lao Tang for a while and seemed to suddenly think of something, and said seriously: "By the way, Uncle Tang, when you talk about this Xue Yantuo, you will have something to bother you when you return to Chang'an."
"Oh? What's the matter?" Tang Jian asked curiously.
"Actually, this is also simple. It is best to give your Majesty a suggestion after you go back, such as giving him a reward for Ba Zhuo and giving him a little khan's place."
Tang Jian went on a mission to the grassland several times and knew the habits of the grassland people. When he heard Li Muyun’s request, his face changed immediately. He looked at him thoughtfully and said for a while: "Are you planning to stop until you achieve your goal?"
"No, I'm afraid of killing a snake but not killing it." Li Muyun shook his head, paused before continuing: "The Bazhuo is a arrogant maniac who is taller than the sky. He always wants to ascend to the sky in one step, but he doesn't have the ability to ascend to the sky in one step. Such a person will rule Xue Yantuo is much better than a wise monarch Yi Xue Yantuo."
"Awesome, really amazing. The Tang Xiaoyao Hou is indeed extraordinary. If the Zhenzhu Yinan knew all this, he would probably regret having a neighbor like you." Tang Jian no longer knew how many times this was the unexpected surprise that Li Muyun brought to him. At this moment, he could not remember any other words except the words "The Yangtze River pushes the Yangtze River to the previous wave".
However, despite this, there was something that he couldn't understand. So after hesitating for a while, he asked Li Muyun again: "Boy, you, the third-rank Xiaoyao Hou, have the authority to write a letter to Your Majesty. Why don't you explain it to Your Majesty, but you insist on letting me convey it on your behalf?"
Unexpectedly, as soon as Tang Jian said something, Li Muyun shook his head like a wave drum: "No, no, no, it's not a conveyance. This suggestion is what you put forward. Don't have any relationship with your nephew."
"Why?"
"Please! I am actually very lazy. My favorite thing is to sleep and count money. I don't want to care about anything else. If it weren't for the generous and unlucky nephew, I wouldn't want to be related to Xue Yantuo this time."
Tang Jian was speechless by Li Muyun's words, afraid that this was the first time he had seen someone not interested in being an official, no, or someone not interested in power.
You know, not to mention anything else, just relying on Li Muyun's magical operation yesterday, combined with the Feng Shangbazhuo mentioned today, these two points together, it is estimated that the true pearl Yinan will definitely die in March, and Xue Yantuo's control over the grassland will definitely be greatly reduced by then, and Li Muyun, the guy who came up with the idea, can use this point to directly enthrone a Duke.
However, Tang Jian never expected that this guy would give him such a great contribution, but Li Muyun didn't even want Tang Jian to mention him to His Majesty the Emperor.
What kind of spirit is this? What kind of character is this? If all the people of the Tang Dynasty could be so selfless... Well, if that was the case, no one would be an official, and the Tang Dynasty would probably be over at that time.
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Two days later, Tang Jian also left, and the mission was completed. Naturally, he did not have to stay in Shanyin County. It was just the right thing to go back quickly to report to His Majesty the Emperor.
Besides, this bastard Li Muyun came to ask eight times a day, "When will you go back to Chang'an?", and three meals a day have now been changed to two. If Tang Jian didn't want to be starved to death, he could only go back to Chang'an.
Tang Jian left, Su Wanqing also left, Sun Liang and Fang Yizhi each had their own things to do. Fatty and Wang Jie were burning cement and the other was smelting iron. When no one was available, Li Muyun, the Shanyin County Magistrate, could only return home honestly, sit in the lobby of the county government, and deal with some messy things.
On this day, after dealing with the matter at hand, Li Muyun was planning to find a place to have a good sleep. Gongsun Lan, who was following him, suddenly asked, "Why?"
"What's the reason?" Li Muyun was stunned.
"Why did you give it to someone else even though it was your credit?" This question has troubled Gongsun Lan for many days, and she couldn't figure it out. This time she happened to see Li Muyun in a good mood and took the opportunity to ask.
Li Muyun seemed to be in a really good mood. When she heard her ask, she sat down again: "Do you want to hear the truth or the lies?"
"Of course it's the truth." Gongsun Lan said angrily.
I don’t know when, but Gongsun Lan discovered that Li Muyun is a talent to make people angry. If you really compete with him, the one who loses in the end must be himself.
However, this guy's talent is so powerful that you know you can't care about him, but every time you will unconsciously fall into him and then get so angry that you're so angry that you're thunderous.
"Actually, the reason here is very simple. Because I am lazy and don't want to go to Chang'an, I just want to stay in a broken place in Shanyin County. The mountains are high and the emperor is far away, so I stay more comfortable. Just like now, I can wear casual clothes to handle official duties, but if I am in Chang'an, I will not be able to go to work on time every day and get off work on time. When the emperor thinks of you, you have to run into the palace."
"And there are many officials in Chang'an, such as this duke and that uncle. You say I am a little lord, and you can't go there like a grandson every day, and I will bow to anyone who meets you."
"So, I'd better stay here. I'm the largest in the entire county town. I do whatever I want and go to work whenever I want. And I don't have to work overtime. It's so comfortable, why bother staying in Chang'an?"
Li Muyun leaned on the chair and his feet were naturally placed on the table with official documents in front. It looked very comfortable, but his image was no different from the ruffian on the street.
"What about lies?" After hearing Li Muyun's explanation, Gongsun Lan suddenly wanted to hear what lies were.
"Like it?" Li Muyun tilted his head and looked at the woman beside him, grinning and said, "People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. With my talent, if I go to Chang'an, I am afraid that Your Majesty will not know how to arrange my position. If I push the positions of those old guys, it will be so hated, do you think?"
Gongsun Lan really didn't know how to express her 'admiration' for Li Muyun, and blurted out: "Can you still be more shameless?"
"This question is good." Li Muyun took back his legs on the table, sat upright, and said to Gongsun Lan seriously: "I can tell you clearly, no!"
"You..." Gongsun Lan was so bad that Li Muyun said that she was so angry, but she, a girl, couldn't think of anything to curse.
Chapter completed!