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Chapter thirty-three

But thinking about it, let it go, isn’t it just a room? It’s no big deal!

Just like someone who wants to live together, I remember that when I lived in a steel and concrete building, I looked up and looked down and I was all people. I wanted to build a piece of land on the mountain without a rural household registration or a land number. I didn’t even think about it.

Now that we have the opportunity, there is such a big mountain, and we can build houses at will, and we can do whatever we want. We just want to live with you, a group of local bullies who don’t know what the pants are.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun sighed, shook his head and left, and chose a house that was inconspicuous in a remote corner, no matter how it looked like a tree hole.

Fortunately, the furniture in the house is still available, a couch, a table, and two things that I don’t know what it is, similar to chairs in later generations, but they are like chairs, and then... they are gone!

"Contact Officer..., Contact Officer..., Three Fatty, where are you dead?" Li Muyun, who had just crawled into the 'tree hole', almost came out of it in a blink of an eye and started yelling at the top of his throat.

"What's wrong, what's wrong!" The three fat guys' strange figure emerged from some corner.

"Where is my quilt? Don't you want me to sleep on the bed?" Li Muyun said with a chicken head shattering.

"Quick? Damn!" The three fat men's eyes were blurred at first, then they slapped the back of their heads, turned around and ran forward, shouting, "I forgot about it!"

"..." Li Muyun watched the fat man as he looked like a meat ball disappeared from afar. For a moment, he really wanted to pull that ** over and strangle him to death.

I thought that everything was ready for quilts, but I didn't take it out, but who knew that I forgot to buy this guy.

The depressed Li Muyun decided to take a shower to calm himself down. After all, that ** is one of his few friends, and it is not worth it to be strangled to death.

...

With a stomach full of depression, I came to the pool where the water was stored in the back mountain, but found that there were already people here. Chen Mu and three or four guards who were not on duty today were surrounding the pool, constantly rinsing their bodies with the water inside.

The water in the pond was raised from the foot of the mountain. The Lord of Shanyin County is not a fool and will not build a parcel in a place without a water source. Therefore, although it is a little difficult to use water, fortunately, it is not without it.

But now all these waters are brought by the craftsmen. If all the craftsmen are withdrawn in the future, Li Muyun and the others will probably have to fetch the water themselves.

...

He wandered to the edge of the pool and looked at the calf around Chen Mu and others with contempt. He took off his coat one by one, revealing his strong body flesh and... colorful shorts.

By the way, money is a good thing in ancient times or modern times. Although we often call money a bastard, life without money is indeed very sad.

Just like Li Muyun, a person who can make the Western world shake in later generations will still be poor if he does not follow the wrong path in the Tang Dynasty. Even if he has to find some fragments of cloth to make up his own shorts.

Of course, no one in the Tang Dynasty would laugh at him because as poor people, everyone is actually similar.

However, although Li Muyun's shorts were a bit ugly, they still made Chen Mu and others stunned, and several pairs of eyes stared at his butt.

High-end, too high-end. You should know that in the ancient Tang Dynasty, pants were actually open-crotch, and wearing dead-crotch pants must be a right that only people in the upper class have.

Speaking of this, the author Jun thought of a more interesting meme, which was about Jing Ke's assassination of Qin Shihuang.

Just to say that in that era, people wore open-crotch pants. However, Jing Ke was an assassin and had not received any high-level education. When sitting opposite Qin Shihuang, in order to sit more comfortably, he did not kneel down, but chose to sit with his legs spread apart.

As a result, after sitting like this, I had fun. The little brother below directly had a frank confrontation with Qin Shihuang.

Just imagine who Qin Shihuang was? He had never seen such objects in his life, and he was immediately disgusted. After he went back, he washed his eyes for several days and wanted to vomit when he saw the flesh almost half a year. If it weren't for his subordinates' ability, Qin Shihuang would probably not have been able to wait for Jing Ke to assassinate him and would have been disgusted to death by him.

After returning to the book, Chen Mu and others were washing each other, but they saw that Li Muyun had a dead crotch in her shorts, and there was a small hole in front, with a small black piece of wood on it. Although they didn't know what the thing was for, they undoubtedly made the so-called shorts look much taller.

As the head of the fake village, Chen Mu, who is the leader, has a close relationship with Li Muyun. Seeing him shaking his butt and constantly showing off his shorts, he couldn't help it, so he stopped his work and asked, "Young Master, are you wearing the legendary shorts?"

"And!" Li Muyun glanced at Chen Mu's nose again with contempt and replied in awesome way.

"Then, what is the wood in front of you doing?" Chen Mu pointed to the small piece of wood in front of Li Muyun's pants, and there was no embarrassment at all about discussing shorts between men.

Although Li Muyun felt that the scene in front of him was a bit misunderstood, in order to pretend to be a fool in front of everyone and to revenge the "big revenge" they snatched all the good room in the afternoon, he forced himself to endure the disgust in his heart, and showed the role of the dirt block to Chen Mu and others with a proud look on his face.

After watching Li Muyun take a breath, they all were speechless after watching him take a breath. After looking at each other with awkward glance, they stopped taking a shower. They put on their clothes and left dejectedly.

Helpless, I used to look down on Li Muyun and thought that this was a country bumpkin. But now I see that the real country bumpkin should be the people who are the ones.

Thinking of Li Muyun wearing shorts and being coquettish, Chen Mu sighed deeply.

...

That night, the three fat men rushed back and finally got more than a dozen beds. Everyone put them on the bed and slept comfortably.

A few days ago, the people under Chen Mu's men had no place to sleep because Li Muyun's family was in poor conditions and had no place to sleep, so they could only settle in the open air outside. Chen Mu and Chen Huo, because they were the leaders of the guards, were naturally treated better than those of their men, so they could sleep in the kitchen of Li Muyun's house.

Now it's finally done. Everyone has their own house. After getting off the tax, they finally have a place to sleep comfortably, which makes the guards much more satisfied.
Chapter completed!
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