Li Yuan was once a tough guy who was not happy with meat, but after receiving health education, the old man completely bid farewell to the wine and meat.

But quitting meat is actually similar to quitting smoking. You can ignore it, but you can't help but greedy. After eating mung beans for several days, Lao Li Yuan, who was doubting his life, almost fainted from being angry after seeing Li Muyun roasted chicken and eating barbecue.

He grabbed a plate of fried mung beans on the table and smashed them at him: "Little bastard, you want to be angry, right? When you eat beans and meat when you are old, do you think I am old and can't beat you anymore?"

Li Muyun shrank his neck and flashed across the small plate. He ignored the beans sprinkled, picked up a piece of steamed white meat with chopsticks, and tried hard to stuff it into his mouth. He subconsciously replied: "Dad, this wolf is a thousand miles away to eat meat, and a dog is a thousand miles away..."

"What's the matter with dogs walking thousands of miles? Tell me!" Li Yuan grabbed a pot of mung bean soup on the table and interrupted Li Muyun gloomyly.

"Uh..." Li Muyun quickly realized that his metaphor seemed a bit inappropriate, so he whispered and changed his words: "I mean that people eat meat and horses eat grass. This is natural. You always eat more beans for health preservation. Actually, I shouldn't object to it, but you can't eat beans every time, right?"

Seeing Li Muyun change his mouth tactfully, Old Li Yuan snorted and put down the soup bowl, and said angrily: "What's wrong with me wanting to live a few more years? Is this also wrong?!"

Li Muyun smiled and said, "Dad, who doesn't want to live for a few more years? But even if you want to live for a few more years, you can't just eat beans without eating, right? Although these beans have some effect on health preservation, I have never heard of anyone who can eat this to live forever."

Li Yuan didn't say anything, just looked at Li Muyun, not knowing what he was thinking, but after a long time he said, "Little bastard, give me a few pieces of that white meat!"

Li Muyun looked at Li Yuan in surprise and asked, "Dad, have you figured it out so quickly?"

"I just figured it out. When I get old, I just want to try your kid and see if you care about my life or death! Hurry up, don't talk nonsense, bring the meat!"

Old Li Yuan knocked on the table and looked very happy. It was probably because Li Muyun was able to persuade him seriously and satisfy the desire to be cared for.

However, Li Muyun was confused by the old man, and he was a little confused about what he was making trouble!

Although the elderly are eager to be cared for, but... but can't we just say something? Why did Mao insist on using this method to experiment? Isn't this a scam!

"What's wrong? Are you still angry? Hurry up, don't let me do it yourself!" Li Yuan saw Li Muyun in a daze, and urged him repeatedly, showing an impatient look.

Li Muyun mechanically pushed the steamed white meat in front of him to the old man. Seeing the old man eating happily, he felt aroused, and sighed and said, "Dad, do you say nothing about it? Why did you make such a fuss? I prepared for an afternoon, but I was almost going to take out my last killer move."

"Do you have a killer weapon?" Old Li Yuan raised his eyelids and said indifferently: "Come on, take it out and let me see!"

"Do you really want to see?" Li Muyun asked uncertainly.

Li Yuan put down his chopsticks, which meant that if you didn’t take out the last thing, I wouldn’t eat it.

"Wait!" Seeing the old man's attitude, Li Muyun took his heart and sat up. He came back soon after, and when he came back, he took a food box in his hand and put it on the table and opened it. He saw a steamed carp inside!

As soon as the fish was taken out, Li Muyun thought that the old man would explode like a thunder. Originally, because of his name, this thing has long been listed as a fish that was absolutely forbidden to be eaten in the Tang Dynasty. Even if he caught one, he would have to worry about whether anyone would see it, let alone put it on the table after steaming it.

Although the old man was not an emperor, he was still a "prince". He put the steamed carp in front of him. If the old man didn't get angry, he would be considered a ghost.

But what surprised Li Muyun was that the old man not only did not get angry, but instead showed a long aftertaste. After a moment, he smiled and picked up a piece of fish meat on the fish with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He closed his eyes with satisfaction. After a while, he said with emotion: "Okay, it's the original taste. I haven't eaten this thing for more than ten years. I don't know who said it at the beginning. This thing represents the Li family and cannot be eaten! Since then, I have lost my happiness."

Li Muyun could hardly believe his ears. Looking at Li Yuan's appearance of chopsticks, he kindly reminded: "Dad, do you know what kind of fish this is?"

"A carp, I'm not really stupid!" Li Yuan said indifferently.

"I know you still dare to eat? Are you not afraid of beheading?"

"What are you afraid of? When I was fighting, no one ate this thing. If I had to behead my head, the Tang Dynasty would have to kill at least half of the people." Li Yuan stuffed a bite of fish into his mouth again, ignoring Chen Mu, who was already dumbfounded by his side, pointed to the chopsticks and pointed at Li Muyun: "But if this matter really comes up, you are the culprit. If you didn't bring this fish up, how could I eat it? You said right?"

Li Muyun had to admit that what Li Yuan said was right. If he really wanted to hold him accountable, he would be the first to bear the brunt. Fortunately, Shuozhou is a broken place with high mountains and far away, no one would be bored to go to Chang'an to file a complaint because of a fish.

The little old man Li Yuan seemed to have a good time to eat, and sighed with satisfaction and continued, "Although you are not a good guy, you can get a carp to get angry, but seeing that you can still satisfy me, this matter is just forgot."

"Oh, thank you dad!" Li Muyun nodded bitterly.

Originally, he thought that if the old man was persistent and refused to change his mind, he would take out steamed carp to stimulate the old man. However, he didn't expect that the old man was just pretending, so everything that followed changed, and the carp plan naturally became a failed plan.

But the failure of the plan did not make Li Muyun feel anything. On the contrary, the boring experiment of Li Yuan made him feel like he was a big head, and suddenly he felt like coaxing a child.

I remembered that people always said that the older they were, he was a little confused. Now it seems that this matter is true, and the old man Li Yuan is still in a tendency to get smaller and smaller.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun couldn't help but give birth to the idea of ​​sending the old man back to Chang'an and letting him mess with his own son. As for his adopted son, let's forget it. For the sake of his life, it's better to be farther away from the old man, otherwise who would know what kind of demon moth this old man can make next time!
Chapter completed!