Chapter 579: Pretending to be a Pig and Eating a Tiger (1)
It has to be said that Li Muyun's chicken soup is indeed poisonous, but it unexpectedly inspired Li Chengqian's fighting spirit.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince snorted angrily and said angrily: "Okay, wait, sooner or later, I will make you unable to sleep in the morning."
"Let's talk about it when you have the opportunity. The important question now is how to solve the monks and Taoists who have occupied my land and never returned. If you can't even solve this, what else can you say sooner or later?"
As the saying goes, it is better to provoke generals than to ask for generals. Li Muyun is very clear about this, so he has no stupidity at all for Li Chengqian, so he just puts some information on it.
Li Chengqian seemed to have been deceived, but the prince was the prince after all. Even if he had never eaten pork, he had seen pigs running. How could he be so easily aroused by him? He just smiled coldly and said, "Li Muyun, don't think that I am a fool. You can't get rid of me if you put me in. From today on, you will be one of the vice presidents and work hard with me in the future."
"It's OK, anyway, with you hitting the thunder in front, it's easier for me to handle it in the back."
"You..., you scoundrel!" Li Chengqian finally realized that he seemed to be inferior to Li Muyun.
"Hahaha..., you didn't know about this today!" Li Muyun laughed, picked up the wine jar and signaled to Li Chengqian to touch it.
Li Chengqian's straight back collapsed and stretched out his hand to point Li Muyun: "I really don't know what Changle likes you, I..." Halfway through, a little eunuch ran over from afar, bowing: "Your Highness, Your Majesty, summons the Prince Xiaoyao over."
Li Chengqian immediately showed a gloating smile and slapped Li Muyun's shoulders: "Go, don't let my father wait for a long time, otherwise your trouble will come."
Li Muyun glanced at Li Chengqian with a very unwelcome look, patted his butt and stood up. Without saying a word, he walked around the Nanmuzhu in the hall and immediately saw a cow. The cowardly guy was standing in the middle of the hall and speaking in vernacular.
Lu Dongzan, a Tubo envoy, but this guy hasn't returned to China? How could he appear here? Li Muyun was slightly stunned, but his feet did not stop. He walked around several tables of old guys who were in Hapi and came to Li Er and bowed and bowed: "Brother, are you looking for me?"
"Hehe, someone wants to compare poetry with you, don't be tempted by the name of the Tang Dynasty." Li Er's face was filled with a strange smile and raised his chin behind Li Muyun.
"Are Tubo people?" Li Muyun looked back at Lu Dongzan with a laugh and cry.
As a result, he didn't even bother to turn around. The guy who was still talking just now immediately closed his mouth with a pale face and stared at him with a burning look. His expression was like seeing an enemy who killed his father.
As the saying goes, it is not that enemies don’t get together, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward. Li Muyun killed six Tubo guards with bare hands and is still vivid in his mind. He often wakes up in a cold sweat in his dreams, but he doesn’t want to meet again at this New Year’s Eve dinner in the Tang Dynasty.
Fortunately, today's occasion is quite special. At the dinner hosted by Li Er, Li Muyun should not be so arrogant and killing. This made Lu Dongzan feel more and less relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about his life.
Just as he was thinking, Li Muyun had turned around and came to him in front of him, and asked in a very caring tone: "Tubo envoy, your subordinate's feet are fine, right?"
Lu Dongzan twitched his lips and replied with a smile: "I have already met you for your concern."
Li Muyun continued to say with a smile: "Oh, that's good, but to be honest, I think your guards have changed. They are not very good at skill but have a bad temper. If you use the days to cause trouble for you in the future, it will be a long time to go."
What can Lu Dongzan say? When he meets such a rascal guy, he can only admit that he is unlucky. Moreover, based on his understanding of Li Muyun over the past period of time, he knows that this guy is just a crazy person and doesn't care about his face or not. Conflicting with such a person is completely making people feel uncomfortable.
So Lu Dongzan rationally changed the topic and said with a smile: "Your Highness, I'm here to hear that you have both outstanding poems and lyrics. I wonder if Dongzan is lucky to be able to enjoy the blessings today?"
Li Muyun sneered in his heart, knowing that Lu Dongzan must be prepared, but it would not be so easy to let him be obedient and let him mercy. Therefore, he shook his head and sighed: "They are all made up. I can't even write my name completely. If you are a rough person, how can you know any poems?"
"This..." Lu Dongzan was stunned. He originally thought that Li Muyun's perverse character could not tolerate others' provocation, but he did not expect that this guy would be humble.
"A guy who is embarrassing and defeated." Li Er was above and listened to Li Muyun's "humble" words and cursed secretly.
The group of civil servants below also looked strange and felt that Li Muyun was embarrassed to say this. Yu Zhining was even more angry and put the wine bottle in his hand on the table and hummed angrily.
Lu Dongzan was slightly happy when he saw this scene and pulled Li Muyun and said, "King Xiaoyao, don't discourage everyone's interest. We foreign ministers have heard a lot about your reputation as a versatile talent in civil and military affairs some time ago. However, today is a celebration hosted by His Majesty Tian Khan. It is somewhat inappropriate to use a sword in a martial arts sword, so why should you show off your skills in the way of poetry and prose?"
Li Muyun continued to pretend to be timid and shook his hands repeatedly: "What kind of civil and military talents are you scolding me? You see, the people sitting there are all the elites of the Tang Dynasty. They are the real talents. I just because the teacher has been studying for more than a year. The teacher always says that I am not a good person and wants to expel me from the school."
"Don't be so humble, King Xiaoyao should not be so humble. There is a saying in the Tang Dynasty that the wind is not coming. If you don't have this talent, how could you be famous and passed down from generation to generation?" Lu Dongzan seemed determined to make Li Muyun look ugly and kept persuading.
In the current situation, Li Muyun has no chance to hurt anyone, and Li Er could not let him take action in public. Lu Dongzan has no worries about taking advantage of this.
In addition, Lu Dongzan has heard some rumors during this period. Some people say that Li Muyun is indeed a masterpiece of poetry and lyrics. The more famous one is "The Song of the Frontier". Of course, more of the saying is that "The Song of the Frontier" was copied by Li Muyun from other places, and it was not written by him himself. Someone also admitted this in person, and it seems that it is more credible.
Chapter completed!