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Chapter 623 Prank

If Li Muyun didn't have a secret joy in his heart, it was actually nonsense. As a man in later generations, he didn't want three wives and four concubines? But compared to the guilt in his heart, that secret joy was insignificant.

He wanted to find out what Changle and Su Wanqing had talked about in the afternoon, but Su Yatou didn't say it, just shook his head and stood up and left the room. Then the footsteps of her leaving with the little maid Ting'er came from outside.

The mixed joys and sorrows Li Muyun couldn't sleep all night and didn't fall asleep until dawn. It was the next afternoon when he opened his eyes again. Thinking about what happened last night, it seemed like he had a dream.

However, in his subconscious mind, Li Muyun knew deeply that it was not a dream, but he really didn't know how to deal with this matter at the moment, so he could only choose temporary amnesia.

After washing up, Li Muyun, who was idle, wandered around the house. He always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it for a while. It was not until he saw the blooming lotus flowers in the back garden that he flashed his mind and gave himself a mouth: "Damn, why did you forget such a big thing!"

Mu Yu was startled by his overreaction and hurriedly came up to hold his arm: "Young Master, what's wrong with you?"

Li Muyun raised his hand and signaled that he was fine, and asked anxiously: "Girl, do you remember the small bag I gave you? It was the one I gave you before the war, you didn't throw it away?"

"Blue bag?" Maybe it was because it was too long that Mu Yu tried hard to recall for a while before saying uncertainly: "Is it the one with a few red things wrapped, called spicy... spicy or something?"

"Yes, that's it!" Li Muyun's eyes flickered. He was really worried that the little girl would feel that the thing was inconspicuous and throw it away. If that were the case, it would be a waste of resources.

Fortunately, Mu Yu, the little girl, did not have the habit of throwing things casually. She thought for a long time before saying, "I remember putting it in your study cabinet, it should still be here now."

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up, go and get it, I'm useful." Li Muyun heard that the thing was still there, and immediately urged the little girl to get it.

Chili peppers were sold everywhere in later generations, but they were definitely a rare species in the Tang Dynasty. If it weren't for Lu Dongzan's unusual identity, Li Muyun might have tied him up because of those dried peppers. One was to ask about the origin of the peppers, and the other was to see if there were any other things.

After all, chili peppers are a product of America, and are more than tens of thousands of miles away from the Tang Dynasty. According to normal logic, it is absolutely impossible for them to appear in the Tang Dynasty, and it is even more impossible for them to appear in the hands of nobles who came down from a Tubo Plateau.

So Li Muyun judged that someone must have visited America and brought back a lot of local crops from there, and somehow these things fell into Lu Dongzan's hands. This is the most correct way to open them.

And this makes the problem arise. Who has been to America, what did this person bring back? Do you still remember the route?

Li Muyun stood by the lotus pond, rubbed his chin and lowered his head to ponder. From his back, he looked quite like a depressed patient. When Lao Xia and Mu Yu arrived again, they did not dare to call him, for fear that their young master would not think about it and jump into the river.

After a long time, Li Muyun seemed to be a little impatient. He was about to turn around and asked someone to look for Mu Yu. But when he turned around, he found that the little girl was looking at him worriedly and couldn't help but glar at him: "What's wrong with you? Didn't you ask you to get peppers? Why did you use it for so long?"

Mu Yu was holding a small blue bag in his hand, which was exactly the one Li Muyun gave to her. However, at this time she put her little hand behind her, looked at the young master standing by the lotus pond, and said hesitantly: "Young Master, come here, I, I have something to tell you."

Li Muyun's heart skipped a beat. He thought that something was wrong with the peppers. He didn't care about the strange expression on Mu Yu's face and came to her a few steps and said, "What's wrong? Is the thing missing?"

Before Mu Yu could speak, Lao Xia was already crying: "Prince, Prince, you, don't be too lazy to think about it. All the young and old in our mansion are counting on you. If you really have a few things..."

Li Muyun was frightened by Lao Xia for no reason. Before he could finish speaking, he interrupted him and said, "Lao Xia, what are you nervous about? What happened? What are you looking for me?"

As a result, Lao Xia was still not over yet. He kept wiping tears with his sleeves and muttered: "Prince, Lao Xia is incompetent and cannot share your worries, but even so, you can't jump into the river. If there is anything that cannot be solved, you can go to the Supreme Emperor. With the Supreme Emperor here, nothing can be solved."

After hearing Lao Xia’s nagging, Li Muyun suddenly realized that he had just watched the lotus flower beside the pool misunderstood. Seeing him endlessly, he couldn’t help but kick him in the lap: “Fuck, you are going to commit suicide. Why are you doing well in your life? What are you thinking about, you old guy!”

Old Xia was kicked and shook, but at this moment he didn't care about this at all. He looked up at Li Muyun in shock and said, "Your Majesty just stood by the pool, don't you want to..."

Li Muyun's face was thrust in anger, and she raised her foot and wanted to kick her again: "I want to be a big deal, I'm just looking at the lotus flowers!"

Lao Xia learned to learn this time, so he flew away to the side, waved his hand awkwardly while retreating to the distance, and said embarrassedly: "Well, the old servant suddenly remembered that there were still some accounts that were not cleared. Prince, please be busy first!"

"Come back!" Listening to Lao Xia's not very reliable explanation, Li Muyun glared: "Go and find a gardener with better skills to come back. I'm very useful. I'll give you a quarter of an hour. Go and go back quickly, otherwise you'll be ready to sleep at the city gate at night."

"Oh, go immediately, go immediately!" Lao Xia agreed while leaving at a speed that was completely unrelated to his age.

Although he knew that Li Muyun was just scaring him, the boss said that even if he didn't scare him, he wouldn't dare to be careless, let alone make a big mistake just now, and it was just the time when he needed to make up for his merits.

Li Muyun looked at Lao Xia running far away, then looked at Mu Yu, who was standing not far away and laughing, and said hatefully: "Where is the thing? Did you bring it?"

Seeing that she was found giggling, the little girl was embarrassed to stick out her tongue and quickly handed the small bag in her hand to Li Muyun: "Here!"

Li Muyun ignored the little girl and opened the bag as fast as possible. He only breathed a long sigh after seeing a few red peppers lying inside.

But when he saw the little girl who was leaning out from the bottom of his eyes, his eyes rolled and he suddenly thought of a bad idea.

Mu Yu stood beside him observing Li Muyun's movements. Seeing him taking out a red thing from inside and sniffing it comfortably under his nose, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Young Master, what is the thing here?"

"I told you before that this is called chili, just like radish and white squid. But there should be only these things in the Tang Dynasty, it is a very rare thing." Li Muyun explained to the little girl, and then broke the dried chili in his hand, put the seeds back into the cloth bag, and put the broken small piece of chili into his mouth and chewed it slowly.

Mu Yu is a child after all. At the age of teenagers, he was curious about everything. He heard Li Muyun say that there were few people in the world and unparalleled in the world. When he looked at the infinite satisfaction written on his face, he became more and more curious, and his mouth moved again and again.

Li Muyun secretly observed the little girl's movements, ignored her when she saw this, picked up a broken piece of fragments and put them in her mouth.

"Young master..., is it delicious?" The little girl finally couldn't help but ask what she thought was.

"Well, of course!" Li Muyun nodded, then showed a sudden look. He looked down at the few pieces of pepper left in his palm, reached over, and asked the little girl, "Do you want to try it?"

Although Mu Yu was a little embarrassed, hesitated for a moment and could not stand the temptation of curiosity. He carefully picked up one of the smaller ones and put them in his mouth.

But then again, although the little girl looked smaller, in fact, the real small ones were all in Li Muyun's mouth, and what she was holding was only relatively small.

Li Muyun watched the little girl put the peppers into her mouth. After her mouth moved little by little, a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face. Then she turned her tongue and two small pieces of pepper pieces had been bitten between her teeth by him, and then she vomited out in Mu Yu's astonished gaze.

"Young Master..." The little girl Mu Yu in shock seemed to realize something. She was about to say something, but a burning feeling came from her mouth, and her whole tongue seemed to be different from her.

Almost in the blink of an eye, the poor little girl staged a face-changing show in front of the unscrupulous young master Li Muyun. Her originally pink face turned red in an instant, and she jumped and jumped on the ground, and her little tongue was spit out, and her two little hands suffocated her tongue to the death.

As for Li Muyun, he was laughing at this time, and he looked like a child who had just had a prank.

As a result, before he could finish laughing, he saw the little girl start to wipe her eyes with her hands, probably because she was so hot that she shed tears.

To be honest, Li Muyun really wanted to stop the little girl's movements at this time, but Mu Yu's movements were too fast, so fast that he couldn't react.

So the little girl danced even more happily, and tears kept flowing out, accompanied by bursts of screams and crying.

Li Muyun smiled for a while, but was afraid that the little girl would get a problem with her, so she ordered someone to get cold water to rinse her mouth, and at the same time, she used clean water to help her wash her eyes and hands.
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