Chapter 722 Life is like a play (2)
"Your Majesty, aren't you drunk?" With a strong desire to survive, Li Muyun showed a smile that was even worse than crying.
"You can't know how much I drink." Li Shimin stood up and sat up from the bed, squinted his eyes and said, "If I didn't pretend to be drunk, I wouldn't be able to find out that you are so good at talking."
Li Muyun continued to struggle: "No, I'm just talking nonsense, your majesty, don't take it to your heart."
At this point, Li Muyun has figured it out. It turns out that Li Shimin didn't really drink too much, but ran to him to pretend to be pitiful, hoping that Lin Ruoxi could change his mind.
It was ridiculous that he thought Li Er had been drunk too much, so he spoke proudly for a long time. Now he probably didn't know how he died.
"Hmph, nonsense is indeed nonsense, but it is not all nonsense." Li Shimin was already drunk at this time, and stood up and turned around on the ground for a few times and murmured: "At least it is nothing wrong with accompanying Ruoxi."
Seeing that Li Er did not attack again, but agreed with his own point of view, Li Muyun's eyes lit up: "That's right? Then, don't I have to go to Dali Temple?"
"If you think beautifully, you can avoid death, and you can't escape the crime of living." Li Shimin snorted and said threateningly: "If you can't let Ruoxi change her mind before New Year's Eve this year, you'll be ready to take over Lao Long's work."
"What? Take him back?" Li Muyun glanced at Lao Long standing next to him, and felt a chill in his chest and his back was wet in an instant.
But Li Er ignored him again and walked towards the door of the room with his hands behind his back. Before leaving, he said, "Don't forget, take Ruoxi to my place tomorrow. If you dare not go, be careful of your legs."
"No!" Li Muyun agreed with a bitter face, but his heart was bleeding.
Originally, this matter had nothing to do with me, so I was so fucking blamed myself for having a broken mouth and chatting endlessly. Now, I was caught by Li Er and I might have to go to the palace to be a eunuch at any time.
However, even if you are worried at the moment, everything will depend on God's will, so let it go.
Thinking of this, Li Muyun lay back on the bed, and fell asleep after not having time to defecate.
The next day, it was noon, and Li Muyun was glaring at him in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he saw Lin Ruoxi glaring at him angrily.
"Grandma, please let me go. Yesterday was your father, today was you. Can you still let me sleep calmly?"
"Say, what did he tell you yesterday?"
Li Muyun turned over and said lazily: "I said I wanted to marry you to the Turkic people, so that you could milk the grassland every day and take care of the children."
‘Pa’, as soon as Li Muyun finished speaking, he was patted on the head: “Nonsense, I…the Turks have been destroyed, so I will not be married to the Turks, and I will not serve those stinking khans.”
It is probably impossible to sleep. Li Muyun simply sat up and rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "You can't help but let it go. Who told you to marry Khan? If you want to marry, you will marry those herdsmen."
Lin Ruoxi's face turned pale and gritted her teeth and said, "Li Muyun, believe it or not, I will spread the whole of Chang'an all the things that you peeked at Widow Li's bath."
"I believe it, can't I believe it?" Li Muyun raised his hand and surrendered, put on his clothes and got out of bed, and said while washing: "Go to see the old man with me later, and then go to see His Majesty in the afternoon."
When the little girl who had just recovered from her face when she heard that she was going to see Li Shimin, she turned her back and said, "If you want to go, you will, I won't go anyway."
Li Muyun said indifferently: "If you love or not, this matter has to be solved long ago. If it cannot be solved, it is estimated that you will have to die of old age in Chang'an in this life."
"Then I'd rather die."
"Oh, death is not that easy sometimes." Li Muyun washed his face, combed his hair under the servitude of Mu Xin, and looked at the depressed little girl and said lightly: "If you are not afraid of even dying, are you still afraid of going to see the emperor with me?"
The little girl stubbornly turned her head: "Why do I have to go to see him?"
"In theory, your parents have received their bodies and hair. Although Your Majesty has not fulfilled his responsibilities for raising them, he has the grace of childbirth. In terms of human nature, if this matter is not resolved, it will always leave a demon in your heart and will torture your mind in the future. Do you understand if I say this?"
Li Muyun thought that he had done his best. If Lin Ruoxi still did not agree to meet Li Er with him, then he could only let the emperor find a way.
Fortunately, the little girl is not a single person. When she was a child, she still had a tacit understanding between them. After hesitating for a while, Lin Ruoxi turned her head and said reluctantly: "Then, then I'll listen to you once and see him with you tonight, but don't expect me to forgive him."
"It doesn't matter if you don't forgive me. No one will be able to get along with money anyway, right? You call me dad and you will immediately enjoy endless wealth and wealth, countless gold, silver and jewelry, countless thugs will follow you when you go out, and countless handsome men and beautiful women will accompany you when you go home. You can eat whatever you want and come whatever you want. How great is this!"
The love and the benefits of Xiao Zhi were the last solution that Li Muyun could think of. If he still couldn't understand the little girl, then there would be no trick.
However, the little girl had the idea of the little girl, and she curled her lips disdainfully at Li Muyun's temptation and said nothing.
"Okay, have you eaten? If you don't eat, just eat some with me, and then let's go and meet the old man. You haven't seen him for years."
The little girl gave Li Muyun a white look: "I'm still eating, who's as lazy as you? I'll sleep until noon."
"Uh... it's actually noon?!" Li Muyun looked out the window, and it seemed that the sun had really risen high. Although it was not yet noon, there was still the end of Si.
"Hmph! Let's go quickly, it will be dark in a while." Lin Ruoxi glanced at Li Muyun with contempt, and regardless of the fact that he had not eaten breakfast, he opened the door and walked out.
"This little girl is becoming more and more dissatisfied with discipline." Li Muyun patted her forehead helplessly, and chased after Mu Xin and Mu Yu who were holding back their smiles.
Anyway, it was already noon, so I just wanted to get breakfast and lunch together and go to the old man to have some food. I just hope that the little girl won't cause any trouble.
In the back village of the mountain village, in a spacious yard, Li Yuan sat under a huge pine tree. The canopy like an umbrella covers the scorching sun, and the gusts of mountain wind make every pore on his body cheer and excitement.
Chapter completed!