Chapter 1: Job No. 9527
It is always dark late in midsummer, and it is already seven o'clock, and it is still bright.
Yan Chao looked at the sun outside the window and thought about what to eat tonight. It seemed that because of the second daughter-in-law of the Seventh Uncle's brother-in-law, his mother and father, both went back to their hometown. When his mother told Yan Chao about this, Yan Chao was playing games and didn't listen carefully at all.
"By the way, when was the last time I had eaten?" He thought for a long time, then looked at the instant noodles bucket that smelled bad in the corner of the table, and stood there for a long time.
"Don't worry, let's talk about it again." Yan Chao's mouse clicked on the folder with "Study Materials" written on it very smoothly. When he was about to open "Physiologic and Hygiene Knowledge", a window suddenly popped up on the desktop.
"Dear, are you still shopping in Xbao? Out."
Nowadays, pop-up advertisements are so omnipresent. Yan Chao looked at the ad blocking software that had no movement at all. He couldn't help but shake his head. Everyone said that this software is good, but there were still loopholes, which gave the pop-up window an opportunity. Yan Chao clicked the fork of the pop-up window and muttered, "Damn, now the scammers are so bold, and even phishing websites dare to blatantly."
Unexpectedly, Yan Chao finished speaking and the pop-up window came again: "Dear, we really don't cheat money."
Well, was the computer controlled by the hacker? Yan Chao was sweating coldly, but then he thought that there was nothing worth stealing on his computer, so he felt a little relieved unless the hacker was among us and deleted the movie he had treasured for many years.
"Hey, who are you?" "Dear, I am the customer service of the Universe Super Invincible Trading Website, with work number 9527."
The pop-up window changed the text again and said, Yan Chao wiped his forehead and sweated coldly. The scammers are really bored now. If you take a job number, you don’t call it 5250 or 5438, you just call it 9527. How can you let Stephen Chow love? What should you do if Miss Qiuxiang?
"9527, what are your 'Cosmic Super Invincible Trading Website' selling? How to trade?" Yan Chao thought, since you dare to lie to me, then I will also play tricks on you, otherwise wouldn't it be a big loss?
"Dear, we have everything, technology, martial arts, immortal cultivation, magic, etc. Whether it is flying, walking, swimming, or melons, fruits, danders, birds and beasts, we have it all." A pop-up window shows the text, and a website appears below, or an international domain name of .com!
“…”
Yan Chao felt like he had rushing over 10,000 grass mud horses: "Damn, do you think I am the protagonist of a cool article? Have you read too many Qidian online articles? Boss, please find a better excuse to lie. My IQ looks like three years old!"
"Dear, be more rational." Work number 9527 said persistently: "You didn't hear it wrong, dear, our website was in the early stages, otherwise we wouldn't have looked for members immediately. Dear, you are the only member of our website on earth."
"Responsible for your sister's wisdom, I feel like the whole earth is the only one who is like a sucker. I said 9527, do you still want to tell me that as long as 998, the super magic can be brought home?"
"How do you know?" A surprised expression appeared on the pop-up window.
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I know you have a look. Yan Chao is too lazy to continue talking about this 9527 or something. Isn’t it just a hacker who invades the computer? The antivirus software can’t handle it. I’ll just reinstall the system. Yan Chao didn’t pay attention to the pop-up window and moved his beloved “learning materials” folder from the C drive to the D drive.
"You must not be the stubborn virus that needs to install the entire hard drive."
He prayed silently in his heart, but saw another line of words on the pop-up window: "Dear, masturbation hurts your body."
"Damn, you're still in charge."
Yan Chao said, preparing to bend down and press the computer's power switch. At this moment, he suddenly discovered a problem. He had never bought a microphone!
In an instant, a strange current penetrated Yan Chao's brain, causing his heart to suddenly accelerate.
"The computer motherboard probably doesn't have a microphone."
Yan Chao was extremely excited and shouted in a trembling voice: "9527?"
"What are you doing?"
"How did you communicate with me? I don't have a microphone plug in my computer."
Yan Chao asked, he himself didn't know why his voice was so shaking.
"We've talked about Universe Technology. Dear, we have bound every random person. As long as you want to talk to me, I can receive it once your brain fluctuates."
The text in the pop-up window continued to change. After reading it, Yan Chao tentatively shouted in his heart: "9527?"
"I'm here honey."
Yan Chao was instantly as if he was struck by a flash of lightning, as if he was burnt on the outside and tender inside!
"Damn it, it's really!!!" Yan Chao calmed down his excitement and asked, "9527, how can I open your website?"
"Dear, didn't I send you a link just now?"
Yan Chao said a little regretful: "I didn't save it."
"That's it..." A series of dots appeared on the pop-up window. Yan Chao was afraid that 9527 would say, "There is only one chance, dear." Then he would be broken. He probably would be the most tragic adventurer in history.
Fortunately, another website soon appeared on the pop-up window, which was still the international domain name of .com. Yan Chao was even more excited, and his hand holding the mouse trembled and opened the website.
"Can you also use the World Wide Web in the universe?" A ray of evil thought flashed through Yan Chao's mind.
Perhaps because he noticed what Yan Chao was thinking, a small line of words appeared on the pop-up window: "Dear, our Universe Super Invincible Trading Website was created by reference to the online community on the earth. This is why only a backward earth can have a membership."
The website buffered very quickly, and in a short while, a page of an online community appeared in front of Yan Chao. A few big words were raised - the Universe Super Invincible Trading Website. Below the look raised is a line of small words: There is nothing you can't buy, only unexpected! Then the entire page was divided into two small sections, knowledge area, and physical area.
"9527, do I need to save the website link now? Also, will my membership account be stolen by others? What's going on with the knowledge area and the physical area? How do I buy the things inside?"
Yan Chao asked several questions in a row, and answered them all on the pop-up window: "First of all, as long as you register your username for the first time, you can open this website in the sea of consciousness without using the computer. In this way, there will be no problem of being stolen by member accounts."
The pop-up window was refreshed and continued to answer: "The so-called knowledge area includes two categories: technology and fantasy. You only need to pay for the forum point if you want to learn. After purchasing knowledge, you can learn it as soon as possible, or learn it later."
"Then can I let others learn? Also, what is the forum point?" Yan Chao interjected.
"No, dear. As for the forum point, you can earn the forum point every time you post or sell something. Please check the forum help for details."
Yan Chao nodded and thoughtfully said, "That's it, then 9527, what's the real area?"
"The physical area is also divided into two categories: technology and fantasy. The items inside are all physical objects. Dear, you can choose to store the warehouse or take it out immediately after purchasing it."
"What is a warehouse?"
Yan Chao asked curiously. 9527 answered with no worries. "The warehouse is a place where things are stored in person. The warehouse of the forum novices has about 100 cubic meters. For each upgrade, the capacity of the warehouse will be expanded ten times.
So that's it. Yan Chao excitedly registered a username, using his own name. No one here knows him anyway. After he finished registering, another line of words appeared on the pop-up window: Congratulations on becoming the 11213562694th user of the Universe Super Invincible Trading Website. I wish you a happy transaction and goodbye. After that, the pop-up window slipped away and disappeared!
Yan Chao always had the desire to get into the thief's nest...
"9527? I said, 9527? Hello, I don't bring this one. I still have many questions. Don't leave!"
Yan Chao shouted for a long time without any reaction, so he had to turn off the computer, close his eyes and lay on the bed, silently chanting the Universe Super Invincible Trading Website in his heart! Then, the homepage of the trading website actually appeared in his mind! "Damn it, it's true, it's true! I'm developed, I'm really developed!" Yan Chao's little heart thumped and kept saying, "Will you be soaked in one ocean horse or two ocean horses in the future? This is a question.
Chapter completed!