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Chapter 23: Poor Helpless Nintendo(1/2)

Lin Jiu, whose real name is Lin Fengjiao, is the ninth eldest in the family. She is a disciple of the Maoshan sect and has been practicing Taoism since she was a child.

Under the guidance of his master's elders, Lin Jiu rose to prominence with his extraordinary talent and gained the true inheritance of his master. He was originally designated as the next head of the Maoshan Sect.

Just because I didn't want to compete with my senior brother, I quit on my own initiative and opened a dojo near Renjia Town.

A few days ago, Lin Jiu received a letter from his junior brother Mamadi, asking him to help exhume the corpse. Lin Jiu had something to do, so he never went to see them.

So much so that Mamadi lacked manpower and asked his unreliable apprentice Ahao to transport Nintendo's body to Renjia Village alone.

As a result, Ah Hao was blackmailed along the way, and Nintendo was captured by a foreigner who liked to study zombies, injected with hormones, and transformed into its current invulnerable form.

Due to the abnormal mutation, Nintendo developed a new consciousness, but he still remembered the music in the music pocket watch given to his granddaughter Ren Zhuzhu.

Nintendo just heard the music and came here, scaring away Ren Zhuzhu and Ah Hao.

But after listening for a while, the sound of the pocket watch disappeared, and Nintendo became angry.

It was at this time that Lin Jiu, dressed as a zombie, appeared in front of Nintendo.

He first used a talisman arrow to scare the snake away and shot Nintendo next to him. Then he inserted talisman arrows into his body and planned to use a bitter trick to get close to Nintendo.

Nintendo had been shot by Lin Jiu with a talisman arrow before, but he didn't see who shot it. At this time, he saw a "zombie" with a talisman arrow in his body. Nintendo, who was thinking, thought he had met a companion, and stood up like a big brother.

He came out, pulled out the talisman arrows on Lin Jiu's body, and broke them off.

【Does it recognize me? Impossible!】

Lin Jiu took advantage of Nintendo's memory and threw away the wooden board in his clothes.

At this time, Nintendo helped Lin Jiu up, smelled it, and asked, "Why don't you smell corpse?"

Most people can't understand corpse language. Once the secret is revealed, Nintendo will definitely suck the blood out of it.

At this time, the importance of knowing a foreign language is reflected.

Lin Jiu is very knowledgeable and talented. He can really talk to people and ghosts. He speaks corpse language: "I just died a few days ago, so of course there is no corpse smell."

Nintendo has intelligence, but it is like a new baby, which is equivalent to a child of several years old. It is innocent and innocent, and immediately believed Lin Jiu's lies.

I don’t even think about it. I have to take hormones to walk in the sun. Why is there a zombie in front of me?

With this IQ, if I don't use some ability, I probably won't be able to save my money if I go to northern Myanmar.

Just then, a firefly flew over and landed on Nintendo's shoulder.

This firefly is the guiding firefly.

Neither Nintendo nor Lin Jiu paid attention and continued to communicate.

"where are you going?"

"Go to Renjiacun."

"Me too, let's go together, I'll protect you."

"OK!"

With that said, Nintendo took the lead and jumped in the direction of Renjiacun.

...

At this time, Jiang Fan, Nu Qing Ji, Wu Xin, Xiao Dingmao and Yue Ya were on the bank of the river. Because Jiang Fan had set up four combination formations and blindfolds to isolate sound, smell and vision, outsiders could not see at all.

Without them, not even Nintendo can smell the blood of strangers.

"How come there are two zombies and they can still move around during the day? It's really strange. Aren't zombies afraid of the sun?"

Wu Xin does not understand the Tao.

Xiao Dingmao rolled his eyes at Wu Xin: "What do you mean? One is a zombie and the other is a human."

"Human? How can a human be mixed with zombies and still speak corpse language? I can't even do that."

Wuxin glanced at Lin Jiu and tried to use his Dharma Eye. As expected, he did not see the corpse aura: "He is really a human being. He has a lot of trouble."

Xiao Dingmao said: "The corpse language is not difficult, and not all zombies are afraid of the sun. There are different types of zombies. Some advanced zombies are completely immune to the damage of the sun, can hide corpse energy, and even have special magical powers.

"

"Oh~"

Wuxin nodded, indicating that he had gained more knowledge.

Yue Ya didn't interrupt. She is now a cook. She came here and was still a little scared when she saw the zombies.

Nu Qingji looked at Jiang Fan: "Do you want to do something?"

"Lets see."

While talking, Jiang Fan took out his mobile phone and started recording.

The scene of Uncle Ying catching zombies is not easy to see. If you take this back and put it online, you will probably become a popular blogger overnight.

The premise is that no one will find out and ban the account.

【Uncle Ying!】

When Jiang Fan saw Lin Jiu, he felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

I remember watching zombie movies when I was a kid, feeling both excited and scared at the same time.

Sometimes after watching a zombie movie, I don’t dare to walk at night. When I encounter a dark place, I will speed up for fear that a green-faced and fanged vampire zombie will emerge from the dark corner.

But as long as I see Uncle Ying appear, I will feel an indescribable sense of security.

It's a pity that Uncle Ying died young, and zombie movies also declined, and they can no longer produce the original flavor!

"Master, what magic weapon are you holding in your hand?"

Seeing the mobile phone in Jiang Fan's hand, Wu Xin came over curiously. Xiao Dingmao also wanted to see it, but he turned into a human form and was only 1.5 meters tall. Next to Jiang Fan, who was 1.87 meters tall, he could only look up.

"This is a mobile phone. It can take pictures and videos. I would like to give you one as a gift."

Jiang Fan said as he took out a new mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Wu Xin.

Little Dingmao looked at Jiang Fan: "Master, I want it too."

As a glutton, Dingmao is not only greedy, but also greedy. When he sees novel things, he wants to take them for himself.

"Okay, everyone has a share."

Jiang Fan took out the mobile phone he brought from the world of bad people and gave it to Dingmao and Yueya.

The performance of this mobile phone is better than that of Apple in the real world. It can be charged for three minutes and can watch videos for a day. It can be used in the real world by inserting a card. It has various functions and can also communicate with short-distance wireless video.

Can be used for communication purposes.

While Wu Xin, Yue Ya and Xiao Dingmao were playing with their mobile phones, Lin Jiu, who was jumping around with the Nintendo, had already started to make moves.

Lin Jiu showed no respect for martial arts and made a sneak attack from behind. A command flag flew out and was inserted into Nintendo's back.

But Nintendo made no move and danced even more happily.

Seeing this, not only Lin Jiu was confused, but Wu Xin, who was watching the show, was also confused.

"Is this Taoist priest's flag just fake? Why does it have no effect at all?"

Hearing Wu Xin's words, Jiang Fan said: "That Ling Qi is not an ordinary guy. It's just that this zombie is weird and is not afraid of ordinary Taoism."

"If you are not afraid of Taoism, what is the origin of this zombie?"

At first, Wu Xin thought that it would not be difficult to deal with Nintendo, but he didn't expect that it would be invulnerable. How could he play with it?

[I wonder if my blood is of any use to it?]

It was the first time I encountered a zombie that was not afraid of Taoism. I had no confidence in the blood that I had used to defeat the enemy.

At the same time, Lin Jiu used many tricks, including Five Emperors' Money, Thunder and Lightning Talisman, and Yin-Yang Bagua Mirror. Unfortunately, none of them had any effect, and several magic weapons were damaged. It can be said that he lost his wife and lost his troops.

He was hit one after another. Although he was not harmed, Nintendo still felt something was wrong. He glanced around but did not see the enemy.

Then his eyes paused in the direction of Jiang Fan and others.

"Has it been discovered?"

Wu Xin asked doubtfully.

"should not."

Jiang Fan was still very confident in his formation skills. He signaled everyone to be careful while he continued to observe.

Sure enough, Nintendo quickly shifted its attention and asked Lin Jiu to go first and observe the environment by himself.

After glancing around, Nintendo set his sights in the direction of Jiang Fan and others, and then seemed to have discovered something, and jumped over.

"Master, I'm going to meet it."

Nuqingji yawned, then volunteered, ready to show off.

"Well, be careful."

Jiang Fan reminded him, but he was not worried about the safety of Nu Qingji.

After the Nu Qing Chicken is combined with the Chicken Dabao Stand Card, its strongest point lies not in its physical strength, but in its creative ability.
To be continued...
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