Chapter 1647 + Chapter 1648: It's a joke(1/2)
"Unexpectedly" said that it was aimed at the miniature cube, but the problem is that the "micro cube" clearly covered his ears and told you whether it was not listened or not. Therefore, the program "took great painstaking efforts" to find the wrong person. Oh, it's not right, it should be said that it was looking for the wrong machine.
Of course, the program itself, essentially, is not much better than the miniature cube, so this guy really doesn't know how to write the word "lost".
Anyway, there are only two guys, one is "heartless" and the other is "heartless". Don't laugh at each other, and no one is much better than each other.
That's right, the program said unexpectedly: "The countdown begins!"
Then, it is nineteen eight seven six five four three two one!
This is a punctual statement without taking too much breath. After speeding up, I feel very calm.
Perhaps this change is different from the previous style, so the miniature cube was really "moving" for a moment this time.
Of course, compared with the gradual increase in emotions before the program to almost "honeyness", it is simply not worth mentioning. To be compared, Chu Zheng and Shen Lianghe, who are bystanders, have to pity the program.
"The countdown has begun." Chen Lianghe said.
"Yes." Chu Zheng nodded, indicating that he heard it.
"But what after the countdown ends?" Chen Lianghe rubbed his ears and said, "Is the 'countdown' in his mouth just a random number?"
Chu Zheng grabbed his chin, shook his head slowly and said, "It seems that it's that simple?"
He was also incredible.
As the two of them said this, the program spoke again: "hia~~hia~~hia~~hia~~hia!!!"
"???!!!!" Chen Liang and the other two eyes immediately widened when they heard the sound, "What does this mean?! How could such a demonic laughter come out?! It seems to be malicious!"
Chu Zheng was also shocked. He mainly did not expect that the person who designed the program would be so inappropriate.
"I'll give you a warning, you won't listen! If you don't eat toast, you will be punished for wine, okay! OK! OK!"
These three sounds sounded very ups and downs. As soon as the word "good" with a charming charm came out, Chen Liang and his first reaction were to tighten the "hard helmet" on their heads.
"Be careful, Lao Chu, as the saying goes... Oh, I can't think of what to say! You are also asking for good luck!" Chen Liang and his neck shrank, and their hands tightly protected the vital points.
He is ready for self-destruction.
"After all we are men who have been subjected to all kinds of rigorous training and tests, just a sound?! It's no big deal, just bear it and pass by." He muttered in a very small voice, hugging himself tighter again.
"..." Chu Zheng pursed his lips, looked at Chen Lianghe, who had already made very standardized evasion movements, and pursed his lips.
Although he was also alert, he always felt that things would not have reached this level, but he didn't know what was going on.
"Hmph! Since that's the case, then if you don't get out, I'll get out~~" The mechanical voice said calmly, and even calmly after saying this sentence, it became quiet.
Chu Zheng: "..."
Chen Lianghe: “…???”
Nani? What's going on?
Or, maybe... wait a little longer?
One second, two seconds, three seconds... Five seconds... One minute, two minutes...
OK, it's still extremely quiet.
"I think..." Chu Zheng looked at the miniature cube as if it was not affected, and completed the last division. Then the program was as if it was invisible and did not make a sound. The guess in his heart became more and more certain. Then he spoke up and said, "Maybe, the program... has ended."
"Old Chu, do you say... the program has ended?" Chen Lianghe let go of his hand, slowly raised his head, and confirmed with Chu Zheng, "How did you know?"
"Look, the microcube has completed another step of work. According to the previous reaction, the program should have interfered with it now, but from the actual situation, there is no such thing. Do you think, is this normal?"
"Of course not!" Chen Liang and shook their heads, "I admit that what you said makes sense, but the problem is... it just waves his hand and turns around without taking away a cloud of clouds... It's uncomfortable! It's all light! Why do I feel... there may be something wrong here!"
He accurately expressed his uneasiness to Chu Zheng.
After hearing this, Chu Zheng slowly shook his head: "What you are worried about should be unlikely. I prefer this to be a kind of temptation! Based on psychological temptation."
"That means that as long as the tester is shameless enough, then it's OK! If you want to get it, get it!" Chen Lianghe was a little resistant to the possibility that he had already recognized.
"You said this!" Chu Zheng asked him to say it, and couldn't help but sneer and ask, "This is like you really have a way to meet that shameless scoundrel!"
Chen Lianghe: "..."
Although Lao Chu said this very heartbreakingly, it must be admitted that this guy said it was right!
He silently covered his chest with his hands, his shoulders slightly closed, looking a little pitiful!
However, he could not "impress" Chu Zheng's conscience. In Chu Zheng's view, "Pity people must have something hateful!" This principle is very good, and it is rare for anyone to find a "hard guy" just passing it.
so……
Well, Mr. Chen Liang and Mr., you can go "do whatever you should do"!
"If it's so easy to make people feel nervous, Old Chu, do you say that those two guys were captured alive because of it, isn't it a bit unfair?" Chen Lianghe was silent for a moment until he believed everything from body to heart, and then to spirit, or after admitting Chu Zheng's words, he said to Chu Zheng.
The angle he thought was really unique, at least Chu Zheng didn't expect this now.
So when Chu Zheng heard this, his first reaction was to remain silent: "..."
Immediately afterwards, his second reaction was that it seemed to be really unfair!
Of course, he couldn't say so carelessly, after all, he was not Chen Liang and this guy who would let him go and send him a few more times.
"After a while, after we take out the miniature cube, we can confirm the next action plan and find a way to save the person."
He said this and was already pitiful to those two people!
The poor man is actually... not as good as a machine. As long as you think about it, it will be a pity for them!
Obviously, Chen Lianghe heard Chu Zheng’s voice-over, and couldn’t help but nod and said, “Yes, maybe in the end, we are all in all things!”
"..." Chu Zheng thought about it and told Chen Lianghe, "When we see someone, don't talk like this! When you speak like this, I'm a little afraid that those two people will fight you for their honor and dignity!"
Chen Lianghe: "..."
Lao Chu, what you said makes sense!
This left him speechless.
Otherwise, he might as well sympathize with those two!
"Didi!" Just as Chen Liang and Chu Zheng were silent, a familiar voice sounded again.
Perhaps, before this... the frequency of slightly similar sounds appeared too high, so Chen Liang and the others didn't care about thinking carefully, and shouted: "Damn it! Come again?"
Chu Zheng looked at this comrade who was already as frightened as a frightened bird and waited silently until the other party's mouth opened to the maximum extent before saying, "This sound was uploaded from the miniature cube."
"..." Chen Liang and he paused.
Haha, haha, this is embarrassing.
Fortunately, he has the ability to forcefully change topics, which allows him to choose to be "embarrassed" calmly and head-on.
"Old Chu, by the way... we have always called "microcubes" and "microcubes" like this, but this "microcubes" should have a name, right? I remember what it was originally called... Well, let me think about it! Let me think about it..."
Regarding such a friend and partner who is so arrogant about topics that he is confused about, Chu Zheng thought that in addition to reflecting on "why did he be like this person at the beginning", he might also have to think about whether he accidentally turned on the automatic filter mode when he was with this person: "..."
"You don't have to think about it! This 'micro cube' was never given a formal name at the beginning! Not only that, after modification, I was too lazy to afford it, but also the name 'micro cube' was also called Shun, so I followed the trend and called it that way." Chu Zheng reminded "specially" and "kindly".
Chen Lianghe: "..."
He just laughed. He deserved to make such a "good friend" by himself! - But, it is said that "people are shameless and invincible in the world", so he became shameless and did whatever he wanted!
Thinking of this, Chen Lianghe shook his head a little bit - he saw it away!
"Well! Otherwise... why do you say you are a bachelor? As expected, your identity and temperament are very consistent!" Chu Zheng nodded and said.
Chen Lianghe: "..."
He tried very hard to suppress the idea of holding Chu Zheng down and beating him. He was not afraid of anyone, but mainly because the strength of the "micro cube" was so eye-catching.
"Didi! Didi!"
"Does this guy want to do it all the time?!" Chen Lianghe frowned and said impatiently.
Chu Zheng shook his head: "Maybe there is no prompt yet?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the miniature cube was very quiet.
Chen Lianghe: "..."
Damn! Even such a small machine is facing him? It's too unreasonable!
Thinking of this, Chen Lianghe was still sulking and planned to have a good talk with it.
"Old Shen, I'll remind you solemnly! If you contact it without authorization and stop it from functioning, then you will reflect on yourself and the report above!"
Just as Chen Liang and his hands were about to come into contact with the "micro cube", Chu Zheng's voice came to his ears.
He immediately withdrew his hand after being slightly stunned.
It seemed as if he had just done stretching exercises that he had just done. Chen Liang and he acted very calmly and were not embarrassed to be caught.
It was not until the miniature cube started a new round of "working" that he put his palm on the line of his pants and wiped it off without saying a word.
"Old Chu, your wife will modify this kind of thing next time. Remember to tell her to make it more sturdy!" Chen Lianghe said, uneasy.
Chu Zheng stared at the "micro cube" and without looking back, he answered Chen Liang and said: "No! This thing is solid! Even if you pick it up and throw it hard, it won't break it!"
What are you saying?! Why is it different from what you just now? Just because he reads relatively little, he can bully people like this?! Should he be so excessive?
To be continued...