"Beep!"

A car passed by on the highway. Lu Ze once again adapted to the bright light and opened his eyes. White-collar workers were passing by quickly while talking on the phone. There were still a group of children holding balloons running around on the street. It was no different from last time.

.

Lu Ze suddenly felt a little sore in his waist, and his shoulders seemed to be pressed by something, making him stoop slightly.

Lu Ze stretched out his hands tremblingly. Sure enough, his skin had aged like sharp skin, and the blue blood vessels in his skin were obvious. The answer was obvious, he had become Lao Lutou!

"Watt...Fak?"

Only now did Lu Ze understand what the simulation stage was. He seemed to have heard before that if he wanted to learn a foreign language quickly, he would have to live abroad.

Then what is your name? If you want to imitate the old man's living habits and thinking, you have to become an old man? What the hell is this?

"What should I do next?"

Lu Ze thought for a while, oh right! Go to the park to play chess, right? Since the time can be arranged by yourself, Lu Ze is too lazy to think about what he should do, and just live according to Old Lu Tou's schedule.

However, the weakness brought about by the aging of the body really shocked Lu Ze. Maybe the process of getting older is what you are used to. It is only when you occasionally think of your youth that you realize, ah~ It turns out that your physical fitness is worse than before.

so much.

But what about now? Lu Ze crossed over into middle age and rushed straight to the grave. This feeling of discomfort all over his body was like having ants crawling on him, sore and tired.

After finally walking to the park, a group of old men were gathered around playing chess, and Lu Ze stood beside him to watch.

This group of old men were playing chess, as if they were going to fight, and they were all vying to sit in and play two games. Old Lu was considered an elite soldier, and he could kill three in and three out among a group of old men.

, you can play it as soon as you arrive at the park.

But Lu Ze was too embarrassed to do this, so he put his hands behind his back and stretched his neck to watch from the outside. He still had the commandment of being a true gentleman while watching chess without speaking. He was much quieter than other noisy old men.

After watching other chess players finish playing a game, Lu Ze took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was only fifteen minutes. He cursed in his heart and felt that time was passing really slowly.

After standing for more than forty minutes, Lu Ze felt some pain in his legs, as if he could no longer stand. He turned around and glanced at the old men who were still playing chess. He could only give up the idea of ​​​​playing chess and walked around the park.

Two laps.

As he walked, he saw the basketball court, and there were a few benches for resting next to it. Lu Ze walked over and sat down, watching a group of young people sweating while playing basketball, and sighed in his heart: "It's good to be young...

....”

A young man likes to show off and shoots a three-pointer, then doesn't touch it and the ball rolls to Lu Ze's side.

"Uncle! Can you help me throw the ball over? Thank you!"

"Who do you call uncle, you bastard?"

Lu Ze muttered, but did not refuse. He was about to bend down to pick up the basketball and throw it to the young men, but the moment he touched the ball.

"Snapped!"

His back felt like he had been whipped hard by a whip dipped in pepper water. The pain was so painful that it made his scalp numb. Lu Ze was so painful that he almost shouted: "I'm going! I'm going!"

"Warning, the host is imitating the daily life and way of thinking of the elderly. Ten points will be deducted for this behavior. Please be careful, the host!"

"I fucked your uncle, and you still dare to hit me? Do you know that it is against the law to abuse the elderly? You gave me a whip. This whip must have drawn blood from me. You are very harsh!"

The system stopped talking, but Lu Ze was also scared. The burning feeling in his back quickly dissipated. There should be no wounds left. When he saw a group of young people looking at him and wanting him to pass the ball to them, Lu Ze saw

After glancing at the group of young people and then at the ball, the old man raised his foot and lightly kicked the basketball, and then the basketball slowly rolled towards the young people.

"Stop watching! Come on!"

Lu Ze was a little frustrated with the system and was about to leave the park, but the moment he stood up, there was a click in his waist. Lu Ze immediately held his waist and gave it a gentle hammer.

"Is he going to let others live? Ouch~ This waist hurts... tsk tsk tsk, oops."

After walking slowly for two steps and adjusting to the discomfort in his waist, Lu Ze went to the vegetable market based on his memory and touched his pocket. He still had about two hundred yuan, which was enough for a good meal. Anyway, he just experienced 12

Hours will never be wasted.

First, he went to the butcher shop. Lu Ze looked at it carefully, then pointed at a piece of beef brisket and asked the boss, "How much does a pound of beef brisket cost?"

"Hey, Uncle Lu, the beef brisket is forty-two pounds. I just got it today. This piece of beef brisket is so good that I can't bear to sell it. Look at the lines."

"Everything that comes into your mouth is new. I am new too. Give me two kilograms!"

The boss seemed to be meeting Lao Lutou for the first time, and said with a smile: "Why are you so open today, Uncle Lu? Are you having guests at home? Are you ready for something delicious?"

"It's just me, can't I eat something good? Give me another pound of pork belly."

"What's wrong with that? Look, is eighty okay? Fifteen pork belly, ninety-five in total."

After taking out one hundred and getting back five yuan, Lu Ze carried three kilograms of meat and went to the vegetable stall, the stall owned by the stall owner who was tortured by Old Lu Tou. He bought a yam and then returned with satisfaction.

Got home.

When he went up the stairs, Lu Ze really didn't think that the sweat on his head was just an act. He was really tired. With his old arms and legs, he really couldn't get up to the fourth floor without taking Xin Gai Zhong Gai high calcium tablets.

I took off my coat when I got home, and came to the kitchen wearing a blue hurdle vest. I washed the meat first, cut it into large pieces, added scallions and threw it into the pressure cooker to cook. Then I cut the pork belly into pieces and added cooking wine to the pot.

Add soy sauce and blanch.

Take out the pork belly, heat the oil in a hot pan, add star anise, minced ginger, white scallions, thirteen spices, light soy sauce, salt and salt and stir-fry quickly over low heat, add dark soy sauce to color and then add water to simmer.

In about an hour, a pot of beef brisket stewed with yam was prepared, with some wolfberry added to it. On the other side was a bowl of red braised pork.

After taking a sip of beef brisket soup, Lu Ze sighed with satisfaction, these days are... overbearing!

He filled a bowl of rice and then put the braised pork into his mouth. It was very fragrant and delicious at first, but gradually, he found that he couldn't chew the meat, and the meat couldn't be chewed at all.

Fortunately, Old Lu has lost all his teeth and now wears dentures. Otherwise, the tragedy of eating a piece of meat and eating his own teeth would never happen.

But even so, the more Lu Ze chewed, the more he felt that his teeth were weak, his gums were sore, and his entire cheek was sore.

The most uncomfortable feeling is when you want to eat but can't eat. Lu Ze stared at these two dishes, and finally gave up. He took the two dishes into the kitchen, and then ate a bowl of rice with some pickles.

Lu Ze actually didn't want to call the so-called daughter. After all, the sudden appearance of a daughter who was older than his actual age would leave him with some psychological shadow. However, thinking about the two prepared dishes, he couldn't eat them.

It would be a pity not to have people come over to feed her, so he decided to call his daughter.

"Hello? Xiaoqin? What are you doing? Do you have anything going on tonight?"

Lu Ze still knew his daughter's name was Xiaoqin from the last phone call from Old Lu, but he still felt comfortable calling her by himself.

"Ah? Dad, I'm busy now. What's wrong? What's going on?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to ask if you have time? I made stewed beef brisket with yam and braised pork, maybe you can eat it when you go home."

"Dad, you said you can't eat these things even if you make them. Why are you making them? I'm too busy today and I really can't go. If you really can't eat it, just give it up. I'll hang up now."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ze was stunned for a while, thinking about the scene when he was on the phone with his parents. It seemed that Xiaoqin's attitude towards him was not any better than that of Xiaoqin, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.

After lunch, time passed extremely slowly. Lu Ze felt bored and turned on the TV to watch a movie channel, but the movies playing on the TV were also unpalatable.

In the end, he could only turn off the TV, pick up the old version of Three Kingdoms on his desk, and read it silently. In this way, time passed quickly.

But this time, my waist has an old problem again. I sit for too long and it hurts.

He took the book back to bed and lay down to read until it was past nine o'clock in the evening. Feeling a little sleepy, Lu Ze took off his reading glasses, rubbed his eyes, washed his feet, and went to bed.

The scene turns dark again...

"The first stage of simulation is completed. The score is 45. If you fail, you will be punished."

"Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!"

"Ouch! Your mother sells batches! Stop fighting! I'm convinced! I'm wrong, why not!"

A total of ten lashes were given to Lu Ze, who almost made him incontinent. He lay on the ground and rolled his eyes in pain. He felt like he was going to lose his breath and die.

"Start the second phase of simulation training. The second phase is one month. Please prepare the host, 3...2...1..."

"I said your mother is still coming?!!!"
Chapter completed!