Chapter 278 Unlucky Mike
Shen Jialiang did not lie.
His funny point is indeed very high!
However, he pretended to be very disdainful of "Crazy Stone". This movie is not that bad. The jokes that have appeared so far are well arranged. Although it is not as good as Shen Jialiang feels wonderful, it is also qualified. The reason why he really disdains this movie is-
This movie!
Spoiled my date!
In Shen Jialiang's opinion, the drunkard's intention is not to drink. Only those poor single dogs will watch movies seriously. As for couples going to the cinema, aren't they all going to date?
at this time……
Shen Jialiang felt like she had a female ticket snatched by the movie. He suddenly realized in his heart: "No wonder she was very angry when I played games before, as if she was jealous of someone. Perhaps because I ignored her when I was too fascinated by playing games."
That being said.
Shen Jialiang's impression of "Crazy Stone" will not change, even though he is watching this movie while being bored, who made his girlfriend ignore him?
"cut."
Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue snorted, as if she was a little dissatisfied with her boyfriend's evaluation of "Crazy Stone". However, the movie has already entered a wonderful clip, so Shen Yue didn't say much, staring at the screen, not wanting to miss a little plot-
Theft has begun!
The news of jade was found in Mike's box. The three Dao Ge also set their sights on this priceless treasure and took the lead in launching the action. They first used a trick to lead Bao Shihong and others who were guarding the stones out of the door, and then sent Hei Pi in to steal things, but they accidentally triggered the alarm, and Hei Pi failed to steal.
He fled.
At this time, Mike didn't know what was going on inside. He was professionally wearing a black hood, weighing the tools in his hand, thinking about cutting off the power inside first, so as to achieve his goal of throwing jade while the black hood was being black.
"What are you doing!"
Brother Dao, who was looking out outside, thought that Mike was wearing a hoodie, was his subordinate Xiaojun, and slapped Mike on his head: "Why are you out?"
Mike looked confused!
Although Mike could only reveal his eyes because of wearing a headband, at this moment, Mike's extremely confused little eyes still caused hilariousness in the audience!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Suddenly I feel sorry for Mike!"
"The international thief is so miserable!"
Some people couldn't help but scream, but they quickly closed their mouths when they thought they were in the cinema. Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue laughed exaggeratedly while patting her thighs even harder until her thighs were hurt.
Liu Yue likes to pat his legs when she is excited.
What the excited Liu Yue didn't notice was that even his boyfriend, Shen Jialiang, who claimed to be very funny, couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth at this moment, but soon Shen Jialiang controlled it-
He felt guilty.
Fortunately, it was not discovered.
Immediately afterwards, Shen Jialiang stared at the screen with a strange look, and found that he underestimated the movie "Crazy Stone". After the preliminary preparations were completed, the jokes seemed to be getting more and more dense, and he almost couldn't help himself, who claimed to be a very high laugh.
In the sewer.
Hei Pi and Xiao Jun escaped, and the plot temporarily entered a calm zone, but bigger laughter was brewing. Xie Xiaomeng, the son of the factory director Xie Baton, fell in love with Brother Dao's girlfriend. In order to catch up, he actually used his identity to save the jade that Brother Dao could not steal, and gave the stolen real jade to Brother Dao's girlfriend. He took advantage of the other party's drunk and successfully took it down!
Theft failed.
When he got home, Brother Dao found that Xie Xiaomeng was sleeping with his girlfriend. His mentality collapsed at that time. He got a kitchen knife and asked Xie Xiaomeng, who had been abused to the point of being unable to become a human.
"Have you done it?"
"Have you done this?"
When Brother Dao asked this question repeatedly, the audience did not hold back again, but the more funny thing was still behind. Brother Dao's younger brother named Xiaojun lay on the bed and asked his sister-in-law in a hoarse voice: "What do you like about him? Is he better than the eldest brother?"
There is definitely something wrong with the audience.
Soon everyone knew what was wrong. Xiaojun said depressedly: "Is he better than me? How can you do such a thing? Are you worthy of your brother and me?"
I laughed crazy this time!
The attendance rate of the cinema is obviously less than 20% or 30%, but the laughter made a feeling that the cinema was full of people. Liu Yue laughed even more and said, "The amount of information is so large..."
Shen Jialiang's cheeks twitched slightly.
He almost broke his skills again, but finally he held back. Since he said that he had a high laugh, he soon became a fool. Wouldn't he be too shameless?
But it's a pity.
When Heipi said that he would use the real jade given to his sister-in-law by Xie Xiaomeng to his sister-in-law to get rid of the fake jade in the exhibition, Shen Jialiang finally broke his skills and couldn't help laughing slightly. Fortunately, there were too many people laughing around, and Liu Yue did not realize that his boyfriend was already having fun.
at the same time.
Mike, who was unaware of the situation, was still planning. He bought a thick rope this time, showing the business level of an international thief. He hung himself on the roof with a rope, and then the people fell down little by little. As a result, when he was about to steal the jade, he was embarrassed to find that the rope was not enough-
He tried hard to reach out.
It's just not reachable by life or death.
This is definitely the farthest distance in the world. Jade is right in front of him but he can't reach it. So Mike, who is wearing a headscarf, remembered the sinister smile of the boss when he bought the rope:
"A profiteer!"
"I'll take your lungs!"
Just now, Xiaojun appeared. Seeing Mike hanging in the air, he could not get the jade, he directly played with him, turned his body around the air for more than a dozen times, and teased him: "This stone does not belong to you."
Before this.
Xiaojun almost got the jade once, but jade was also Mike's target, so Mike destroyed his actions and said very coolly: "This stone does not belong to you."
Now Xiaojun has revenge and is back.
After hanging the rope and turning it in the air for more than a dozen times, Mike was already dizzy. A close-up shot was drawn, and Mike's eyes were filled with confusion.
“I’m autistic!”
"I'll take your lungs!"
"Mc doubts life!"
"It's just an international thief!"
"The rope sold by the profiteer is not long enough!"
"I feel sorry for Mike for the third time, hahahaha, it seems that our China is not suitable for top thieves like him. Even thieves like Xiaojun can bully him so miserably..."
“…”
Laughs come one after another!
Some viewers laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt!
Amid the laughter, Xiaojun put the real jade back, took out the fake one, and was proud of it, and then rang the alarm bell here, trying to trick the Mike.
Mike quickly grabbed the rope.
As a result, my body was stuck on the beam.
The camera gave another close-up. Mike's eyes were injured at this moment, and he was even a little desperate. The audience was already laughing completely, and Liu Yue almost choked by saliva: "My God, my God, how can Luo Xun be so funny? I'm so laughing!"
Hold on!
Shen Jialiang wants to laugh!
But he tried his best to hold it back!
But his emotions had been aroused, and finally Shen Jialiang couldn't help it. Even though he tried hard to control his muscles, he still kept making "puff" and "puff" sounds in his mouth.
Chapter completed!