Chapter 22 That's right, I'm the legendary scapegoat!
Du Mu, who was busy sweating, shuddered and looked down.
At some point, Claire opened his beautiful eyes, his pair of icy blue eyes with anger were staring at Du Mu quietly.
There seemed to be anger burning in Claire's eyes.
"Ahhhhh" Du Mu jumped up like a cat with a trampled tail and hurriedly explained: "No, it's not like this, listen to my explanation..."
Claire is not an unreasonable woman. She protected the vital part of her chest with her hands and listened quietly to Du Mu's explanation.
As a result, Du Mu hid his extremely deep blame attribute and broke out again.
At this moment, only a woman's loud scream could be heard resounding throughout the room!
"Ahhhh!"
Claire's beautiful blue eyes couldn't help but turn to one side.
That's a TV!
On the TV, the shop owner, Old John, is still playing the favorite action romance film. Now it is the most exciting moment, and the screams of women on the TV are endless...
Claire: "···"
Du Mu was in tears: "····"
Could this be the legendary scapegoat?
Claire watched TV with deep thought, his delicate face turned red, and then slowly turned his head, looking at Du Mu with beautiful ice-blue eyes full of contempt.
It is obvious that this beautiful female college student has already cut her clothes in her mind and wrapped her around like a rice dumpling with a bandage. At the same time, Du Mu, who is still playing action romance movies, is associated with some heavy-tasting words.
For example, scum, pervert, porn...
"This, this is played by the store owner, it's really not me..." Du Mu was so angry that he wanted to go out and kick Old John.
"What are you doing?" Claire was obviously calm, suppressing the anger in his heart, and asked in a faint tone.
Du Mu finally found the opportunity to defend himself and excitedly raised the medicine box in his hand: "I'm bandaging your wounds, you don't know how dangerous it was just now..."
Before he finished speaking, the medicine box accidentally hit the box beside him, and then the cardboard box turned onto the table.
Countless CDs with very explosive covers, very yellow and violent covers rolled around, and two more fell on Claire's face.
Claire's beautiful blue eyes stared at the yellow discs, and glanced at Du Mu with a deep meaning.
The female college student's eyes were even more vigilant and contemptuous towards someone.
→_→!
Even if this TV is played by Old John, how did these yellow discs come from?
Why did you turn it out? It's still on the table?
Are you sure it's not what you want to see?
While cutting my clothes in the name of bandaging, I was very exciting to watch so many yellow discs, right?
Scum!
Although Claire didn't say a word, these thoughts were almost written on his face in the beautiful eyes of the female college student.
Du Mu was already fainted from crying in the toilet...
Now the yellow mud falls into the crotch, it’s either shit or shit!
He originally valued Claire very much.
Putting aside the identity of the heroine of Claire, Du Mu must repay her if she sacrificed herself to save Du Mu.
The reason why Du Mu had to deal with Old John was not to get first aid kits and save Claire's life?
He fantasized about YY a lot of Claire wakes up and discovers that she is saved by a hero...
What hero can save beauty? I am so excited. I love at first sight. I promise you with my body...
In short, there are all kinds of undescribable ones.
But Du Muke never expected that ideals were full and reality was skinny.
He didn't expect that this was the plot that developed?
(╥╯^╰╥)!
God, I know I am a bad guy. If you let me be unlucky, just say it! Why do you want to go around so big?
I finally met the heroine and saved her through a lot of hardships, but she left such a deep impression on her?
Du Mu felt that he was afraid that Claire would never forget his first meeting with her in this life...
Because this is really exciting.
Cover your face! (*/ω\*)!
From now on, my nickname will be wuli Taotao!
Detergent powder, where can I sell detergent powder? Let me have a dozen!
Claire's voice became even colder: "Then, thank you for your bandage. Please go out and I'll handle it and call you."
"Oh" Du Mu could only stand up in disappointment.
Now that you can’t pretend to be a fool, it’s so exciting!
Du Mu became more and more convinced that he had the hidden attributes of a scapegoat.
Forget it, the gentleman is open and the villain hides his penis!
I won’t serve you anymore, I’ll leave!
He just walked to the door, but heard Claire call him again.
"You're back."
"Huh?" Du Mu smiled, not to mention how obscene it was. The goddess finally realized that she had misunderstood me and wanted to apologize to me...
After the hero in my mind saved the beauty, all kinds of indescribable scenes made a comeback.
Who knows...
Claire was angry and struggled on the sofa and said angrily: "What kind of hell is this bandage? I've tied me up and I can't move. Please untie it quickly..."
The goddess's beautiful ice blue eyes are full of contempt...
Du Mu: "····"
It turned out that Du Mu, Chu, who had just seen the goddess's fruit body, had blushed and had a heart that was like a deer, had already bandaged Claire into a solid rice dumpling...
It is better to say that zongzi sounds good, but it is actually more appropriate to say that it is a mummy.
Claire can't even break free if he wants to be self-reliant.
Facing the goddess's shameless and reproachful eyes, Du Mu walked to the goddess silently, went there in a few seconds, and then another wave of sexy operations to tear the goddess' bandage away.
"Ah!!!" The goddess's scream rang out.
"It's not you who asked me..."
"Go out!" The goddess was so embarrassed that she was dying of anger.
"Bang!"
After a crisp sound, Du Mu was expressionless and was rushed to the front with his face covering his face.
Haha, very good, no better...
This is the reward for saving beauty with the goddess hero...
I'll give you a slap.
Du Mu smiled bitterly, but he didn't slap his flattery well, and directly slapped the horse's legs.
In the past, he concluded that the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend was because he had no money...
But today I met Claire and the first experience with the goddess in Resident Evil made Du Mu realize a cruel fact - even if he doesn't talk about money, he is a loser in terms of falling in love!
He deserves to be the king of slap.
Since he was pleased with the heroine, goddess, married a rich and beautiful woman, and his dream of reaching the peak of his life has been shattered, Du Mu began to look at the store seriously.
Although I got a handful of desert eagles, the store seems to have a lot of good things to take.
He heard the sound of the zombies outside pounding and scratching the iron gate and fence, and felt that the threat was still approaching.
Du Mu began to plunder the store.
He took up a semi-automatic rifle on the wall with great enthusiasm, similar to the M16 gun family, but received a plot prompt.
"This product is damaged and cannot be used."
Chapter completed!