Oh, I forgot it all.

In mid-January, FIFA held its annual awards ceremony in Switzerland.

With the 2015 Champions League, La Liga, King's Cup, and the European Super Cup, Club World Cup championship in the second half of the year, plus the runner-up of the Copa America at the national team level... Barcelona's ace Messi beat Ronaldo and his teammate Neymar and won the 2015 FIFA Golden Globe Award.

This is the third Golden Globe Award in his career (2009, 2010, 2015), and he also officially tied Platini, Cruyff, Van Basten, and... Long Shute.

Since Long Shute and Liverpool can only participate in the Europa League this season and almost 100% missed the 2016 Golden Ball Awards, Messi is still the most likely candidate to win the Golden Ball Awards for the fourth time.

As for Ronaldo... His second golden ball in 2014, in the eyes of many people, he just took advantage of the opportunity of Long Shute being seriously injured!

How could he be qualified to be comparable to the Plum King?!

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February 6, 2016.

This is the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month of the Chinese lunar calendar.

The vast majority of Chinese people have ended their hard work for a year and started to enjoy the rare Spring Festival holiday.

"Twenty-eight, send the noodles."

In many places in the north, according to traditional customs, on this evening, women should prepare pasta, steamed buns, flower rolls, date flower cakes, oil cakes, and gnocchi needed during the Chinese New Year...

The men carried benches, ladders, and pasted couplets, characters of blessing and window flowers outside the door.

Of course, the latter's work seems much simpler.

So these lazy men quickly sat back on the sofa and turned on the TV.

If they just switched to the sports channel, they might see a slightly outdated red court.

On the billboard outside the stadium, perhaps a blessing was slowly flashing:

"Liverpool Club wishes all Chinese a happy New Year! The Year of the Monkey is a great fortune! The red envelopes are coming! Come and click on the Liverpool Mall to buy the Year of the Monkey jersey..."

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For Liverpool, being defeated by Leicester City at the last moment was definitely the most painful defeat of the season, and it also gave them a blow to the head of the year who had just experienced an extremely wonderful January!

This loss may have had a huge impact on Long Shute's prestige within the club - because he also played 90 minutes in that game!

Long Shute doesn't care about the curse of "the best team of the month will suffer bad luck in the second month", because he has personally broken many curse in his not-long career.

But he had to cheer up because he didn't have time to immerse himself in the past failures.

On February 6, on this day, Liverpool welcomed the 25th round of the league at Anfield.

Black Cat, Sunderland.

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In many Western countries, black cats are symbols of unluckyness, representing the upcoming doom and even death.

However, for Chinese people, black cats can ward off evil spirits, which means good luck and wealth.

And just so happens that the Liverpool captain's household registration book... comes from China!

“Wow…wow!”

An uncontrollable exclaim rang over Anfield Stadium.

The voice comes from George Sefton, who has worked here for more than 20 years. The 67-year-old man still has an amazing lung capacity and can spit out a series of Liverpool dialects like a young man that foreigners cannot understand:

"He did it! After the hard battle last week, the Liverpool high-speed train set off again! Look at our captain! He gave us a hearty goal performance at Anfield!"

Perhaps other players are still a little out of shape, but Long Shute has found the best self.

He looked at the two lines of bright red data on the electronic screen:

Liverpool 7-0 Sunderland.

Long (12, 26, 39, 51, 68, 83, 90).

He won all the goals in this game alone!

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The seven-star winning streak once again made Long Shute's league goal number reach the 60-drawn mark, and he also tied the single-season league goal record that Everton legend Dean has maintained for more than 50 years.

The whole Premier League was shocked!

The entire European football world was shocked!

The whole world was so scared by such a thing!

Dean had only 39 league games to complete the feat of 60 goals, averaging 1.54 goals per game.

But Long Shute... only took 21 games!

Average goals...2.86!

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"Congratulations on tying the historical record!"

Glen Davos, a team reporter from the Liverpool Echo, wanted to flatter the team's boss in a post-match interview.

But Long Shute was not too happy:

"It's just a tie, it's not worth celebrating. If you want to make an exclusive interview, please book a reservation until the next game, see you."

Then he really saw the reporter again.

Throw this Liverpool local media reporter in the wind and feel the cold wind from February at Anfield Stadium alone...

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This season is worthy of chaos. When Liverpool beat Sunderland 7-0, their main championship rival, Leicester City, swept the Blue Moon 3-1 at the Etihad Stadium, and the difference between the two teams was still 7 points.

This is an incredible result.

The league has been held by nearly two-thirds, and Leicester City has defeated countless strong opponents. No one in the Premier League will despise their existence, but Manchester City is still knocked down by their opponents at home!

This world is much crazy than I imagined.

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February 9th, the second day of the Lunar New Year.

This is a day to visit relatives and friends, and also a day to go back to your parents' home.

However, Long Shute did not follow Emma back to her parents' home because his wife had already flew to the United States and started a new work task.

Although Emma Watson turned down all her jobs in the second half of 2014 to accompany her seriously injured husband, which left the little British witch who was in a career transformation period with almost no exposure or attention in nearly a year.

But perhaps it was this nearly a year of bedtime that suddenly changed her public image. The freckled girl who used to be a bit reckless, arrogant, and kept people from thousands of miles away seemed to have finally grown into a responsible and responsible mature woman.

When she resumed her job, she suddenly realized that she had obtained more job opportunities than she had imagined. Even some Chinese directors sent her invitations - the money there was much easier to make than Hollywood...

However, her acting skills really need to be polished.

Even Long Shute thought so.

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Since my wife is working hard for her career, it doesn’t make it interesting to stay alone in bed.

On the night of the second day of the Lunar New Year, Liverpool's rotation players appeared collectively at the Upton Park Stadium in London, heading to challenge the fifth round of the FA Cup, West Ham United.

The Hammers' home court has never been easy to chew, not to mention that they have not been prepared to fight against Liverpool from the beginning.

This is a winning and losing cup game. They don’t need to compare their offensive abilities with Liverpool. As long as they can defend 90 minutes of regular time and 30 minutes of overtime, they can drag the game into a penalty shootout!

As long as they are lucky, they will be able to defeat Liverpool, which is the most popular in the season, and advance to the next round with their heads raised!

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West Ham United's idea is very good, and it is indeed possible to achieve it. After all, Leicester City gave them a good demonstration a week ago.

Unfortunately, there is no Kante in their formation, no Mahrez and Valdi, and no Italian coach with a strong halo of luck, "pot-making maker" Ranieri.

So when Longshute scored twice, the Hammers could only lose 1-4 to the visiting Liverpool at home.

Regarding this result, even they themselves said after the game... it seems that it is acceptable!

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February 14th, the seventh day of the Chinese New Year.

On this Valentine's Day, most of the miserable Chinese have already started working.

In a house in San Francisco, Emma Watson also received roses and a small gift that her husband ordered online.

"Put it out when I miss me. This is something specially customized according to my size!"

Long Shute's words on the phone sounded strange...
Chapter completed!