Chapter 1375 The whole world is watching square dance
Explicitly?
What's the meaning?
Old Gui Feng and a group of people looked at each other.
"Clang!"
With a sound, the coffin lid jumped directly, and the sudden sound scared Feng Laogui and the others almost jumped up.
"Don't panic, the tomb owner reminds you, OK, you know what the tomb owner means, look, the lights are ready for you, you can dance quickly, who can dance?
Remember to match the song.”
Jiang Xiaoye tried hard not to laugh, and then reached out to grab Xiao Hei's neck hair.
Xiao Hei was lifted up and looked up at Jiang Xiaoye. Little master, what are you doing? You have eaten your inner elixir! Old Gui and a group of people looked at each other, and finally their eyes gradually looked at the Jiu Mei in front. Obviously, she would... "You can?"
Jiang Xiaoye asked Jiu Mei.
"Yes, Jiumei is the foreman of square dance. She often takes the square dance aunties to dance very well!"
The third sister nodded quickly and threw away the ropes in her hand.
It's really weird here.
"Square dance... Square dance needs to be accompanied by songs. Are you singing Little Apple or what?"
Jiang Xiaoye was immediately happy when he heard this, square dance! “I, I can sing the most dazzling national style…” Jiumei is about to cry. They are here to rob the tomb, why are they suddenly coming here to dance and sing?
They were confused, and the people watching the live broadcast were even more confused.
"Hahahahahahahahaha, this style has changed. What are you doing?"
"It's obviously scary, why did it become like this in an instant?"
"Hahahaha, my grass, little apple, the most dazzling ethnic style?
What are you trying to do? Hahahahahahahaha!”
“No?
Be serious, you are the lieutenant of the gold-touching school, and the tomb robbers!"
"No, my stomach hurts, hahaha!"
"My grass, really jumped!"
"It's pretty good to jump with an amphitheater, hahaha, what the hell is this light?"
"I really sang hahaha!"
"Oh my God, I'm so laughing to death. Is this a tomb robber?
Can you be more serious? What are you doing? Hahahahahahahaha!"
"Awesome!"
...
"Come on, come on, you guys line up behind you, be careful!"
Under Jiang Xiaoye's command, each person had an umbrella. Jiu Mei took the lead in the face of the coffin, and the seven people behind each stood up. They all looked at Jiang Xiaoye with a little doubt of their lives. Are you serious?
"Look at what I'm doing, hurry up, look, the tomb owner has turned on you lights!"
Candles, all kinds of colors begin to flash! “Jiumei, start.”
Old Gui Feng sweated on his forehead and signaled to Sister Jiu.
Jiu Mei took a breath, nodded, with a serious expression.
"The vast world is my love. The flowers are blooming at the foot of the endless green mountains. What rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the happiest, the curved river water comes from the sky and flows to the sea of colorful flowers..." Jiumei started singing, and took the lead in twisting, dancing steps, and the singing sounded! They are all third-rate and second-rate masters. Needless to say, their imitation abilities are top-notch. For a moment, this place was full of the sense of square dance aunts.
Xiao Hei was infected and shook his dog's head.
"Wang!"
Realizing that something was wrong, Xiao Hei quickly shook his head and looked up at Jiang Xiaoye. Little master, what are these funny guys doing?
Not to mention fans, some foreign live broadcast platforms were all afraid of watching the tomb robbery in China. As a result, the style changed and turned directly into the square dance of China. The live broadcast exchange platforms abroad were question marks.
"I'm very particular, what are they doing?"
"Oh, my God, is the Chinese tomb robbers so magical?
Can you also communicate with the dead and celebrate with them?"
"Damn, what methods are the Chinese people proficient in?"
"Don't mess with Chinese people in the future. Who knows if they will chat with my dead mother and take me away!"
"God, China is so scary, I will never go again!"
“Can they communicate with the tomb owner?
People who have been dead for more than a thousand years can still have a party with modern people?
It's so scary!"
"God, psychic?"
"Amen, I must be communicating with the dead!"
...
The candlelight gradually became a normal color and no longer swayed.
"Sir... do we... want another one?"
Jiu Mei’s face was a little red, and the rest of the people were the same. A group of serious lieutenants were dancing here! Lao Ba was confused, should he write down?
"Don't come, don't come, I'm afraid you will jump and send me and the old men away again. That's it. Look, the tomb owners are all very ok, so that's it."
Jiang Xiaoye quickly stopped him and let another one come?
How many people do you want to die of laughter?
"Wang?"
What are you stupid guys doing?
He sings and dances, and Lord Xiao Hei can dance too. Little master, why are you holding Lord Xiao Hei?
Xiao Hei looked up at Jiang Xiaoye, then looked down at his belly. Isn’t belly dancing good?
"Click!"
The coffin lid suddenly rang out, and then the coffin lid seemed to be lifted up, and it was directly staggered and opened! “Little ghost carries the coffin?
Is it really true?”
Really there?
As the lieutenant of the gold-touching school, Feng Laogui was confused at this moment. The coffin lid was opened like this?
"Old Ba, if you dare to record the part you just danced, I will castrate you!"
The third sister looked at Lao Ba who took out his pen and notebook gloomy. Obviously, if he didn't say anything, Lao Ba would record the scene of shame just now.
It’s useless to not record it. You just finished the most dazzling ethnic square dance with more than 200 million people... Lao Ba shook his head quickly.
Jiang Xiaoye signaled to the live broadcast and continued the live broadcast.
The people in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy.
"Hahahahahahaha!"
“Don’t they know they were seen by the whole world in the live broadcast?
Hahahaha, the most dazzling national style!”
"By the way, how did Brother Brown Bear do it just now?"
"It must have been a secret move. You don't think about how magical these monsters in Yushan Village are."
"My brother 5 and six, if you are here, would you also dance with me?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"My ninth sister is so beautiful, what a pity. Such a cute girl is going to jail, I feel sorry!"
"I'm still the foreman of square dance, hahaha!"
"I'm so laughing!"
"What's in the coffin? Go and have a look!"
...
I always feel something is wrong?
Old Gui Feng felt like he was dreaming. Is he having hallucinations?
Chapter completed!