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Chapter 5 Are Taoist priests so stingy?

In the evening, Fang Zhengqing was ready to take a break and continue his journey tomorrow morning.

When Fang Zhengqing was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a sound of "dongdongdong...", and Fang Zhengqing suddenly became extremely energetic.

Following this, there was the whispering of reading the scriptures. After a while, the sound of the scriptures finally stopped, and there was another sound of clanging gold and iron.

Fang Zhengqing touched her chin and thought about whether she would go over and knock the monk out!

"It's so annoying. This monk has been knocking every day and always knocking when others are about to sleep! It's so unbearable!" The insulting voice of Taoist Simu came from outside.

Immediately afterwards, something seemed to fall to the ground, and I heard Taoist Simu say angrily: "Cotton doesn't work, coconut shells don't work..."

Fang Zhengqing decided to go out and take a look. Although he knew Taoist Simu not long, he also knew that Taoist Simu would definitely not give up easily.

As soon as Fang Zhengqing came out, he saw Taoist Simu walking out of the inner room with a fierce hug of a sandalwood box.

"Master Taoist, what are you doing?" Fang Zhengqing was stunned because he thought that Taoist Simu was more suitable to use a stick, so what should he do with a box?

Taoist Simu snorted coldly: "Go and buy a house!" After that, he strode away, but he was anxious and tripped. Although the person did not fall, the box fell to the ground, and the things inside were scattered out. Looking at the little yellow croaker on the ground, Fang Zhengqing's face was a little unnatural.

When I go, are Taoist priests so rich? But I think of Jiale's clothes, but unfortunately I have money, but I am all stingy.

Taoist Simu put the little yellow croaker into the box, but ignored Fang Zhengqing and strode towards the next door.

After a while, Fang Zhengqing sat in the living room and watched Taoist Simu come back with the box in his arms, and asked, "Has Taoist Master solved it?"

"Dongdongdongdong..." Yes, I knew it was not right after hearing this sound.

Taoist Simu took out a mud doll that was somewhat similar to Master Ikki. The base of the mud doll seemed to be covered with handprints, and said proudly: "It will be solved in a while!"

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing understood and knew that Simu was preparing to trick Master Ikki. Fang Zhengqing praised Taoist Simu in his heart. He had not become a zombie yet and needed to sleep. The person who disturbed people's dreams was the most hateful!

Taoist Simu quickly set up a simple altar. In front of the altar, Taoist Simu sticks the talisman paper on the grass man, then cut off the handprints on the base of the clay doll, rolled them into the yellow talisman and chanted the spell silently, then lit them into the cinnabar ink, and then applied the cinnabar ink on the grass man.

After some operation, as Taoist Simu began to use his hands to swear the scriptures, the chanting of scriptures next door suddenly stopped.

Fang Zhengqing ran over secretly and came to the window to peek. He saw Master Ikki in the room holding Muyu uncontrollably and falling to the ground. Then he danced, laughed again, and even one of his teeth was pulled out. It was not until Qingqing fed Master Ikki with garlic and she was removed.

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing quickly slipped back. He wanted to remind Taoist Simu that his magic was broken, but found that Master Ikki had arrived. I thought that Master Ikki also realized that it was made by Taoist Simu, so he rushed over quickly.

Fang Zhengqing looked outside in his room as Master Ikkyu came in with a mirror behind his back, looking at Four Sights with a smile.

Taoist Simu couldn't figure out what Master Ikki was thinking, but when he was caught, he could only laugh twice.

Master Ikki took advantage of the fact that Master Simu was not prepared and took out a mirror to look at him. Master Simu's body was suddenly fixed.

As Master Ikki casts a spell and urges the mirror to turn it a few times, Master Ikki takes a puppet from Qingqing's hand and presses it on the mirror.

Master Ichikyu: "Simu, did you mess with me just now?"

"no!"

Seeing that his eyes were stubborn, Master Ikkyu handed the doll to Qingqing and said, "This doll is quite fun. I'll go back to change my clothes, and you can play slowly."

Qingqing nodded and took it. Taoist Simu was still fixed on the spot, not knowing why, and looked at Qingqing coming over and said guiltily: "What are you going to do?"

"Are you teasing my master?" Qingqing asked angrily.

"No, not me, how could it be me?" Simu refused to admit it.

"No?" Qingqing naturally didn't believe it, the altar was still next to her.

"Take my master's teeth and see how I mess with you." Qingqing took out a firecracker and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Hey, no, Jiale, come and save me, woo..."

Jiale ran out after hearing this, but was glared at Jingjing and retreated!

Fortunately, the power of firecrackers is not very strong.

Qingqing took out a firecracker again: "Say, are you teasing me?"

"It's me!" Simu admitted this time.

Qingqing: "Why do you make fun of my master?"

"Can I play with it? I can't play with it." Taoist Simu said hard.

"Fun, okay, I'll play with you."

Qingqing brought a bamboo stool, inserted an atmospheric fire, and tied the doll to the atmospheric fire.

The movements of Taoist Simu and the rag doll were synchronized, and he only now knew that the rag doll was of the same nature as their Taoist spell grass man.

"Hey, don't do anything randomly!" Taoist Simu changed his expression.

"I'm doing it randomly?"

Qingqing smiled, turned the atmospheric fire against the wall, and then ignited the lead.

Whoosh!

The Atmosphere Fire flew out with the doll and the doll and hit the wall, and the Taoist Simu also flew out and hit the wall.

"Oh, I've hit me to death. Hello, stop making trouble. If you kill someone, you'll be in trouble!" Four eyes fell on the ground shouted in pain.

"Hmph! Look at me shooting you into the sky."

Qingqing took out another atmospheric fire and tied the doll to this atmospheric fire, which was heading towards the roof.

"Hey, stop playing, it will be dead!!" The Simudao Master said in shock.

"Who asked you to tease my master! I shot you to heaven to see if you dare to bully people."

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing was about to go out to stop him, Master Ikkyu came out and stopped his disciples, looking at Simin: "Simin, how about we have cleared each other?"

Four eyes: "No way!"

Master Ikki: "Jingjing, send him to heaven!"

"good!"

Seeing that Jingjing was really a point, she looked at her eyes and said in panic: "Okay, okay, let's clear the two!"

At this time, Jiale came out just in time and asked, "Master, how can my master solve it?"

"Give him a jar of sesame oil!"

Seeing that the farce was over and the chanting of scriptures was gone, Fang Zhengqing quickly rested.

The next day, just as dawn, Fang Zhengqing was woken up, but it was not the person who called him, but the voice in his mind.

"The system detects that there is a corpse poison nearby. This corpse poison is formed by a person who naturally turns into a zombie after death. Moreover, this zombie ranks at a high position during his lifetime, with dragon energy and national fortune in his body. After death, it is accidentally left in the corpse. The corpse poison is of high quality. After infection, the host can visually become infected. It is recommended that the host be infected!"
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