Chapter five hundred and four: two chickens in soup
Xiong Daneng Er has a low IQ. They only know how to operate basic computers and can’t play games at all, let alone extremely complex large-scale military confrontation games...
After the two fools entered the game, Bai Lu taught them step by step. As long as they were taught to learn game operations, they could cooperate with the execution of some simple commands, and they would not ask how powerful they could become.
An hour later, Bai Lu's patience gradually collapsed. She was not afraid of opponents like gods, but really afraid of teammates like pigs.
"Xiong Da, I asked you to camp. What does it mean to build a pig pen?"
"I clicked, I clicked the wrong one."
"Believe it or not, I will kick you to death, chop it up and feed it to the pig?"
“(¬_¬)”
"Mabi, laugh at your sister?" Bai Lu looked at Li Mabi who was smirking and cursed: "I asked you to send chemical defense troops, you sent minesweeping troops, do you want to steal ** and sell them money?"
Li Mabi laughed dryly: "Missage, mistake."
Zhuge Dafu Old God is here: "Xiaobai, calm down, they are all newbie."
The white deer was furious: "How do you calm me down? How many mistakes did they make when they were careless? If it were on the real battlefield, they had already died a hundred times."
Xiong Er scratched his head and smiled silly, "I, didn't we win?"
Bai Lu snorted coldly: "We are fighting against simple and difficult mentally retarded computers. If we could lose, I would have strangled you to death long ago."
“(¬_¬)”
It was already dark outside, and a knock on the door sounded. A woman in a charming military uniform walked into the wooden house. The lights in the wooden house were not bright enough. Bai Lu and others thought it was Wu Ye in a trance. After a closer look, it turned out to be Ling Zhilin.
"Why are you here?"
Ling Zhilin threw a bag of clothes to Bai Lu and deliberately said sternly: "I'm here to return your clothes so that no one will say bad things to me behind my back."
Li Mabi was very attentive, brought a bottle of water and greeted, "Teacher Ling, drink water."
"Thanks."
Bai Lu glanced at the time: "Why are you here so late?"
Ling Zhilin took the water, opened it and took a sip, and curled her lips: "Don't I have to take a shower and eat after work?"
The white deer opened the bag and sniffed it like a dog, asking, "Have you washed it?"
Ling Zhilin saw Bai Lu smelling the school uniform that she had wrapped her butt, and her pretty face became hot, and said angrily: "What do you smell like a dog? I've washed it."
“Just wash it.”
Li Mabi asked curiously: "Teacher Ling, how do you know we live here?"
"I asked the teacher who knows you."
Bai Lu threw her clothes on the sofa, looked at Ling Zhilin who was looking around, and asked, "Did you drive here by yourself?"
Ling Zhilin turned her head and said, "No, my car is still under warranty, I came here by the school bus."
"It's already eight o'clock now."
"What the hell do you want to say?"
Bai Lu said slowly: "After eight o'clock, there will be no school bus here."
"Ah?" Ling Zhilin was stunned for a moment and said in confusion: "The school bus is driving until half past ten, why is there no bus?"
Bai Lu shrugged and said, "We are on Farm Road. The school bus only drives until eight o'clock. If you want to go back to the first year of high school, you must go to the Ocean Center to have a car."
"The center of the ocean seems to be quite far away?"
"Two kilometers." Bai Lu looked at the high heels under Ling Zhilin's feet and laughed: "Do you want me to lend you a pair of shoes?"
Ling Zhilin coldly refused: "No need!"
"I have a car, will I take you to the Ocean Center?"
Ling Zhilin originally wanted to refuse, but when she thought of wearing high heels, she followed the sensible words: "I'll bother you, Bai, Lu, and the same student."
The two of them walked out of the house together. Ling Zhilin stood in the yard and waited for a while, then watched Bai Lu push a plane and come by himself...
"Is this your car?"
"It's a duck."
Ling Zhilin looked at the bicycle that was not even sitting in the back and said disgustedly: "Forget it, I'd better walk by myself."
Bai Lu stepped on the bicycle, patted the front bumper, and urged: "Don't be pretentious."
Ling Zhilin said shyly: "Just one bar, how can I sit on it?"
"Sit on the side of course."
"I'm not a child, I'm going to lose my life in front of me."
Bailu transforms into a passage: "Then I will sit in front, are you riding a bicycle?"
Ling Zhilin shook her head: "I can't do it, I can't carry people by riding a bicycle."
"Get in the car quickly, no one can see it at night."
Ling Zhilin hesitated for a moment, and finally got on the bicycle with a red face. Bai Lu lowered her head and glanced. The beautiful young woman had a big butt, and she was almost catching up with Xiaoye. The disadvantage was that her legs were a little shorter and her appearance was not as good as Xiaoye, but she had a charm that Xiaoye did not have.
Bai Lu rode a bicycle and took Ling Zhilin out of the farm.
Neither of them spoke, the atmosphere was a little awkward and ambiguous. Ling Zhilin could feel the warm breath of the white deer behind him...
Ling Zhilin moved forward and said angrily: "Don't get so close to me."
"Sister, don't move around."
The bicycle shook for a moment, and Ling Zhilin said nervously: "Can you do it?"
"Just don't move around."
"I want to get off."
"It's coming soon."
Bai Lu rode her bicycle onto a small bridge, and a small truck drove towards her. Because the bridge deck was relatively narrow, the small truck was very close when it passed by. Ling Zhilin felt that she was about to be scratched and screamed in panic.
“It’s going to scratch us.”
"You can't scratch it, don't move, you'll overturn..."
Ling Zhilin sideways and avoids it in fear, causing the bicycle to shift its center of gravity. After two people screamed, the bicycle rolled into the river.
After Bai Lu fell into the water, she grabbed Ling Zhilin and pulled her into her arms, hugged her and stood up. The water was not deep, about one meter and two meters away. Ling Zhilin, who could not swim, was frightened. She hugged Bai Lu's neck tightly with her hands, and coughed constantly after choking on the water...
Bai Lu held Ling Zhilin's plump buttocks with both hands, walked ashore with difficulty, and sat by the river.
"It's all right."
Ling Zhilin sat on Bai Lu's thigh and cried, "I'm scared."
Bai Lu patted Ling Zhilin's round butt and comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay."
After Ling Zhilin took a while, she realized that she was sitting on Bai Lu's legs in a shameful position. She pushed Bai Lu away and scolded: "You little broom star, you will have nothing good every time you meet you."
Bai Lu said angrily: "Sister, are you embarrassed to blame me? If you didn't move around, we would fall into the ditch?"
Ling Zhilin was unreasonable: "If you hadn't had to ride a bike to carry me, we would have fallen into the ditch?"
"I'm kind enough to send you a ride, and you're wrong?"
The two of them quarreled for a while, staring at each other with their eyebrows and eyes, looking at each other's embarrassed look, and burst into laughter...
Bai Lu's eyes became gentle: "You are not injured, are you?"
Ling Zhilin also became gentle and said depressedly: "No, thank you for saving me."
Chapter completed!