Volume 1 Small Events in a Big City Chapter 11 The immortal strokes your top and spit back.(1/2)
Xiao Jinyan always acts as he pleases.
The emperor could not stop what he wanted to do, and the king of Hell could not persuade him to do what he didn't want to do. The cheap work of carrying water and sweeping the floor could allow him to better integrate into the market and be more beneficial to his practice. Therefore, when Fan Wuchang arranged for him, he happily accepted it.
When ten tanks of water are filled and the courtyard is cleaned, it is already noon.
When he arrived at the lobby, Xiao Hongyu came over with a bowl of wontons, "Brother Xiao, this is something I cooked for you specifically, and I can't bear to eat it." Xiao Jinyan smiled, "Little Hongyu, you are so cute now." Xiao Hongyu's face turned red and he whispered, "As long as you want, I will cook for you every day."
Xiao Jinyan said that I had to be free, and I still have to have the fate to eat.
Xiao Hongyu said again: "The weather is good today. Can you accompany me to Hanshan Temple to burn incense and make wishes?" Xiao Jinyan said, "What era is this? I still have a wish. Do you understand this superstition?" Xiao Hongyu's eyes were slightly red and she was about to cry. Xiao Jinyan coaxed her, "Even if I want to go, Manager Fan must agree."
Li Qingcheng frowned, "You really treat yourself as a servant."
"There are food, accommodation and money here, and money-making. What's wrong with being a guy?"
Li Qingcheng reached out and threw out a silver note, which floated in front of Xiao Jinyan. The silver note from the Merchants Bank said that it was 100 taels of silver. Xiao Jinyan glanced at it, threw it casually, and landed on the ground, saying, "I dare not collect your silver note, just because I am afraid of making a fortune if I have a life or spending my life."
Fan Wuchang hurriedly came over to pick up the silver notes. After seeing the amount of the bill, his eyes were straightened. He wiped the dust on the silver notes with his hands, "How can he slap the silver?" While complaining, he naturally stuffed the silver notes into his arms and said to Xiao Jinyan: "Xiao Jinyan, I am the one who decides today, and I don't have to be on duty in the inn. What are the requirements for Mr. Li? Try to satisfy him as much as possible."
"Which group do you belong to?"
Fan Wuchang pointed to the wall and said, "Customer first, service first, speed first, customers are always right. This is the purpose of our inn business. Do you don't understand this principle?"
Hanshan Temple.
Since the Tang Dynasty's poem "Night Mooring on Maple Bridge" has been passed down, Hanshan Temple has become one of the ten scenic spots in Suzhou. Whenever you come to Gusu City, you must go to Hanshan Temple, especially scholars. If you don't go, you can't feel the sad heart of ten years of hard work.
Xiao Jinyan never understood this poem. Morning bells and evening drums have been made since ancient times. What bells are ringing in Hanshan Temple in the middle of the night? However, the temple is famous for its poetry, and now, every night, the bells of Hanshan Temple are transmitted for ten miles, making people unable to sleep well. When Li Qingcheng told him that the bells of the late night were ringing for ghosts, he kept silent.
During the Hongwu period, Hanshan Temple was burned to a fire and was later rebuilt. The incense has been prosperous and has been prosperous for three hundred years.
Little Red Fish first came to Gusu City and had always heard of the name of Hanshan Temple. Xiao Jinyan, Li Qingcheng and others accompanied him and had a lot of fun.
There is a screen wall halfway up the mountain, with two people paintings, one holding a bamboo box and the other holding a lotus, smiling. It is Hanshan worshipped in the temple. The two monks of Shide were from the famous scholar Tang Bomao. There is a book next to it, which is Hanshan, and Shide passed down by the quatrains.
Hanshan asked: How to deal with it in the world where there are slandering me, bullying me, insulting me, laughing at me, despising me, despising me, hate me, and lying to me? Shide said: Just to endure him, let him, let him avoid him, respect him, and ignore him. In ten years, you should look at him!
Xiao Jinyan said: "In Hanshan, Shi De fell in love with the same woman, but both became monks, but people from the world came here to seek marriage. It's ridiculous."
At this time, I heard someone beside me: "The world follows the crowd and follows the common people, so I don't care about these stories. During the holidays, I come to burn incense and make wishes, and I just want to have peace of mind." Everyone looked in a voice. The speaker was a middle-aged man in Confucian clothes, followed by a young man with a sword in his arms, looking at them with a smile.
Xiao Jinyan's eyes lit up, "Brother Wen?"
A man with a Confucian shirt surnamed Wen said, "Hello, Brother Xiao."
Li Qingcheng looked at the person who came, "Mu Jian Wenhua's brother, Vancouver?"
The middle-aged man in Confushang said, "It's right."
Li Qingcheng sneered and said, "Aren't you a lackey for Li Chuntie, the younger brother of the Sword God Li Chunteng? Why did you come to Suzhou?"
The young man with swordsman said, "How do you speak?"
Vancouver waved his hand to stop the young man, without any anger, looked at Li Qingcheng and said, "You are the third young master of the Li family in Jinling, Li Qingcheng? I heard Dean Li mention you, saying that the younger generation of swordsmanship masters are particularly outstanding."
The young man with swordsman snorted coldly, and seemed very dissatisfied.
Vancouver looked at Zhao Langjiang again and said, "The person who was able to capture the prince's son Xiang back then was indeed extraordinary."
Xiao Jinyan said: "Brother Wen, you came to Suzhou this time, right? I have declared in advance that I have withdrawn from Dengwenyuan."
Vancouver laughed, "I think so, but Dean Li gritted his teeth for what you did back then. You have only been the leader of the martial arts world for a few years, hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, and you have spent all our budget for Dengwen Academy without blinking. To be honest, the brothers in the hospital still receive half of their salary."
Xiao Jinyan said: "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I am not eating, drinking, gamblers, and gambling."
"The Yellow River disaster relief is the court's business, not the affairs of our Dengwenyuan. You can't control such idiots, nor can you control them."
Xiao Jinyan said that if I did it again, I would do this. By the way, is the old man okay now?
"As long as you don't mention you, President Li is still easy to talk to. What you did made our Dengwen Academy very passive, and the budget was greatly reduced. In the court, Yuwen Tianlu attacked President Li again, saying that he was not doing his job properly. Now Yuwen Tianlu is in power, Shengjun Zhenglong, and Yixiaotang is against our Dengwen Academy everywhere. Dean Li is not having a good life."
When the little red fish heard this, she quietly raised her ears.
Everyone came to the pavilion in the mountains and rested on the stone bench.
Vancouver was supervised by the Information Academy. This time, he came to Suzhou as an imperial envoy on the order of the emperor. In name, he was ordered to urge Su Jin's production, but in fact he secretly investigated something. Not long ago, Emperor Zhu Liye had a nightmare, dreaming that during the ceremony of worshiping the sky, black clouds suddenly fell in the sky and was plagued by black dragons, and suddenly woke up. Zhu Liye asked the national teacher, Yuxi Road Master Longhu Mountain, to explain the dream. The national teacher deduced for a long time and said that the world was going to be in chaos and that an anti-star fell in the south of the Yangtze River.
Jiangnan was where Yuwen Tianlu became powerful, with complex relationships and mixed interests. So he sent Vancouver, Dengwenyuan, to investigate. The imperial envoy was still in Zhenjiang. In order to cover up his eyes, he brought the swordsman from the Qingjiansi in the courtyard to conduct a private visit and secretly investigated.
"You have been in Suzhou for so long, but what news is there?"
Xiao Jinyan said carelessly, "I have never been very concerned about the affairs of the court."
Vancouver said, "Seeing your careless look, it's time to change it. I was very optimistic that you would take over the Dengwenyuan."
Xiao Jinyan laughed and said, "I have changed it long ago. I have so many restraints in Dengwenyuan. I am used to being free and relaxed. I love gambling, wine, and women. If I do like the old man and you, I will plot against this every day and be careful of that, and I will be tired if I think about it."
Zhao Langjiang suddenly said, "I am very interested in the famous Dengwenyuan."
The young man with swordsmanship passed on the sword: "If you want to enter the Dengwen Academy, you must first ask about the sword in my hand."
Zhao Langjiang said coldly, "There are so many people here, let's go to the back mountain to chat for a while."
After saying that, Zhao Langjiang picked up the sword and floated away. After less than a cup of tea, Zhao Langjiang came back with the sword. Not long after, the sword also came back. There were dark circles on his right eye, which was swollen and high. Without saying a word, he stood behind Vancouver, obviously suffering a secret loss.
Vancouver said, "Travel the sword, how many times will I tell you, it is a good thing to be young and energetic, but you have a proper attitude when doing things."
Chuanjian was a little dissatisfied. The two of them were preparing to go to the back mountain to compete, but halfway through, Zhao Langjiang punched him. Chuanjian was caught off guard and was beaten. He missed his move and was restrained. He was beaten for more than ten punches in a row, begging for mercy. Zhao Langjiang let him go. At this moment, he still argued: "It was just a temporary mistake, not to mention that this guy named Zhao attacked me."
Vancouver said: "If you lose, you will lose. What excuses are you looking for." Then he said to Zhao Langjiang again, "As long as you are willing, Dengwenyuan will welcome you at any time."
Zhao Langjiang said, "As long as Yuwen Tianlu is unhappy, I am happy to serve you."
Xiao Jinyan had some other things to ask, but because someone was present, it was inconvenient to leave, so he left the contact information. The master and servant of Vancouver had already visited Hanshan Temple and had made an appointment with someone else, so the two sides said goodbye. Little Red Fish shouted that he wanted to go to Hanshan Temple to make a wish, and everyone walked up the mountain.
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On the banks of Mingcui Lake, Danqing Villa.
Wang Banxian roamed the bell with one hand and leaned on the banner with the other hand, and walked towards the villa. He had been walking for three days and three nights, and the rice grains were not exhausted, and his hungry chest was pressed against his back. The fire in July was flowing, and although it was already out of hiding, the sky was still so hot. Wang Banxian was dry and was about to knock on the door, but a boy walked out.
"The old man is the half immortal of the Iron Mouth King Jinduan?"
Wang Banxian saw the boy's beautiful eyebrows and looks like a teenager, but he pretended to be an adult, and his form was sensational, and said with a smile, "It's this immortal."
The boy said loudly, "My master said you are visiting today, and it is true."
Wang Banxian wondered, "How come Danqingsheng is doing fortune telling business, he is going to compete for jobs with me."
The boy said proudly, "My master understands Yin and Yang, knows Bagua, can calculate and calculate, knows five hundred years above and five hundred years below, knows half of the things in heaven, and knows all the things on the earth, so how can you, a martial arts warrior, compete with you?" He looked up and down at Wang Banxian, and looked at the broken bowl on his waist, "Besides, your rice bowl is missing, I don't want to give it to me for free."
Wang Banxian hummed, "What do you know? There is a world in the bowl and a world in the bowl. When I used this bowl to make a comeback, you were still peeing on the kang."
The boy shouted to the yard, "Master, I finally saw someone who is more capable of blowing than you!"
Someone in the yard said: "Grind ink, if you want to get his broken bowl, I will allow you to go to the world to experience it."
Wang Banxian said that I only have this valuable treasure on my body, and you are still thinking about it for your disciple. It’s really unreasonable. As he pushed the door open, he saw a large white paper covered in the courtyard, an old man with silver hair and white beard, with his hair disheveled, naked, holding a green pen in his hand, holding a pen to draw.
Wang Banxian said that he was old and did not pay attention to any influence.
Dan Qingsheng spitted out, "What's wrong with not wearing clothes? If it's a man, no one has seen anyone, just look at it. If it's a woman, I'll just look at it if I want to see it, and I can't ask for it."
Wang Banxian said that he had not seen each other for more than 30 years, and you still made sense to speak.
Dan Qingsheng put away his pen, looked at Wang Banxian, and sneered, "This is so fake. I saw your hypocrisy in the hole in my underwear."
Wang Banxian said, "You are not wearing underwear."
Dan Qingsheng laughed, pointed to the sky, then pointed to the earth, and said, "This is the shirt and the ground is the skirt. If you come in like this, won't you run into my crotch?"
Wang Banxian curled his lips, "Then your crotch doesn't have eyes. Haven't you been disguised again?"
Dan Qingsheng has a arrogant personality and is also a saint of Dan Qing. Before painting, he had the habit of dressing and scattering. After taking it, his whole body was hot and he was naked, and he was in a naked scene. Dan Qingsheng put his pen on the pen holder, ordered to grind it for tea, put on a Confucian robe, "If you have nothing to do, don't go to the Three Treasures Hall, say it quickly, and let it go if you have fart."
Wang Banxian knew that Danqing was so angry, and she smiled and said, "You won't be passing by, come and see you."
"Please come here, Wang Banxian is known as the world of God. If he hadn't encountered any problems, he wouldn't have come to me."
Wang Banxian said that I was really here to reminisce about the past and have a meal. He whispered: "The world can be admired by Wang, but only two and a half people, you guys are one." Danqingsheng comes from negative. When he heard Wang Banxian's words, he felt comfortable and said with a gentle expression: "So, I should be proud?"
Wang Banxian said: "Of course, just rush to the Shujian Mountain back then, and you spit out a "god" of a mouthful of phlegm, it is enough to despise the people of the world."
Danqingsheng was obsessed with calligraphy and painting, and his martial arts skills were not high. He was invited to Shujian Mountain with the top ten masters in the world. He met a god at the foot of Shujian Mountain. The "god" said that he would follow the decree of the immortals on Shujian Mountain and teach everyone the way of immortality.
The immortal touches your head and receives immortality.
Everyone knelt down and received the courtesy of caressing, but Dan Qingsheng refused to kneel down and spit out a mouthful of phlegm at the gods. The god said that you lack awe of the gods, but Dan Qingsheng refuted that I am used to being free and casual. Whoever makes me unhappy, I will make him unhappy.
This incident angered the gods and the gods started killing each other, and only Dan Qingsheng, Wang Banxian and Li Chuntie escaped from Shujian Mountain.
Dan Qingsheng said: "Eternal life? What's the good thing about eternal life? Old age and immortality are a thief, and you have to touch your head. I wonder if a man's head cannot be touched by women's feet? Besides, what a bullshit god, wasn't it that half of his head cut off by Li Chuntie's sword? Lu Xuanji also said back then that gods are considered yarn, and they have to be slaughtered."
Wang Banxian said, "No matter what, he is still a god in Shujian Mountain. You don't give the gods face so much, but you have caused the peers to suffer. Our group of eleven people, only we and Li Chuntie escaped."
Dan Qingsheng snorted coldly, "Facts have proved that this so-called way of immortality is just a cover. They invited us to go, but they had no good intentions."
Wang Banxian sighed, "This matter has passed. I came here today to ask you for a few paintings. I have to borrow your magical powers."
Dan Qingsheng said I knew nothing good, Li Chuntie was right, among the three of us, you can calculate. In the past thirty years, you have broken many things in Shujian Mountain, and you still dare to cheat on the world. Are you really not afraid that they will send sword guards to trouble you?
Wang Banxian pointed to the broken bowl on his waist and said, "I have the ability to escape, so you don't need to worry about it. Over the years, the world has been peaceful, and there are no ones who can break through the realm. Only Zhang Benchu did not listen to my dissuasion and forcibly breaking out of the three realms and disappeared. I'm afraid there is so much danger. Can you draw him?"
Dan Qingsheng sighed.
To be continued...