Chapter 47: Dreams Come True
"These two hateful guys ran away halfway through the talk. Didn't they just intervene as son-in-law? They relied on their family to be rich, spending 3,000 taels of silver to pick up girls. If you have money, you can do whatever you want!"
When Zhao and Li heard this, they turned around and said, "No, you can do whatever you want if you have money!"
"You two bastards, I didn't go home all night last night. Where did you go to fool?"
When the two of them heard this, they were so scared that they shook their whole bodies. They saw two strong women wearing floral skirts, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and high cheekbones standing across the street, standing there with their hands on their hips, like two compasses. One of them was Li Fang and the other was Li Yuan, who looked a little similar. They were two young wives of the Li family in Yangzhou City.
The Li family is very famous in Yangzhou. They are a high-ranking official in the palace and are a famous family of eunuchs.
From the founding of the Ming Dynasty to the present, the Li family has produced more than 20 eunuchs, including three of whom have served as eunuchs in charge of the seals of the Sili Supervisor. Now, their uncle Li Laowu is the eunuch who is currently a pen in charge of the Sili Supervisor, serving as an eunuch to Gao Yuan and Gao’s father-in-law.
Zhao Jiansheng and Li Gongsheng married into the Li family three years ago. Although they were determined to inherit the inheritance of the Li family, the Li family's ancestors were not allowed to be passed down by people of other surnames. The two had to live in Yangzhou City and endured humiliation. Last night, they squatted from the entrance of Baihua Tower for a night. After a long time of staying there, they walked out of Baihua Tower. As a result, they were seen by the butler who got up early to buy vegetables and reported to the two wives, and this scene happened.
Zhao and Li hurriedly said, "Madam, we wrote poems at Li Xiucai's house yesterday, but we were too devoted and missed the time. It was a sin, a sin!"
Li Fang sneered, "But I just heard that you two spent 3,000 taels of silver to buy a girl in Baihualou!"
Zhao Jiansheng quickly patted his chest and promised, "This must be a rumor! Madam, think about it, you will reward me with two taels of silver in a month. It will take a hundred years for me to save up to three thousand taels if I don't eat or drink. Even if I can live to be one hundred years old and go to Baihualou, I can only stare at me. This must be a shameless villain who is slandering me behind my back!"
Li Gongsheng laid Zhao Jiansheng, "Brother, you are afraid that she will do anything. You will lose all the faces of us scholars. Even if you do this, as long as you are not arrested on the spot, you will not admit it, let alone we did nothing. As the saying goes, a woman will not beat her for three days and she will remove the tiles. As a man, a real man, see how I deal with her!"
After saying that, he raised his chest, came to Li Yuan, and raised his right hand.
Li Yuan glared, "What do you want to do?"
Li Gongsheng smiled all over his face, "Madam, you have chicken feathers on your clothes, I'll help you brush it." He acted to help Li Yuan clean his clothes.
"Don't change the topic and explain honestly!"
Zhao Jiansheng thought in his mind that he had reached this point. If the fellow Taoist is dead, I would like to persuade him, "Brother, just take it, so as not to suffer from flesh and blood. A man, a real man, one person does things one by one." He also said to Li Yuandao, "Sister-in-law, I testify that the elder brother did this matter himself!"
Li Yuan grabbed Li Gongsheng's ear, causing Li Gongsheng to cry out in pain, "Wife, it's in public, give me some face!"
Li Yuan spat, "You guy who wants to save face or have a soft meal? Believe it or not, I will write a letter to my second grandpa and send you to the capital?"
"That's good. I have been a tribute student for several years. It's logical that there should be a real lack. Although my level is slightly worse than my ability to be a minister, I should be fine as a minister."
Li Yuandao, "Will the Zhidianguan go?"
"What's the matter?"
"The eunuch who swept the floor in the palace."
When the two heard this, they ran away and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Mrs. Li scolded behind, "Don't go home if you have the ability!"
Everyone laughed loudly behind. The pair of live treasures in Yangzhou City added a lot of seasonings to everyone's boring life. Xue Pipi held a bun with chopsticks, looked at the backs of the two and said, "It's really embarrassing to be a man to do this!"
Xiao Jinyan asked, "Senior Xue, I don't know that Mrs. Noble lady..."
Xue Pipi's face darkened, "What did you ask her?"
Seeing that he looked unhappy, Xiao Jinyan quickly fell silent. Xue Pipi sighed, "Twenty years ago, I ran away with someone else."
Seeing his eyes showing regret, Xiao Jinyan thought to himself: This poisonous saint Xue Pipi has a moody personality and is both righteous and evil in his behavior. However, if we only look at appearance, with clear edges and dignity, we must have been a romantic and beautiful boy back then, so he comforted him, "Every family has difficult sutras, let alone, why not have a real man without a wife? Maybe one day, the noble lady will change her mind..."
The Poison Saint smiled, "No chance!"
"Why?"
"I was busy practicing medical skills and competed with Xue Bao for the position of the successor of the Medical Saint, and neglected her. Later, I lost to Xue Bao and got free. I searched for her in the world for three years. Finally, I found her in Kaifeng Prefecture. I realized that she had married a local rich businessman named Sun as a concubine."
Xue Pipi seemed to recall the past and remained silent.
Xiao Jinyan asked, “What about now?”
Xue Pipi reached out and gestured, pointing to the edge of the table, "Now, the grass on their grave is almost that high."
Xiao Jinyan was shocked and picked up a bun and handed it to him, "Senior, eat buns!"
After breakfast, Xiao Jinyan knew the money very consciously. The two returned to Doctor Xue's house. Before they entered the door, they heard Doctor Xue's cry coming from inside Xue's house. They were amazed in their hearts, which Dr. Xue wants to sing this early morning?
When I arrived at the door, I saw Doctor Xue disheveled his hair, holding a chicken leg with his left hand and a handful of paper money with his right hand, and delivering it to the treasure pot (brazier) while eating.
Dr. Xue cried and said, "Brother Pipi! Although you and I have fought for more than 20 years, they are all descendants of the Xue family. They were talking and laughing yesterday. Today I will travel to the west and leave me. I am the only one left in the Xue family, and there is no one with a daughter. This is God who made our Xue family lose the queen!"
"I don't know, have you arrived at Naihe Bridge now? You have harmed so many people in your life. I don't know if the King of Hell can arrange for you to be reincarnated. I'll burn some paper money for you. When I get there, don't save it. If you don't help, you can be reincarnated as a son."
Xue Pipi was so angry that she was so angry that she was amused and laughed.
Doctor Xue cried for a moment, then ate another bite of the chicken leg, and sighed repeatedly, "If I had known this, I would give it to you the position of the successor of the Medical Saint."
Xue Pipi and Xue Bao have been fighting each other for many years, but they didn't expect that he would say such emotional words today. He was a little excited and asked loudly: "Are you serious about this?"
When Xue Bao saw the person coming, he was shocked, "You are not dead?" Xue Pipi said angrily, "I am dead, who will fight you for the rest of my life? Then again, you said the words just now sincerely?"
Xue Bao deliberately pretended to be confused, "What sentence?"
"Give me the position of the descendant of the Medical Saint."
Xue Bao laughed, "I don't remember saying this."
Xue Pipi pulled Xiao Jinyan to Xue Bao, "If you don't believe it, ask him!"
Xiao Jinyan thought to himself that this was your family business. He dragged me, an outsider, into something. He secretly made up his mind and pretended to be confused and kicked the ball back. "Senior, did you say I should have heard it, but still didn't hear it?"
Xue Pipi put his hand behind and secretly used his skills. His entire palm turned into black, which was the black sand palm that the Poison Saint relied on to become famous. This was an extremely powerful poison skill. If it was slapped on an ordinary person, there would definitely be no chance of survival. This move was to secretly warn Xiao Jinyan.
"You can recall it carefully, otherwise, I can help you recall it."
Xiao Jinyan saw this and was going to threaten me. I was not afraid of the poison of the Five Poisons Boy, and I was afraid that your poison palm would not work? However, unlike the Five Poisons Boy's martial arts, Xue Pipi is not only a master of poison, but also a half-step martial arts. Even if he doesn't use poison, it would be easy to kill me. What should I do?
Then he thought: I, Xiao Jinyan, is a chivalrous man, rich and lustful, and mighty, how could I speak against my conscience? So he said, "It seems, probably, I said it."
Doctor Xue frowned, patted the needle sac around his waist, and dragged the long voice to ask, "Hmm...?"
Doctor Xue’s golden needle is unparalleled in the world. He can save people, but naturally he can kill people. Killing people to save people is just a matter of thought.
"Maybe, maybe not said!"
The two shouted coldly in unison, "After saying it, or didn't you?"
Xiao Jinyan was hesitant. He was just aware of the Xuanzhong Realm and was no match for the two. Now the two forced him to make him in a dilemma.
Suddenly, a thought flashed through his mind, like a light in the night sky, and he suddenly realized. He used 30% of his internal strength, fearing that he would not have enough, so he added 20% more, slapped his forehead hard, and said, "I remember it!"
The whole person leaned straight backward and fainted.
Hurry!
His body hit the brazier that burned paper money, which made Xiao Jinyan's butt hurt. Xiao Jinyan felt pain and woke up immediately, but at this moment, he could only bear it and dared not make a sound.
The miraculous doctor and the poisonous saint looked at each other, and no one expected that this guy would use this trick.
"Hello!"
"Um?"
"His butt is on fire."
"oh!"
"You are a miracle doctor, don't you save him?"
Dr. Xue Shen said, "I never touch a man's butt."
"It's rare to have such a chance, let's have some bar."
Dr. Xue nodded and said, "I went to the room to get a jar of good wine, two bowls, poured two glasses of wine. Xue Pipi picked up a glass and asked, "Why did you curse me to death?"
Dr. Xue Shen said, "After you left last night, I had a dream. I dreamed that you were cut off your head by a thin middle-aged man in Ma-clothed from the south with a sword. When I woke up in the morning, I saw that you didn't come back. I didn't think that my dream has come true. I burned paper money to pay tribute to you. Who would have thought you were back? Alas!"
"What do you mean by sighing?"
"I'm very happy!"
Xue Pipi sneered, drank a sip of wine, and said, "I've had a dream, too."
"What did you dream about?"
Xue Pipi: "I dreamed that you gave me the token of the successor of the miracle doctor."
Xue Pipi expressed his disdain, "I'll do less of this kind of daydream in the future."
While drinking, the two chatted. Although Xiao Jinyan, who was lying on the ground, could not bear it, he jumped up and sat in the water tank. A burst of chill came. Xiao Jinyan took the wine jar, raised his head and drank it all, and breathed a deep sigh of relief.
The two asked, "Why don't you pretend to be dead?"
Xiao Jinyan rubbed his butt and said, "I've had a dream, too."
"What did you dream about?"
Chapter completed!