Chapter 18 Liars(1/2)
Being poisoned by the wine, Xiao Lin's whole body was paralyzed and he couldn't exert any strength.
Lying on the ground, Xiao Lin stared at the stupid-looking Gorilla Yang and said with a bitter smile: "I didn't expect that this stupid gorilla of yours would have so many bad ideas hidden in its belly. It's really unexpected."
Yang Gongji on the side smiled and said: "There are quite a few people in the Valley of the Dead who have been tricked by Yang Gorilla. Most of them have never heard the sentence, telling people not to look at their appearance."
Gorilla Yang said proudly: "The two of us know that you are a slippery and difficult kid. If we know that we are fooled, we will definitely try our best to torture us. If you, the kid, have a better conscience, then there is really nothing we can do. It's a pity.
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Xiao Lin sighed: "A few days ago, I was wondering why the Yang brothers, who have a very bad reputation, would be so obedient. I didn't expect that it was you who did it on purpose. I, Xiao Lin, was so smart that I was so stupid that I capsized in a ditch."
Gorilla Yang criticized: "You kid, you always think you are smart, but in fact, you are not even smart. If you are a little smart, I will defeat you in a few seconds."
Yang Gongji said cruelly: "What kind of figures are our Yang brothers in the Valley of the Dead? Not to mention you, I'm not afraid even if Void Tunyan comes in person, I might even spit in his face!"
Gorilla Yang continued to attack: "I wanted to wait for you kid to reach the treasure place and then cut you in half with a knife, but since you want to escape now, I will give you two sips of the ecstasy soup and get rid of you in advance!"
Yang Gongji said: "Anyway, we already know that the treasure is in Qianxu Mountain, so we are not afraid of you playing tricks."
Yang Gorilla took out a dagger and rubbed the blade with his fingers: "If you know the truth, you should tell the exact location. This may mean that my brother will be compassionate and save your life. You are a smart man and know what to do."
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Xiao Lin was on the ground without saying a word. Suddenly, Xiao Lin burst into laughter and burst into tears.
Gorilla Yang saw this and said angrily: "You little bastard! What are you laughing at? Do you really think I'm trying to intimidate you? Don't you dare to attack you?"
Xiao Lin's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked at the two of them with interest: "You two old bastards, do you really think that I have fallen into your trap?"
Gorilla Yang asked: "If you have any other ideas, just ask."
Xiao Lin sighed and said: "I'm afraid you will die before I say anything."
Gorilla Yang was startled: "What do you mean?"
Xiao Lin asked back: "Do you remember that I served you two dishes?"
Gorilla Yang trembled: "You!! Did you tamper with the food?"
Yang Gongji couldn't laugh anymore. He picked up Xiao Lin's collar and said, "What did you say!!"
Xiao Lin said with a smile on his face: "I said I am a fool. I will go up the mountain to hunt for treasure tomorrow. I don't intend to poison you today, so I didn't tamper with the food."
This statement is obviously ironic, even a fool can hear it.
Gorilla Yang and Rooster Yang were completely panicked, and Gorilla Yang even threatened: "You little bastard! Hand over the antidote quickly!"
Xiao Lin laughed and said: "Yes, yes, I should hand over the antidote, and then help you detoxify, and finally let you kill me, what do you think? Don't forget, you still have to rely on me to hunt for treasures, and you don't dare to poison me."
Kill me, but I don’t have to rely on you to hunt for treasure, so I naturally dare to poison you."
Yang Gongji actually laughed too: "Yes, yes, you said we were poisoned and we were poisoned. You can poison us just by opening your mouth."
Gorilla Yang also said: "Yes! You are just bluffing us."
Xiao Lin's tone turned cold: "You are indeed not poisoned. There is no pain at all in the three inches below your left rib. You don't have to touch that place. You are not poisoned anyway."
When Xiao Lin said there was no need to touch it, the two men couldn't help but touch the place Xiao Lin said.
Xiao Lin had used this trick on Yan Feixue a long time ago, and now he used it again, and the method was quite skillful.
The two people fell into the trap and couldn't help but touch their ribs. After a while, their faces turned pale. You looked at me and I looked at you, unable to say a word.
At this time, Xiao Lin happened to add fuel to the fire: "It doesn't matter, although there is a slight numbness there, it will only take a cup of tea for you to die. During this time, you can kill me ten times."
Although Xiao Lin verbally told them to kill him, Xiao Lin was sure that the two of them would not dare to take action. Otherwise, who would he ask for the antidote?
The shrewd Yang Gongji said with a sullen face: "What... do you want?"
Xiao Lin had a relaxed expression on his face: "As I see it, the two of you should give me the antidote right now, and then you should pat your shoulders and massage your feet, serve me well, and then make a poisonous oath to always listen to me.
As for me, otherwise we’ll just die together, so it’s not a loss to have you by my side.”
Yang Gongji gritted his teeth and said, "What if I detoxify you but you don't detoxify us?"
Xiao Lin said very patiently: "What do you mean, you don't detoxify me first, but I detoxify you first?"
Yang Gongji and Yang Gorilla looked at each other, then approached Xiao Lin, not daring to make a mistake. After all, they did not dare to risk their lives.
The two of them thought to themselves at the same time: Couldn't they just take the antidote and then kill him? It was just a poisonous oath. To them, making a poisonous oath was easier than urinating.
Thinking like this, the two of them took out the antidote and fed it to Xiao Lin, then knelt on the ground and swore an oath more poisonous than the poisonous widow.
After a while, Xiao Lin recovered. He moved his limbs and said with a smile: "The Yang brothers' antidote is indeed effective."
Yang Gongji said respectfully: "Yes, yes, your old man's antidote will definitely be more effective."
Xiao Lin pretended to be stupid and said: "What antidote?"
The two of them instantly turned pale, and they even wanted to be in pieces, but then Xiao Lin suddenly smiled and said, "I'm just teasing you."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Lin took out two small bottles from his arms and sighed: "Actually, the antidote is on me. Why don't you two search me? How stupid."
Gorilla Yang was furious, but he didn't dare to get angry. He rushed forward, grabbed the small bottle, and poured the medicine into his mouth.
When Yang Gongji saw this, his expression changed drastically: "Why are you eating so much!!"
Gorilla Yang said: "I am big, so I should eat more."
Yang Rooster kicked Gorilla Yang in the butt, then grabbed the remaining pills and swallowed them all. Then he showed his ferocious face and said to Xiao Lin: "Little bastard, let me see where you run this time!
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There was no panic on Xiao Lin's face: "Please touch that place again and see if it hurts."
The two of them looked exactly like each other, and the pain was gone. Gorilla Yang smiled and said, "This antidote is very good!"
Yang Gongji smiled ferociously and said: "Now you..."
Before he could tell where to run, Xiao Lin interrupted: "When I asked you to touch that place before, it was when the qi and blood were converging. Everyone would feel pain, but now the qi and blood are converging, so it doesn't hurt anymore."
Yang Gongji suddenly realized: "What a little boy! Turns out you are lying to me!"
Xiao Lin held his belly and smiled and said: "Old bastard, don't even think about it, how could I help you pick up a dish and then poison it? My method is not that clever, and if I really poisoned you, why don't I just poison you?"
poison?"
Yang Gorilla and Yang Gongji were furious when they found out they had been deceived.
Especially Gorilla Yang, who raised his hand to kill with a knife: "Good boy! Although your poison has been cured, you are still weak and weak within half an hour. I will kill you immediately!"
Xiao Lin said innocently: "Oh? Really?"
Yang Gongji said ferociously: "Of course it's a lie. I will never cut off your tongue first, then cut off your limbs, and finally soak you in salt water. I definitely won't."
Xiao Lin pretended to be scared: "No! I'm really scared."
Gorilla Yang was already walking towards Xiao Lin, his expression extremely frightening: "Don't be afraid, I, Gorilla Yang, will not let you die easily."
Although the opponent was coming fiercely, Xiao Lin had no intention of running away. He just stayed where he was, but he kept mumbling: "One, two, three, four, five..."
When Ji Chen remembered seven, Yang Gorilla's sword was less than three inches away from Xiao Lin's neck. But at this moment, his sword stood straight in the air, and at the same time, his huge body fell to the ground, twitching all over.
, foaming at the mouth, as if possessed by an evil spirit.
Yang Gongji was shocked: "What...what is going on?"
Xiao Lin laughed loudly, turned up and sat on the table: "The food I served you before was not poisonous, but the antidote you rushed to take was poisonous. Do you understand?"
Yang Gongji was so angry that he jumped on the ground and struck at Xiao Lin's throat with his five sharp claws. However, Xiao Lin was completely exhausted while he was still in the air and fell directly to the ground, knocking out several teeth.
Xiao Lin clapped his hands: "Hahaha... Yang Rooster has turned into a toothless rooster now. It's interesting."
Just when Xiao Lin was getting carried away, a cold voice suddenly came from the window: "Two old fritters were toyed with by a little brat, and the face of Dead Man Valley has been completely disgraced by you!"
Xiao Lin was shocked in vain: "Who?!"
The window opened, and then a green figure slid in. It turned out to be the Green Snake Lord who had disappeared for a long time!
Xiao Lin had goosebumps all over his body, but he concealed it very well, and then pretended to be relaxed: "It turns out to be the old snake. It's rare to meet him, so why not sit down and have a drink."
True Lord Green Snake glanced at Xiao Lin with contempt: "The poison you were poisoned is my secret recipe. Even if you say a hundred more words, you won't be able to use your cultivation, so don't try to delay time with words, it's useless."
Xiao Lin looked dejected: "Wouldn't it be bad luck today?"
True Lord Green Snake nodded: "Not bad."
At this time, the two people who fell on the ground kept groaning. Their mouths were full of foam, their muscles were stiff, and their tongues could not move. They could only make such sounds, roughly hoping that the True Lord Green Snake would save them.
True Monarch Green Snake glanced at it, and then said in surprise: "Body degeneration, the poison of monster beasts?"
Xiao Lin was surprised and said: "He is a knowledgeable person. Yes, this is the poison of the monster. From now on, these two people can only learn to walk on all fours of the monster. In the future, there will be orangutans and roosters walking on all fours on the street. It is funny to think about it."
True Lord Green Snake looked at the two people on the ground: "Do you want me to save you?"
The two immediately started humming, but couldn't even nod.
True Lord Green Snake crossed his legs and raised his chin: "I'm afraid it wouldn't be good for us to share the treasure among three people? What's more, you two obviously promised to leave me a mark along the way, but I didn't even get half a mark along the way.
Didn’t see it either.”
"If I hadn't known who you two were and let go of the little snake to follow you, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to find your souls."
After listening to the words of True Lord Green Snake, Yang Gongji and Yang Gorilla were scared out of their wits. Their feelings were not friends, but another enemy, and an enemy far more terrifying than Xiao Lin.
To be continued...