【344】Have you ever heard of giving birth to a child by farting?
After being speechless with Li Daguo in his heart, the second-rate boy turned around and looked at the greedy Li Cuicui and said, "Be patient first, I will go outside tomorrow to see if I can find some fruits to make juice for you..."
"Husband, I want to eat bananas, apples, pears, dates, dragon fruits, strawberries. I want to eat a lot of fruits. Can you get them all back??" Hearing that the second-rate boy was going to find fruits for him, Li Cuicui immediately looked at him with a look and said a lot of fruits she wanted to eat.
"Okay, I'll go out tomorrow. If I can encounter these fruits, I will buy them all. If I haven't encountered them, I will buy them all the ones I can buy..."
After comforting Li Cuicui with a smile, the second-rate boy asked Li Cuicui to eat river shrimps. "Eating shrimps, shrimps are actually very nutritious and meaty, and this thing doesn't gain weight after eating them. The river shrimps are too small. Let's go back to Shantou to get you a big shrimp. The shrimps are so big, so big, and they are full of them when they bite down, which is so delicious..."
Gudong...gudong...... After swallowing several saliva hard, Li Cuicui immediately looked at Erruizi and asked, "Honey, I want to eat shrimps. I haven't eaten such a big shrimp yet. Is it good if I buy shrimps for me and come back to eat..."
"Looking back, when we go back, we will go home, the fourth sister is almost going to bring the little guy here to take care of the baby. At that time, I told our father that I would drive a car to pick up the fourth sister, and then I will buy such a big shrimp for you..." Faced with Li Cuicui's spoiling behavior, the second-rate immediately called the fourth sister to come over.
Speaking of the fact that his fourth sister was coming to take care of her baby, Li Cuicui immediately looked at him with anticipation and asked, "Husband, the fourth sister is here, can you let the fourth sister live there?"
"This is really not possible. We asked Xiao Ming to live there, and the villagers were already saying that I would marry a wife and raise my brother-in-law on my behalf. If my fourth sister and the others were allowed to live there, they might have to say what they would, so..."
I have too many secrets. Li Xiaoming has always kept him. He has a very strict mouth, so don’t worry.
But if the fourth sister and his son were asked to live at home, the second-rate boy would be a little worried that she would see something. For this reason, Li Cuicui refused her suggestions and expectations this time without hesitation.
Seeing that the second-rate boy dared to reject him, Li Cuicui immediately pouted and asked him angrily, "Didn't you always care about other people's thoughts? Why did you suddenly care again this time? Do you have any objections to my fourth sister? Humph?"
"When you go home, we can basically do that. Li Xiaoming is still young and doesn't know what your voice is going on, but the fourth sister is different. You don't want the fourth sister, a pregnant woman, to listen to the corner of the wall, right?" Seeing that the normal rejection could not be settled by Li Cuicui, the second-rate immediately rejected her with a somewhat vulgar method.
Because of the relatively large reason of the second-rate, it is basically impossible for Li Cuicui to make noises when she was with him.
So when he heard the second-rate boy's words, Li Cuicui immediately said with a look of shame and blushing; "You, you...you hooligan, you...well, if you don't let the fourth sister live on our side, you won't let the fourth sister live on our side, so as not to turn around and find trouble for the fourth brother-in-law...you bastard, why are you not that big, hum."
"I'm not satisfied with everything about my biological parents. The only thing I'm satisfied with is that they gave birth to me so powerfully... Hahaha..."
After smirking at Li Cuicui, the second-rate boy reached out to look at his watch. Then, after finding it was getting late, he quickly got up there and said goodbye to her. "Okay, I won't eat the river shrimps anymore. I'll take it out. By the way, it's getting late. I'm going back to Liujia Village, and I'll get the pumpkin seeds in the afternoon."
"I'm going back so soon. I thought you could take care of them here in the afternoon and let me have a good nap..." Hearing that the second-rate guy was going back so soon, Li Cuicui immediately showed a reluctance and grievance expression.
"It is the season for growing rice, pumpkin, and sweet potatoes. How can we not farm as farmers? So be good, take good care of the children at home. If you are sleepy, let Xiao Ming help you see the children. Well, I'll go back."
After comforting Li Cuicui with a smile, the second-rate boy walked out of the room with his bowls and chopsticks, and said at the door where Li Daguo and Li Xiaoming were drinking and drinking coke. "Dad, drink less, I'll work in the afternoon. Xiaoming will help your sister see the child in the afternoon and let her take a nap. You don't need to look at it. The little guys woke up, just call your sister or our mother..."
"Are you going to work? Then go to work. Cuicui and I just take turns sleeping. Xiao Ming, a person with thick hands and feet, can't see the children..." Before Li Daguo and Li Xiaoming answered his words, Cai Tianhua walked out of the house first.
"Mom, please trouble you, then I'll go back to work first. Xiao Ming, look at dad a little, and run away quickly when he gets drunk later, so that he won't let you get sworn brothers and make us mess up..." After telling Cai Tianhua that he had troubled her, the second-rate boy came here, who was joking about drinking and listening to the radio.
"Don't drink anymore, don't drink anymore. You kid are really. Didn't I just drink a little more? As for reminding me like this, Xiao Ming, please help me take the wine into the cabinet to save your uncle and others from coming to drink it for me..." After replying to Erliuzi a few words in anger, Li Daguo also obediently closed his mouth and handed the remaining wine to Li Xiaoming for helping him to put it up.
"That's right. I will dare to buy you wine next time... I'm leaving, I'll go back to work." After smiling and saying a few words to Li Daguo again, the second-rate boy went back to Liujia Village on a bicycle.
But as soon as he returned to his home in Liujia Village, the second-rate guy had time to open the door with the key, Zhang Dayang ran over in panic with blood; "Brother... hurry up... Xiaoyun is born, Xiaoyun is born, hurry up and help me..."
"Don't panic, don't panic, I'll get the medical box now. Wait for me for a while, and I'll be cured soon..."
After hearing this, the second-rate boy quickly comforted Zhang Dayang and told him not to be nervous. Then he reached out and handed the bicycle to Zhang Dayang, and he turned around and opened the door with the key and went inside to get things.
In less than two minutes, the second-rate boy came out with a medical box on his back. At the same time, he didn't care about Zhang Dayang and the house closing or not, and hurriedly ran to the gravel field.
"Brother, brother, brother... Here, the child has been born, we don't know what to do. Please help quickly, we are afraid..." When the second-rate boy arrived at the glutinous rice dumpling, Sun Yuanyuan and the others immediately pointed at the gate of Zhang Dayang and their house, and said with a nervous look on their faces.
"You go and prepare a basin of warm water for me, and then all the men go and the women go. After the warm water is prepared, it is put to the door and call me, "Okay, you are all outside, don't have a sound..." After learning about Qiu Xiaoyun's situation, the second liuzi told Sun Yuanyuan and the others to prepare boiling water, and he went in to deliver Qiu Xiaoyun's baby.
Qiu Xiaoyun and his children are in good condition, but no one will do the aftermath for them.
So after the second-rate guy entered the house, he had to expel the placenta from the group Qiu Xiaoyun and get the umbilical cord for the little guy. After that, he even turned over and patted the little guy a few times, making him cry again...
Chapter completed!