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【505】The conversation of a group of children makes adults laugh

No words all night, the next morning.

After Erruizi got up early and prepared breakfast as usual, he sent Erguotou and Jian Nanchun out to patrol the mountain. Then he put a stool in the yard and fell asleep again.

Seeing the second-rate boy sleeping soundly in the yard, the little guy said to Liu Zi'an and Liu Ziquan directly; "Zi'an Ziquan, did you hear the sound of your uncle fighting with your aunt last night? Your aunt was beaten so badly..."

After the little guy said that, Liu Zian, who also heard something last night, immediately said to him in a low voice, "Little guy, you are a child and don't know this. Uncle and aunt are giving birth to children, not fighting, Xiao Shengcai and the others are giving birth to this way by uncles and aunts, and your brother is also giving birth to this way by your father and mother."

The first time I knew that such a cry was about giving birth rather than a fight, the little guy was shocked. After that, he exclaimed directly in a strange way, "Men and women have to fight before they can have children. Then I have a fight with Huahua. Can she also give birth to a child for me??"

I heard that the little guy wanted to have a baby with Xiaohua.

Liu Zian and Liu Ziquan, who looked down on Xiao Huahua, giggled and said, "Gee... Little guy, you are just a child like Xiao Huahua. How can children and children have children? You have to grow up to adults like uncles and aunts to fight and have children. You are still too young and can't give birth to them."

Children always like to have wonderful ideas. After listening to Liu Zi'an and the others, Xiaobudian immediately looked at Li Xiaoming, who was drinking porridge and eating buns in the house. "Ah, do you have to grow up to be so old to have a baby? But my uncle Xiaoming is older than my uncle and others, why didn't he have children with others??"

After the little guy looked at Li Xiaoming, Liu Zian and Liu Ziquan immediately followed him and showed a look of my sympathy for you to Li Xiaoming: "Maybe Uncle Xiaoming is not as good-looking as uncle. Look how beautiful the aunt the uncle is looking for, and they have given birth to three children. Uncle Xiaoming is pitiful. He is so tall and can't find an aunt who can give birth to children..."

"Hey hey... do you deserve a beating? Why do you see me with a pitiful expression when you are fine?" Although Li Xiaoming didn't hear the words of the three little guys, he saw their expression of sympathy for you, so he immediately became dissatisfied with the three little guys.

Hearing Li Xiaoming's words, the three little guys went up and took a bun, and turned around and ran away on the other side, shouting to Li Xiaoming without looking back, "Uncle Xiaoming, you have to work hard. Uncle Xiaoming is not as tall as you, and you already have three children. You are so tall but don't even have a wife. How did you do so poorly??"

"I........when I have five dollars on my body now, I will let you know whether I don't have a wife, or whether you three little guys don't even have a female friend..." After muttering a few words to the backs of the three little guys, Li Xiaoming quickly ate his breakfast, then carried his schoolbag and went out to school.

Not long after Li Xiaoming left, Li Cuicui walked out of the house with the wall, and kicked the second-rate sleeping on the stool directly. "You bastard, tell me honestly, have you stole something from me? If you don't tell me honestly, you can go to sleep with Xiaoming this month..."

"I really didn't eat anything. I just asked Uncle Paiguo to bring some meat to Lijia Village to have a midnight snack. Then when I came back, I saw your graceful figure. I couldn't help it and hehe..." The second-rate guy was kicked over by Li Cuicui and was not angry. Instead, he got up from the ground and supported Li Cuicui, showing a embarrassed look.

After hearing that the second-rate boy was going to find Li Daguo to eat meat, he remembered Li Cuicui, who had been involved in the last venison incident, and immediately started to reach out and pat him again. "You bastard, have you eaten something very nourishing again? It must be that last time you ate venison, I almost couldn't get up. This time I couldn't get up. You must have eaten more nourishing than that venison..."

"Ahem, just ordinary meat, it's really just ordinary meat..."

After a sloppy look, the second-rate boy immediately reached out to a princess hug and picked up Li Cuicui and said, "Let's go to the living room, and your husband will wait for you to wash and have breakfast..."

"Please help me get the water and toothpaste, I wash myself, I'm not that far. And you go into the house and look at the three little ones. They are almost time to get up..." After being carried by the second-rate boy to the living room, Li Cuicui asked him to help get the toiletries, and after that, he drove him to see the little pickled vegetables and the others.

On the other side, after Xiao Huahua met Liu Zi'an and the others at the entrance of the village, she stared at the buns in their hands and said, "Is your buns delicious?"

"Do you want to eat it? What about it? I'll go play with marbles..." Seeing Xiao Huahua wanting to eat buns, Liu Zian directly handed her half of the buns, and then took the marbles to play with them.

Children in this era have no idea that anyone can eat, so after taking Liu Zi'an's bun, Xiao Huahua started to eat it in big mouthfuls.

Seeing that Xiao Huahua seemed very hungry, Liu Ziquan also handed her the bun in his hand; "Xiao Huahua, did your family not make breakfast today? I'll give you my buns too..."

"I didn't do it, they didn't get up yet. My father came back very late after being called out by Liu Meng's brother last night. Then my mother said a few words to him, but my father beat my mother. The fight was so bad that they couldn't get up in the morning..." Xiao Huahua, who didn't know many adult affairs, told her that after taking Liu Ziquan's bun, she told her parents about the fight last night.

After listening to Xiao Huahua's words, I love to show my little bit in front of Xiao Huahua, and immediately told him what Liu Zi'an and Liu Ziquan told him. "Little Huahua, I will give you my buns to eat, I will tell you quietly. My uncle and aunt also had a fight last night, but Zi'an Ziquan and others said that it was not a fight, and that was giving birth to a child. Your parents might have to give birth to a younger brother and sister for you. My parents also gave birth to a younger brother for me after that."
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