【540】I really want to ask Liu Yaguang, is the fart-smoked snake delicious?
After listening to the second-rate boy's words and looking at Xiaoye who was amused by him, he came.
Li Cuicui immediately touched her belly and asked the second-rate boy with a bitter face, "Husband, are you saying I'm pregnant again? This...I have to give birth again. Didn't we pick up this Xiaoye for nothing?"
"How could it be picked up for free? Is it not good to raise such a cute son? And there are so many children and many blessings. If the little bears and the others are unfilial in the future, wouldn't we have Xiaoye to rely on?"
After smiling and saying a few words to Li Cuicui, the second-rate boy gently touched her belly and said, "Besides, you have a good physique and will not be as hard and hard as others have to give birth. Moreover, our family has money, and we can afford to raise any number of children..."
Worried that the second-rate guy misunderstood his own meaning, Li Cuicui immediately told him that she would definitely give birth to a child when she has her; "Don't misunderstand what I mean. Although I was complaining, the child still had to give birth to a child when she has her.
Moreover, we have so many children, and it’s nothing more than a few more. At worst, just like Zi'an and Ziquan, just let them go directly to stock up after they grow up....”
"I am really my good wife. Thank you for your hard work. In the future, our menu will be made according to what you like. In the future, we will cook whatever you say... "
She smiled and told Li Cuicui that after the menu at home was made according to her appetite, the second-rate boy told her that she was going back to have a few drinks with Liu Aiguo; "And my wife, I'm talking to Uncle Aiguo about registering Xiaoye's household registration, so I have to go back to accompany him. You can go into the house to take the child to sleep first, okay..."
"Okay, then please ask Uncle Paiguo to help us get Xiaoye's household registration book. If you have a household registration, we are not afraid of others gossiping or something..." After nodding to the second-rate, Li Cuicui turned around and went into the house to coax Xiaoye to go to bed.
"Xiaoye is here, I have to go to bed early. You can't be tired of mom." After smiling and reminding Xiaoye to go to bed early, the second lion turned around and went back to the living room and continued to drink with Liu Aiguo.
Liu Aiguo, who was sitting and drinking alone, saw that the second-rate boy came back, asked him in confusion, "What have you been out? You have been back for so long..."
"We just said that Xiaoye came, right? You guessed that Xiaoye came is the child I brought back from outside, but I won't tell others where he came from, but he has been my son since he met me."
After talking about Xiaoye's arrival, the second-rate boy smiled and asked Liu Aiguo to help him register Xiaoye's household registration; "So Uncle Aiguo, please help me to upload him to my household registration book, and you also need to go to the same age as Xiaoshengcai and others. It is best to mark them as quadruplet brothers and sisters..."
"This is a trivial matter. If you come to me, I will handle it for you."
After telling the second-rate that this was a trivial matter, Liu Aiguo continued to ask the second-rate guy why he had just left for so long. "But what I asked you, why you had been going for so long, and I didn't ask you to ask me for my business..."
Seeing that Liu Aiguo really wanted to know what he had done just now, the second-rate boy smiled and told him what Li Cuicui was pregnant again. "What did I do just now? I just went out to do something big. I went out to take my wife's pulse, and then I found out that my wife was pregnant again..."
"I'm pregnant again, you're fast enough. Xiao Xiancai and the others are not one year old yet, and now they have a second child. However, the only family in your family is your family. It's good to have more children and strong people..." After hearing that Li Cuicui was pregnant again, Liu Aiguo was surprised and said that this was actually quite good.
Papa... Papapa... Papapapapapa... Papapapapapa... When Liu Aiguo finished speaking, there was finally a heavy rain outside.
Seeing the crackling heavy rain, Erruizi said to Liu Aiguo with a smile, "This rain is falling in time. After this rain, everyone has water to plant rice seedlings..."
"Plants are trivial matters. The main thing is that we can have a good sleep after the rain. Recently, the stuffy weather has made me not sleep well for a long time..."
Seeing this long-lost heavy rain, when he thought of the mountains in the village, Liu Aiguo, who finally didn't have to worry about the use of water, suddenly showed a happy smile on his face.
When he heard Liu Aiguo say that he was so hot that he hadn't had a good sleep for a while, the second-rate boy immediately smiled and told him how to cool his house. "It's quite hot recently. Recently, in order to have a good sleep at night, I always let Xiao Ming come back from school and spray water on the roof to cool it down. After spraying water, it feels much cooler when I fall asleep at night."
"Yes, why didn't I think of this solution?"
After regretting that he hadn't thought of a way to cool the house, Liu Aiguo immediately looked at the second-rate boy and blamed him for having such a good way. Why didn't he say it earlier? "And you boy have this way, why didn't you say it earlier? Do you know that Uncle Paiguo, I was almost sent away by a snake in order to have a cool place to sleep??"
"You haven't told me before that you have been so hot that you haven't had a good sleep for several days. What you said, can you tell you how I can't tell you this method?"
After telling Liu Aiguo that he didn't know that he was too hot to sleep, the second-rate immediately picked up the wine bowl and took a sip of the wine. While smiling, why Liu Aiguo was almost sent away by the snake. "But then again, Uncle Aiguo, you are too hot to sleep, why are you related to the snake??"
Faced with the second-rate question, Liu Aiguo picked up the wine bowl and took a sip, and then said what he encountered this morning with a look of fear. "The weather has been too hot in recent days, and I can't sleep at home no matter how hard I sleep.
Then I saw a lot of people taking straw mats to sleep at the new gravel yard, and I heard them say it was cool to sleep there, so last night I took my eldest son, the second son and the other two to go to the floor to play in the gravel yard to chat and sleep.
Not to mention it, it is really cool to sleep on the glutinous field. Don’t feel comfortable when the wind blows at night. We ate the midnight snack that day and then we fell asleep there in less than half an hour.
To be honest, I slept so well last night, but after that, it made me feel a little creepy. I almost got scared to pee my pants.
Last night, I went to the glutinous yard to sleep in those loose shorts. As a result, when I was asleep, a silver ring snake with more than two pounds drilled into my crotch and slept with me all night. When I woke up, I almost urinated directly... "
Hearing Liu Aiguo halfway through the words, the second-rate boy immediately urged him in anger, "Uncle Aiguo, don't stop, you haven't said how the snake was driven away..."
"I tell you that, but you can't tell me, because not many people know about this..." Faced with the second-rate question, Liu Aiguo did not answer him directly, but asked him not to tell others after hearing it.
Because I really want to know how Liu Aiguo got the silver ring snake, the second-rate immediately promised him that he would not leak it; "Uncle Aiguo, do you think I am like the kind of person who likes big mouths? Don't worry, I promise you that this matter will never be spread from my mouth..."
After getting the second-rate guarantee, Liu Aiguo smiled awkwardly, "I ate a lot of seafood that day, so farting would be a bit frightening. But because I was afraid and anxious, I couldn't help it, and I put out a very smelly fart, and then the silver ring snake was fumigated and crawled away from my crotch..."
When he heard that Liu Aiguo had used a fart to smoke the silver ring snake from his crotch, the second-rate almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
However, after seeing Liu Aiguo's gaze that was about to kill, the second-rate boy quickly changed the subject and continued to ask, "That, that uncle Paiguo, you're just a fucking thing for the silver ring snake, hahaha..... Cough cough, I couldn't help it, that... Then how did you know that the snake is more than two pounds??"
"You uncle Patriotic, you don't know what kind of personality I have. You said that this snake almost made me so scared that I wet my pants. Do you think I can make it better?"
After expressing his bad personality to the second-rate boy, Liu Aiguo told the snake's whereabouts with a wicked smile; "So after the silver ring snake left my crotch, I immediately went to find a stick and beat it to death. After that, I originally planned to throw it away. After all, I really couldn't get interested in eating it because of the money fart.
But just as I was about to throw it into the cottage, your original production team leader Liu Yaguang suddenly ran over and called me, and then asked me to ask the snake to go back and stew soybeans and eat it.
And the reason why I knew that the snake was more than two pounds was because Liu Yaguang weighed it after taking it back... Cough cough cough, hahaha... He also said that the snake was delicious, hahaha..."
The second-rate guy who was almost unable to hold it in, after hearing what Liu Aiguo did, he couldn't help laughing with him; "Hahaha, Uncle Aiguo, you are so bad. You're so fucked with your farts and actually took the snake that was eaten by someone..."
"If you don't say it, I won't say it, no one knows it. Moreover, Liu Yaguang has a very satisfying meal. He also told me that I will encounter such a snake next time I will keep it for him and don't lose it. He likes to eat it... But I'm very curious if the snake has a bad smell after it is cooked, hahaha..." When talking about Liu Yaguang's snake eating, Liu Aiguo couldn't help laughing out loud again.
And just as the second-rate and Liu Aiguo were chatting and talking and laughing, Li Daguo walked out of the house with a dark face; "Do you two have any moral integrity? You sleep well and wake me up..."
"Well, why are you here in Daguo? Liu Mang, didn't you say that your father-in-law went back to Lijia Village??" Liu Aiguo was shocked when he saw Li Daguo suddenly appear, and then he immediately looked at the second-rate boy and asked how he could lie to others.
From Liu Aiguo's words, I heard that the second-rate boy had hidden himself from Liu Aiguo.
So after blinking at the second-rate, Li Daguo pointed to the room and said quietly to Liu Aiguo, "I plan to go back, but this isn't your sister-in-law getting drunk, so I came back to accompany her. Liu Mang may have seen me go back, and then didn't see me come back..."
"Oh, that's how it's. I thought it was Liu Meng who deliberately lied to me that you went back. But fortunately you didn't go back here, otherwise you would have to walk halfway. No, Liu Meng has a car, so you don't have to walk back now..."
Liu Aiguo, who felt a little embarrassed, quickly changed the topic and said enviously to Li Daguo, "Old guy is lucky. When he meets a son-in-law like Liu Meng, he will start to enjoy his happiness early..."
"It's right for me to enjoy happiness, and I bet on my blessings now. Liu Meng was such a bad reputation at the time, but I dared to marry my daughter to him, so I dared to bet on him that he could bring a good life to Cuicui in the future. Then I bet right, so I deserve to enjoy happiness now... Oh, I'm urged to pee, I'll go to the bathroom first."
When Li Daguo heard Liu Aiguo say that he was lucky enough to enjoy his fortune early, he immediately expressed his pride that he had been betting on his own that he could enjoy his fortune so early. Halfway through his words, he had to go to the bathroom to go to the bathroom.
[Bastard, isn’t it just bullying me to get married late. Now my children are still young and don’t have a son-in-law yet? Wait for fifteen years, when my little flower grows up, I… My mentality has broken down. At that time, this bastard’s granddaughter probably got married...]
I wanted to scold Li Daguo in my heart, but I found that my daughter seemed to be as good as Li Daguo's granddaughter. Liu Aiguo couldn't continue to scold him. Then he chose to say goodbye to the second-rate boy and prepare to go home. "It's getting late, and I've almost finished drinking this wine. I'll get something to go back to serve as a midnight snack for your aunt. Is there a lunch box at home..."
"Okay, I'll bring you two lunch boxes to pack. When you finish eating, remember to ask Xiao Huahua to send the lunch boxes to me..." Hearing that Liu Aiguo was going home, the second-rate boy didn't do much to keep him, so he just took two lunch boxes to pack his food and drinks. After that, he also brought him a heavy raincoat unique to this era.
After packing a lunch box of roast goose, a lunch box of meatballs, a bag of pistachios and a bag of melon seeds.
Liu Aiguo put on a heavy raincoat with the help of the second-rate Zi, and then he took two lunch boxes and the flashlight from the second-rate Zi's house and went home directly. "Okay, it's getting late, I'm back... I'm back from a big country, it's raining all the time, and I can't wait for the rain to stop..."
"Okay, I understand. If it rains, please walk slowly. Liu Mang's raincoat and flashlight will be used for you Uncle Aiguo. It will be difficult to walk on the dark road this day..." Hearing Liu Aiguo's farewell, Li Daguo immediately shouted to him in the bath room and told him to take the raincoat for him.
At this time, Liu Aiguo had already left, so it was the second-rate boy who replied to him; "Dad, Uncle Aiguo has gone back, and I have brought him all the raincoats and flashlights you mentioned. By the way, do you still need to take a shower? If you want it, I will boil water for you, and if you don't, I will go back to the house to sleep..."
"I won't wash tonight. Let's go home to wash tomorrow morning. You go to bed, don't wait for me..." After he said to the second liuzi, he would not take a shower or guard him there, Li Daguo continued to work on his excretion task.
After listening to Li Daguo's dialect, Liu Mang, after replying to his good words, directly peeled the unpacked shrimps and ate them with the remaining meatballs for Erguotou and Jian Nanchun.
Chapter completed!