Chapter 195 Gossip in the rain
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"No, I'll stay outside. The rain is pretty. You can quickly take your hand back to avoid getting wet and catching a cold..." Nie Canglong smiled slightly, his breath emanated, and no drop of rain fell on the girl's hands, and the sound of the rain became much smaller as it was.
By the way, he really didn't take this heavy rain seriously. If he was a land god, he would be a big joke if he was soaked in the rain.
"You really won't come in?" The girl asked again, feeling a little distressed in her tone.
In fact, she could see that the man was dry, but he just felt distressed.
"No need, the rain can't pour over my head..." Nie Canglong felt the girl's concern and was moved. He got out of the car and stretched out a tarp from the car in front, then shook it open, and one end was hidden on the tail of the car, completely covering the tent, thus putting a double security on it. Unexpectedly, the rainwater penetrated into the tent through the gap. The tarp was large enough. After covering the tent, the other end was directly hidden on the ox saddle, covering the big buffalo.
The sika deer was so hard that they were drowning under the tarpaulin, and they all buried their heads under the tarpaulin, and they were typically careless about their heads and ass.
The sika deer is not very short, but when it pushes it like this, it will make its sight wider and its voice can be gathered.
"The rain is so heavy today. I have never seen such heavy rain since I can remember..." Looking at the heavy rain outside the tarpaulin, Nie Canglong said with an sigh.
"The rain is not heavy. I remember when I was young, it rained much more than this, just like the sky collapsed. At that time, when the rain stopped, we all went to the street to catch fish. I caught a big black fish and almost bit me. That thing was so fierce..." Yuan Siyu's voice came from the tent of the car.
"So amazing?" The car tent opened a small mouth, and Qin Xiaojun's little head stretched out from the inside. Seeing that the outside was covered by tarpaulin, he crawled out, "It's so rainy today..."
"It's quite big..." Nie Canglong yawned, "It's just that many big heads are really entangled. I wonder if these sika deer have bad breath..."
"Hehe..." The girl laughed and hit Nie Canglong, "You hate people, you will deliberately disgust people..."
"Hehehe..." Nie Canglong smiled and pointed at Xiao Baiding who was rolling on the road and playing. "Look at your good dog, when I see it, I understand what it means to have a chicken that is falling into the soup..."
"What kind of chicken is falling into the water? It's clearly a dog that falls into the water..." The girl covered her mouth and smirked.
"That guy was born this winter and hasn't seen the rain yet. No wonder it is so happy..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Even if the rain suddenly starts, it will probably delay the trip and you can't make a fire and have a hot meal..." The girl looked at the water flowing through the drainage ditch on both sides of the road, and her little brows frowned.
"I didn't expect that Ms. Qin Xiaojun, who is transformed into our lazy sheep, would also care about these trivial matters of food, rice, oil and salt..." Nie Canglong pinched the girl's little nose with a smile.
"Hate..." The girl's face was red with shame and beat the man's shoulder coquettishly, "I'll eat, sleep, and eat?"
"What do you think?" Nie Canglong laughed and said nothing, but Bian Lanlan couldn't help it, and her little head was poked out, "Why don't you have any self-knowledge?"
"Get in, you're all right here..." The girl was embarrassed and pushed Bian Lanlan's little head and pushed her in again.
"Actually, it should not be difficult to make a fire. We have Xiao Hei to make a refrigerator, so there must be a lighter..." Nie Canglong put his arms around the girl's shoulder and pointed at the sika deer around him. "Did you see these deer? When you have the chance in the future, you will cultivate them into lighters. It will be more convenient to light a fire or something in the future..."
"Do you want them to learn magic?" the girl said with her eyes lit up.
"Of course, we will set up a monster guard in the future and let Xiao Baiding commander, hum, then, we will dominate the world and shock the world..." Nie Canglong outlined a beautiful blueprint.
"The Monster Beast Guard is so ugly. It should be called the Fairy Beast Guard, otherwise you will be beaten to death when you go out to make trouble..." the girl said.
"Ah?" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled.
"I have read "Journey to the West"? On the way to the west, monsters with backgrounds were all taken away. Those without backgrounds were beaten to death by Monkey Brother. These two treatments show the importance of backgrounds. For example, a monster snatched a girl as the wife of the village, and was finally beaten to the door. The monster was defeated and shouted loudly, "I am Aunt Qin's mount." When people heard it report a deep background, they bowed and spared their lives without accepting it?" Qin Xiaojun smiled and couldn't close his mouth, as if what he said just now was the fact that it would take several years later.
"If such a guy really comes out, I will just chop it up, and it will take advantage of all the benefits. Let's bear the bad reputation, will I lose money?" Nie Canglong said.
"So, do you want to take advantage?" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Or what monster snatched the girl and let them leave the first night for you?"
The tone is full of solemn smell...
"What are you kidding?" Nie Canglong glared, "I, Nie Canglong, stand up to the sky, how can I do such a dirty thing? "Miss Ruyi asked me to save humanity and compatriots as much as possible. How can I support these monsters who persecuted our compatriots?"
"Hmph..." The girl's face became smelly, and her little mouth was pouting high, "You remember clearly the instructions of Sister Ruyi..."
"Of course, I'm just saying a few words. Wouldn't I become a fool if I can't remember me?" Nie Canglong looked like I had a great memory.
"Puchi..." The girl was amused by Nie Canglong.
"I want to tell you..." Bian Lanlan's little head came out again.
"Why are you coming out again?" Before Bian Lanlan finished speaking, the girl pressed her on her little head again and pressed her into the tent.
"Oh, you hate it, wait until I finish talking..." Bian Lanlan poked her head out and glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily.
"You said..." Qin Xiaojun rolled her eyes.
"Didn't you just say that you are igniting? The night before yesterday, we went to the workshop community and saw how they ignited it? When we arrived in a big city and robbed a gas station, it would be enough for us to burn it for several years..." Bian Lanlan said.
"What are you kidding?? Robbing a gas station?? Do gas stations still require robbery??" Qin Xiaojun looked at Bian Lanlan and said disdainfully.
"Why don't you use it? Although gasoline can't be used in cars, it can at least be used as firewood..." Bian Lanlan said dissatisfied.
"Are you stupid?" Qin Xiaojun poked Bian Lanlan's forehead with her fingers, "Isn't it just to get some gasoline? She still has to go to a big city? There are so many gas stations on the side of the road. We can find a gas station by following this road. Think about it, the gas station is located in the mountains, so there will definitely be less than a lot of staff. Maybe after the end of the world, people will move to the nearest town. If they haven't moved away, they can only let the monsters eat it..."
"I didn't expect that Qin Xiaoniu Niu, you really didn't give it for nothing, you can reason?" Bian Lanlan made an exaggerated look of surprise, "Next, let's check if your Qin Xiaoniu Niu Niu's reasoning is on the same level as Holmes..."
"Get out and stay..." The girl pushed Bian Lanlan's forehead and pushed her in. She squeezed her head open the soft door and looked into the tent. It turned out that except for Yuan Siyu and Bian Lanlan, everyone was crowded to sleep in a bunch, especially the silly girl Li Yan, who had all the snot soaked noses.
"What are you looking at?" Gu Yunfeng suddenly opened her eyes, "You are talking about love yourself, and you are not allowed to sleep?"
"Sister Yunfeng really hates it..." The girl's face turned red, she hurriedly pulled away, and closed the soft door again.
"Hehehehe, brother, sister-in-law..." On the ox cart in front, the leather covered in the cart squirmed, and then a head appeared under the leather. Zhao Chuanxi greeted the two of them with a laugh and laughter through the rain curtain.
"You boy, you are a rat? You're actually hiking all over the world. Be careful of leaking, letting the rain seep in, and slapping things..." Nie Canglong gave him a blank look and said.
"Hmph, if I am a mouse, you should call me brother..." Zhao Chuanxi took a piece of cooked meat from the cardboard box and started eating happily.
"Hmph, if you are a mouse, why are you called brother? You just call me uncle..." Qin Xiaojun curled his lips and waved to Zhao Chuanxi, "Get me a piece of meat..."
"Okay..." Zhao Chuanxi found a plastic bag, turned it over and put it on his hand, wrapped a piece of good meat from the carton, rolled it up, and threw it towards Qin Xiaojun.
"It's a pity that the peaches were finished. I should have been a little thick-skinned at the beginning. I would like to ask Sister Ruyi for more. I don't know if I would become fat if I eat meat like this..." Qin Xiaojun took it. After such a distance, there were a lot of water droplets on the plastic bag. When I opened the plastic bag, I took a bite on the meat piece with some regret.
"Hmph..." Nie Canglong leaned over, and then took a bite on the meat piece, "In order not to make you become fat, I will serve you in the future those high-calorie foods..."
"You..." Looking at the missing piece of meat, listening to the man's teasing, the girl couldn't help but get angry.
"Don't thank me, I'm also for myself. Although I don't care about skinny beauties, I don't want you to become a fat man. More importantly, if a parent-teacher meeting is held, our son will be inferior and make him unable to raise his head in front of his classmates..." Nie Canglong said vaguely while chewing the meat.
"Hate..." The girl was so angry that she looked at the man with a blank look, "What parent-teacher meeting? If you want to say that, I will eat it like a big fat man..." As she said, she was as fierce as she ate meat in big mouthfuls, and took a few bites, and she did not forget to give a man a roll of eyes.
"I knew you were stealing here..." The leather beside Zhao Chuanxi wriggled twice, Zhang Haitong's head was exposed beside him, and he also picked up a piece of meat and started eating it in big mouthfuls. It was noon now, and if it wasn't for heavy rain, it would be time for lunch.
"Brother, don't you talk about the second brother, don't you eat too?" Zhao Chuanxi moved to the side and moved him a more spacious place.
"Oh, there are too many miscellaneous items in the car, and it's uncomfortable to lie down. Why don't I lie on your back..." Zhang Haitong moved his body and said.
"Get out of here, you can say such a vulgar thing, I really believe you..." Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes.
"Only those who are vulgar in their hearts will listen to my words in vulgarity..." Zhang Haitong said vaguely while gnawing on the meat.
"Shameless, I have never seen someone more shameless than you..." Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes.
"Tsk, Canglong won't think it's wrong..." Zhang Haitong pulled the corner of his mouth slightly.
"Why did Brother Tong still get me? I am a gentleman, a Taoist master..." Nie Canglong yawned and rubbed his big hands on his face.
"Why is it so awkward to listen to you?" Qin Xiaojun curled his lips.
"What awkwardness?? I'm telling the truth. If we weren't a gentleman, we would have been a beast that day, so how could you kick me out?" Nie Canglong said.
"Believe it or not, I'll kick you down now?" Qin Xiaojun stared at someone with a bad expression.
"Believe in faith, who makes us a gentleman? A gentleman is open and honest, and a villain is always worried. As a gentleman, you have to be ready to be kicked out of the car at all times..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"You said I'm a villain?" The girl's face was quite unkind.
"I'm really wronged. The villain often means that the villain is often worried. Tell me, when have you ever been worried? If you have any unhappiness, just put it on..." Nie Canglong said pitifully.
"Yuyou, it seems you are not happy yet?" The girl curled her lips.
"How can it be? Ordinary people, if you kick it, you will feel dirty. Otherwise, you will give us another kick??" Nie Canglong said with a smile, twisting his body and his butt turned diagonally towards the girl.
"I'm eating, don't disgust me..." The girl rolled her eyes, "Your flattery makes me want to vomit..."
"I want to vomit?? Am I going to be a father?" Nie Canglong looked surprised.
"Little Green Snake, it seems that I can't spare you easily today..." The girl's little face was red, and her big eyes were staring at someone with a very bad attitude, gritting her teeth.
"Hehehe..." Nie Canglong smiled foolishly, "Chuanxi and Brother Tong are watching, pay attention to maintaining their image..."
"Ahem, it's hard for us little shrimps to participate..." Zhao Chuanxi coughed twice, but his body retreated.
"You are a little shrimp too? You are almost an uncle..." Zhang Haitong also retreated with him.
The girl's face turned redder...
When it rained in Shanxi, it also started to rain at the junction of Shaanxi Province and Hebei Province.
"Teacher, the rain is heavy enough. Can you do it? If you can't, you can just say a word and I will leave you behind to save you from dragging me down..." Zhu Tianfeng, who was covered with a wolf skin on his head, was struggling to carry the old professor on his back, walking in the woods in the rain, muttering in his mouth.
"Tianfeng, how many times have the teacher told you? Just put the teacher down. The teacher is really not able to do it..." The famous Zhong Tieshan has reached his dying moment. He has been damp in the forest these days, and the old man's body is a little unbearable. He has suffered a serious illness and his whole body has collapsed.
"I think about it?" But when I think of the wolf whips you ate, I can't bear to leave..." Zhu Tianfeng said with a confused look on his face.
"Are you reluctant to give up me or wolf whip?" The person who listened was more entangled than the person who said it.
"After you eat the wolf whip, you and the wolf whip are one. In the eyes of your disciple, the wolf whip is you, you are the wolf whip, and you are no longer distinguishing each other..." Zhu Tianfeng's words became more and more annoying.
"Good boy..." Professor Zhong Tieshan's pale face was ashen, "You are really Lao Zhong's good apprentice. Lao Zhong will expel you from the sect today. Let me put apart from now on..."
"Then I am just helping others and brave enough to do justice, so I can't let you go. When I return to the city, a good socialist young man who is brave enough to do justice is bound to be rewarded. If I can be named a national moral model and shake hands with the national leaders..." Zhu Tianfeng said, a little intoxicated, "Teacher... No, you have driven me out of the school, so I'm not my teacher, so I'll call you old man. Your old man must hold on, and you must persevere until I send you back to the city before dying..."
"Just anger me, just anger me..." The old man was so angry that his whole body trembled, but his spirits were much stronger.
"How dare I get angry with you? Can I shake hands with national leaders? But I'm all counting on you, and I'm sorry for you..." Zhu Tianfeng thought for a while and added: "At that time, you must not say you know me, otherwise it would be a mistake. When someone asked, you said that you were just a chance meeting with me and didn't know me before."
"Bah, you bastard, you used to think that you were a stingy boy, but who would have thought that you were so crazy that you were so bad that you were so bad. You were really cheating and stealing. You were all full of poisons..." The old professor muttered, and tears flowed.
"You see what you said, you are cheating and stealing. I can steal you. Can you steal like you? You are just a little old man, one is not a star, the other is not a beauty. What's the use of stealing you?" Zhu Tianfeng's mouth was very sharp.
"I'm so angry, you're so angry..." The old professor trembled all over, "You bastard, wait for me. After I go back, see how I deal with you. I'll ask you to ask your parents to write a check, and then read it to all the students in the school's radio room..."
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