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Chapter four hundred and twenty first hook(1/2)

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"Really?" The girl was a little disbelief, and her eyes were full of suspicion.

"Of course it's true..." Nie Canglong's expression was both serious and serious.

"Why do I just don't believe it?" The girl frowned. The more the man said, the more he heard the man's words, the more he felt fake.

"Master's wife, I have a way to let you know if what Master said is true..." Wang Xueying jumped out.

"Are you too idle??" Nie Canglong glared at the unlucky apprentice, "Go to do whatever you should do now, don't cause trouble here..."

"I'm guilty?" The girl looked at the man, and the doubt in her eyes became stronger and stronger.

"How could it be? You don't know my heart for you yet?" Nie Canglong exclaimed wronged.

"You said..." the girl glanced at the unlucky apprentice and said.

"Then..." Wang Xueying showed a smirk at the corner of her mouth, and her eyes looked up and down at her master, "I just said that?"

"You said..." Nie Canglong was not guilty and asked his apprentice to tell the method very generously.

"Master's wife, this method is too simple. Just let Master, you just sip..." Wang Xueying said with a smile.

"I like this method..." Nie Canglong hurriedly kissed the girl on the face.

"You..." The girl was suddenly attacked and couldn't help but feel ashamed. She hit the man and then glared at her unlucky apprentice, "Wait for me, you will wear some small shoes in the future..."

"Master's wife. It's because the master is moving too fast. I haven't finished speaking yet..." Wang Xueying smiled helplessly.

"So," the girl glared at her viciously and said.

"There are two conditions to kiss you. One is fantasy, which is to fantasize your face in your mind. When kissing, you will feel a sense of concaveness and confusion. Just keep dreaming about it for ten minutes and then kissing..." Wang Xueying said.

"Is this?" the girl frowned, "It seems that there is a little reason. Tell me the second method..."

"The second method is easier..." Wang Xueying looked confident. "How sharp is the master's eyes? You can definitely see your pores, so let the master stare at your pores until the pores are the size of soybeans and kiss them..." Keep staring at an object, and the object will become bigger and bigger in the eyes. This is common sense.

"Huh?" The girl was stunned and looked at the man, "This is a good idea, or use this method?"

"This method is good, I'll take a look..." Nie Canglong's eyes began to stare at the girl's pores, but the more he looked, the more he looked, the more he looked on his face, and the tighter his brows became.

"Did you see? How thick are my pores?" the girl asked nervously.

"Listen to the truth or to the lies?" Nie Canglong's tone was a little low.

"Listen...Listen to lie..." the girl said nervously.

"Your pores are too thick, each one is like a big tree..." Nie Canglong sighed and said.

"Ah?" The girl couldn't help but lose her vigor. "Will you become a furry monkey?"

"It's even more terrifying than the hairy monkey, just like a half-orc..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, "This is the first time I've seen a half-orc. Baby, you opened my eyes..."

"Woo..." The girl covered her face and started crying, but after crying twice, she suddenly seemed to remember something, raised her head and looked at the man with tears in her eyes, "What about the truth?"

"The truth?" Nie Canglong was stunned. His brows jumped unnaturally, "Is this truth?"

"How is the truth?" the girl asked anxiously.

"The truth is, why don't you have any hairs?" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a puzzled look, "I just looked at it for a long time, but I didn't find that you have any hairs. You are not physically ill? Do you usually sweat??"

"Huh..." The girl couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "Of course I'm sweating. How could I not sweat??"

"Hmm?" Wang Xueying couldn't help but come to the master's wife when she heard her master's words, and looked carefully on her face. The more she looked, the more surprised she felt, "The master's wife really has no hair. What's going on?"

"I just feel that my skin is getting smoother and smoother, and I haven't heard of the end of the world losing hair?" The girl raised her hand and carefully observed the pores on the back of her hand. Sure enough, the jade hand was like a piece of powder and jade, with no hair.

"Do you feel uncomfortable?" Nie Canglong became anxious. Although these hairs are not very good-looking, they are indispensable for human metabolism. If there are no hairs, it would be a big problem.

"No, I feel the same as before, there is no discomfort..." the girl shook her head and said.

"This is not a mutant, right?" Wang Xueying looked at the skin of her master's wife, "The snake has no pores. The teacher's wife raises Xiaoqing. Has the teacher's wife bitten the snake, so she becomes like a snake?"

"Nonsense, I have never let a snake bite since I was a child..." The girl glared at her unlucky apprentice and said.

Since childhood, Xiaoqing has been by her side. With a strange species like Xiaoqing, no snake dares to approach her, let alone bite him.

"You are brave enough. Your master's wife is an expert in snake play. If the snake bites it, where will she put her face?" Nie Canglong also glared at his unlucky apprentice and said.

"I don't know..." Wang Xueying pouted and didn't dare to say more.

"If you don't know, don't talk nonsense..." Nie Canglong said.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't say anything..." Wang Xueying responded quickly, "I knew that when I often walked by the river, I wouldn't be able to wear my shoes..."

"Is it still right?" Nie Canglong couldn't help but get angry. Didn't you say it or not? Why did you still say it?

"I won't say it anymore..." Wang Xueying waved her hands repeatedly, and her little mouth pursed tightly.

"You can't say it. What she said makes sense..." Qin Xiaojun pondered, her beautiful eyebrows slightly frowned.

"Look?" Wang Xueying became proud.

"Although I haven't bitten a snake, I may not be infected with some snake venom. You know, I am immune to small doses of snake venom. Generally speaking, I won't care if I touch a little snake venom..." The girl looked at the man and said.

"It makes sense..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "This is quite possible..."

"Of course what I said makes sense..." Wang Xueying became even more proud.

"There's a big deal. You're talking about snake biting, we're talking about snake venom..." Nie Canglong glared at his unlucky apprentice and said.

"Anyway, it's all snake venom. There's no difference..." Wang Xueying pouted and said unhappily.

"Dose issues are also very important..." Nie Canglong looked at his unlucky apprentice, "How many times have you let the snake bite? Do you know? How many venomous snakes are in my body? Do you know? Why is your master's skin not becoming the same as your master's wife? Can you explain these??"

"I just said that the teacher's wife's skin has become so good, it may be related to snakes, but I didn't say it must be related to snakes..." Wang Xueying pouted and said.

"You still dare to argue with me?" Nie Canglong glared at her, "Do you want to betray the master?"

"How can it be?" Wang Xueying quickly laughed, "I just think that now that the guests have finished their banquet, should we set off? I have been wasting enough time here. If we delay any further, we may not be able to leave Handan at night..." It doesn't make sense to the master. Then change the topic.

"Um..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "What you said makes sense..."

"Then..." Wang Xueying's eyes turned, "Master and wife, I'll go and prepare to see if there is something to bring and what to keep..." As she said that, she ran away.

"It's okay to bring some things, but do you need to leave something?" Nie Canglong frowned, glanced at the girl and asked.

"Take something? Is there anything to bring? Is there anything left? Is there nothing to keep..." The girl thought about it and it seemed that there was really nothing to bring, and she was not short of food, clothing, housing and transportation. Even if there were fewer, it could be supplemented on the road. As for leaving things, it would be even more impossible. Bian Lanlan guards such a big city and can't get anything missing? Even if she was a mount, she would catch as much as she wanted to go to the Oyewa, and would be honest with her old fist and any creature she would have done.

"I think she runs fast enough..." Nie Canglong sighed, "We are unlucky disciples, we love to compete for the first place. Even if we leave something behind, aren't there any old Taoist priests and the others?"

"Not right?? Why do I feel like I'm experiencing a golden cicada? What were we talking about just now??" The girl glanced at the man and felt a little suspicious.

"Just just now?? I just said that your skin is covered with hair..." Nie Canglong said.

"It's not this. I seemed to be talking about my face full of pockmarks..." The girl's brows frowned.

"It seems that we are flirting with each other..." Nie Canglong also remembered that the girl's skin was really scared just now, for fear of any bad symptoms. This matter is the most important thing, so he threw other things behind his mind.

"Grandma, let her fool you..." How smart the girl? When she thought about it, she understood what was going on and couldn't help but get angry.

"Why do I drive her out of the master?" Nie Canglong gritted his teeth. This great disciple has become more capable, and even his master and his wife dare to fool him.

"How can I deal with her if you drive her out of the sect?" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Who did I put on my shoes?"

"Put it for me, I'm a young man, so I should wear small shoes..." Xiao Yaya jumped high on the ground.

"Puchi..." The girl looked at the little girl and couldn't help laughing, "If I dare to put on small shoes for you, your mother wouldn't have to fight for me?"

"I don't like my mother anymore. She doesn't let Yaya eat meat..." When she talked about her mother, Xiao Yaya's little mouth pouted.

"Or, we won't let your mother follow us?" The girl bent down and looked at the little girl with a smile.

"Where will I ask my mother to go?" the little girl looked at her master's wife, blinking her big eyes and asked.

"Let your mother go home. Go back and forth from wherever..." the girl said.

"What if Yaya misses her mother?" The little girl said with her big eyes rolling.

"If you miss your mother, just hold it down. If you think too much, you will treat your master as your mother..." the girl said with a smile.

"Ahem, how come I look like a mother? It's better to treat you as a mother. At most, I'm just a father..." Nie Canglong coughed twice and said.

"If Sister Bai hears you, she will probably be crazy about her happiness..." The girl curled her lips, with a Shanxi flavor in her tone. Well, it's the sour smell of old vinegar.

"Look at what you said. If you are her mother, I will be her father. If you don't be her mother, then I won't be her father. Does it have anything to do with Sister Bai?? Is she happy?" Nie Canglong said quickly.

"I want my mother, I won't let my teacher's wife be a mother..." Xiao Yaya stopped doing it, raised her face and looked at her master and her wife. Her little mouth was pouting, and her big beautiful eyes were filled with mist, as if she would cry as long as her master and her mother asked her to go back.

"Go and go, who would love to be a mother for you?" The girl rolled her eyes. She was a daughter of a yellow-blooded girl. If a little baby followed her butt and called her mother, it would be fine if she saw her. If she met her dad, she wouldn't be angry to death? Oh, the child is so old, you don't tell her dad, do you still have me, a father in your eyes? It's inevitable to beat her up. As for a so-called great god, she will probably be suffocated to death. It would be strange if she didn't strangle you to death.

"The teacher's wife said she wouldn't drive her away?" The little girl immediately became energetic. Her big eyes were full of energy.

"It depends on whether you listen or not..." The girl glanced at the little girl and said leisurely.

"Yaya is obedient, Yaya is the most obedient..." The little girl nodded violently, "They do whatever the teacher's wife asks her to do..."

"Cough cough..." Nie Canglong coughed twice while pinching his throat.

"There is also a master. People do whatever their master asks to do..." The little girl was very clever. When she heard the master's artificial cough, she knew what he wanted to hear.

"If the master's wife asks you to go west and the master asks you to go east, who will you listen to?" the girl said with a smile.

"I..." The little girl couldn't help but feel embarrassed, her big eyes were circling, "I'll go east and west sometimes..."
To be continued...
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